Wading into the deep and dark waters of Tinder takes courage and strength, but if you can survive the treacherous journey into the kingdom of 'matches,' a treasure trove of the most brilliant pun pick up lines known to humankind awaits you there.

If you have any experience at all with the massively popular hookup - er, dating app known as Tinder, you know that in most cases it's the place where humor and basically any semblance of personality comes to die. Tinder pick up lines are known to be notoriously bland and are usually just abbreviated phrases. When the rare and precious moment comes along that someone delivers the best puns ever that are smoother than a Pina Colada, it's definitely worth celebrating. The rest of the time... Well, let's just say that there aren't enough hands in the world for the number of facepalms we'd like to do, because of the 'best' Tinder pick up lines.

Check out the worst and best puns that we managed to scrape from the very bottom of Tinder, and vote for the ones that made you laugh - or cringe - the hardest.

#1

"Russian Girls Do It Best. I Love Puns"

"Russian Girls Do It Best. I Love Puns"

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Lara B.
Community Member
2 years ago

These two should marry! Like RIGHT NOW!

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#2

Matched With A Persian Girl

Matched With A Persian Girl

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Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

That was risky, but a solid pay off

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#3

Rekt

Rekt

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

Bang!

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#4

Puns Get The Girls

Puns Get The Girls

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lazy panda
Community Member
2 years ago

I need to know if they're dating. This is crucial information.

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#5

I Was Doing So Well

I Was Doing So Well

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Miriam
Community Member
2 years ago

Apply cold water to that burn

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#6

That Time I Clocked Tinder

That Time I Clocked Tinder

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

At least there's hope for single people that some people really are that easy!

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#7

I Really Didn't Think Of That One

I Really Didn't Think Of That One

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Mary Kavanagh
Community Member
2 years ago

You'd have to root around for the answer there!

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#8

Damn That's Cold

Damn That's Cold

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch!

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#9

So This Happened

So This Happened

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Lara B.
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahahahah awesome!

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#10

Probably Getting Unmatched

Probably Getting Unmatched

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

I bet, this guy is trying to be original but just happens to use puns Kenya has been told all her life.... ;p

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#11

Finally

Finally

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Lara B.
Community Member
2 years ago

He just couldn't resist :D

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#12

She Unmatched Me Pretty Quick

She Unmatched Me Pretty Quick

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Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol! He's funny. Diana doesn't have a sense of humour!

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#13

I Can't Believe This Works

I Can't Believe This Works

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Lara B.
Community Member
2 years ago

That was quick o.O

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#14

I Didn't Think It Would Actually Work

I Didn't Think It Would Actually Work

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Community Member
2 years ago

Ahahahaha!

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#15

Tinder Can Be A Slippery Slope

Tinder Can Be A Slippery Slope

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Katnip WickerBasket
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahahaa amaazing🤣🤣🤣

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#16

I'm Sooo Fun

I'm Sooo Fun

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Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

How do u even have a come-back for that?!

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#17

Delayed Reaction

Delayed Reaction

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Katrė
Community Member
2 years ago

Who would ever think of that joke? It's amazing:D

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#18

Mate Snagged An Ultimate Meme Name While We Were Camping

Mate Snagged An Ultimate Meme Name While We Were Camping

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Shinomi Chan
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow. O-O he did not waste any time

#19

Nailed It

Nailed It

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Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

With that attitude, she might not get Leigh'd.

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#20

Titanic

Titanic

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Allana Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL another one that made me laugh out loud!!

#21

Finally Makes Sense

Finally Makes Sense

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Its da Latest
Community Member
2 years ago

lol

#22

How To Pick Up Italian Girls

How To Pick Up Italian Girls

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Shinomi Chan
Community Member
2 years ago

I abologense about my crust issues too.

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#23

Kind Of Proud Of This One

Kind Of Proud Of This One

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Ashley Doherty
Community Member
2 years ago

Slow clap....

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#24

It's A Mario

It's A Mario

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Shinomi Chan
Community Member
2 years ago

Where's Amiluigi?

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#25

She Wants The N

She Wants The N

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Ja Legge
Community Member
2 years ago

Lame lol

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#26

One Of My Better Moments

One Of My Better Moments

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

Hips pierced??? I presume that was a typographical error....

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#27

Modern Technology

Modern Technology

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Evan Martin
Community Member
9 months ago

I'm just going to be honest (even though I'm sure it will get down voted left and right). This is very typical of tinder. Since girls tend to get a lot more attention then guys...they don't try at all. And they expect the guy to be hilariously creative and quick witted all the time. I get a good amount of attention of Tinder, but it's really hard to have a convo with a girl. Typically all you get is one word or extremely simple answers with nothing to go off or asking and reciprocal questions. I actually kinda like how she got put on the spot and failed..that's what gals do to guys on tinder constantly. I'm not saying these girls aren't really interesting in real life...just for some reason they can't be on Tinder, and it makes it annoying.

#28

Proud Of This One

Proud Of This One

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porcupine
Community Member
2 years ago

I really hope someone did not name their child "Taylah"

#29

Guess Is Wasn't That Clever

Guess Is Wasn't That Clever

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
2 years ago

Come on, that's funny. It's even a poem.

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#30

One Of My Bad Puns Finally Worked

One Of My Bad Puns Finally Worked

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Liba Hrušková
Community Member
2 years ago

Well that got rid of him :D

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#31

Call Me Beethoven

Call Me Beethoven

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

She was quite clearly impressed!

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#32

I Think I'm In

I Think I'm In

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BoredDad
Community Member
2 years ago

Must be a Ronny joke.

#33

She Did

She Did

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Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

Pretty sure he/she got blocked..

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#34

One In Emmallion

One In Emmallion

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Jack Dylan Vetos
Community Member
2 years ago

13/5

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#35

She Asked For A Pickup Line, But I Asked If I Could Tell A Joke Instead

She Asked For A Pickup Line, But I Asked If I Could Tell A Joke Instead

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Community Member
2 years ago

Look at the top right of the image...WHY U NO CHARGE FASTER!?

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#36

A Poem For Melanie

A Poem For Melanie

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
2 years ago

Awwwe its so cute!

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#37

You're All Invited

You're All Invited

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Cookie
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha, that's a good one!

#38

Got The Green Light

Got The Green Light

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
2 years ago

I beg your pardon? (What is Tinder anyway?)

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#39

Not All Puns Are Created Equal

Not All Puns Are Created Equal

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daLenaBear
Community Member
2 years ago

*nowhere

#40

Like I'm The Idiot Here

Like I'm The Idiot Here

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow, she doesn't even recognise her own name.

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#41

Her Name Is Britta

Her Name Is Britta

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#42

Ruh Roh

Ruh Roh

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#43

Are You Religious?

Are You Religious?

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#44

She Unmatched Me Shortly After

She Unmatched Me Shortly After

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#45

Best Knock Knock Joke Reply I Have Ever Received

Best Knock Knock Joke Reply I Have Ever Received

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#46

If I Were A State

If I Were A State

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Cookie
Community Member
2 years ago

Eww.... crass!

#47

Learned Not To Assume Pronunciations Today

Learned Not To Assume Pronunciations Today

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

Dreadful comeback as she doesn't show how it's pronounced.

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#48

Tinder Game: Strong

Tinder Game: Strong

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#49

Worked A Treat

Worked A Treat

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#50

Unmatched Immediately, I Guess She Didn't Like The Pun

Unmatched Immediately, I Guess She Didn't Like The Pun

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#51

How To Pick Up Vietnamese Girls

How To Pick Up Vietnamese Girls

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Jonathan Correia
Community Member
1 year ago

Him

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#52

Anagrams Are Hard

Anagrams Are Hard

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#53

No Response Yet

No Response Yet

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#54

First Name Pun Attempt

First Name Pun Attempt

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#55

And Now We Wait

And Now We Wait

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Shinomi Chan
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow that was fast.

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#56

Fish Puns

Fish Puns

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#57

Tinder Pun

Tinder Pun

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#58

I Graduated From Name Pun University

I Graduated From Name Pun University

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BoredDad
Community Member
2 years ago

This is really clever. I like it

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#59

I Did A Thing!

I Did A Thing!

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#60

What's In A Turtle's Name?

What's In A Turtle's Name?

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#61

Rachel Equality

Rachel Equality

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#62

Tarable Tinder Puns

Tarable Tinder Puns

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow, that's bad!!!

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#63

Slick Like Butter

Slick Like Butter

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#64

Cheesy Tinder Line

Cheesy Tinder Line

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#65

Ten Tickles!

Ten Tickles!

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Community Member
2 years ago

BRIAN CALM DOWN!

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#66

How To Make A Decent Living

How To Make A Decent Living

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm sure the truth is more like 1/100.

#67

Vegetable Pun

Vegetable Pun

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Rebekah
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch.

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#68

Rules 1 And 2 I Guess

Rules 1 And 2 I Guess

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
2 years ago

OK, I've never done Tinder but am enjoying some of these. It looks like these guys are using a pun flow-chart. The first item at the top of the chart is, "Can I do some sort of pun using a 'D'?"

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#69

A Little Over A Year Ago I Sent This Girl A Name Pun. Today We're Celebrating Our One Year Anniversary

A Little Over A Year Ago I Sent This Girl A Name Pun. Today We're Celebrating Our One Year Anniversary

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#70

And She Unmatched Me A Few Minutes Later

And She Unmatched Me A Few Minutes Later

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#71

Classic Tinder Pun

Classic Tinder Pun

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#72

How To Get A Date On Tinder

How To Get A Date On Tinder

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BoredDad
Community Member
2 years ago

I think he was fishing for compliments

#73

I Went For It

I Went For It

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BoredDad
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, it will be winter sonata. Get it? No? I'll get my coat.

#74

Tried My Hand At Name Puns

Tried My Hand At Name Puns

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#75

Homonyms

Homonyms

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

You might as well just punch yourself in the face.

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#76

Tindering During Finals

Tindering During Finals

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#77

She Didn't Like My Bible Pun

She Didn't Like My Bible Pun

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#78

I Tried The Pickup Lime

I Tried The Pickup Lime

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

I really didn't need to see such a long, utterly boring conversation.

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#79

Fiscally Irresponsible, But Worth It

Fiscally Irresponsible, But Worth It

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#80

In Response To The Earlier Pole... Position

In Response To The Earlier Pole... Position