113 Brilliant Tinder Puns That Totally Deserve A Date, But Don’t Always Work As Expected
Wading into the deep and dark waters of Tinder takes courage and strength, but if you can survive the treacherous journey into the kingdom of 'matches,' a treasure trove of the most brilliant pun pick up lines known to humankind awaits you there.
If you have any experience at all with the massively popular hookup - er, dating app known as Tinder, you know that in most cases it's the place where humor and basically any semblance of personality comes to die. Tinder pick up lines are known to be notoriously bland and are usually just abbreviated phrases. When the rare and precious moment comes along that someone delivers the best puns ever that are smoother than a Pina Colada, it's definitely worth celebrating. The rest of the time... Well, let's just say that there aren't enough hands in the world for the number of facepalms we'd like to do, because of the 'best' Tinder pick up lines.
Check out the worst and best puns that we managed to scrape from the very bottom of Tinder, and vote for the ones that made you laugh - or cringe - the hardest.
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"Russian Girls Do It Best. I Love Puns"
Matched With A Persian Girl
Puns Get The Girls
I need to know if they're dating. This is crucial information.
I Was Doing So Well
That Time I Clocked Tinder
At least there's hope for single people that some people really are that easy!
I Really Didn't Think Of That One
Damn That's Cold
So This Happened
Probably Getting Unmatched
I bet, this guy is trying to be original but just happens to use puns Kenya has been told all her life.... ;p
She Unmatched Me Pretty Quick
I Can't Believe This Works
I Didn't Think It Would Actually Work
Tinder Can Be A Slippery Slope
I'm Sooo Fun
Mate Snagged An Ultimate Meme Name While We Were Camping
Finally Makes Sense
How To Pick Up Italian Girls
Kind Of Proud Of This One
It's A Mario
She Wants The N
One Of My Better Moments
Hips pierced??? I presume that was a typographical error....
I'm just going to be honest (even though I'm sure it will get down voted left and right). This is very typical of tinder. Since girls tend to get a lot more attention then guys...they don't try at all. And they expect the guy to be hilariously creative and quick witted all the time. I get a good amount of attention of Tinder, but it's really hard to have a convo with a girl. Typically all you get is one word or extremely simple answers with nothing to go off or asking and reciprocal questions. I actually kinda like how she got put on the spot and failed..that's what gals do to guys on tinder constantly. I'm not saying these girls aren't really interesting in real life...just for some reason they can't be on Tinder, and it makes it annoying.
Proud Of This One
Guess Is Wasn't That Clever
One Of My Bad Puns Finally Worked
Call Me Beethoven
One In Emmallion
She Asked For A Pickup Line, But I Asked If I Could Tell A Joke Instead
A Poem For Melanie
Got The Green Light
Not All Puns Are Created Equal
Like I'm The Idiot Here
Her Name Is Britta
Are You Religious?
She Unmatched Me Shortly After
Best Knock Knock Joke Reply I Have Ever Received
Learned Not To Assume Pronunciations Today
Dreadful comeback as she doesn't show how it's pronounced.