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44 Texts From Delivery Drivers People Actually Received That Might Make You Laugh
The pandemic ushered in a new way to buy food. Nowadays, many people order dinner and groceries through apps instead of going out. In fact, 28.2% of Americans say they use food delivery apps at least once a week. Sometimes, delivery workers can pass for comedians with how witty they get when communicating with customers.
Bored Panda has found the funniest and weirdest interactions between delivery drivers and their customers, and we've put them here in one place for you to enjoy. Truly, who hasn't received a text from their delivery person that says they've been arrested or got a confirmation photo of their delivery with their kitty in it?
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#1
Messages Between Wife And DD Driver Who Saw Our “Congrats It’s A Girl” Yard Sign
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#2
To My Driver On 28 July, Thank You For This Gem Of A Drop Off Photo
#3
Fix
#4
Nice Driver
#5
Wish I Could Have Tipped More
#6
My Uber Eats Delivery Driver Decided To Be Smart
Upstaged75 10 months ago
I would totally say something like this. Hopefully the other person enjoys sarcasm!
#7
He Thought It Was Funny
#8
That's Some Dedication Right There
#9
Just Had This Wonderful Gem Of A Driver
#10
Delivery Driver Made Us Laugh
#11
He's A Batman
#12
My Postmates Driver Muster Texted Me Nom Nom Nom
#13
DoorDash Driver Sent This. Thought It Was So Cute
#14
I Drunk Texted My Pizza Delivery Guy Last Night, I Think We're In Love Now
#16
Is This Automated?
I genuinely have never received this sort of text from a dasher. I'm not mad at it, but is it automated or something? I hope it’s not because I replied, “Thanks, twin.”
#17
Why Does The Delivery Guy Sound So Stressed
Laserleader 10 months ago
I feel for tgis driver. There's lots of locked buildings thar are super creepy outside, and having to wander around to find the door is a bit terrifying.
#18
Fix
#19
Gone
#20
Delivery Driver Texted Me After Dropping Off My Food. Am I Being Too Nice?
So I ordered some midnight Domino's and the driver used my order to find my name and phone number to text me. He seemed about my age and I got the vibes that he just didn't realize how creepy this can come off, but does this happen often? And should I have gone about it differently?
#21
DoorDash Driver Asking If I Want My Food?
I always pre-tip the highest amount on every order. I tipped $10.50, and I get this message asking me if I want my food?
#22
Robbi, The Best Delivery Driver I’ve Ever Texted
#23
Bruh, My Favorite Driver Delivered Me Panda Express An Hour Ago And Then Texted Me This
Laserleader 10 months ago
Yeah they did, it was called a chamber pot, and the richest guy in the world had plenty of people to empty it for him.
#24
My Friend Regularly Orders Lunch From City Greens And Asks The Delivery Person To Text So She Can Let Them Into The Lobby To Get Her Food And Tip Them
Yesterday, the delivery person just left her food in a public lobby and sent this text.
sturmwesen 10 months ago (edited)
Kindergarden? ICE? where does the friend work?edit: reddit: Departement of Homeland security
#25
Would A Grubhub Driver Pretend To Be A Restaurant Delivery Person For More Tips?
#26
My Roommate Tried To Get An IKEA Delivery To Our Apartment. They Called And Refused To, Saying She’d Have To Grab The Bookcase From Their Truck And Drive It To Our House
After irritatedly doing so in her PJs and barely speaking to delivery guys, she got this message today.
#27
My Friend Tried Grocery Delivery And Received This Text After Placing Her Requests
#28
Fix
#29
My Order Got Delivered To The Abyss
#30
My Friend In Delhi Just Received This Text From Her Pizza Delivery Guy
Stardust she/her 10 months ago
This is kinda sweet lol, he seems pretty excited to deliver pizza.
#31
The Message From The Pizza Guy From Domino’s After Dropping Off My Order From Justeat Takeaway. There Wasn’t Any Conflict
Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
That sounded like a not so veiled threat , that calls for guy to be reported , cos that’s just creepy as !
#32
Never Using DoorDash Again
#34
Order Delivery From Petco And Driver Text Me This. Now I’m All For Tipping But Why Is This Person Making It Seem Like 1.5 Miles Is Worth Some Grand Tip
#35
Dasher Propositioned Myself And My Partner During And After A Delivery
This happened almost a year ago. This guy was weird from the jump. He showed up for the delivery shirtless, which I thought was odd. I had requested contactless delivery, but he insisted that I meet him downstairs. When I went downstairs to meet him, he said, “You’re so beautiful.” Mind you, I looked like absolute garbage, so this was odd in itself. I said, "Thank you," and "Thanks for the delivery," and started to head back inside. He stopped me and asked if I was single, and I said, “No, I’m hanging out with my partner; she’s just upstairs.”
He then asked if my partner and I wanted any “company,” and I was completely thrown off. I said, “No thanks, but have a good night,” and basically ran back up the stairs. As I was telling my partner what happened, I received the texts.
I immediately reached out to DoorDash, and their solution was that he would be blocked from delivering to me again during his review period. I seem to remember that the customer support specialist implied that his account could be removed, but I don’t have the messages anymore. Super weird stuff.
Child of the Stars 10 months ago
One thing about being an invisibly average looking woman is that I don't have to deal with this nonsense.
#36
Oddest Proof Of Delivery I’ve Ever Seen
Brian Herold 10 months ago
This sort of thing happened with a Shipt (grocery delivery) driver I had a few times. He misunderstood when the app asked for a pic to confirm delivery and thought it was just for the app. He didn't realize his customers could see it, too, when he would take pics of the ground by his car just before driving to his destination, until I told him. To be fair to him, he still took a picture of the actually delivered order and sent it to the customers.
#37
Got This Text From My DoorDash Driver. I’m Rather Confused?
I made an order via the Pizza Hut app. I got a text saying they’re sending my order via DoorDash, though I don’t have DoorDash, but I didn’t think much of it. So I got this text about 20 minutes after I placed my order. This guy sounds a bit upset. I’m not sure what he means by me paying one dollar for the food to arrive?
#38
You Get Down To Get The Food
#39
Fix
#40
Overly Friendly Driver
I’ve been a DoorDasher before, but this was absolutely too much! The text that said, “I’m so glad you got me as your dasher,” really turned me off. Quite frankly, this is how you get me not to tip.
BeesEelsAndPups 10 months ago
That sounds like a you problem. This person is just trying their best.
#41
Thats Just Crazy. At Least He Shot His Shot, I Respect That
#42
My Husband And The Grocery Delivery Guy’s Text Convo Today. We Have No Clue Why He Was Asking This
#43
How Do I Report McDonald's Delivery Guy?
#44
Found This “Lovely” Text Exchange With A Delivery Driver While Cleaning Out My Photos
Ironically, this was the only year I was single in college. Not quite sure why I agreed to him asking me a question in the first place. Pretty sure I blocked the number after responding.
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Hugo 10 months ago
I think I live on a different planet. Once a week I buy a frozen pizza in the supermarket, keep it in the freezer until I feel like cooking and eating it. Saves money and hassle.
Anne Edwards 10 months ago
I buy a few when they are on sale and add olives and extra cheese when I heat them through. Cheap and exactly how I like them.
Load More Replies... BeesEelsAndPups 10 months ago
I once ordered DoorDash sushi. Second biggest mistake of my life. The first was thinking "that ledge will hold"
Lee Gilliland 10 months ago
Several of these illustrate why beautiful women are aloof. When I was modeling the unwanted attention c**p happened at least twice a day, although this was in the 1960s, from what I can tell, it's still a problem, albeit a lesser one.
Hugo 10 months ago
I think I live on a different planet. Once a week I buy a frozen pizza in the supermarket, keep it in the freezer until I feel like cooking and eating it. Saves money and hassle.
Anne Edwards 10 months ago
I buy a few when they are on sale and add olives and extra cheese when I heat them through. Cheap and exactly how I like them.
Load More Replies... BeesEelsAndPups 10 months ago
I once ordered DoorDash sushi. Second biggest mistake of my life. The first was thinking "that ledge will hold"
Lee Gilliland 10 months ago
Several of these illustrate why beautiful women are aloof. When I was modeling the unwanted attention c**p happened at least twice a day, although this was in the 1960s, from what I can tell, it's still a problem, albeit a lesser one.
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