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50 Hilarious And Awkward Tinder Chats Shared Online
Full disclosure, dear Pandas: some of us may not have ever tried online dating and might keep getting ‘swipe left’ and ‘swipe right’ confused whenever someone’s talking about it. But as we understand it, Tinder is some kind of fancy wood-finding service (you’d better believe that this pun is intended) on those fancy futuristic devices people call ‘smartphones.’
You meet someone you like, you drink some coffee, and then you get married, right? Correct us if we’re wrong, but that’s exactly what’s happened to a lot of our friends! One thing’s for sure, though—dating is tough, especially when you have to learn about your potential soulmate through a magical digital mirror that only shows you their good sides.
However, there are some hilarious and entertainingly awkward (and sometimes even downright creepy) moments to be had while chatting on Tinder, that’s for sure. Check out our collection of best Tinder conversation starters and funny things to say on Tinder, upvote the ones you enjoyed the most, and share an interesting online dating story in the comments.
Are you in the mood for some more digital romance? Funny Tinder conversation starters? Or perhaps you’re looking for other funny things to say on Tinder? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Instead of the traditional flower bouquet and a box of chocolates, have yourself some hilarious Tinder puns!
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#1
My Greatest Magic Trick Revealed
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#2
I Wonder How Fast She Will Unmatch
#3
I've Peaked. I Can't Top This
#4
I'm Doing This
#5
What Are The Chances?
#6
This Couldn't Have Gone Any Better Than It Did
#8
I'm Probably Gonna Get Unmatched
#9
Her Friend Was Right
#10
Ladies And Gentleman. We’re In
#12
My Tinder Is A Joke Account Where I Tell People Train Facts And Answer Questions About Trains. I Research Railway History
#13
Damn
#14
I Made A Tinder Funny, How'd I Do?
#15
Looking Through My Phone And Found This Gem Of A Tinder Conversation
#17
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
#18
I Think I Found The One
#19
Crocs Are Finally Good For Something
#20
I Can't Take Compliments
#21
An Eye For An Eye, I Guess
#22
Am I Doing This Right?
#23
How Did You Know I Was A Painter?
#24
Matched With The First Boy I Ever Kissed, I Wasn’t Sure If He Would Remember
#25
Swing And A Miss
#26
Well I Got A Response
#27
Gotta Admit I Felt Pretty Creative For That One
Bobert Robertson 5 years ago
Dang. Clever. Reminds me of the girl named "Le-a" and her mom was getting all peeved off in the news because teachers could never pronounce it saying Leah, Le-uh, Lee, but the mom was quoted saying "how can't they read her name? It's Ledasha. That dash don't be silent!"
#28
The Beard Stays, But You Can Leave
#29
Simon Says
#30
Tinder Delivers
#31
I Think I’m Getting The Hand Of This Now
#32
The Pick Up Line With A 99% Success Rate
#33
Honesty Is The Best Policy
#34
Definition Of Perfection? I Think Yes
#35
Psychic Powers
Bobert Robertson 5 years ago (edited)
Family last names befuddle me. Sure the Bakers were likely bakers, Carpenters were, well Carpenters. Smiths, obvious. But what about Mr. Dickenson? That's a family I wouldn't want to grow up in.
#37
Thankful
#38
That's What They Mean, Right?
#39
Perks Of Being My School’s Mascot
#41
Love Finding Girls That Share The Same Hobbies
#42
Hello, You're Not Tall
Ryan Deschanel 5 years ago
You can figuratively s**t on men because of their height, but not on women because of their weight.
#43
He Didn’t Even Get My Joke
#45
That’s A Big L My Friend
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
Ever considered who programmed autocorrupt? A lonely sun-deprived and eventually incel programmer...
#46
I’m Impressed How Quickly I Came Up With This Response
Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
I had to Google what a 'me anie' was. I didn't realise it's just 'meanie' :D
#47
I'm Proud Of You
#48
Was Swiping At The Dispensary When I Looked Up And Saw The Girl I Was About To Swipe On
Bobert Robertson 5 years ago
He's dressed like he just skydived into the dispensary. Skydove? Skydived. Just did some skydiving and ended up there.
#49
She Just Killed Me
#50
Not A Meteorologist
#51
Humble Brag
#52
Her Bio Said That She Loves Debating
#53
Who Doesn't Like A Good Opener?
#54
Hiking
RandomBeing 5 years ago
See if I got a tinder I would actually be telling the truth. I FRIGGIN LOVE HIKING.
#55
Was Immediately Unmatched. I Am Proud Of My Joke Though
#56
Poor Marissa. Never Underestimate Deceptively Emotional Sonnets
#58
Really Love Crabs, Man
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
Ah, someone else who lies awake wondering about the mystery of carcinization... https://xkcd.com/2314/
#59
Jailbait
#61
Works 60% Of The Time, Every Time
#63
Sliiiiiide To The Left
#64
We're Kate And Nate And We Think We're Pretty Great
#66
Her Profile Said She Wouldn't Date Anyone Who Would Split The Bill
Ryan Deschanel 5 years ago
I think there is a word for people who date when they are given money...
#67
We Were Talking About Avatar The Last Airbender
#69
I Hate These Apps
#70
Please Don’t Start Your Conversations Like This
#73
This Did Not Steer The Conversation In The Right Direction
#74
I Woke Up And Chose Violence
Ciara Stone 5 years ago
Italy would lose their s**t, falling into a civil war over the last bit of ingredients to make it
#75
I Was Proud Of This One
#76
It Said In Her Bio That She Was A Sales Rep
#77
So Does This Mean I Pass?
#78
Leo Season Is Cancelled
#79
She Didn't Respond
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
Or as Paul McCartney said, "I'm the eggman! I'm the walrus! Coo-coo ke-choo!!" but that doesn't help much either.
#80
Recently Got Back Into Tinder. She Unmatched Me
Chewie Baron 5 years ago
I remember years ago when I was at school, we had a joke that went: what did you do last night? I babysat. It's cruel to sit on babies. I know,, so I stood on them.
#81
Surprisingly, I’m Still Single
#83
I'm Up There With Zac Efron
#86
I Know What I Want
Sleazy Weaver 5 years ago
Harry Potter is alright but I really don't understand the massive hype. Why not watch something you're both interested in?
#87
“Honesty Is The Best Policy” They Said
#89
It's Fun To Stay At The
#91
Pokemon Facts
#92
Wait What
#99
She Asked "What's Your Zodiac Sign" In Her Bio
#101
I Think Someone Really Hot Swiped Right
#102
I Should Be Out Of The Hospital By The End Of The Week
#103
Death And Taxes, Amirite?
#107
I’m A Man Of Many Qualities
#109
Swear I Didn’t Plan To Be This Smooth When I Woke Up This Morning
#110
That Was Quick
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Nela Rothenbach 5 years ago
I recently tried tinder. Matched with a nice and funny guy, had the funniest conversations for over a week. When we met it was like meeting my cousin or something. So disappointing 🙈
Nela Rothenbach 5 years ago
I recently tried tinder. Matched with a nice and funny guy, had the funniest conversations for over a week. When we met it was like meeting my cousin or something. So disappointing 🙈
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