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Do you know what words cause the most annoyance when you’re busy with life and still single? Online dating! The many lousy dates in modern days, repetitive conversations, and an occasional sociopath ruin the joy of meeting someone new. Because of this displeasure in seeking your pair, some smart people have invented hilarious quotes and bios to put on their odd Tinder profiles as one of the top dating apps.

Putting yourself out there needs some encouragement, and we hope that our list with the funniest Tinder profiles will make you login and start swiping. Whatever you’re into, you will find a keeper in the quirky collection of the creative Tinder profiles below.

#1

Jesus On Tinder

Tinder profile of a Jesus-looking guy pouring wine

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe how creative some people are with their tinder profile :D

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How to Create the Ideal Tinder Profile 

According to Pew Research, 30% of U.S. adults have used a dating site. A majority expresses positive experiences. However, what happens once you’re logged in? The most important challenge of being on Tinder is fighting with the short attention span on the platform. Millions of boys and girls are seeking their other half, so you have to make your potential match stop. Your profile picture and Tinder bio will grab their attention. So, follow these 10 tips to maximize your matching rate. 

1. Be Confident: Showcase the awesome you. Authenticity is a magnetic trait.

2. Craft a Catchy Bio: Keep it short, witty, and intriguing—spark curiosity.

3. Don’t “Hey” matches: The first texts show more of you than you actually think.

4. Show Your Sense of Humor: Create a hilarious Tinder profile if possible. 

5. Highlight Passions: Share your interests as a funny way to start a conversation.

6. Quality Over Quantity: Choose a few great photos over many cliches.

7: Create a vibe: Strangers should feel your energy through your photos and bio. 

8. Show, Don’t Just Tell: Instead of stating qualities, tell them with funny stories.

9. Mystery Matters: Leave a bit to the imagination; don't spill all the details.

10: Optimize Settings: Adjust your settings to find matches with similar interests.

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What Pictures Work Best on Tinder?

Whether we like it or not, appearance is the X factor in getting more matches. Hence, you should put the best pictures that show you and your intentions on Tinder. According to the latest Women’s Health Magazine publication, experts state 5 important aspects to consider when defining the best Tinder pictures for your account.

1. No blurry shots or group pictures. Show yourself, not what’s around you.

2. Add photos that show your character if you’re looking for a long-term relationship.

3. Your pictures should tell a story about your interests, like books, hiking, etc.

4. Ditch group photos and clichéd selfies. Focus on personality-driven photos.

5. Keep a positive vibe in your photos by avoiding anything offensive or alienating. 

Now, let’s continue with the rest of 158 funny dating profile examples with the funniest Tinder bios. Maybe you'll also get inspired to add any of these funny dating profile quotes for your account. 

#4

That's A Specific Dating Need

Tinder profile of a red hair woman with heart shaped necklaces

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#5

I've Never Swiped A Profile Right This Quickly

Tinder profile of a woman wearing grey dress

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#6

I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

Tinder profile of a man dressed as a Viking next to a horse

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Tinder was a tool to find drinking buddies, this guy would have tour buses driving to his home right now...

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#7

I Can Already Tell She Has The Best Personality By Her Dating Profile

Tinder profile of a woman wearing pink dress

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Devin Elmer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know you are famous so I will have my people get in touch with your people and maybe arrange dinner with me.; )

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#9

Tinder Profiles Comes In Many Shapes And Forms

Tinder profile of a girl with pierced nose

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#11

Never Has A Tinder Profile Given Me So Much Joy

Tinder profile of a Kermit the frog driving and a man next to him

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#15

Weird Side Of Tinder

Tinder profile of a man with cropped photo

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who the hell comes up with stuff like that?! Well obviously Mateus does, but...HOW??

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#16

Most Persuasive Tinder Bio I've Ever Seen

Tinder profile of a man posing with cows

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But why does Andrew also have this guy on the left on his picture?

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#17

How To Get A Tinder Super Like In 1 Picture

Tinder profile of a woman holding a cat, they both wearing sweathers

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Emma's cat touches her boobs and says: "Don't ya fecking dare to swipe right! She's ma b***h!"

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#19

10/10 Would Date Her

Tinder profile of a woman with a moustache

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John Doe
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all i'm thinking atm is what phone is she using!! it's 2x the length of an apple 6

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#21

Punny Tinder Profile

Tinder profile of a woman crossing the road

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#22

Found My Quadriplegic Friend On Tinder

Tinder profile of a man in a wheelchair

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#23

A Lot Of Girls On Tinder Seem To Talk A Lot About Not Wanting "Beta" Men. Decided To Update My Bio Accordingly To Show That I Am Indeed An Alpha

Tinder profile of a guy playing the drums

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#27

Brutality... Krista Wins!!

Tinder profile of a woman sitting on the chair

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#29

She's A Bit Too Hardcore For Me

Tinder profile of an injured woman in the hospital

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#33

Well, That's My Superlike For The Day

Tinder profile of a person in the net next to a Christmas tree

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#35

Best Tinder Profile Of All Time

Tinder profile of a woman wearing a makeup

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#36

Answering Life's Hardest Question

Tinder profile of a woman smoking

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#41

Swiped On That Positive Attitude

Tinder profile of a woman on a wheelpchair

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#43

I Don't Think Becky Has Grasped Tinder Yet

Tinder profile of a married couple

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh Becky... So innocent, probably just looking for new friends. Bless her.

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#45

Most Iconic Photo Goes To

Tinder profile of a woman falling during the run

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#46

Truly Looking To Match On A Physical Level

Tinder profile of a girl holding a beer with croped face

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#47

Wise Words For Such A Youngling

Tinder profile of a woman playing the guitar

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#50

One Of My Favourite Profiles So Far

Tinder profile of women reading children's book

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#52

You Can't Hoard Puffles In Your Igloo On Tinder Profile

Tinder profile of a woman wearing striped shirt

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#57

Best Friends Said I Should Make This My Tinder Picture During Our Build, So I Did

Tinder profile of a man fixing a computer

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#59

He's 6'3" If That Helps

Tinder profile of a fisher investment

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Chana Conley
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would comment back "What does his inheritance potential look like for future reference if the exchange takes place?"

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#60

I Superliked, Obviously

Tinder profile of a girl with peanut allergy

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WhiteFox
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so i guess u don't have to worry about a long term commitment then????

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#61

Tinder Post On The Front Page Earlier Inspired Me To Update Mine

Tinder profile of a man playing floor is lava

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#62

Was Just Browsing Tinder And Came Across This Hottie

Tinder profile of a red brick

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#64

This Is How Every Group Photo Should Be Handled On Tinder

Tinder profile of a girls with sloths face photoshopped to their face

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#65

Radiator

Tinder profile with a thermostat image

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M O'Connell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm actually surprised to see electronic controls! Usually it's just a bi-metal tab! It might be that your capacitors have dried up a bit. I'll see if I can get them nice and juicy for you...

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#66

Dudes Can Do Tinder Too

Tinder profile with a man washing in the waterfall

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#67

This Was Her First Picture. First Time I've Ever Actually Laughed Out Loud From Tinder

Tinder profile of a man skiing

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#68

Becky With The Good Balls

Tinder profile of a woman in a ball pool

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#70

She Knows How To Play The Tinder-In-China Market

Tinder profile of a woman climbing

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#72

Free Chipotle

Tinder profile of girl eating a burrito

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Melissa Mckenzie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well then your face should show that more. Right now it looks like you're having a hard time taking a bite out of it 😂

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#75

First Day On Tinder And This Is What I See After 5 Minutes

Tinder profile of a girl with photoshopped watermelon to her face

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#76

This Girl Has Tinder On Lockdown

Tinder profile with a girl and the chicks

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#77

Couldn't Swipe Right Fast Enough

Tinder profile of a woman and photoshopped people

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#78

He's Good At What He Does

Tinder profile of a man with cows

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Sardonic Scribe
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow I'm sensing calling potential dates "heifers" isn't going to play out in his favour.

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#81

Leave Your Panties At The Door

Tinder profile of a man carrying photoshopped dogs

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#82

Sadly She's In The Minority In The South

Tinder profile of a woman drinking wine on a motorcycle

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#83

After United, I Figured It Was Now Time To Jump On The Pepsi Bandwagon

Tinder profile with a man photoshopped to a commercial with Kendall Jenner

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#84

I Don't Think I'm Ready

Tinder profile of a woman in the bread bath

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#87

Such An Eloquent, Accurate Euphemism

Tinder profile of a woman smiling

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#89

Best Tinder Profile I've Seen Yet

Tinder profile with a picture of Sauron

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