The pandemic ushered in a new way to buy food. Nowadays, many people order dinner and groceries through apps instead of going out. In fact, 28.2% of Americans say they use food delivery apps at least once a week. Sometimes, delivery workers can pass for comedians with how witty they get when communicating with customers.
Bored Panda has found the funniest and weirdest interactions between delivery drivers and their customers, and we've put them here in one place for you to enjoy. Truly, who hasn't received a text from their delivery person that says they've been arrested or got a confirmation photo of their delivery with their kitty in it?
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Messages Between Wife And DD Driver Who Saw Our “Congrats It’s A Girl” Yard Sign
When I ordered pregnancy tests before my youngest I had them delivered. Not long after the delivery driver that delivered those asked how things were going when he met my fiancé outside, and then wished him/us good luck. I think I got pregnant that month or the following I can’t remember lol
Sorry to ask, non US person here: Why would you need a DD driver to deliver the tests and deliver them regularly?
You can get d**g store items delivered, just like food now.
Load More Replies...To My Driver On 28 July, Thank You For This Gem Of A Drop Off Photo
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Having a great sense of humour is a requirement for delivery drivers ain’t it lol ,n it’s bloody needed to with all the grumps they have to deliver to n all that driving they gotta do with AH on the road these days
Load More Replies...Delivery services like Uber Eats, DoorDash, Grubhub, and Instacart became popular in 2020. COVID-19 happened, and most of us couldn't leave the house to buy groceries. Yet, in 2025, the growth of these apps and services is still going strong. DoorDash, Uber Eats, and Grubhub saw an increase of 18% in delivery drivers during the last year.
Grocery delivery services are also expanding their customer base, as apps like Instacart and Shipt have 22% more customers than they had last year. This just shows that more and more people are using these services. Naturally, that means that they require more drivers and delivery workers, so, the "gig economy" is only going to get bigger.
Nice Driver
Wish I Could Have Tipped More
My Uber Eats Delivery Driver Decided To Be Smart
I would totally say something like this. Hopefully the other person enjoys sarcasm!
What?? I was told you prefer the rear entrance ;)
Load More Replies...You may think that working as a delivery person is all fun and quippy texts. But for some delivery workers, it can be downright dangerous. In a 2024 survey, respondents who were delivery "gig" workers in New York City said they had been injured on the job. 20.8% even claimed that customers were the ones inflicting the injuries.
Food delivery couriers in Scotland have had similar experiences. Last year, researchers from the University of Strathclyde polled 207 delivery workers, and a staggering 81% said they felt unsafe in their jobs. Sixty percent of workers claimed the mistreatment they were experiencing was racial or ethnic, and 55% had customers unload on them verbally.
He Thought It Was Funny
That's Some Dedication Right There
I saw a video where the cop who arrested the delivery driver still brought the people their food. They thought it was hilarious. He said he didn't want to punish them because their driver was a criminal. 😂 Nice guy - he could have just tossed it!
Something similar happened on "On Patrol live" the driver wasn't getting arrested, just his car was getting towed so the officer took the food and delivered it herself
Load More Replies...Unfortunately, believable. I ordered from a ghanaian restaurant a few years ago and it took forever. We wondered and waited and when he arrived, he looked exhausted and apologized profusely. Police had pulled him over and it took forever. The restaurant later called and apologized again. Like, people...Its not your fault. Its okay he was late. Food was absolutely smashing, the meat was so soft even after warmup.
He was arrested for truancy because obviously he missed a lot of school.
U get one phone call n he contacts his next delivery,this is customer service at its best 😂in uk if cops pull a driver over , it’s been known for the cop to take the food to customer , was on an episode of police interceptors 😂like brilliant ,now I need to know what he fresh hell the driver did to get arrested 🤔🤔🤔
Just Had This Wonderful Gem Of A Driver
Researchers from the University of Strathclyde also found that many delivery workers in the UK are migrants. For many of them, delivering food and groceries is their primary source of income, but it often comes with many challenges, both physical and emotional. Some even report being treated so poorly by customers and other businesses that they no longer feel like humans – more like machines.
Delivery Driver Made Us Laugh
This is on the orderer. Who expects their clown to grab the order at the door?
No one WE F KIN HOPE “ shudders “ horrid things
Load More Replies...This one reminds me of the delivery drivers that run away screaming because a tiny dog is happy to see them. Delivering stuff isn't usually all that difficult,but it's not a job for people who are that easily frightened.
I was attacked by a dog when I was young and still have a bit of fear. I don't think I would be suited for the job.
Load More Replies...😂😂😂😂😂I loathe clowns one of the things as does scare me ,something so very bloody wrong about em so driver I fell ya totally !
He's A Batman
My Postmates Driver Muster Texted Me Nom Nom Nom
Recently, The Guardian talked to a few of these workers, and their experiences seem almost tragic. A Brazilian woman named Marina works for a food delivery app and has a second job, too, to support her 12- and 18-year-old daughters. "I earn more cleaning toilets than I do from being a Deliveroo rider," the woman explained.
Another worker, Rayan from Pakistan, recounted being attacked by teenagers – twice. "[They] were just doing it for fun," he said. "We are invisible and exposed at the same time." Delivery workers in the UK report earning about £300 a week if they're on a pedal bike. Those who own a moped might earn £450.
DoorDash Driver Sent This. Thought It Was So Cute
I Drunk Texted My Pizza Delivery Guy Last Night, I Think We're In Love Now
Many delivery drivers in the U.S. also work for food delivery services as a second job. In 2023, DoorDash representatives said that 90% of their workers do deliveries for fewer than 10 hours per week. Uber claimed that 48% of their "earners" work less than 10 hours a week, and 71% work fewer than 20 hours.
Is This Automated?
I genuinely have never received this sort of text from a dasher. I'm not mad at it, but is it automated or something? I hope it’s not because I replied, “Thanks, twin.”
Why Does The Delivery Guy Sound So Stressed
I feel for tgis driver. There's lots of locked buildings thar are super creepy outside, and having to wander around to find the door is a bit terrifying.
Well... that escalated quickly. Maybe he's being chased by giant delivery driver--eating frogs or something.
Upvote for giant delivery driver-eating frogs 😂
Load More Replies...I took a delivery to a guy in a canning factory in Texas. I called up and said he needed to come get his order. He said, "I''ll buzz you up. The machine is off." As I was walking up the stairs, the machine came on - so loud I collapsed on the stairs. The manager came and helped me out and said that I was an idiot to believe that guy when he said it was safe. They all had earplugs AND over-the-ear noise-blocking headsets.
Crystal you don't know a d**n thing about the USA except for the loud propaganda. Shut your mouth - and your typing - when it comes to the USA.
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Even those Americans who don't work for food delivery apps think that it's a good way to earn some extra money. A 2021 Pew Research Center poll showed that nine in 10 Americans have a positive view of "gig economy" jobs, but only 31% believe it's a good way to build a career. Only half of Americans think that a person can make a living working as a food delivery driver.
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If they did that to me, I'd be like: "And so the hunt begins." Don't take my food.
I use Grub Hub occasionally and the only issue I've had is when they forget an item. In which case you go on the app and they refund you for it (the missing item) - no proof needed. And yes, I know it's a waste of money. But you get free delivery if you use it through your Amazon prime account.
Load More Replies...Delivery Driver Texted Me After Dropping Off My Food. Am I Being Too Nice?
So I ordered some midnight Domino's and the driver used my order to find my name and phone number to text me. He seemed about my age and I got the vibes that he just didn't realize how creepy this can come off, but does this happen often? And should I have gone about it differently?
Girls and women have been socially conditioned to keep boys and men feeling comfortable, don't hurt the ego, don't escalate the situation, be unnecessarily nice, or risk being called a B or retaliated against. Using phrases like "you seem like a nice guy," "lol," "lmao," and multiple smiley faces is an example of this. It's ok to politely but firmly say no and point out the inappropriateness.
You could have got pizzas for life, girl! Or at least for the life of the relationship...
Oh no, there's a GoPuff delivery guy who has been quite creepy with me... It would not be worth the free booze.
Load More Replies...Friendly people with secure backgrounds sometimes forget that not everyone has been as lucky as they are 😪
Well bar being creepy that’s also highly ILLEGAL!!even if it is funny
DoorDash Driver Asking If I Want My Food?
I always pre-tip the highest amount on every order. I tipped $10.50, and I get this message asking me if I want my food?
I don't want to know what they would do with my food if I didn't tip beforehand
Load More Replies...Granted, delivery drivers experience all sorts of mishaps. One DoorDash driver recently got into hot water for filming her customer while he was passed out without clothes and the front door was open. Other delivery drivers have admitted to engaging in "less-than-professional communications," while 25% even said they've done the dirty deed in their delivery truck during work hours. Seems like being a delivery driver means there will never be a boring day at work!
Robbi, The Best Delivery Driver I’ve Ever Texted
Bruh, My Favorite Driver Delivered Me Panda Express An Hour Ago And Then Texted Me This
Yeah they did, it was called a chamber pot, and the richest guy in the world had plenty of people to empty it for him.
True. But it was still a chamber pot and not a toilet...
Load More Replies...My Friend Regularly Orders Lunch From City Greens And Asks The Delivery Person To Text So She Can Let Them Into The Lobby To Get Her Food And Tip Them
Yesterday, the delivery person just left her food in a public lobby and sent this text.
Kindergarden? ICE? where does the friend work?edit: reddit: Departement of Homeland security
Thanks. BORED PANDA: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT CONTEXT.
Load More Replies...I looked at the original Reddit post. The person who ordered works at the Department of Homeland Security. 🤷♀️
Do they lock kids in cages then 😳🤔thought they were like the cops n fbi ,we dint have that in uk so no clue . but if they do, im with the driver
Load More Replies...If I had to make a delivery to ICE, I'd add my own "secret sauce" to the cuisine.
Yeouch. And, yes, there are constant incidents like this - I live in DC and have never before seen this city so badly divided into the haves and have-nots - and I lived through the Marion Barry years.
DHS, where this person works, is in charge of ICE
Load More Replies...What do you think about these funny interactions between delivery drivers and customers, Pandas? Have you ever received a text from such a goofy driver or delivery person? Or perhaps you're one of the few lucky ones who were struck by Cupid when you saw your pizza delivery guy? Let us know in the comments! And while you're here, be sure to check out our previous articles about unexpected pictures from delivery drivers and other funny texts from food delivery drivers!
Would A Grubhub Driver Pretend To Be A Restaurant Delivery Person For More Tips?
Not sure. However, a lot of restaurants don't give the drivers their well earned tips.
Same with the bus boys ,the waitress' have to rip them out of our tips ,witch is fair if they deserve it some are good 💯 work they a*s' off others don't they just walk we
Load More Replies...Crystal, no one gives a flying d**n about your daughter's job or her salary. Everyone already knows way too much about your family. If any of it is even true.
Not pretending! For some restaurants the employees of the restaurant are also a delivery app driver and they claim the order right away. Pretty common.
Maybe he's not getting paid a lot and need extra for some reason he may think that that is the only option...
My Roommate Tried To Get An IKEA Delivery To Our Apartment. They Called And Refused To, Saying She’d Have To Grab The Bookcase From Their Truck And Drive It To Our House
After irritatedly doing so in her PJs and barely speaking to delivery guys, she got this message today.
Yes, it is. Angrily, exasperatedly, vexedly.
Load More Replies...Run! This is why men are horrible. I would report to IKEA and hope he doesn't k**l me by he knows where I live now. Awesome.
My Friend Tried Grocery Delivery And Received This Text After Placing Her Requests
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This is why delivery in the UK comes in stapled or sealed bags so there is no food tampering.
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My Friend In Delhi Just Received This Text From Her Pizza Delivery Guy
This is kinda sweet lol, he seems pretty excited to deliver pizza.
From the original post: “ Hi, I'm the friend who got this message. u/Tauji can confirm. The pizza guy asked for a glass of water, which I gave him, so he could probably be grateful for that. I tipped him about Rs.20, which is usually what I always tip. I'm using a dual SIM phone, hence the "Dad" and "Sirru" on the bottom. Sirru is a slightly racist nickname I gave myself (silnid > sil > sirru). Hope that answers all your questions! Edit: Also, forgot to mention, but he got my name wrong, so bonus points to that.”
The Message From The Pizza Guy From Domino’s After Dropping Off My Order From Justeat Takeaway. There Wasn’t Any Conflict
That sounded like a not so veiled threat , that calls for guy to be reported , cos that’s just creepy as !
Never Using DoorDash Again
I think that it's a fake reindeer, cannot confirm that though.
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Order Delivery From Petco And Driver Text Me This. Now I’m All For Tipping But Why Is This Person Making It Seem Like 1.5 Miles Is Worth Some Grand Tip
When will America realise that that should pay their customer service workers and not rely on begging customers. It's a tip not a wage.
As soon as the Higher Ups figure out a way to profit from it.
Load More Replies...Dasher Propositioned Myself And My Partner During And After A Delivery
This happened almost a year ago. This guy was weird from the jump. He showed up for the delivery shirtless, which I thought was odd. I had requested contactless delivery, but he insisted that I meet him downstairs. When I went downstairs to meet him, he said, “You’re so beautiful.” Mind you, I looked like absolute garbage, so this was odd in itself. I said, "Thank you," and "Thanks for the delivery," and started to head back inside. He stopped me and asked if I was single, and I said, “No, I’m hanging out with my partner; she’s just upstairs.”
He then asked if my partner and I wanted any “company,” and I was completely thrown off. I said, “No thanks, but have a good night,” and basically ran back up the stairs. As I was telling my partner what happened, I received the texts.
I immediately reached out to DoorDash, and their solution was that he would be blocked from delivering to me again during his review period. I seem to remember that the customer support specialist implied that his account could be removed, but I don’t have the messages anymore. Super weird stuff.
One thing about being an invisibly average looking woman is that I don't have to deal with this nonsense.
The driver probably watched too many bad p**n movies where the delivery man/plumber/whatever gets dragged into the situation and thinks that is normal and expected.
Simply stopped from delivering to you ? Holy hell , it’s his probation period that’s 100% I stand dismissal !for gross misconduct, emphasis on the GROSS in this case .
Oddest Proof Of Delivery I’ve Ever Seen
This sort of thing happened with a Shipt (grocery delivery) driver I had a few times. He misunderstood when the app asked for a pic to confirm delivery and thought it was just for the app. He didn't realize his customers could see it, too, when he would take pics of the ground by his car just before driving to his destination, until I told him. To be fair to him, he still took a picture of the actually delivered order and sent it to the customers.
He’s saying “see my car is empty.. I definitely dropped it off” probably forgot to take a pic when delivering and was trying to complete the order but it won’t let you complete it without a photo
Load More Replies...Got This Text From My DoorDash Driver. I’m Rather Confused?
I made an order via the Pizza Hut app. I got a text saying they’re sending my order via DoorDash, though I don’t have DoorDash, but I didn’t think much of it. So I got this text about 20 minutes after I placed my order. This guy sounds a bit upset. I’m not sure what he means by me paying one dollar for the food to arrive?
You Get Down To Get The Food
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... people actually talk to their delivery drivers like that? That person is lucky they didn't get their food spat on.
Wow that’s one rude customer !, surprised the driver did t right the hell outta the what was he called it lol the MFKIN doorbell I would have , no need to be so d a m rude !,
Deliverer may look like peons to you but that attitude has gone the way of the dinosaurs. Yes, it is human to build hierarchies but it's no longer politically feasible.
How Do I Report McDonald's Delivery Guy?
There are movements in Congress about deliveries. This is one of the reasons.
You call them 🤷♀️and send this , I’m glad I’m out in the sticks ,n don’t have any delivery’s from the likes of Uber eats n the likes , only Tesco supermarket I use for grocery shopping , cos people doing this hitting on their customers is very creepy and very illegal and extremely unprofessional!! n inappropriate to !
I think you'll be ok. Just speak to them for 30 seconds.
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I’ve been a DoorDasher before, but this was absolutely too much! The text that said, “I’m so glad you got me as your dasher,” really turned me off. Quite frankly, this is how you get me not to tip.
That sounds like a you problem. This person is just trying their best.
Hey, the driver is out there busting their b**t and came up with a way to make their service better than the average. 10/10 I would tip that driver extra.
Total b******t - you don't need all this c**p - just do your job and deliver on time. Don't angle for a tip because there ain't one!
Load More Replies...Thats Just Crazy. At Least He Shot His Shot, I Respect That
My Husband And The Grocery Delivery Guy’s Text Convo Today. We Have No Clue Why He Was Asking This
Found This “Lovely” Text Exchange With A Delivery Driver While Cleaning Out My Photos
Ironically, this was the only year I was single in college. Not quite sure why I agreed to him asking me a question in the first place. Pretty sure I blocked the number after responding.
I think I live on a different planet. Once a week I buy a frozen pizza in the supermarket, keep it in the freezer until I feel like cooking and eating it. Saves money and hassle.
I buy a few when they are on sale and add olives and extra cheese when I heat them through. Cheap and exactly how I like them.
Load More Replies...I once ordered DoorDash sushi. Second biggest mistake of my life. The first was thinking "that ledge will hold"
Several of these illustrate why beautiful women are aloof. When I was modeling the unwanted attention c**p happened at least twice a day, although this was in the 1960s, from what I can tell, it's still a problem, albeit a lesser one.
I never get any "funny" texts, or someone wanting my phone number, sigh. I do get the occasional compliment from a delivery driver about the selection of house plants in our front porch, and their different coloured leaves and their flowers. It makes the drivers smile, and it makes me smile when they compliment me. It's only a small porch, by the way, not some huge greenhouse type thing!
Not doordash but I remember ordering food one night and the driver arrived with his pants open, no underwear and his hard d**k in full size (eurgh) Unfortunately I used to order from this specific restaurant a lot and I think he delivered me a few times before but nothing creepy happened then. And yes I informed the police.
That is so many different kinds of messed up. And illegal.
Load More Replies...I think I live on a different planet. Once a week I buy a frozen pizza in the supermarket, keep it in the freezer until I feel like cooking and eating it. Saves money and hassle.
I buy a few when they are on sale and add olives and extra cheese when I heat them through. Cheap and exactly how I like them.
Load More Replies...I once ordered DoorDash sushi. Second biggest mistake of my life. The first was thinking "that ledge will hold"
Several of these illustrate why beautiful women are aloof. When I was modeling the unwanted attention c**p happened at least twice a day, although this was in the 1960s, from what I can tell, it's still a problem, albeit a lesser one.
I never get any "funny" texts, or someone wanting my phone number, sigh. I do get the occasional compliment from a delivery driver about the selection of house plants in our front porch, and their different coloured leaves and their flowers. It makes the drivers smile, and it makes me smile when they compliment me. It's only a small porch, by the way, not some huge greenhouse type thing!
Not doordash but I remember ordering food one night and the driver arrived with his pants open, no underwear and his hard d**k in full size (eurgh) Unfortunately I used to order from this specific restaurant a lot and I think he delivered me a few times before but nothing creepy happened then. And yes I informed the police.
That is so many different kinds of messed up. And illegal.
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