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Warning signs come in all shapes and sizes. While that sounds cliché, you still gotta admit that it is true—even more so when a sign breaks convention and casually throws a joke your way.
And those who get it might end up taking a picture and then posting it online. Perhaps, in a dedicated Facebook group called Funny Warning Signs. And then the rest of the world has a good laugh.
One effective warning sign, indeed.
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Matthews 1 year ago
BP has a habit of using badly curated post titles. They might change it later, especially after it’s been shortened to 50 entries or so.
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Anony Mouse 1 year ago
Doesn't fit the post title at all. Unless it's funny to you that some people can't afford food? I don't get this humor.
Angela Jester 1 year ago
I saw an article about something like this a couple of years ago and suggested the idea to the people in my small town via our county FB page. There was so much rage over the thought that someone could get something for free when they might be able to pay....it was so ugly it just made me sick. It made me sad to know what the people in my community were really like.
Anxious Aardvark 1 year ago
It's doubly sad because not only are the people denying those who are in need, they're saying that they expect that there are people who aren't in need who will take advantage of others generosity & goodwill. I live in a fairly large city. A few blocks away there's a small second-hand shop. Everyday there's a stack of books in a covered enclosure, with a coin box next to it. "Pay what you like." About the only difference over the last 10 years is that the box now has a small chain attached to it.
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Mental Liberals 1 year ago
Nothing funny about this! Well done people - and the place allowing it! :)
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Marzipanda 1 year ago
Aw, should've kept the T from ELEMENT and insert into vanity plate QRSUV. It's an SUV after all 🤪
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Luke Branwen 1 year ago
Removing the file Republican.exe would be more efficient. It's apparently a malware.
Matthews 1 year ago
Not their fan either, but I think the strong bipartisanship also has a little part in the issue. Maybe having more options or direct elections could change things up for the better.
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Valek Fermiga 1 year ago
All that Rishi Sunak could speak was " Error 404 "
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Mental Liberals 1 year ago
If only! We need to start by removing ALL corrupt politicians, elitists, greedy people/corporations, etc...that's at least a start
So, Funny Warning Signs is a Facebook group that deals with all manner of signs. Contrary to the name, it’s not necessarily all warning signs per se. Not even signs sometimes. But what is a warning, anyway, if not a bit of important information that people should be aware of? Oh, and occasional memes too.
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Some Random Person 1 year ago
Do two apples keep one doctor away for two days or two doctors but for one day? Asking for a friend
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Reminds me of the saying: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it in Life's face.
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Rachel Martin 1 year ago
Yep. I try not to buy things not made my country, and _boy_ does that cut down on impulse purchases!
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Matthews 1 year ago
Save 100% of the time planning your next years on a free stay afterwards in a place you don’t even have to choose!
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Jenny Mason 1 year ago
This is in Reading, England. It was a protest against the unnecessary consumerism of Black Friday sales.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Me: but I saved $XXX by buying a gross. My ex: you'd have saved it all if you hadn't bought any. My first ex was a good, decent person, and 100% correct on this issue.
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Weezy 1 year ago
This makes me want to go out and buy a Highlander just so I can buy this sticker.
Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
HEEERE WE ARE! BOOORN TO BE KINGS, WITH THE PRINCESS OF THE UNIVEEEERSE!
Whatever the case, the group is home to a modest 5,400 members and has been around since 2013.
As already hinted previously, the group features primarily warning signs, but there are other kinds of signage. This also includes photos of clothing, memes, and other loosely interpreted concepts of signs.
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Lady Gypsy Rain 1 year ago
I’m going to go stress in this area and wait to be removed from the equation. Thank you
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NapQueen 1 year ago
But I'm sure there wouldn't be anything better than watching beautiful human beings whilst having a purring cat on your lap.....can't believe I just said that!
Francis 1 year ago
best idea ever! a strip club combined with a cat cafe!!
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ShellsBells 1 year ago
Many moons ago, I waitressed at a strip club. On Fridays, we had an awesome deal for fried shrimp and a loaded baked potato. And the food was good! It didn't look like the average strip club, had a simple sign, was named after a state, and had a covered, circular entry with valet. A couple came in soon after we opened at 11 am. The place inside was all mirrors, taxidermed animals, including 2 real zebras, in a fighting stance on the main stage, with a pole. They ordered their food. Us waitresses had to wear black clothing, mostly a nice shirt and skirts. As soon as they got their food, it was showtime. DJ makes his announcement, "Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome (typical stripper name) to the stage," and a song comes on. The pure shock on the woman's face has been embedded in my brain. The manager was called, food was comped, and they left. I can only imagine what was said in the car.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
This is hilarious! I wonder if the man knew.
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Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 1 year ago
well, if things don't work out, you could change the business model and not even have to change signs!
Scott Rackley 1 year ago
This is in my town and where I adopted Mia. It's a chill place, serves coffee/tea/beer.
Lotekguy 1 year ago
I thought someone would have to fill that teed up pun void. I just couldn't decide how to phrase it. You did well.
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Kurichfield 1 year ago
They have their priorties in order...love me a DQ freeze...
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Papa 1 year ago
When we'd go out to eat with my father he'd often want to stop at DQ for ice cream on the way home. He said there's always room for ice cream, because it just fills in the cracks.
It goes without saying that pairing up humor with signs is a good idea in general. The main benefit of humor in a warning sign is that folks typically remember information that was conveyed in a humorous way. It’s the it factor that makes something unique and hence easier to remember. And to throw out in casual conversation.
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Stuart 1 year ago
I prefer the Shatner comma: Potatoes, make french fries, chips, and vodka. It's like, the other, vegetables, aren't even, trying.
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Charity Angel 1 year ago
They also make delicious crisps (or chips, for the US inclined). And soup.
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Aro-Ace Guy 1 year ago
Wheat and Barley are not vegetables, they are grains.
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JB 1 year ago
Crying, bitterly, in a corner. I have the knack of correcting spelling or grammar, then being downvoted for being a grammar-nazi. Yet, when others do it, they are lauded, upvoted, for knowing the difference between there, they’re and their. Can someone, please, explain when it’s appropriate to offer a correction versus just go with it?
SleepSycho 1 year ago
Nope. You are at the mercy of the fickle, teeming masses. Just know you are brave for putting yourself out there.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Remember driving through southern California and seeing the fire signs everywhere. Not used to that coming from damp to humid Northeast.
There is also the added bonus of the other benefits of humor. Jokes are known to increase energy levels, all the while reducing negative emotions, increasing interest in the subject and can form a positive self-image to others. No wonder folks bask in the title of being the funny man.
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Midnight (she/her) 1 year ago
Somehow, common sense really isn't that common.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I don't understand wanting to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
Anxious Aardvark 1 year ago (edited)
Ha! Take an old Cessna 172. Strip out all the seats except for the one for the pilot. Remove every bit of weight possible. No ceiling cover, no panels, just bare metal and gauges. Put just enough fuel in the tanks to get to altitude and back down again. Instructor went "It's not a perfectly good airplane. It's just enough to get you up and out." She was Army and thought we were nuts to pay to jump. :)
Load More Replies... Heather Vandegrift 1 year ago
I had a massage therapy client who survived a skydiving accident. His parachute opened, but WAY late, so he hit the ground, broke both legs and compressed his spine.
It is important to note that there is a degree of uncertainty among some studies of humor. It all boils down to disputes over the mechanisms behind the benefits of humor and how it translates into practice. The general consensus that humor is overall good still remains a more favored conclusion, though humor does manifest differently depending on the situation.
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dragonic_meg 1 year ago
Jeez, at least ask Mike if he wants to first. Consent is important, people
Anthony D. Betancourt 1 year ago
Pathologist are like yeah! I can't we to see open Mike on Saturday!
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Sorry Mike, but this is right up my alley. Used to sit in on autopsies as a habit.
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Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
A pub near me says unattended children will be sold to the circus
Torie the Dragon Slayer 1 year ago
in a local used book store there's a sign "unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy"
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Denise Indoung 1 year ago
You know the cat will check off the 4th choice while looking you dead in the eye.
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Besides warning signs, humor is considered a good social skill to have. And as such, it is beneficial in scenarios when you’re trying to cheer someone up, when you want to establish a rapport with others, then you’re trying to generate interest, or if you just want the thing you’re working on to stand out more.
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Fat Harry 1 year ago
You're probably wondering why your child is getting smaller and smaller too!
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
The Mythbusters did an episode to see if a human could survive a washing machine cycle. Buster, their crash-test dummy, gave a resounding thumbs down-- once they found his thumbs.
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
Dark humor alert: you’ll never get the bloodstains out if you don’t follow that instruction
Mental Liberals 1 year ago
Easier to get them washed with their clothes! 1 less step - saves water too!
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Got it... But how do I get the clothes as clean as my newly-washed kid?
Anthony D. Betancourt 1 year ago
If I remove child who's going to wash my clothes! This China damn it!
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Joshua David 1 year ago
In the 80s, my father not once, but twice used poison ivy as toilet paper. He literally has poison ivy blisters up inside of him. My father lived outdoors and loved to fish. He also taught us kids how to spot poison ivy. I guess after the second time he must've figured it out. I'll never forget that.
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setsuriseikou 1 year ago
Gorgeous Spaced Out Hare? Gibbous Saturn Of Houseworks? Gelatin Sitting On Humanity?
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Social conventions aside, humor is a great mnemonic (tool for memorizing and remembering) and makes teaching more effective.
This is besides humor and jokes being a good way of generating unique approaches and ideas to things, especially in terms of marketing and communication.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Ray Bradbury wrote a short story about this. The guy got sick of always being "on" and turned off his wrist phone on his way home from work. His wife panicked, as she couldn't reach him. I didn't really think anything of it when I read it as a teenager, but I've been there to see it become reality.
Nimues Child 1 year ago
I've often thought of the very same story. Ray was truly a visionary...but I kinda wish he wasn't in when it came to this.
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Jeremy James 1 year ago
I heard he supported three people at one time. Now he's in a twelve-step program.
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Humor has a number of facets that folks ought to consider before using for maximum effect. The user has to consider the type, style, amount, timing and delivery. After all, dark humor is not for everyone, some get tired of it fast, some don’t pick up on sarcasm, and sometimes it’s just too soon. But that’s what makes humor amazing—the unique variety of combinations available to you.
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D Wall 1 year ago
Watch out for the little dog and the cat with the fiddle.
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Jackson 1 year ago
This happened to a coworker. He was driving uphill. A truck driving up the other side of the hill hit a cow that had gotten onto the road. The cow landed on Rob's hood. Rob was in the cubicle beside mine. I got to listen to his half of the conversations with his insurance company.
DarkViolet 1 year ago (edited)
If I were Rob, I'd be on tranquilizers after THAT ordeal!
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Sue Denham 1 year ago
Attach a roof rack when driving here. Free meat might drop onto your car.
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Anthony D. Betancourt 1 year ago
Dude look up! You will know what happened to your lost chihuahua
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Knew a couple of people walking their tiny dogs off leash that were snatched by hawks.
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When you realize the best police cars in America are in Sandwich, Illinois
I heart Boo-BI-es 1 year ago
Except this is a picture of a Sandwich, MA police car. Source- It is my hometown.
Adele Maestranzi 1 year ago
Was hoping someone would correct this. (Mass resident)
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Joanne Earle 1 year ago
Sandwich, MA.....born and raised here as well. That's our town crest on the car, not Illinois or NH.
Cat Dragon 1 year ago
"Sir, did you just put baloney on that BLT? That's a federal crime, punshable by 1000 dollars in fines or up to 180 days in jail."
Surfing Panda 1 year ago
Stop right there sir! Slowly hand us over that sandwich, no sudden moves...
And humor on signs adds a new dimension of depth—a situation in which you’d expect a lot of formality and not much creativity as signs are there to inform, usually those who can’t get distracted and thus need a very precise message. The restrictions and limitations only add to the challenge.
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Glen Ellyn 1 year ago
I know it's a cliché, but has anyone here actually slipped on a banana peel?? 🍌
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Weaponized Beef 1 year ago
Same! I noped back out the way I came when I saw him and that he was displeased with my being there.
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Papa 1 year ago
That reminds me of the story about the government inspector that showed up at an old farmer's place. He showed the old guy his paper that said he was authorized to go anywhere on the farm he wanted. The farmer said okay, you can go anywhere you want, but you shouldn't go into the north pasture. The inspector got indignant and said I'll go wherever I want, so he walked into the north pasture. When he got about to the middle the bull came out of a little patch of woods and started chasing him. The guy screamed for help, so the farmer replied "Show him your paper!!"
Marzipanda 1 year ago
Leaves but 1 second to try out your new "Why did the bull cross the field jooook.....
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Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
I was on a bus and it was dark outside. Halfway through the journey the driver stopped the bus and got out. When he came back he informed us that he'd been diverted and 'dont panic but I have no idea where I am. My headlights are really dim and I'm new to this area, I've never been this route before. My sat nav is broken but my boss told me to do it anyway. If anyone knows the route for the x bus that I've been diverted to please can you come to the front to help with directions'
Charity Angel 1 year ago
I remember having to do something similar in the pre sat-nav days. A new driver was told to follow the signs to [x], and he'd be fine. Except that one town had a by-pass, that would skip out the entire town. He found that out pretty quickly, and fortunately the roundabout he went wrong on was big enough for him to go all the way round and back to the correct exit. Poor guy was left with an empty bus 10 mins later, and none of us who were last off (a pile of schoolkids) had any clue how to negotiate the other end of the route. I can only hope he found the terminal bus station, and got himself back safely.
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arthbach 1 year ago
I love the rail replacement buses. Some of them have a sign up saying 'Choo choo. I'm a train'. (A rail replacement bus is used when the trains aren't running, eg engineering work on the train line. The bus collects passengers from the railway station, and calls in at all the places the train would stop.)
Jude Laskowski 1 year ago
Here, in San Francisco, CA, some new bus driver trainee will take a wrong turn and go on a tour of the City.
DarkViolet 1 year ago
A tour of the City for the price of bus fare. Can't beat that with a stick.
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Ah, the "smart" bus. It can tell you where it is, what stop is next, and when it will likely reach any given stop on the route, but if there's a diversion... Well, apparently it does this. I've never seen one from the outside before, but I've been on a fair few by now. The internal systems do an audio announcement that they've deviated from the assigned route too. It usually leads to fun times with passengers moaning about how they're expected to get to whatever stop isn't accessible, as if that's the driver's fault.
Cyril Sneer 1 year ago
Being both British and someone who has visited San Francisco, I can say with a high degree of confidence that this is a long way from California
Load More Replies...So, what are your thoughts on any of this? Seen any funny signs out there lately? Perhaps you’d want to share the experience with everyone in the comment section below?
No? Well, then, here’s a rabbit hole of funny signs on Facebook. Bye!
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MaryHadaLittleLamb 1 year ago
I recommend the movie "Empire of the Ants" starring Joan Collins. It's hysterical!
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lenxia buda 1 year ago
I waña ķ know for the ppl who treated it·like da disease it was, did our make a difference so the extra care? It didn't for me..
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Brian D 1 year ago (edited)
There is a home-made sign like this near South River Ontario because so many people tried to follow a road which doesn't exist by using Google Maps.
Strahd Ivarius 1 year ago
this is the new trend when you want to get a new dirt road somewhere: add it to Google Maps, and wait...
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Jackson 1 year ago
I used to live near Bancroft, Ontario, Canada. I knew a lot of people who had homes or cottages on roads that were originally put in by logging or mining companies using blasting and not much else. The government refuses to do any maintenance on these roads unless the residents bring them up to provincial standards. It is cheaper to drive a truck with a lot of clearance than to improve the roads. Snow plowing and maintenance is done by the local home owners.
Kelly Scott 1 year ago
Where I live, there's a road that looks like it goes straight through on Google and on paper maps. But that road's been washed out for at least 30 years. There are still people who end up in the cul-de-sac where it's closed and can't figure why they can't go any further. They also can't seem to figure out how to go around. GPS is making drivers so dumb these days.
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
Makes me think of Michael Scott from “The Office” (US) driving directly into a lake because GPS told him to.
detective miller's hat 1 year ago
LOL there is a dirt road near my house with a sign like this.
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Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
The management does achieve its objective. To be able to put an actual screw, you need to cover the drink - which is they want anyway.
Rachel Martin 1 year ago
Well, no. Screw-on tops are even less likely to spill when knocked over.
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Oais Wright 1 year ago
At first I thought the "Thank Management" was a typo and was supposed to be your typical "Thank you, (signed) Management" but then I realized it was probably written by fellow worker who hates it too and is sarcastically asking others to thank Management for the rule
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I've seen this several times, but didn't even notice that!
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Suzanne Ramsay 1 year ago
If only lorries on motorways gave more than one blink before they pull out in front of you!
Jude Laskowski 1 year ago
In San Francisco, most Tesla cars do not have a blinky flashy thing. They just go wherever they want.
Skeeter McClusky 1 year ago
No. It means you are turning or asking to change lanes. It does not automatically give you right of way to cut off the person about to pass you because you are going 10 mph under the speed limit.
Ren Karlej 1 year ago
Yes, but I'm personally not going to argue with a massive lorry that might not be able to see me. Even it it's not their right of way, what harm does it cause to just let them go first anyway. Consideration on the roads makes life easier for all.
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Justin Rogers 1 year ago
They are fart weasels! Stink weasels. Squirrels are rodents and skunks are mustiled/weasel family. They would eat Squirrel, a Squirrel would not eat a skunk/civit cat
RandomPkmnFan 1 year ago (edited)
That sign won't stop me because I can't read! Ok bye I am going to pet the fart squirrels
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Axel Tojo 1 year ago
If you haven't heard of "the can opener bridge" https://99percentinvisible.org/article/11-feet-8-inches-infamous-can-opener-bridge-continues-catch-trucks/
Glen Ellyn 1 year ago
I've seen those videos. With all the warning signs they put up and idiots still manage to ignore all of them. 🙄🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Load More Replies... Nimues Child 1 year ago (edited)
Storrowed! An often occurence in Boston. (https://www.boston.com/news/commute/2018/08/29/how-not-to-get-storrowed-a-quick-guide/)
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Ken Beattie 1 year ago
One would assume it means "there will be a lot of water on the road when it rains" not just "the road will be wet". There are a couple hills near me that funnel water onto the road really badly and you end up with a spot with about 6 inches of rapidly flowing water even in a light shower.
Narwhal Blast 1 year ago
I was thinking the same! It still sounds a little funny though
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imsouravmitra 1 year ago
Something similar was said by a drunk friend of mine a few years ago. Meant to say "the water is very cold", ended up saying "this water is very wet".. English is not the first language
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setsuriseikou 1 year ago
Or maybe the sign owner is just super proud of their a*s-kicking wife?
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Shark Lady 1 year ago
A friend has a sign saying "beware of the dog. I wouldn't trust the cat either".
pineapple87 1 year ago
I put a sign on my office door saying "beware of puppy with a freedom complex" when she was younger.
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David Fitts, Sr. 1 year ago
A bad day for the Griswold family from Alpha Centauri. "Look Clark, we flew all this way for nothing."
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I heart Boo-BI-es 1 year ago
Maybe if they paid their employees more they wouldn't have to resort to stealing a bag of chips using various medical equipment.
SadieCat17 (she/her) 1 year ago
As you know, wealthy people never steal things
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Jasmijn 1 year ago
An endoscopy in an umbrella term for looking inside any orifice of the body with a scope. The equipment in the picture shows a colonoscope with a snare coming from the end, used in polypectomies. Fortunately the actual equipment is not that big.
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Mark (it/urgh) 1 year ago
Look on the bright side, at least they're not using the colonoscopy equipment.
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Kelly H. Wilder 1 year ago
This is one of the greatest examples of the purpose for the Oxford comma.
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
I reckon they knew exactly what they were doing when they made the sign.
Load More Replies... Surfing Panda 1 year ago
You know by just removing 2 letters you could make this a lot hotter.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I can think of 5 restaurants off the top of my head that deserves this sign.
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VonBlade 1 year ago
How do you know what they've got when they're not at work?
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Their IG page has lots of these funny signs. Like this one: I love driving because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.
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Comedy Clumbers 1 year ago (edited)
Once again, 75 demerits for mentioning but not displaying doggo. 🐶🐺🐶 Cerberus rules
Birgit Sommer 1 year ago
My friend's 6 yr old slightly overweight kid got a bicycle for her birthday. She said it's for extrasize. I found that so outrageously smart, I'll never forget it.
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Nimues Child 1 year ago
That would be a fair guess, given our traffic, but sadly no.
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Bogdan Chelariu 1 year ago
Why does it look so much like Shrek?!?! Especially with those side mirrors....
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
So he butchered the punctuation - butchering is what he does.
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Nike Pancakes 1 year ago
People constantly trash vegans but I've seen WAY WAY WAY more a******s who eat meat shoving their food choices down the throats of others than I have vegans.
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Papa 1 year ago
I agree it's amusing, but it seems to show up here at least once a week.
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Raymond Core 1 year ago
Grammatically he is doing exactly as requested. More succinct is, "Please pick up your dog's poop".
INGI 1 year ago
Gee. Thanks for explaining. I'd NEVER have understood!!!!!!
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Hobby Hopper 1 year ago
I misunderstood at first. For a moment I thought you were simultaneously reading BP and... never mind.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 year ago
If you need a sign to tell you that, ... well, I guess you do. But can a sign that high be seen from basement windows?
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Tabitha 1 year ago
Then take the damned hint, Bose, and don’t make it in the shape of a garbage can.
jasper 1 year ago
I mean, to be fair, it is sitting alone in a hallway. Weird place to put a speaker.
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I'm.Just.A.Girl 1 year ago
Put the sign over the hole a little maybe. A lot of times it isn't the mistaken identity so much as the laziness.
Greg Baughman 1 year ago
I used that same speaker with a pair of Bose 802's for years. Bose is fantastic. However, you MUST have a Bose controller to run those speakers, or they won't sound right.
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George Costanza 1 year ago
I don't get it. Are Mexican humans any happier than any other brand of humans?
Alicia M 1 year ago
I don't know about their happiness level, but the food is amazing, so that can't hurt.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
I can see the similarities causing this confusion. Young boy found to possess supernatural powers, devoted and fanatical readers worldwide, author said to be problematic when it comes to trans people, ...
Guess Undheit 1 year ago
The only books more with a more hateful, ignorant, and sociopathic author than the buybull.
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Mark (it/urgh) 1 year ago
The fact it's a manual transmission will confuse enough Americans to be safe.
Chonky_not_stonky 1 year ago
I live in Milwaukee. My insurance company won't cover my husband's car. We only use it when we go out of town.
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Michael Fernandez 1 year ago
My car tells me I’m in stop & go traffic when I’m in stop & go traffic.
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Tabitha 1 year ago
I know too many people who would actually think they’re getting a great deal there. They’re the same people who thought—-and still think—-a 1/3 lb burger is smaller than a 1/4 lb burger. Makes me sad the educational system failed them so miserably—-until I realize they’d be just as stupid if they went to the best schools in the world.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Ignorance can be chipped away. Stupid is indelable.
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Tabitha 1 year ago
The reason for laws against things like public spitting, urination, and defecation is to halt the spread of disease. You know, public health, for the greater good, stuff like that. We’re still in the beginning of the end of a deadly pandemic, ffs. I would think we would be more mindful of things like that. Then again, there were those who weren’t mindful, even when things were at their worst during lockdown, so why would I think there wouldn’t be people who don’t give two (most likely public) shits about spreading disease.
ShellsBells 1 year ago
I live on a golf course. Yesterday, some younger guys were playing through. I was going to open one of my windows because it was really windy due to storms coming though and it was a nice temperature. One guy runs from the tee back the opposite direction to some trees right in front of my window, looks around, and proceeded to pee. 14 years here, and thats the first time I've seen someone do it.
Boots 1 year ago
Can confirm, many people that live in golf resorts absolutely are Omega-Karen level of petty, demanding, and rude.
seana lammers 1 year ago
Why is she petty, demanding or rude for not wanting people to urinate in public? I am thinking that some of these golfers are the rude ones.
Load More Replies... A Nelson 1 year ago
I've always wondered what golfers do when they have to go half way through the game
VonBlade 1 year ago
The same thing everyone else does when out in the woods.
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sbj 1 year ago
This has to be done everywhere now even though it's obvious the product contains nuts
Little Bestie Capybara 1 year ago
Really? Do you think I'm a nutter or what? Of course it does-
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I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago
Indicative of a nice place to poop! Unpleasant toilets can ruin a good day or night !
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Little Bestie Capybara 1 year ago
It took me a hot second to understand that, and I still don't
I heart Boo-BI-es 1 year ago
Can't believe they had to post a remainder for this...apparently people kept on forgetting how things work with our elevator. Kinda concerning just how incredibly forgetful my co-workers can be.
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Rebecca O’Donnell 1 year ago
I don’t think the USA has a monopoly on stupidity, Corleone. Your statement as a case in point. :)
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Tamra 1 year ago
Nope. "Steel grip Sue" works there. You get what you get.
Load More Replies... Em 1 year ago
I was once ringing a guy up at a university Starbucks during finals week. Like pretty much everyone else, he was buying a giant pile of snacks to eat while studying. He went to swipe his card before I'd had a chance to ring his final packet of almonds. "Hang on," I said, "lemme grab your nuts." 🤦♂️
Skid Marks 1 year ago (edited)
I could insert a joke about tipping but I'm not that immature. Don't look at my name either.
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Skid Marks 1 year ago (edited)
Rampatwoanch..........is the native name for this place apparently..... in sign language. Yes I need sleep.
I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago
A glory hole in parts of Britain is a large cupboard where anything and everything is dumped.
Upstaged75 1 year ago (edited)
And on the internet it's something you find in porn videos. So same thing really. ;)
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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 1 year ago
Who would go to those lengths to protect a keyboard?
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keyboardtek 1 year ago
When we went to China 27 years ago we were warned not to buy any Chinese beer as they had not perfected how to make a glass bottle that does not randomly explode.
The Disneyland Duck 1 year ago
Danger: "raw bat conumpsion disease(covid-19)" was made in China.
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Turanga Leela 1 year ago
The Karate Kid grows up and has to get a proper job to pay his bills.
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Sky Render 1 year ago
To be fair, some people pull way too far forward and the space looks empty until you're halfway in.
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BrownTabby 1 year ago
Au contraire, people stopped joking about it too soon.
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MP 1 year ago
Everyone - just close the lid entirely and f**k off. You’re letting the toilet spray germs when you flush with the lid open
Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago
Yes! This is so disgusting, I hate it when visitors come over and leave my toilet seats up! Think of the airborne fecal matter!!
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Tabitha 1 year ago
How about everyone just sit down to do your business, so nobody has to touch the seat unless they’re wearing rubber gloves, have the proper supplies and equipment, and are paid—-and paid exceedingly well—-to clean the bathroom.
Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 1 year ago (edited)
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Jaya 1 year ago
I think it's ridiculous that men should have to put it down afterwards, why does it have to stay the way we women want it all the time? Women want it down all the time, most men want it up the majority of the time (because you pee more often than you poop), so I think you can leave it anyway you like, that seems the most fair.
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Guess Undheit 1 year ago
In BC, we used to joke, "the province's largest private aircraft".
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
Florida Man is the counter-example to evolution.
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Tabitha 1 year ago
Then you’ve obviously never lived in a place that gets a s**t ton of snow every winter. Because once all that snow finally melts, it becomes a perfect breeding ground and nursery for mosquitoes the size of Buicks.
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I heart Boo-BI-es 1 year ago
I always have a difficult time trying to watch them simultaneously.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
Should I be insulted or complimented if I was told I failed to meet the job requirement?
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nomnomborkbork 1 year ago
This is fire code in many countries. But the door should really be an exit.
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TheGoodBoi 1 year ago (edited)
Always. Edit: I mean, you should always be able to...munch the rug
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Andy Frobig 1 year ago
I've said it before: people who say "sex is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good" have not had enough sex or pizza
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Tabitha 1 year ago
Unless it’s a hotel with its own graveyard, where the guests stay indefinitely.
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Lotekguy 1 year ago
Hard to predict one's ability to comply. Do the toilets come with appropriate tools to split the offenders into passable pieces?
Papa 1 year ago
If they're in a panic they will probably meet the requirements with room to spare.
Load More Replies... SparkDragon 1 year ago
If it's the size of a banana, you're way out of range
Load More Replies... Bogdan Chelariu 1 year ago (edited)
I would definitely try to poop and then go get the person with the sign, asking them to come measure "my work"! :))
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NinjaMagoo 1 year ago
Back to school, UK version. Back to school, US version is aisle 34, guns and ammo... Ha ha ha
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
I don't know why it's on this article, standard school equipment in Berlin
bakuhoe_simpp 1 year ago (edited)
sometimes i wonder if we really should unplug america and plug it back up
PythonZER0 1 year ago
"Made in Portugal with German steel". I'm not great with geography, but aren't those countries very far apart?
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NapQueen 1 year ago
I swear I've not had a drink this morning...does this make sense to anybody?
Panda On My Balcony 1 year ago
well sort of - at least, I know what it was supposed to say!
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Mark (it/urgh) 1 year ago
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
"Don't worry. Management will provide ample reason for staff to resume crying one they return to their stations."
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PythonZER0 1 year ago
For some reason, inflammable and flammable are the same thing. English is weird.
OutspokenHBW 1 year ago
It's because the root word for inflammable is inflame, not flame. Don't why it happened, but it did. lol
Load More Replies... A Nelson 1 year ago
Missing all the signs on it, I don't want to be in the country where this is legal
M O'Connell 1 year ago
It does have all the markings though. The rectangular sticker on the left is hard to read but UN/NA 1270 is "Petroleum Oil" the diamond sticker on the right identifies Hazard Class 3. What other markings were you hoping for?
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David Stutzmann 1 year ago
It says "infRammable"! Probably because it's round, and not square...
Chris Longski 1 year ago
Code 1270: petroleum fuel, generally used in Australia where mixed refined petroleum products are carried in the same tanker i.e.: petrol/diesel/kerosene/toluene etc
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Mat Hall 1 year ago
Seems like a fairly normal sign to me; presumably it's a pottery class of some sort.
A Nelson 1 year ago
Why the snowman and volcano ban? I could see the teacher not wanting a bunch of bongs in his kiln, but the snowman? What did he ever do?
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Knowing a thing or two about Zebras I'd say we shouldn't ask for the origin of the paint with that sign around..
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Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
So exactly what kind of “toys” are in the “Adult Happy Meals”? Or do I not want to know?
Little Bestie Capybara 1 year ago
But for the cheap price of 10000$, we have some depression meals!
I heart Boo-BI-es 1 year ago
Umm, but how can you be out of the adults but not the kids Happy meal? Usually the kids' version is just a smaller portion of food, unless they meant adult Happy meal toys?? /s
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Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
A local restaurant had one of those signs, though not for very long.
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