Do you know what word causes the most annoyance when you're busy with life and still single? Da-ting. The many lousy dates, stupid conversations, unmemorably spent time, and an occasional sociopath absolutely ruins the joy of meeting someone new. Because of this displeasure in seeking for your pair, some smart people have invented online dating, Tinder being the beacon of it all. Consequently, there are many pages full of online dating tips, for those who have a hard time grasping this activity. But with tips and all, not everybody manages to present their Tinder profiles in a 'normal' and alluring manner.

Though online dating eliminates the factor of going to a rendezvous with someone who's doubtlessly not your type, there's still a chance to encounter a total weirdo. As you can see from this list of funny Tinder profiles compiled by Bored Panda, there's certainly no shortage of "interesting" people looking for love on the popular dating app. Do you like your men to place their underpants on the table as a sign that they want to engage in passionate consummation? Then you've hit the Tinder dating jackpot. Are you looking for a Mexican woman who will steal your job and then rape you? Or perhaps you'd prefer a fragile old lady trapped in the body of a tall young man? Whatever you're into, no matter how strange, you're sure to find a keeper in the quirky collection of best Tinder profiles below.

#1

Jesus On Tinder

Jesus On Tinder

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

I can't believe how creative some people are with their tinder profile :D

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#2

Which One Do I Choose?

Which One Do I Choose?

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Pahahahaha :D

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#3

First Date Inspiration

First Date Inspiration

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Andrew Cas
Community Member
3 years ago

That's mclovin!

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#4

That's A Specific Dating Need

That's A Specific Dating Need

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Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol! This one's awesome! U GO girl!

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#5

I've Never Swiped A Profile Right This Quickly

I've Never Swiped A Profile Right This Quickly

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

That's funny alright.

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#6

I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

If Tinder was a tool to find drinking buddies, this guy would have tour buses driving to his home right now...

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#7

I Can Already Tell She Has The Best Personality By Her Dating Profile

I Can Already Tell She Has The Best Personality By Her Dating Profile

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Devin Elmer
Community Member
2 years ago

I know you are famous so I will have my people get in touch with your people and maybe arrange dinner with me.; )

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#8

No Need For Dating Tips

No Need For Dating Tips

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

"Owns a heated blanket" I'M IN!!!!

Aessidhe Eclipse
Community Member
3 years ago

that's the only thing I like from the list, but I'd rather just buy one than date a social person who keeps going out :P

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Rosa Greyhound
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh if only I was straight lol

Jane Bateman
Community Member
3 years ago

Oops look like you beet me to it

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Natalie Lucero
Community Member
3 years ago

I will need a lifeguard for when I'm drowning in his eyes

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

omg what people do to get laid

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Some people seem to take this seriously.

Dianne Hess
Community Member
3 years ago

I haven't laughed soo hard since... don't remember when! Sure hope my neighbor in the next apartment doesn't think I'm going nuts! If I was 30yrs younger, I might maybe think about this guy!

Lu
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm a guy, and I'd swipe right up and down mostly for the electronics.

Nancy Massi
Community Member
3 years ago

He's mine

Carole Anderson
Community Member
3 years ago

I totally love this guy!

endelbendel
Community Member
3 years ago

The sales pitch is funny, but it screams inadequacy.

Porto DaMartinica
Community Member
3 years ago

noob. i AM the heated blanket

Kaitlyn Linde
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha you're right that is the secret! We ladies just need to be warm!!

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Antaya Fairless
Community Member
2 years ago

I want to message him haha

Lillyan Gallo-Vargas
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh wow. I would at least swipe right lol

Marie Azar
Community Member
2 years ago

This guy is hilarious i love him

Kimberly Ames
Community Member
2 years ago

Yo. This guys a winner.

Janice
Community Member
3 years ago

"pretty not terrible"

Amber Dae Ingalls
Community Member
3 years ago

Seriously though where does he live?!

Amber Dae Ingalls
Community Member
3 years ago

I'll take 2 of him!

Casey S
Community Member
3 years ago

There is no way he's still single.

Karan Vyas
Community Member
3 years ago

I guess this guy would get some more swipes and messages from here instead of Tinder itself. :D

Mo Ren
Community Member
3 years ago

How was all of this on Tinder??

Darrien Mae
Community Member
3 years ago

You can have up to like 7 or so pictures you can slide through on Tinder, so he made these slides his pictures.

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Aunt Messy
Community Member
3 years ago

Ick. Just. Ick.

Sandra Simpson
Community Member
6 months ago

Kinda looks like mr.Bean in the second pic

María Paz Greene F
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahaha. I LOVE this Powerpoints :)

Annesca Kroucamp
Community Member
2 years ago

He can't still be single...?? Lol

Annesca Kroucamp
Community Member
2 years ago

How is he still single...?? Lol

Elizabeth Warburton
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol, why is this guy standing in front of my parent's swimming pool?

Luís Martins
Community Member
2 years ago

Still ugly af

Sarah Ngakaari Hammond
Community Member
3 years ago

Fuck...he's annoying.

Jane Bateman
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg if only I dated MEN!

Axel Kranz
Community Member
3 years ago

++ for Comp Sci, but I'm not that into social activities lol

Diane Moffatt
Community Member
3 years ago

I like this one - he's funny.

Jude Jeter
Community Member
3 years ago

SOLD!!! HAHAHA, This is adorable lol

FABULOUS1
Community Member
3 years ago

He had me at knows the rules to every drinking game!

An Ambitious Lemon
Community Member
3 years ago

I'd date this man.

Adriene Elizabeth
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha this guy's awesome. Pretty sure with a profile like that he's gets alot of bites.

M B
Community Member
3 years ago

He should have just stuck with that last picture...

Silvia Loi
Community Member
3 years ago

genius <3

Mistrz Varflock
Community Member
3 years ago

"Logarithmic growth of hot-ness over time". Yeah, counting the base of that logarithm he's sure to transcend human beauty... in like few thousand years maybe. And I have a weird feeling it's just a left side of some sinusoid's top, not a logarithm though I can't prove that with only 4 values.

Megan Covert
Community Member
3 years ago

This guy is going places. Cute, funny and smart. He's gonna make some lady really happy some day

Megan Anne Covert
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm dying over this. I love it.

Adriana E. Henricy
Community Member
3 years ago

Where Do I buy?

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
3 years ago

damn, if i'd be 10 years younger :D

porcupine
Community Member
3 years ago

-copied that Lizzie Fenton girl's idea -doesn't know "in case" is 2 separate words.

Alyssa Kibler
Community Member
3 years ago

I was all ready to swipe right, until I saw the last picture....

deborah darsie
Community Member
3 years ago

I get too much power point at work!

Scott Gunn
Community Member
3 years ago

DB

Lou Herout
Community Member
3 years ago

I need you!!!!!

Irena Bajic
Community Member
3 years ago

Overkill xD

Aaaa Bbbb
Community Member
3 years ago

Ok, if I were young and single, I'd swipe left in a heartbeat, cause this guy's way out of my league!

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#9

Tinder Profiles Comes In Many Shapes And Forms

Tinder Profiles Comes In Many Shapes And Forms

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

That's great. In Unna, Germany? Wow.

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#10

Self Deprecation Dating Profile

Self Deprecation Dating Profile

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow, she's prfect.

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#11

Never Has A Tinder Profile Given Me So Much Joy

Never Has A Tinder Profile Given Me So Much Joy

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

He seems to have a great sense of humour :D

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#12

Never Change, Nick

Never Change, Nick

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Roll on, dude.

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#13

Tinder Pun-File

Tinder Pun-File

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

LMAO

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#14

No Nudes Profile

No Nudes Profile

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Socially Awkward
Community Member
3 years ago

NO ONE.

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#15

Weird Side Of Tinder

Weird Side Of Tinder

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Who the hell comes up with stuff like that?! Well obviously Mateus does, but...HOW??

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#16

Most Persuasive Tinder Bio I've Ever Seen

Most Persuasive Tinder Bio I've Ever Seen

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

But why does Andrew also have this guy on the left on his picture?

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#17

How To Get A Tinder Super Like In 1 Picture

How To Get A Tinder Super Like In 1 Picture

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Emma's cat touches her boobs and says: "Don't ya fecking dare to swipe right! She's ma bitch!"

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#18

A Star Of Tinder Dating

A Star Of Tinder Dating

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, at least he's honest.

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#19

10/10 Would Date Her

10/10 Would Date Her

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John Doe
Community Member
3 years ago

all i'm thinking atm is what phone is she using!! it's 2x the length of an apple 6

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#20

Online Dating Horrors

Online Dating Horrors

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

That escalated quickly!

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#21

Punny Tinder Profile

Punny Tinder Profile

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

You at leats know what you get.

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#22

Found My Quadriplegic Friend On Tinder

Found My Quadriplegic Friend On Tinder

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Friedlander Rosenzweig
Community Member
3 years ago

Handsome, great smile and a GINGER! ✅, ✅, and ✅‼️

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#23

A Lot Of Girls On Tinder Seem To Talk A Lot About Not Wanting "Beta" Men. Decided To Update My Bio Accordingly To Show That I Am Indeed An Alpha

A Lot Of Girls On Tinder Seem To Talk A Lot About Not Wanting "Beta" Men. Decided To Update My Bio Accordingly To Show That I Am Indeed An Alpha

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Leni
Community Member
3 years ago

That escalated quickly X)

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#24

This Emu Dude

This Emu Dude

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Sonja von Faltin
Community Member
3 years ago

He washes his dishes, thats a total pro.

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#25

Smile Matches The Bio

Smile Matches The Bio

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Adorable! How often do I have to call you?

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#26

The Greatest Picture In The World

The Greatest Picture In The World

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GlassOfWater
Community Member
3 years ago

My life is now complete.

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#27

Brutality... Krista Wins!!

Brutality... Krista Wins!!

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Jay Cole
Community Member
3 years ago

The top toolbar is making me very uncomfortable :|

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#28

Witty Profile

Witty Profile

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Community Member
3 years ago

LoL ;D

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#29

She's A Bit Too Hardcore For Me

She's A Bit Too Hardcore For Me

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LittleMissAri
Community Member
3 years ago

" I like it rough" yes I think we can all see and relate to that

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#30

Sex Isn't Guaranteed

Sex Isn't Guaranteed

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Hilarious!

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#31

Well Then...

Well Then...

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Andrew Cas
Community Member
3 years ago

That's just sad

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#32

Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Dickhead. Well deserved.

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#33

Well, That's My Superlike For The Day

Well, That's My Superlike For The Day

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Benny Lava
Community Member
3 years ago

I now want to date her brother and her parents.

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#34

Well That’s One Way To Assert Dominance

Well That’s One Way To Assert Dominance

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Marzo Florida
Community Member
3 years ago

Welp 😂

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#35

Best Tinder Profile Of All Time

Best Tinder Profile Of All Time

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Andrew Cas
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds kinda like myself glad I'm not the only one! Hahaha

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#36

Answering Life's Hardest Question

Answering Life's Hardest Question

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Scott Gunn
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds like someone got laid......

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#37

My Type Of Girl

My Type Of Girl

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

Woah!

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#38

Deepest Tinder Profile Ever

Deepest Tinder Profile Ever

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CelSlade
Community Member
3 years ago

My kinda guy! :P

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#39

Niceguy Tinder Doggo

Niceguy Tinder Doggo

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Vicki Hardy
Community Member
3 years ago

Beautiful Shiba

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#40

Reasons

Reasons

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earringnut
Community Member
3 years ago

*christ university*

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#41

Swiped On That Positive Attitude

Swiped On That Positive Attitude

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Pet-axolotl sounds like a deal.

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#42

Please Help!

Please Help!

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Jeeves
Community Member
3 years ago

BRILLIANT.

#43

I Don't Think Becky Has Grasped Tinder Yet

I Don't Think Becky Has Grasped Tinder Yet

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh Becky... So innocent, probably just looking for new friends. Bless her.

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#44

Beth Raises Some Very Solid Points

Beth Raises Some Very Solid Points

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Maggie Grover Bacher
Community Member
3 years ago

if you find out, please share

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#45

Most Iconic Photo Goes To

Most Iconic Photo Goes To

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Vivien Emerald
Community Member
3 years ago

and her match would say" I'm falling for you..."

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#46

Truly Looking To Match On A Physical Level

Truly Looking To Match On A Physical Level

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Shiva Dheva
Community Member
3 years ago

Organ smuggler

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#47

Wise Words For Such A Youngling

Wise Words For Such A Youngling

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BoredBirgit
Community Member
3 years ago

She's really sweet.

#48

A Girl Named Jeb

A Girl Named Jeb

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S.
Community Member
1 year ago

Mood.

#49

Winner Of Tinder Profiles

Winner Of Tinder Profiles

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Andrew Cas
Community Member
3 years ago

Hello Alison

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#50

One Of My Favourite Profiles So Far

One Of My Favourite Profiles So Far

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't get the text but the pictures are funny.

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#51

A Legend Was Born

A Legend Was Born

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Jeeves
Community Member
3 years ago

WHY IS THIS NOT HIGHER UP?!??!!

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#52

You Can't Hoard Puffles In Your Igloo On Tinder Profile

You Can't Hoard Puffles In Your Igloo On Tinder Profile

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Jeeves
Community Member
3 years ago

Awww... :(

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#53

A Refreshing Twist

A Refreshing Twist

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Mark Kelly
Community Member
3 years ago

True

#54

Message The Shit Out Of Me

Message The Shit Out Of Me

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Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
Community Member
3 years ago

Word...

#55

Me Irl

Me Irl

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BoredBirgit
Community Member
3 years ago

Hmmmm...

#56

My Sister Delivered Again

My Sister Delivered Again

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jo_shortland
Community Member
3 years ago

WOW

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#57

Best Friends Said I Should Make This My Tinder Picture During Our Build, So I Did

Best Friends Said I Should Make This My Tinder Picture During Our Build, So I Did

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Let's hope he's not microsoft...

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#58

"Triumphant Cries"

"Triumphant Cries"

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Viktor Penc
Community Member
3 years ago

You know what giving head is, right? Oh. OH!

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#59

He's 6'3" If That Helps

He's 6'3" If That Helps

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Chana Conley
Community Member
3 years ago

I would comment back "What does his inheritance potential look like for future reference if the exchange takes place?"

#60

I Superliked, Obviously

I Superliked, Obviously

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WhiteFox
Community Member
3 years ago

so i guess u don't have to worry about a long term commitment then????

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#61

Tinder Post On The Front Page Earlier Inspired Me To Update Mine

Tinder Post On The Front Page Earlier Inspired Me To Update Mine

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#62

Was Just Browsing Tinder And Came Across This Hottie

Was Just Browsing Tinder And Came Across This Hottie

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