Wading into the deep and dark waters of Tinder takes courage and strength, but if you can survive the treacherous journey into the kingdom of 'matches,' a treasure trove of the most brilliant pun pick up lines known to humankind awaits you there.

If you have any experience at all with the massively popular hookup - er, dating app known as Tinder, you know that in most cases it's the place where humor and basically any semblance of personality comes to die. Tinder pick up lines are known to be notoriously bland and are usually just abbreviated phrases. When the rare and precious moment comes along that someone delivers the best puns ever that are smoother than a Pina Colada, it's definitely worth celebrating. The rest of the time... Well, let's just say that there aren't enough hands in the world for the number of facepalms we'd like to do, because of the 'best' Tinder pick up lines.

Check out the worst and best puns that we managed to scrape from the very bottom of Tinder, and vote for the ones that made you laugh - or cringe - the hardest.

#1

"Russian Girls Do It Best. I Love Puns"

"Russian Girls Do It Best. I Love Puns"

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#2

Matched With A Persian Girl

Matched With A Persian Girl

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Stille20
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was risky, but a solid pay off

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#4

Puns Get The Girls

Puns Get The Girls

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lazy panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need to know if they're dating. This is crucial information.

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#5

I Was Doing So Well

I Was Doing So Well

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#6

That Time I Clocked Tinder

That Time I Clocked Tinder

PeteHodkinsonComedian Report

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least there's hope for single people that some people really are that easy!

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#7

I Really Didn't Think Of That One

I Really Didn't Think Of That One

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#9

So This Happened

So This Happened

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#10

Probably Getting Unmatched

Probably Getting Unmatched

Hieriqthanyou Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet, this guy is trying to be original but just happens to use puns Kenya has been told all her life.... ;p

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#11

Finally

Finally

Adz0rd Report

#12

She Unmatched Me Pretty Quick

She Unmatched Me Pretty Quick

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Pi...
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol! He's funny. Diana doesn't have a sense of humour!

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#13

I Can't Believe This Works

I Can't Believe This Works

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#14

I Didn't Think It Would Actually Work

I Didn't Think It Would Actually Work

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#15

Tinder Can Be A Slippery Slope

Tinder Can Be A Slippery Slope

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#16

I'm Sooo Fun

I'm Sooo Fun

AreoWolf Report

#17

Delayed Reaction

Delayed Reaction

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Katrė
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who would ever think of that joke? It's amazing:D

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#18

Mate Snagged An Ultimate Meme Name While We Were Camping

Mate Snagged An Ultimate Meme Name While We Were Camping

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Shinomi Chan
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. O-O he did not waste any time

#19

Nailed It

Nailed It

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Pi...
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With that attitude, she might not get Leigh'd.

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#20

Titanic

Titanic

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Allana Rose
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL another one that made me laugh out loud!!

#22

How To Pick Up Italian Girls

How To Pick Up Italian Girls

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#26

One Of My Better Moments

One Of My Better Moments

RatchetTap Report

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hips pierced??? I presume that was a typographical error....

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#27

Modern Technology

Modern Technology

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Evan Martin
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just going to be honest (even though I'm sure it will get down voted left and right). This is very typical of tinder. Since girls tend to get a lot more attention then guys...they don't try at all. And they expect the guy to be hilariously creative and quick witted all the time. I get a good amount of attention of Tinder, but it's really hard to have a convo with a girl. Typically all you get is one word or extremely simple answers with nothing to go off or asking and reciprocal questions. I actually kinda like how she got put on the spot and failed..that's what gals do to guys on tinder constantly. I'm not saying these girls aren't really interesting in real life...just for some reason they can't be on Tinder, and it makes it annoying.

#28

Proud Of This One

Proud Of This One

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porcupine
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope someone did not name their child "Taylah"

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#29

Guess Is Wasn't That Clever

Guess Is Wasn't That Clever

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#30

One Of My Bad Puns Finally Worked

One Of My Bad Puns Finally Worked

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#31

Call Me Beethoven

Call Me Beethoven

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#32

I Think I'm In

I Think I'm In

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#33

She Did

She Did

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#35

She Asked For A Pickup Line, But I Asked If I Could Tell A Joke Instead

She Asked For A Pickup Line, But I Asked If I Could Tell A Joke Instead

ZumbaInstructor Report

Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at the top right of the image...WHY U NO CHARGE FASTER!?

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#37

You're All Invited

You're All Invited

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Cookie
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, that's a good one!

#38

Got The Green Light

Got The Green Light

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#39

Not All Puns Are Created Equal

Not All Puns Are Created Equal

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#40

Like I'm The Idiot Here

Like I'm The Idiot Here

FrankAtlantis Report

#41

Her Name Is Britta

Her Name Is Britta

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#42

Ruh Roh

Ruh Roh

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#43

Are You Religious?

Are You Religious?

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#44

She Unmatched Me Shortly After

She Unmatched Me Shortly After

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#45

Best Knock Knock Joke Reply I Have Ever Received

Best Knock Knock Joke Reply I Have Ever Received

Dr_Ninja_Turtle Report

#46

If I Were A State

If I Were A State

Bolbec Report

#47

Learned Not To Assume Pronunciations Today

Learned Not To Assume Pronunciations Today

Secret_Jesus Report

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dreadful comeback as she doesn't show how it's pronounced.

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#48

Tinder Game: Strong

Tinder Game: Strong

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#49

Worked A Treat

Worked A Treat

CatfishTheBottleman Report

#50

Unmatched Immediately, I Guess She Didn't Like The Pun

Unmatched Immediately, I Guess She Didn't Like The Pun

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#52

Anagrams Are Hard

Anagrams Are Hard

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#53

No Response Yet

No Response Yet

ryandinho14 Report

GPZ
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No reply to that line? how absolutely shocking

#54

First Name Pun Attempt

First Name Pun Attempt

DatingTinder Report

#56

Fish Puns

Fish Puns

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#57

Tinder Pun

Tinder Pun

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#58

I Graduated From Name Pun University

I Graduated From Name Pun University

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BoredDad
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is really clever. I like it

#59

I Did A Thing!

I Did A Thing!

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#60

What's In A Turtle's Name?

What's In A Turtle's Name?

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#61

Rachel Equality

Rachel Equality

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#63

Slick Like Butter

Slick Like Butter

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#64

Cheesy Tinder Line

Cheesy Tinder Line

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#66

How To Make A Decent Living

How To Make A Decent Living