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103 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Terrible Pickup Lines
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The online dating world is a magnet for creeps, but these cunning users are sending them home packing.
If you're familiar with Tinder or any other dating/hook-up app - let's be real, you probably are - then you've inevitably dealt with a few duds and lousy pick up lines in your day. They ask for nudes right off the bat. Their lack of social skills and knowledge on how to flirt makes you wonder if they're even human. Their earth-shatteringly corny pick up lines hit you right in the cringe.
Fear no more, because thanks to the heroic beings you see below, you'll know the best comebacks when low-lives decide to grace your phone screen. 'Politeness is the strongest weapon' must be a motto for these people, and their affable-yet-savage quotes are guaranteed to leave a scar.
Scroll down below for our picks of the lame, the corny and the funny pick up lines and the best answers to them.
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Below The Belt
Heheh, guys aren't the only ones with terrible pickup lines, and girls aren't the only ones with snappy comebacks :o)
Double Standards
Romeo And Juliet
How Free Are You Tonight?
Pick Up Puns
It's Dark
My Head Is Intact
A Pic In A Bra
Smile And Complain
Pick Up Line Fail
Falling From Heaven
Happy Ending
Spelling Fail?
Stranger Danger
Mild Dyslexia
Just Go Away
Naming Your Boat
No, Thanks
High Standards
Pick Up Line Fail
First Grader Poetry
Keep An Open Mind
Surprise!
Failed Poetry
Plain And Simple
A Talking Truck
Hi Horny
Que?
Package Delivery
It Burns My Eyes
Pick Up Line Fail
Genetics
Simple Equation
WrongCumber
Social Skills
Just Bring Me Food
Silly Poems
Breaking The Ice
Bone Count
Know Your Spelling
Plural And Expensive
Rearranging The Alphabet
Archeologist
Pick Up Line Fail
Following Your Dreams
Big Fish
It's A No
Simple Explanation
Writing An Essay
Error
Rhyme Battle
Know Your Movies
I'm Busy
Talk Dirty
Eye Color
Smoking Hot
It's Not A Preference
Better response is, "Yeah, you're hotter when I'm not wearing glasses too"