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The pandemic ushered in a new way to buy food. Nowadays, many people order dinner and groceries through apps instead of going out. In fact, 28.2% of Americans say they use food delivery apps at least once a week. Sometimes, delivery workers can pass for comedians with how witty they get when communicating with customers.

Bored Panda has found the funniest and weirdest interactions between delivery drivers and their customers, and we've put them here in one place for you to enjoy. Truly, who hasn't received a text from their delivery person that says they've been arrested or got a confirmation photo of their delivery with their kitty in it?

#1

Messages Between Wife And DD Driver Who Saw Our “Congrats It’s A Girl” Yard Sign

Text message exchange with delivery driver James joking about delivering a pregnancy test months ago followed by a funny reply.

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Bewitched One
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I ordered pregnancy tests before my youngest I had them delivered. Not long after the delivery driver that delivered those asked how things were going when he met my fiancé outside, and then wished him/us good luck. I think I got pregnant that month or the following I can’t remember lol

Crystalwitch60
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂😂now that’s on awesome delivery person x

Bored Seb
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

plot twist "all those months ago" was 14 months ago

JL
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have let him deliver the baby too.

Wolfgang Bonow
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry to ask, non US person here: Why would you need a DD driver to deliver the tests and deliver them regularly?

Sportsgal
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can get d**g store items delivered, just like food now.

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    #2

    To My Driver On 28 July, Thank You For This Gem Of A Drop Off Photo

    Text message from delivery driver showing a cat holding a hand near a doorstep with food bags nearby at night

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens at my house with GrubHub and Amazon delivery.

    Robert T
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inside the cat if it was food!

    Winter
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ahhh... that rotisserie chicken there is actually mine. Thanks, I'll let them know I got it!"

    #3

    Fix

    Text message from DoorDash with a funny delivery driver meme about having your food and coming to find you.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He showed a particular set of skills.

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a great sense of humour is a requirement for delivery drivers ain’t it lol ,n it’s bloody needed to with all the grumps they have to deliver to n all that driving they gotta do with AH on the road these days

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    Delivery services like Uber Eats, DoorDash, Grubhub, and Instacart became popular in 2020. COVID-19 happened, and most of us couldn't leave the house to buy groceries. Yet, in 2025, the growth of these apps and services is still going strong. DoorDash, Uber Eats, and Grubhub saw an increase of 18% in delivery drivers during the last year.

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    Grocery delivery services are also expanding their customer base, as apps like Instacart and Shipt have 22% more customers than they had last year. This just shows that more and more people are using these services. Naturally, that means that they require more drivers and delivery workers, so, the "gig economy" is only going to get bigger.

    #4

    Nice Driver

    Screenshot of funny delivery driver message styled as a Star Trek log describing food pickup and delivery mission.

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    Space Invader
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope he wasn't wearing a red shirt...

    Jenna Kay
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried to read this one out loud to my daughter and couldn't stop laughing!!

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    #6

    My Uber Eats Delivery Driver Decided To Be Smart

    Text message exchange showing a funny Uber Eats delivery driver message about landing a helicopter on a building.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally say something like this. Hopefully the other person enjoys sarcasm!

    Emilu
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like a side of sarcasm with your food today? What a legend 😂

    Novlette Williams
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope helicopter service doesn't cost extra.

    Joe Bloe
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would tell him to go to the side entrance

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂yup I’m also sarcastic so I’d totally say this 😂

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    You may think that working as a delivery person is all fun and quippy texts. But for some delivery workers, it can be downright dangerous. In a 2024 survey, respondents who were delivery "gig" workers in New York City said they had been injured on the job. 20.8% even claimed that customers were the ones inflicting the injuries.

    Food delivery couriers in Scotland have had similar experiences. Last year, researchers from the University of Strathclyde polled 207 delivery workers, and a staggering 81% said they felt unsafe in their jobs. Sixty percent of workers claimed the mistreatment they were experiencing was racial or ethnic, and 55% had customers unload on them verbally.

    #7

    He Thought It Was Funny

    Text message exchange between delivery driver and customer about avoiding ringing bell due to big dog, funny delivery messages.

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    Nikole
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw that's funny and cute

    Hiram's Friend
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have an organic doorbell, you understand this.

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 week ago

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    Having got two happy little foster dogs , anyone knocks on our door all 4 bark ,I yell at em to be quiet n shite gets real 😂so this would defo be me 😂

    #8

    That's Some Dedication Right There

    Text message from delivery driver joking about being arrested and asking to contact support for another dasher assignment.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a video where the cop who arrested the delivery driver still brought the people their food. They thought it was hilarious. He said he didn't want to punish them because their driver was a criminal. 😂 Nice guy - he could have just tossed it!

    Bryn
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened on "On Patrol live" the driver wasn't getting arrested, just his car was getting towed so the officer took the food and delivered it herself

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    T.M.P Janssen
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, believable. I ordered from a ghanaian restaurant a few years ago and it took forever. We wondered and waited and when he arrived, he looked exhausted and apologized profusely. Police had pulled him over and it took forever. The restaurant later called and apologized again. Like, people...Its not your fault. Its okay he was late. Food was absolutely smashing, the meat was so soft even after warmup.

    CKB
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want more information on this story!

    moggiemoo
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a dasher I'm not sure I'd be keen on an assing.

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the charge was? Or perhaps they knew he was delivering donuts.

    Novlette Williams
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was arrested for truancy because obviously he missed a lot of school.

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U get one phone call n he contacts his next delivery,this is customer service at its best 😂in uk if cops pull a driver over , it’s been known for the cop to take the food to customer , was on an episode of police interceptors 😂like brilliant ,now I need to know what he fresh hell the driver did to get arrested 🤔🤔🤔

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    #9

    Just Had This Wonderful Gem Of A Driver

    Delivery driver message humorously compares food delivery to a turbulent flight with terrible seats and bad food taste.

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    Saltypepper
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least he's honest..

    Shanaaia
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot to mention that he has no flight license

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    Researchers from the University of Strathclyde also found that many delivery workers in the UK are migrants. For many of them, delivering food and groceries is their primary source of income, but it often comes with many challenges, both physical and emotional. Some even report being treated so poorly by customers and other businesses that they no longer feel like humans – more like machines.

    #10

    Delivery Driver Made Us Laugh

    Notification from delivery driver about a scary clown in the window, showing funny messages from actual delivery drivers.

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    glowworm2
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better, OP confirmed that it was Shorty from Killer Klowns from Outer Space. I can totally understand why the delivery driver was scared.

    Ashlisha
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is on the orderer. Who expects their clown to grab the order at the door?

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one WE F KIN HOPE “ shudders “ horrid things

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    Bob Brooce
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one reminds me of the delivery drivers that run away screaming because a tiny dog is happy to see them. Delivering stuff isn't usually all that difficult,but it's not a job for people who are that easily frightened.

    ILoveMySon
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    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was attacked by a dog when I was young and still have a bit of fear. I don't think I would be suited for the job.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂I loathe clowns one of the things as does scare me ,something so very bloody wrong about em so driver I fell ya totally !

    #11

    He's A Batman

    Text message from delivery driver joking about running red lights to deliver hot and fresh food quickly for DoorDash.

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    #12

    My Postmates Driver Muster Texted Me Nom Nom Nom

    Text message from delivery driver saying they will be there in about 5 mins with a funny nom nom nom included.

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    Winter
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably text back: "There better be some left for me, you greedy driver! 🥺"

    Recently, The Guardian talked to a few of these workers, and their experiences seem almost tragic. A Brazilian woman named Marina works for a food delivery app and has a second job, too, to support her 12- and 18-year-old daughters. "I earn more cleaning toilets than I do from being a Deliveroo rider," the woman explained.

    Another worker, Rayan from Pakistan, recounted being attacked by teenagers – twice. "[They] were just doing it for fun," he said. "We are invisible and exposed at the same time." Delivery workers in the UK report earning about £300 a week if they're on a pedal bike. Those who own a moped might earn £450.

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    #13

    DoorDash Driver Sent This. Thought It Was So Cute

    Delivery driver Scott texts updates with a funny meme and an estimated time of arrival for a food order.

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    #14

    I Drunk Texted My Pizza Delivery Guy Last Night, I Think We're In Love Now

    Funny text message exchange between delivery driver and customer about pizza and drinks during delivery.

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    Brian Herold
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boys in the plants? Is he feeding Cabbage Patch Kids?

    Many delivery drivers in the U.S. also work for food delivery services as a second job. In 2023, DoorDash representatives said that 90% of their workers do deliveries for fewer than 10 hours per week. Uber claimed that 48% of their "earners" work less than 10 hours a week, and 71% work fewer than 20 hours.

    #16

    Is This Automated?

    Text message from delivery driver humorously assuring a Chick-fil-A order is in safe hands and will be delivered shortly.

    I genuinely have never received this sort of text from a dasher. I'm not mad at it, but is it automated or something? I hope it’s not because I replied, “Thanks, twin.”

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    #17

    Why Does The Delivery Guy Sound So Stressed

    Text messages between delivery driver and customer discussing food delivery confusion and instructions from actual delivery drivers.

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    Laserleader
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for tgis driver. There's lots of locked buildings thar are super creepy outside, and having to wander around to find the door is a bit terrifying.

    Crystalwitch60
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    100% especially in London ,Birmingham or all of USA 😂

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    Emilu
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... that escalated quickly. Maybe he's being chased by giant delivery driver--eating frogs or something.

    Karl der Große
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took a delivery to a guy in a canning factory in Texas. I called up and said he needed to come get his order. He said, "I''ll buzz you up. The machine is off." As I was walking up the stairs, the machine came on - so loud I collapsed on the stairs. The manager came and helped me out and said that I was an idiot to believe that guy when he said it was safe. They all had earplugs AND over-the-ear noise-blocking headsets.

    Lady Eowyn
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crystal you don't know a d**n thing about the USA except for the loud propaganda. Shut your mouth - and your typing - when it comes to the USA.

    Even those Americans who don't work for food delivery apps think that it's a good way to earn some extra money. A 2021 Pew Research Center poll showed that nine in 10 Americans have a positive view of "gig economy" jobs, but only 31% believe it's a good way to build a career. Only half of Americans think that a person can make a living working as a food delivery driver.

    #19

    Gone

    Funny text message exchange between a delivery driver and customer about being hungry and food delivery status.

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    Leaf of Kale
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this would be classified under theft

    reuben kift
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they did that to me, I'd be like: "And so the hunt begins." Don't take my food.

    Upstaged75
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use Grub Hub occasionally and the only issue I've had is when they forget an item. In which case you go on the app and they refund you for it (the missing item) - no proof needed. And yes, I know it's a waste of money. But you get free delivery if you use it through your Amazon prime account.

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    KatSaidThat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will hunt you, and I will k**l you.

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    #20

    Delivery Driver Texted Me After Dropping Off My Food. Am I Being Too Nice?

    Text message exchange showing a funny delivery driver interaction about texting a pizza customer’s number.

    So I ordered some midnight Domino's and the driver used my order to find my name and phone number to text me. He seemed about my age and I got the vibes that he just didn't realize how creepy this can come off, but does this happen often? And should I have gone about it differently?

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    RomanceRadish
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls and women have been socially conditioned to keep boys and men feeling comfortable, don't hurt the ego, don't escalate the situation, be unnecessarily nice, or risk being called a B or retaliated against. Using phrases like "you seem like a nice guy," "lol," "lmao," and multiple smiley faces is an example of this. It's ok to politely but firmly say no and point out the inappropriateness.

    Emilu
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have got pizzas for life, girl! Or at least for the life of the relationship...

    Nikole
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, there's a GoPuff delivery guy who has been quite creepy with me... It would not be worth the free booze.

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    MonsterMum
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be reporting this. It's totally unacceptable

    Dirk Daring
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the time to shoot your shot, Gretzky.

    Dave Hunt
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    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be so bloody nice - just tell them to f**k off!

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friendly people with secure backgrounds sometimes forget that not everyone has been as lucky as they are 😪

    g90814
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this guy also spams facebook comments for friend requests.

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well bar being creepy that’s also highly ILLEGAL!!even if it is funny

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    #21

    DoorDash Driver Asking If I Want My Food?

    Text messages from a delivery driver thanking for the tip and asking if the customer wants their food, funny delivery driver message.

    I always pre-tip the highest amount on every order. I tipped $10.50, and I get this message asking me if I want my food?

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    Marija S
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, nope. I never tip until after I get my food.

    Nikole
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to know what they would do with my food if I didn't tip beforehand

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    Dave Hunt
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    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inn UK. I NEVER tip anybody -it's a bloody rip off - just agitate to get properly paid, the bosses are laughing all the way to the bank - they are paying you insufficient and relying on you getting tips to make a living wage - Capitalist bastards

    Granted, delivery drivers experience all sorts of mishaps. One DoorDash driver recently got into hot water for filming her customer while he was passed out without clothes and the front door was open. Other delivery drivers have admitted to engaging in "less-than-professional communications," while 25% even said they've done the dirty deed in their delivery truck during work hours. Seems like being a delivery driver means there will never be a boring day at work!

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    #22

    Robbi, The Best Delivery Driver I’ve Ever Texted

    Chat screen with delivery driver Robbi sending a funny message using Baby Yoda meme about waiting at the restaurant.

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    Yoda thought he could have used two different characters.

    #23

    Bruh, My Favorite Driver Delivered Me Panda Express An Hour Ago And Then Texted Me This

    Text message exchange showing a delivery driver and customer discussing sauces and a funny comment about toilets and Solomon.

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    Laserleader
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they did, it was called a chamber pot, and the richest guy in the world had plenty of people to empty it for him.

    Spidercat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. But it was still a chamber pot and not a toilet...

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    Leaf of Kale
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we’re asking the real questions

    Billo66
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on man, it's Solomon. He controlled demons with a ring. I'm sure he p00ped in luxury lol

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solomon didn't have chamberpots?

    #24

    My Friend Regularly Orders Lunch From City Greens And Asks The Delivery Person To Text So She Can Let Them Into The Lobby To Get Her Food And Tip Them

    Text message exchange showing a delivery driver refusing a tip due to their morals about where the money comes from.

    Yesterday, the delivery person just left her food in a public lobby and sent this text.

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    sturmwesen
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kindergarden? ICE? where does the friend work?edit: reddit: Departement of Homeland security

    Grace Sssssss
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. BORED PANDA: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT CONTEXT.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked at the original Reddit post. The person who ordered works at the Department of Homeland Security. 🤷‍♀️

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they lock kids in cages then 😳🤔thought they were like the cops n fbi ,we dint have that in uk so no clue . but if they do, im with the driver

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    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had to make a delivery to ICE, I'd add my own "secret sauce" to the cuisine.

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeouch. And, yes, there are constant incidents like this - I live in DC and have never before seen this city so badly divided into the haves and have-nots - and I lived through the Marion Barry years.

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DHS, where this person works, is in charge of ICE

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    What do you think about these funny interactions between delivery drivers and customers, Pandas? Have you ever received a text from such a goofy driver or delivery person? Or perhaps you're one of the few lucky ones who were struck by Cupid when you saw your pizza delivery guy? Let us know in the comments! And while you're here, be sure to check out our previous articles about unexpected pictures from delivery drivers and other funny texts from food delivery drivers!

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    #25

    Would A Grubhub Driver Pretend To Be A Restaurant Delivery Person For More Tips?

    Text message from delivery driver explaining 25-minute wait time and requesting cash tips for guaranteed delivery.

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    Ashlisha
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually sad and not threatening, just sad.

    Val
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure. However, a lot of restaurants don't give the drivers their well earned tips.

    Saltypepper
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with the bus boys ,the waitress' have to rip them out of our tips ,witch is fair if they deserve it some are good 💯 work they a*s' off others don't they just walk we

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    Lady Eowyn
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crystal, no one gives a flying d**n about your daughter's job or her salary. Everyone already knows way too much about your family. If any of it is even true.

    JudyfromAccounts
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not pretending! For some restaurants the employees of the restaurant are also a delivery app driver and they claim the order right away. Pretty common.

    Saltypepper
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's not getting paid a lot and need extra for some reason he may think that that is the only option...

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody needs to point him to a lawyer.

    #26

    My Roommate Tried To Get An IKEA Delivery To Our Apartment. They Called And Refused To, Saying She’d Have To Grab The Bookcase From Their Truck And Drive It To Our House

    Text message from a delivery driver apologizing and asking to see a movie after the delivery.

    After irritatedly doing so in her PJs and barely speaking to delivery guys, she got this message today.

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    Emilu
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, is 'irritatedly' a word? Asking for a friend. /s

    Wanda Peachtree
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run! This is why men are horrible. I would report to IKEA and hope he doesn't k**l me by he knows where I live now. Awesome.

    #27

    My Friend Tried Grocery Delivery And Received This Text After Placing Her Requests

    Text message conversation showing a funny clarification from an Instacart shopper, part of delivery drivers messages.

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    Ashlisha
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having ordered a single banana rather than a bunch many times, this is appreciated.

    Nikole
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, at least he asked.

    Sly Schlang
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lonely decoration asparagus...

    #28

    Fix

    Text conversation with a delivery driver showing a bitten piece of fried chicken and a funny message about taking a bite.

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    g90814
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the evidence. You're fired.

    Voidified
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a watermark on the photo

    Jenny
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the username of the person on X who posted it.

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    Bryn
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I don't do delivery

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why delivery in the UK comes in stapled or sealed bags so there is no food tampering.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forward it to DoorDash HQ.

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    #29

    My Order Got Delivered To The Abyss

    Text message from a delivery driver saying order was dropped off with a photo to show where it was left.

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    Nina Soltwedel
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be proof that black holes exist on Earth! ;-)

    #30

    My Friend In Delhi Just Received This Text From Her Pizza Delivery Guy

    Funny delivery driver text message thanking customer and wishing them to enjoy their food in a casual tone.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda sweet lol, he seems pretty excited to deliver pizza.

    Bewitched One
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the original post: “ Hi, I'm the friend who got this message. u/Tauji can confirm. The pizza guy asked for a glass of water, which I gave him, so he could probably be grateful for that. I tipped him about Rs.20, which is usually what I always tip. I'm using a dual SIM phone, hence the "Dad" and "Sirru" on the bottom. Sirru is a slightly racist nickname I gave myself (silnid > sil > sirru). Hope that answers all your questions! Edit: Also, forgot to mention, but he got my name wrong, so bonus points to that.”

    Crystalwitch60
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    I’m to used to scammers calling in landline lol cos this actually made perfect sense to me 😂

    #31

    The Message From The Pizza Guy From Domino’s After Dropping Off My Order From Justeat Takeaway. There Wasn’t Any Conflict

    Text message from delivery driver warning to be careful and stating they know the address, showing funny delivery driver messages.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounded like a not so veiled threat , that calls for guy to be reported , cos that’s just creepy as !

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's rare that we agree, but on this we do.

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    Spidercat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a dress? Well you sir are a miniskirt...

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least they don't know my address

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No creepy vibes THERE.

    #32

    Never Using DoorDash Again

    Delivery driver leaving food order at the door with a funny message in a home delivery text notification.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your juicy àss needs to get your dog!

    More Information
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that it's a fake reindeer, cannot confirm that though.

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    Corvus
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reality-bending gluteus maximus :P

    Dave Hunt
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    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh and by the way - I let the dog out......

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    #34

    Order Delivery From Petco And Driver Text Me This. Now I’m All For Tipping But Why Is This Person Making It Seem Like 1.5 Miles Is Worth Some Grand Tip

    Text message from DoorDash delivery driver humorously requesting tips after driving 1.5 miles, highlighting funny delivery driver messages.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will America realise that that should pay their customer service workers and not rely on begging customers. It's a tip not a wage.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as the Higher Ups figure out a way to profit from it.

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    Arenite
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if he had walked 1.5 miles…

    Dave Hunt
    Community Member
    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    total rip off - just don't give tips - I never do - but I live in UK and workers get proper wages from their employers, not having to rely on tips to make a living wage - Fight for the correct wage for the job. At the moment you bow down to a stupid capitalist system

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you should give them something

    Val
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. And couse they drove a long way. 😜

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    #35

    Dasher Propositioned Myself And My Partner During And After A Delivery

    Text message exchange showing a funny conversation between a delivery driver and customer about order updates.

    This happened almost a year ago. This guy was weird from the jump. He showed up for the delivery shirtless, which I thought was odd. I had requested contactless delivery, but he insisted that I meet him downstairs. When I went downstairs to meet him, he said, “You’re so beautiful.” Mind you, I looked like absolute garbage, so this was odd in itself. I said, "Thank you," and "Thanks for the delivery," and started to head back inside. He stopped me and asked if I was single, and I said, “No, I’m hanging out with my partner; she’s just upstairs.”

    He then asked if my partner and I wanted any “company,” and I was completely thrown off. I said, “No thanks, but have a good night,” and basically ran back up the stairs. As I was telling my partner what happened, I received the texts.

    I immediately reached out to DoorDash, and their solution was that he would be blocked from delivering to me again during his review period. I seem to remember that the customer support specialist implied that his account could be removed, but I don’t have the messages anymore. Super weird stuff.

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    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing about being an invisibly average looking woman is that I don't have to deal with this nonsense.

    Laika
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will not keep you safe, unfortunately.

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    testfire3000
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The driver probably watched too many bad p**n movies where the delivery man/plumber/whatever gets dragged into the situation and thinks that is normal and expected.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply stopped from delivering to you ? Holy hell , it’s his probation period that’s 100% I stand dismissal !for gross misconduct, emphasis on the GROSS in this case .

    Dave Hunt
    Community Member
    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again - you are all too polite - just ell them to f**k off straight away

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    #36

    Oddest Proof Of Delivery I’ve Ever Seen

    Text message from delivery driver showing a photo of the dropped off food on a car seat with delivery driver notes.

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    Brian Herold
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sort of thing happened with a Shipt (grocery delivery) driver I had a few times. He misunderstood when the app asked for a pic to confirm delivery and thought it was just for the app. He didn't realize his customers could see it, too, when he would take pics of the ground by his car just before driving to his destination, until I told him. To be fair to him, he still took a picture of the actually delivered order and sent it to the customers.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on is that in a car ??

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s saying “see my car is empty.. I definitely dropped it off” probably forgot to take a pic when delivering and was trying to complete the order but it won’t let you complete it without a photo

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    #37

    Got This Text From My DoorDash Driver. I’m Rather Confused?

    Text message from a delivery driver refusing an order due to low pay and rainy weather, part of funny delivery messages.

    I made an order via the Pizza Hut app. I got a text saying they’re sending my order via DoorDash, though I don’t have DoorDash, but I didn’t think much of it. So I got this text about 20 minutes after I placed my order. This guy sounds a bit upset. I’m not sure what he means by me paying one dollar for the food to arrive?

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    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the default amount it showed

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that's the default tip - which, BTW, is illegal.

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    #38

    You Get Down To Get The Food

    Text messages from a delivery driver repeatedly saying you get down to get the food in a humorous context.

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    #39

    Fix

    Screenshot of a funny message exchange between a delivery driver and customer about doorbell instructions.

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    Emilu
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... people actually talk to their delivery drivers like that? That person is lucky they didn't get their food spat on.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that’s one rude customer !, surprised the driver did t right the hell outta the what was he called it lol the MFKIN doorbell I would have , no need to be so d a m rude !,

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deliverer may look like peons to you but that attitude has gone the way of the dinosaurs. Yes, it is human to build hierarchies but it's no longer politically feasible.

    #40

    How Do I Report McDonald's Delivery Guy?

    Screenshot of a funny delivery driver message conversation showing humorous and casual text exchanges.

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    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You send this screenshot to their head office.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are movements in Congress about deliveries. This is one of the reasons.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You call them 🤷‍♀️and send this , I’m glad I’m out in the sticks ,n don’t have any delivery’s from the likes of Uber eats n the likes , only Tesco supermarket I use for grocery shopping , cos people doing this hitting on their customers is very creepy and very illegal and extremely unprofessional!! n inappropriate to !

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you'll be ok. Just speak to them for 30 seconds.

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    #41

    Overly Friendly Driver

    Texts from a delivery driver explaining steps to keep orders fresh with electric freezer and timely updates.

    I’ve been a DoorDasher before, but this was absolutely too much! The text that said, “I’m so glad you got me as your dasher,” really turned me off. Quite frankly, this is how you get me not to tip.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a you problem. This person is just trying their best.

    Jenny
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have tipped extra because they went to extra effort.

    testfire3000
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, the driver is out there busting their b**t and came up with a way to make their service better than the average. 10/10 I would tip that driver extra.

    Dave Hunt
    Community Member
    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total b******t - you don't need all this c**p - just do your job and deliver on time. Don't angle for a tip because there ain't one!

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    Drew Quinonez
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cringey for sure, but no reason to not tip

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    #42

    Thats Just Crazy. At Least He Shot His Shot, I Respect That

    Text message exchange showing a delivery driver humorously asking if the customer is single to avoid awkwardness.

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    #43

    My Husband And The Grocery Delivery Guy’s Text Convo Today. We Have No Clue Why He Was Asking This

    Text message exchange on a phone screen showing a funny conversation with a grocery delivery driver.

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    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That got personal quick.

    Dave Hunt
    Community Member
    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheeky b*****d - tell him to just f**k off with his personal comments

    #44

    Found This “Lovely” Text Exchange With A Delivery Driver While Cleaning Out My Photos

    Text messages from a delivery driver humorously asking a customer personal questions during a food delivery conversation.

    Ironically, this was the only year I was single in college. Not quite sure why I agreed to him asking me a question in the first place. Pretty sure I blocked the number after responding.

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