Does Tinder increase your chances of meeting the person of your dreams? Well, it all depends on what you dream about I guess. Because as you can see from this funny list of Tinder profiles compiled by Bored Panda, there's certainly no shortage of "interesting" people looking for love on the popular dating app. Do you like your men to place their underpants on the table as a sign that they want to engage in passionate consummation? Then you're in luck. Are you looking for a Mexican woman who will steal your job and then rape you? Or perhaps you'd prefer a fragile old lady trapped in the body of a tall young man? Whatever you're into, no matter how strange, you're sure to find a keeper in the quirky collection below. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1 Jesus On Tinder

Jesus On Tinder

HnapchatSacker Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

I can't believe how creative some people are with their tinder profile :D

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#2 Which One Do I Choose?

Which One Do I Choose?

SeanOfThaDead Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

Pahahahaha :D

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#3 I Like Long Walks On The Beach

I Like Long Walks On The Beach

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Andrew Cas 1 year ago

That's mclovin!

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#4 That's A Little Specific

That's A Little Specific

PotoHawk Report

Pi... 1 year ago

Lol! This one's awesome! U GO girl!

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#5 I've Never Swiped Right This Quickly

I've Never Swiped Right This Quickly

dustofoblivion123 Report

Steve Bowman 1 year ago

That's funny alright.

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#6 I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

MorPie99 Report

Hans 1 year ago

If Tinder was a tool to find drinking buddies, this guy would have tour buses driving to his home right now...

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#7 I Can Already Tell She Has The Best Personality By Her Job Title

I Can Already Tell She Has The Best Personality By Her Job Title

MEMESG0D Report

Devin Elmer 11 months ago

I know you are famous so I will have my people get in touch with your people and maybe arrange dinner with me.; )

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#8 Why You Should Swipe Right

Why You Should Swipe Right

touchofrockin Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

"Owns a heated blanket" I'M IN!!!!

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#9 One Way To Keep Them Away

One Way To Keep Them Away

SigningUpToReddit Report

Steve Bowman 1 year ago

That's great. In Unna, Germany? Wow.

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#10 Self Deprecation On Point

Self Deprecation On Point

zh4000 Report

Steve Bowman 1 year ago

Wow, she's prfect.

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#11 Never Has A Tinder Profile Given Me So Much Joy

Never Has A Tinder Profile Given Me So Much Joy

missrumsoakedkiss Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

He seems to have a great sense of humour :D

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#12 Never Change, Nick

Never Change, Nick

Tsorkin561 Report

Steve Bowman 1 year ago

Roll on, dude.

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#13 Not On My Watch

Not On My Watch

Enrique8123 Report

Steve Bowman 1 year ago

LMAO

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#14 No One Is Safe Since Titanic

No One Is Safe Since Titanic

Verfickte Report

Socially Awkward 1 year ago

NO ONE.

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#15 Dad?

Dad?

stephaniesparkles Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

Who the hell comes up with stuff like that?! Well obviously Mateus does, but...HOW??

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#16 Most Persuasive Bio I've Ever Seen

Most Persuasive Bio I've Ever Seen

Kaffaffa Report

Hans 1 year ago

But why does Andrew also have this guy on the left on his picture?

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#17 How To Get A Super Like In 1 Picture

How To Get A Super Like In 1 Picture

Kage08 Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

Emma's cat touches her boobs and says: "Don't ya fecking dare to swipe right! She's ma bitch!"

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#18 At Least He's Honest?

At Least He's Honest?

jbhdgaming Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

Well, at least he's honest.

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#19 10/10 Would Date Her

10/10 Would Date Her

OhlalaToT Report

John Doe 1 year ago

all i'm thinking atm is what phone is she using!! it's 2x the length of an apple 6

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#20 Thought She Was Kinda Cute At First

Thought She Was Kinda Cute At First

joeloare Report

Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

That escalated quickly!

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#21 The P Is Silent

The P Is Silent

twinglockfortys Report

Hans 1 year ago

You at leats know what you get.

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#22 Found My Quadriplegic Friend On Tinder

Found My Quadriplegic Friend On Tinder

dinydins Report

Friedlander Rosenzweig 1 year ago

Handsome, great smile and a GINGER! ✅, ✅, and ✅‼️

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#23 A Lot Of Girls On Tinder Seem To Talk A Lot About Not Wanting "Beta" Men. Decided To Update My Bio Accordingly To Show That I Am Indeed An Alpha

A Lot Of Girls On Tinder Seem To Talk A Lot About Not Wanting "Beta" Men. Decided To Update My Bio Accordingly To Show That I Am Indeed An Alpha

hhdslater Report

Leni 1 year ago

That escalated quickly X)

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#24 This Emu Dude

This Emu Dude

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Sonja von Faltin 1 year ago

He washes his dishes, thats a total pro.

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#25 Smile Matches The Bio

Smile Matches The Bio

colfitsky Report

Steve Bowman 1 year ago

Adorable! How often do I have to call you?

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#26 The Greatest Picture In The World

The Greatest Picture In The World

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GlassOfWater 1 year ago

My life is now complete.

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#27 Brutality... Krista Wins!!

Brutality... Krista Wins!!

DelfonicSonic Report

Leigh Kelly 1 year ago

LOL.. you tell him

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#28 Witty Profile

Witty Profile

DystryR Report

1 year ago

LoL ;D

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#29 She's A Bit Too Hardcore For Me

She's A Bit Too Hardcore For Me

fitpunk Report

LittleMissAri 1 year ago

" I like it rough" yes I think we can all see and relate to that

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#30 Sex Isn't Guaranteed

Sex Isn't Guaranteed

DownSouthYankee Report

#31 Well Then...

Well Then...

ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun Report

Andrew Cas 1 year ago

That's just sad

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#32 Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury

omgrobertowtf Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

Dickhead. Well deserved.

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#33 Well, That's My Superlike For The Day

Well, That's My Superlike For The Day

RepeatingOutfits Report

Benny Lava 1 year ago

I now want to date her brother and her parents.

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#34 Well That’s One Way To Assert Dominance

Well That’s One Way To Assert Dominance

terribletindertales Report

Marzo Florida 1 year ago

Welp 😂

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#35 Best Tinder Profile Of All Time

Best Tinder Profile Of All Time

Amanda3742 Report

Andrew Cas 1 year ago

Sounds kinda like myself glad I'm not the only one! Hahaha

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#36 Answering Life's Hardest Question

Answering Life's Hardest Question

FSTHalo Report

Scott Gunn 1 year ago

Sounds like someone got laid......

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#37 My Type Of Girl

My Type Of Girl

kush_me_do Report

Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

Woah!

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#38 Deepest Tinder Profile Ever

Deepest Tinder Profile Ever

ZackNormandin Report

CelSlade 1 year ago

My kinda guy! :P

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#39 Niceguy Tinder Doggo

Niceguy Tinder Doggo

formypony Report

Vicki Hardy 1 year ago

Beautiful Shiba

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#40 Reasons

Reasons

tindershwinder Report

earringnut 1 year ago

*christ university*

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#41 Swiped On That Positive Attitude

Swiped On That Positive Attitude

Karma_Kaze Report

Hans 1 year ago

Pet-axolotl sounds like a deal.

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#42 Please Help!

Please Help!

BigWaff Report

Jeeves 1 year ago

BRILLIANT.

#43 I Don't Think Becky Has Grasped Tinder Yet

I Don't Think Becky Has Grasped Tinder Yet

EdLev Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

Oh Becky... So innocent, probably just looking for new friends. Bless her.

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#44 Beth Raises Some Very Solid Points

Beth Raises Some Very Solid Points

connor24_22 Report

Maggie Grover Bacher 1 year ago

if you find out, please share

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#45 Most Iconic Photo Goes To

Most Iconic Photo Goes To

GermanySheppard Report

Vivien Emerald 1 year ago

and her match would say" I'm falling for you..."

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#46 Truly Looking To Match On A Physical Level

Truly Looking To Match On A Physical Level

Grunge_bob Report

Shiva Dheva 1 year ago

Organ smuggler

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#47 Wise Words For Such A Youngling

Wise Words For Such A Youngling

Gumbercules1 Report

BoredBirgit 1 year ago

She's really sweet.

#48 A Girl Named Jeb

A Girl Named Jeb

TheSpot94 Report

#49 Winner

Winner

gogetta86 Report

Andrew Cas 1 year ago

Hello Alison

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#50 One Of My Favourite Profiles So Far

One Of My Favourite Profiles So Far

SHITTING_AT_WORK Report

Steve Bowman 1 year ago

I don't get the text but the pictures are funny.

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#51 A Legend Was Born

A Legend Was Born

helloimzeeshan Report

Jeeves 1 year ago

WHY IS THIS NOT HIGHER UP?!??!!

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#52 You Can't Hoard Puffles In Your Igloo On Tinder

You Can't Hoard Puffles In Your Igloo On Tinder

freezeman1 Report

Jeeves 1 year ago

Awww... :(

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#53 A Refreshing Twist

A Refreshing Twist

anymooseposter Report

Mark Kelly 1 year ago

True

#54 Message The Shit Out Of Me

Message The Shit Out Of Me

spelingerors Report

Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 1 year ago

Word...

#55 Me Irl

Me Irl

BTYM Report

BoredBirgit 1 year ago

Hmmmm...

#56 My Sister Delivered Again

My Sister Delivered Again

Fieldweeble Report

jo_shortland 1 year ago

WOW

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#57 Best Friends Said I Should Make This My Tinder Picture During Our Build, So I Did

Best Friends Said I Should Make This My Tinder Picture During Our Build, So I Did

nickjacksonD Report

Steve Bowman 1 year ago

Let's hope he's not microsoft...

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#58 "Triumphant Cries"

"Triumphant Cries"

chr0me0 Report

Viktor Penc 1 year ago

You know what giving head is, right? Oh. OH!

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#59 He's 6'3" If That Helps

He's 6'3" If That Helps

singlemomaf Report

Chana Conley 1 year ago

I would comment back "What does his inheritance potential look like for future reference if the exchange takes place?"

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#60 I Superliked, Obviously

I Superliked, Obviously

Pickled_Gorilla Report

WhiteFox 1 year ago

so i guess u don't have to worry about a long term commitment then????

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#61 Tinder Post On The Front Page Earlier Inspired Me To Update Mine

Tinder Post On The Front Page Earlier Inspired Me To Update Mine

SometimesIGetEmotionalOverFonts Report

Leigh Kelly 1 year ago

The floor is lava

#62 Was Just Browsing Tinder And Came Across This Hottie

Was Just Browsing Tinder And Came Across This Hottie

floopsoupn Report

Tennyson Keller 1 year ago

Honestly that's a pretty nice brick

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#63 Well This Is Just Cheating

Well This Is Just Cheating

rhinochoreographer Report

BoredBirgit 1 year ago

Both handsome

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#64 This Is How Every Group Photo Should Be Handled On Tinder

This Is How Every Group Photo Should Be Handled On Tinder

crc2883 Report

Socially Awkward 1 year ago

Ha ha, love it!

#65 Radiator

Radiator

Joeto80 Report

M O'Connell 1 year ago

I'm actually surprised to see electronic controls! Usually it's just a bi-metal tab! It might be that your capacitors have dried up a bit. I'll see if I can get them nice and juicy for you...

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#66 Dudes Can Do Tinder Too

Dudes Can Do Tinder Too

YouKnowMos Report

Yeseul 1 year ago

the t-shirt tan is awesome :D

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#67 This Was Her First Picture. First Time I've Ever Actually Laughed Out Loud From Tinder

This Was Her First Picture. First Time I've Ever Actually Laughed Out Loud From Tinder

throwawaycanadian Report

Helen Burgess 1 year ago

*must <3 cocaine

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#68 Becky With The Good Balls

Becky With The Good Balls

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CATastrophic 1 year ago

Bazinga!

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#69 Majestic Glen

Majestic Glen

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BoredBirgit 1 year ago

Cutie

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#70 She Knows How To Play The Tinder-In-China Market

She Knows How To Play The Tinder-In-China Market

ajo822 Report

Mark Han 1 year ago

Chineses do know how to spell, come on, we're Asians.

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#71 Mexican Girl

Mexican Girl

tindershwinder Report

Steve Bowman 1 year ago

Don't worry, guys. It says dog lover...

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#72 Free Chipotle

Free Chipotle

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#73 A Cheery Tinder Profile

A Cheery Tinder Profile

DIA13OLICAL Report

#74 She Isn't F*****g Around

She Isn't F*****g Around

GallowBoob Report

Ben Smith 1 year ago

Funny...but kinda sick

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#75 First Day On Tinder And This Is What I See After 5 Minutes

First Day On Tinder And This Is What I See After 5 Minutes

idkzhao Report

Steve Bowman 1 year ago

I'd rather go and have a puke, thank you.

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#76 This Girl Has Tinder On Lockdown

This Girl Has Tinder On Lockdown

JJLordy Report

WhiteFox 1 year ago

OMG I WANT THOSE BABY CHICKENS

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#77 Couldn't Swipe Right Fast Enough

Couldn't Swipe Right Fast Enough

midjuneau Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

My OCD is killing me looking at that profile.

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#78 He's Good At What He Does

He's Good At What He Does

matcroberts Report

Sardonic Scribe 1 year ago

Somehow I'm sensing calling potential dates "heifers" isn't going to play out in his favour.

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#79 My Tinder Profile

My Tinder Profile

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#80 Bubba Didn't Die For This

Bubba Didn't Die For This

AntiCamper Report

nightcore.nerd 1 year ago

JENNAY!!!

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#81 Leave Your Panties At The Door

Leave Your Panties At The Door

iNeuron Report

Miklós Nagy 1 year ago

He set an animal shelter to fire just to steal two dogs!

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#82 Sadly She's In The Minority In The South

Sadly She's In The Minority In The South

FRIESAH Report

Kurtz Frausun 1 year ago

That honesty is beautiful and refreshing.

#83 After United, I Figured It Was Now Time To Jump On The Pepsi Bandwagon

After United, I Figured It Was Now Time To Jump On The Pepsi Bandwagon

jearredo Report

WhiteFox 1 year ago

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