158 Funny Tinder Profiles That Will Make You Look Twice

Do you know what word causes the most annoyance when you're busy with life and still single? Da-ting. The many lousy dates, stupid conversations, unmemorably spent time, and an occasional sociopath absolutely ruins the joy of meeting someone new. Because of this displeasure in seeking for your pair, some smart people have invented online dating, Tinder being the beacon of it all. Consequently, there are many pages full of online dating tips, for those who have a hard time grasping this activity. But with tips and all, not everybody manages to present their Tinder profiles in a 'normal' and alluring manner.

Though online dating eliminates the factor of going to a rendezvous with someone who's doubtlessly not your type, there's still a chance to encounter a total weirdo. As you can see from this list of funny Tinder profiles compiled by Bored Panda, there's certainly no shortage of "interesting" people looking for love on the popular dating app. Do you like your men to place their underpants on the table as a sign that they want to engage in passionate consummation? Then you've hit the Tinder dating jackpot. Are you looking for a Mexican woman who will steal your job and then rape you? Or perhaps you'd prefer a fragile old lady trapped in the body of a tall young man? Whatever you're into, no matter how strange, you're sure to find a keeper in the quirky collection of best Tinder profiles below.

#1 Jesus On Tinder

HnapchatSacker
Final score:
313
Lazy L 4 years ago

I can't believe how creative some people are with their tinder profile :D

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#2 Which One Do I Choose?

SeanOfThaDead
Final score:
294
Lazy L 4 years ago

Pahahahaha :D

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#3 First Date Inspiration

gremlinsinspace
Final score:
294
Bored-Panda4Communism 4 years ago

That's mclovin!

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#4 That's A Specific Dating Need

PotoHawk
Final score:
287
Pi... 4 years ago

Lol! This one's awesome! U GO girl!

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#5 I've Never Swiped A Profile Right This Quickly

dustofoblivion123
Final score:
278
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

That's funny alright.

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#6 I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

MorPie99
Final score:
273
Hans 4 years ago

If Tinder was a tool to find drinking buddies, this guy would have tour buses driving to his home right now...

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#7 I Can Already Tell She Has The Best Personality By Her Dating Profile

MEMESG0D
Final score:
262
Devin Elmer 4 years ago

I know you are famous so I will have my people get in touch with your people and maybe arrange dinner with me.; )

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#8 No Need For Dating Tips

touchofrockin
Final score:
261
Lazy L 4 years ago

"Owns a heated blanket" I'M IN!!!!

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#9 Tinder Profiles Comes In Many Shapes And Forms

SigningUpToReddit
Final score:
239
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

That's great. In Unna, Germany? Wow.

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#10 Self Deprecation Dating Profile

zh4000
Final score:
233
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

Wow, she's prfect.

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#11 Never Has A Tinder Profile Given Me So Much Joy

missrumsoakedkiss
Final score:
229
Lazy L 4 years ago

He seems to have a great sense of humour :D

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#12 Never Change, Nick

Tsorkin561
Final score:
204
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

Roll on, dude.

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#13 Tinder Pun-File

Enrique8123
Final score:
184
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

LMAO

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#14 No Nudes Profile

Verfickte
Final score:
178
Socially Awkward 4 years ago

NO ONE.

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#15 Weird Side Of Tinder

stephaniesparkles
Final score:
167
Lazy L 4 years ago

Who the hell comes up with stuff like that?! Well obviously Mateus does, but...HOW??

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#16 Most Persuasive Tinder Bio I've Ever Seen

Kaffaffa
Final score:
166
Hans 4 years ago

But why does Andrew also have this guy on the left on his picture?

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#17 How To Get A Tinder Super Like In 1 Picture

Kage08
Final score:
165
Lazy L 4 years ago

Emma's cat touches her boobs and says: "Don't ya fecking dare to swipe right! She's ma bitch!"

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#18 A Star Of Tinder Dating

jbhdgaming
Final score:
156
Lazy L 4 years ago

Well, at least he's honest.

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#19 10/10 Would Date Her

OhlalaToT
Final score:
150
John Doe 4 years ago

all i'm thinking atm is what phone is she using!! it's 2x the length of an apple 6

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#20 Online Dating Horrors

joeloare
Final score:
144
Neeraj Jha 4 years ago

That escalated quickly!

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#21 Punny Tinder Profile

twinglockfortys
Final score:
140
Hans 4 years ago

You at leats know what you get.

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#22 Found My Quadriplegic Friend On Tinder

dinydins
Final score:
133
Friedlander Rosenzweig 4 years ago

Handsome, great smile and a GINGER! ✅, ✅, and ✅‼️

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#23 A Lot Of Girls On Tinder Seem To Talk A Lot About Not Wanting "Beta" Men. Decided To Update My Bio Accordingly To Show That I Am Indeed An Alpha

hhdslater
Final score:
116
Leni 4 years ago

That escalated quickly X)

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#24 This Emu Dude

Final score:
113
Sonja von Faltin 4 years ago

He washes his dishes, thats a total pro.

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#25 Smile Matches The Bio

colfitsky
Final score:
112
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

Adorable! How often do I have to call you?

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#26 The Greatest Picture In The World

Final score:
112
GlassOfWater 4 years ago

My life is now complete.

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#27 Brutality... Krista Wins!!

DelfonicSonic
Final score:
111
Jay Cole 4 years ago

The top toolbar is making me very uncomfortable :|

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#28 Witty Profile

DystryR
Final score:
107
Jasmine Chen :D 4 years ago

LoL ;D

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#29 She's A Bit Too Hardcore For Me

fitpunk
Final score:
104
LittleMissAri 4 years ago

" I like it rough" yes I think we can all see and relate to that

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#30 Sex Isn't Guaranteed

DownSouthYankee
Final score:
102
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

Hilarious!

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#31 Well Then...

ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
Final score:
101
Bored-Panda4Communism 4 years ago

That's just sad

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#32 Hell Hath No Fury

omgrobertowtf
Final score:
93
Lazy L 4 years ago

Dickhead. Well deserved.

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#33 Well, That's My Superlike For The Day

RepeatingOutfits
Final score:
84
Gata Nick 4 years ago

I now want to date her brother and her parents.

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#34 Well That’s One Way To Assert Dominance

terribletindertales
Final score:
84
Marzo Florida 4 years ago

Welp ?

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#35 Best Tinder Profile Of All Time

Amanda3742
Final score:
83
Bored-Panda4Communism 4 years ago

Sounds kinda like myself glad I'm not the only one! Hahaha

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#36 Answering Life's Hardest Question

FSTHalo
Final score:
82
Scott Gunn 4 years ago

Sounds like someone got laid......

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#37 My Type Of Girl

kush_me_do
Final score:
79
Neeraj Jha 4 years ago

Woah!

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#38 Deepest Tinder Profile Ever

ZackNormandin
Final score:
79
CelSlade 4 years ago

My kinda guy! :P

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#39 Niceguy Tinder Doggo

formypony
Final score:
77
Vicki Hardy 4 years ago

Beautiful Shiba

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#40 Reasons

tindershwinder
Final score:
71
earringnut 4 years ago

*christ university*

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#41 Swiped On That Positive Attitude

Karma_Kaze
Final score:
65
Hans 4 years ago

Pet-axolotl sounds like a deal.

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#42 Please Help!

BigWaff
Final score:
63
DEAD ACC 4 years ago

BRILLIANT.

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#43 I Don't Think Becky Has Grasped Tinder Yet

EdLev
Final score:
61
Lazy L 4 years ago

Oh Becky... So innocent, probably just looking for new friends. Bless her.

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#44 Beth Raises Some Very Solid Points

connor24_22
Final score:
60
Maggie Grover Bacher 4 years ago

if you find out, please share

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#45 Most Iconic Photo Goes To

GermanySheppard
Final score:
59
Vivien Emerald 4 years ago

and her match would say" I'm falling for you..."

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#46 Truly Looking To Match On A Physical Level

Grunge_bob
Final score:
58
Shiva Dheva 4 years ago

Organ smuggler

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#47 Wise Words For Such A Youngling

Gumbercules1
Final score:
57
Bored Birgit 4 years ago

She's really sweet.

#48 A Girl Named Jeb

TheSpot94
Final score:
55
S. 3 years ago

Mood.

#49 Winner Of Tinder Profiles

gogetta86
Final score:
53
Bored-Panda4Communism 4 years ago

Hello Alison

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#50 One Of My Favourite Profiles So Far

SHITTING_AT_WORK
Final score:
52
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

I don't get the text but the pictures are funny.

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#51 A Legend Was Born

helloimzeeshan
Final score:
48
DEAD ACC 4 years ago

WHY IS THIS NOT HIGHER UP?!??!!

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#52 You Can't Hoard Puffles In Your Igloo On Tinder Profile

freezeman1
Final score:
47
DEAD ACC 4 years ago

Awww... :(

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#53 A Refreshing Twist

anymooseposter
Final score:
46
Mark Kelly 4 years ago

True

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#54 Message The Shit Out Of Me

spelingerors
Final score:
46
Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 4 years ago

Word...

#55 Me Irl

BTYM
Final score:
46
Bored Birgit 4 years ago

Hmmmm...

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#56 My Sister Delivered Again

Fieldweeble
Final score:
41
jo_shortland 4 years ago

WOW

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#57 Best Friends Said I Should Make This My Tinder Picture During Our Build, So I Did

nickjacksonD
Final score:
41
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

Let's hope he's not microsoft...

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#58 "Triumphant Cries"

chr0me0
Final score:
41
Viktor Penc 4 years ago

You know what giving head is, right? Oh. OH!

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#59 He's 6'3" If That Helps

singlemomaf
Final score:
41
Chana Conley 4 years ago

I would comment back "What does his inheritance potential look like for future reference if the exchange takes place?"

#60 I Superliked, Obviously

Pickled_Gorilla
Final score:
40
Red 4 years ago

so i guess u don't have to worry about a long term commitment then????

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#61 Tinder Post On The Front Page Earlier Inspired Me To Update Mine

SometimesIGetEmotionalOverFonts
Final score:
39
Josh Stevenson 3 weeks ago

Legend? No, wait, the other word...

#62 Was Just Browsing Tinder And Came Across This Hottie

floopsoupn
Final score:
38
Tennyson Keller 4 years ago

Honestly that's a pretty nice brick

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#63 Well This Is Just Cheating

rhinochoreographer
Final score:
37
Bored Birgit 4 years ago

Both handsome

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#64 This Is How Every Group Photo Should Be Handled On Tinder

crc2883
Final score:
36
Socially Awkward 4 years ago

Ha ha, love it!

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#65 Radiator

Joeto80
Final score:
36
M O'Connell 4 years ago

I'm actually surprised to see electronic controls! Usually it's just a bi-metal tab! It might be that your capacitors have dried up a bit. I'll see if I can get them nice and juicy for you...

#66 Dudes Can Do Tinder Too

YouKnowMos
Final score:
35
xvslnx 4 years ago

the t-shirt tan is awesome :D

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#67 This Was Her First Picture. First Time I've Ever Actually Laughed Out Loud From Tinder

throwawaycanadian
Final score:
34
Helen Burgess 4 years ago

*must <3 cocaine

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#68 Becky With The Good Balls

Final score:
34
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

Becky, you're my kind of girl.

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#69 Majestic Glen

Final score:
33
Bored Birgit 4 years ago

Cutie

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#70 She Knows How To Play The Tinder-In-China Market

ajo822
Final score:
31
Mark Han 4 years ago

Chineses do know how to spell, come on, we're Asians.

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#71 Mexican Girl

tindershwinder
Final score:
31
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

Don't worry, guys. It says dog lover...

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#72 Free Chipotle

Final score:
28
Melissa Mckenzie 2 months ago

Well then your face should show that more. Right now it looks like you're having a hard time taking a bite out of it ?

#73 A Cheery Tinder Profile

DIA13OLICAL
Final score:
27
Sweetie Cake️‍ 1 week ago

uhmmm welll

#74 She Isn't F*****g Around

GallowBoob
Final score:
26
Ben Smith 4 years ago

Funny...but kinda sick

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#75 First Day On Tinder And This Is What I See After 5 Minutes

idkzhao
Final score:
26
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

I'd rather go and have a puke, thank you.

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#76 This Girl Has Tinder On Lockdown

JJLordy
Final score:
26
Red 4 years ago

OMG I WANT THOSE BABY CHICKENS

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#77 Couldn't Swipe Right Fast Enough

midjuneau
Final score:
25
Lazy L 4 years ago

My OCD is killing me looking at that profile.

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#78 He's Good At What He Does

matcroberts
Final score:
25
Sardonic Scribe 4 years ago

Somehow I'm sensing calling potential dates "heifers" isn't going to play out in his favour.

#79 My Tinder Profile

vrpowell2000
Final score:
25
lydiasaur 2 months ago

.......i have no words

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#80 Bubba Didn't Die For This

AntiCamper
Final score:
25
Blu_Jays 4 years ago

JENNAY!!!

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#81 Leave Your Panties At The Door

iNeuron
Final score:
25
Miklós Nagy 4 years ago

He set an animal shelter to fire just to steal two dogs!

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#82 Sadly She's In The Minority In The South

FRIESAH
Final score:
24
Kurtz Frausun 4 years ago

That honesty is beautiful and refreshing.

#83 After United, I Figured It Was Now Time To Jump On The Pepsi Bandwagon

jearredo
Final score:
23
Red 4 years ago

?

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#84 I Don't Think I'm Ready

jaydub_
Final score:
23
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

That's the toast serious girl here.

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#85 Ummm

Hijkr
Final score:
23
Merve YILMAZ 4 years ago

nicholas cage :O

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#86 2+2=Potato

Markual
Final score:
21

#87 Such An Eloquent, Accurate Euphemism

NotATalkingCat
Final score:
21
Tillie Martinussen 4 years ago

This is vastly underrated. ??

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#88 Nicole Her Dog Tattoos

tindershwinder
Final score:
21
A_Literal_Lesbian 4 years ago

This is AMAZING

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#89 Best Tinder Profile I've Seen Yet

squattypotty
Final score:
21
Hans 4 years ago

Don't want to be picky, but Sauron wasn't a smith. Celebrimbor forged the one.

#90 Figured I Would Jump On The United Airlines Hype Train

jearredo
Final score:
20
Red 4 years ago

thats sweet af

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#91 Meet Mike

Muffinlicious
Final score:
20
Alyssa Kibler 4 years ago

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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#92 Golden Tinder Girl

CornwoodsFanciest
Final score:
18

#93 Laura Knows Her Limitations

Jux_
Final score:
18
A_Literal_Lesbian 4 years ago

? I'm dying

#94 Help

Final score:
18
Dana Mora 4 years ago

:D

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#95 Falling In Love With Every Picture

keenynman343
Final score:
18
Big John 4 years ago

Which one is Chloe?

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#96 Best Tinder Profile I've Seen

captainkieffer
Final score:
18
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

Yes, please. Right after the pizza.

#97 He Better Deliver The Goods

fa1th13ss
Final score:
17
Amanda 4 years ago

#69 He better deliver the goods This was intentional wasn't it? ???

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#98 More Splendor On Tinder

ChitownBulls
Final score:
16
Olli Glx 4 years ago

So glad I'm happily married!

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#99 God Damnit Why

GoeslikeSchneII
Final score:
16
Sandra Simpson 2 years ago

lol

#100 You're Too Generous

MrBrownBubbles
Final score:
16
dillon mckenna 2 years ago

girl attack

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#101 Ummm, Welcome Back Ja Rule?

bananamanger
Final score:
16

#102 She Wants To Get Boned

AstralTrinity
Final score:
16
Ellis 4 years ago

Why do people do this to themselves?

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#103 I Think I Finally Developed A Solid Bio

tilunaxo
Final score:
15
Shauday Smith 4 years ago

every basic girl's tinder descriptions in one place. Scott has seen the pattern

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#104 Because We All Know Changing Yourself For Someone Is The Key To Relationships Right

terribletindertales
Final score:
15
Dana Mora 4 years ago

As a poem it is beautiful

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#105 Sugar dAddy

tindershwinder
Final score:
15
David Vavilovas 4 years ago

Sounds like a very interesting lady

#106 She Flosses

Dahweh
Final score:
13

#107 'Stingray'

margarita-pizza
Final score:
13
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

Is that irony or sarcasm?

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#108 Apparently I Can Be Any Gender I Want On Tinder Now

Matteocray
Final score:
13
rachel smith 4 years ago

My gender identity is moon truther

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#109 I Found The Man Himself On Tinder Today

catnation
Final score:
12
Gata Nick 4 years ago

Which guy is the account owner? The one with the butt seems nice.

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#110 I Don't Want To Be Misleading

zombiechris
Final score:
12
Sandra Simpson 2 years ago

I mean, at leat he's honest. ??

#111 This Guy Knows

TJBaldy
Final score:
10
Steve Bowman 4 years ago

He's quite a catch then. Minigolf!

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#112 Dad, Quick Question

zxckblxck
Final score:
10
dillon mckenna 2 years ago

lol

#113 And We Have A Winner

Final score:
10
dillon mckenna 2 years ago

gothcha

#114 Original Bio That I Can Stand By

darknessdivine
Final score:
9
Neeraj Jha 4 years ago

More power to you, girl... #TeamPizza

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#115 I Hope You See This, Jeanne's Boyfriend

Porco-
Final score:
9
Sweetie Cake️‍ 1 week ago

Welll-

#116 Sorry Fellas

_SWANS_CAN_BE_GAY_
Final score:
9
dillon mckenna 2 years ago

notice the people in the corner the kissing chick is that sydney

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#117 Just Don't Show Him Your Bad Choices

terribletindertale
Final score:
9

#118 Alright Then

Eveley
Final score:
8
Sandra Simpson 2 years ago

I get it. Lol

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#119 When I Saw Those "Give Me $5" Profiles, I Got The Idea For The Greatest Response

Negrodamu55
Final score:
7
Tiz_me_Tammy84 4 years ago

Hahaha. My kindred spirit. :)

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#120 Look At This Photograph

TweakRP
Final score:
7
Socially Awkward 4 years ago

I'll do it for the fries

#121 May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor

AZPelicanFly
Final score:
7
Red 4 years ago

why hunger games

#122 Don't You Miss College?

FrankAtlantis
Final score:
7
dillon mckenna 2 years ago

yes plz

#123 Best I've Seen Yet

NersonMandera
Final score:
6
Bored-Panda4Communism 4 years ago

Wtf does it say!

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#124 Trying A New Approach

killercollins
Final score:
6

#125 Tinder

Dogs1314
Final score:
6
David Vavilovas 4 years ago

Well, despite the obvious sexual allure going on, she has a cute face

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#126 Babysitter Wanted