The online dating world is a magnet for creeps, but these cunning users are sending them home packing.

If you're familiar with Tinder or any other dating/hook-up app - let's be real, you probably are - then you've inevitably dealt with a few duds and lousy pick up lines in your day. They ask for nudes right off the bat. Their lack of social skills and knowledge on how to flirt makes you wonder if they're even human. Their earth-shatteringly corny pick up lines hit you right in the cringe.

Fear no more, because thanks to the heroic beings you see below, you'll know the best comebacks when low-lives decide to grace your phone screen. 'Politeness is the strongest weapon' must be a motto for these people, and their affable-yet-savage quotes are guaranteed to leave a scar.

Scroll down below for our picks of the lame, the corny and the funny pick up lines and the best answers to them.

#1

Below The Belt

Below The Belt

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heheh, guys aren't the only ones with terrible pickup lines, and girls aren't the only ones with snappy comebacks :o)

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#2

Double Standards

Double Standards

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Kjorn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah! if girl need to ask if a guy is tall why it'd be rude to do the same?

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#3

Romeo And Juliet

Romeo And Juliet

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Kat Blak
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It should be illegal to reference Shakespeare if you have no idea what the play's about

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#4

How Free Are You Tonight?

How Free Are You Tonight?

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#5

Pick Up Puns

Pick Up Puns

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least dude has a sense of humor about it.

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#6

It's Dark

It's Dark

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#7

My Head Is Intact

My Head Is Intact

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#8

A Pic In A Bra

A Pic In A Bra

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is called... 'you get what you ask for' - haha ha ha

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#9

Smile And Complain

Smile And Complain

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Juana
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes the plain truth is flat out hilarious.

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#10

Pick Up Line Fail

Pick Up Line Fail

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Lilya
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol wish I could come up with snappy comebacks.

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#11

Falling From Heaven

Falling From Heaven

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Nikki Rutgers
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then you should answer with: So that's why you're so hot

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#12

Happy Ending

Happy Ending

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Juana
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amanda girl, you have a sick mind. I love it.

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#13

Spelling Fail?

Spelling Fail?

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#14

Stranger Danger

Stranger Danger

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#16

Just Go Away

Just Go Away

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#17

Naming Your Boat

Naming Your Boat

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#19

High Standards

High Standards

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#20

Pick Up Line Fail

Pick Up Line Fail

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#22

Keep An Open Mind

Keep An Open Mind

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Dana Mora
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

am i the only one who doesnt prefer tall guys? i am 173 and i like guys about my height

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#25

Plain And Simple

Plain And Simple

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#26

A Talking Truck

A Talking Truck

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#29

Package Delivery

Package Delivery

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#30

It Burns My Eyes

It Burns My Eyes

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#31

Pick Up Line Fail

Pick Up Line Fail

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#32

Genetics

Genetics

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Sweep the Leg
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm straight, but her wit is probably even sexier than she is!

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#33

Simple Equation

Simple Equation

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#34

WrongCumber

WrongCumber

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#35

Social Skills

Social Skills

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La
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see what was wrong their the wiki link...person asked and it was delivered...

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#36

Just Bring Me Food

Just Bring Me Food

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#40

Know Your Spelling

Know Your Spelling

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#41

Plural And Expensive

Plural And Expensive

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#42

Rearranging The Alphabet

Rearranging The Alphabet

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Wulfur
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like that he admitted to getting burned

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#44

Pick Up Line Fail

Pick Up Line Fail

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Pi...
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sun actually does nuffin. The Earth goes around. Someone teach him science!

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#45

Following Your Dreams

Following Your Dreams

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#47

It's A No

It's A No

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Stille20
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's an amazing response. It's funny and really not mean

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#48

Simple Explanation

Simple Explanation

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Stille20
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A line like that deserves that response... what is this the 1920s?

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#50

Error

Error

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Stille20
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha, that's a troll not a comeback

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#51

Rhyme Battle

Rhyme Battle

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Kjorn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

guys really need to masturbate before writing all that crap. it'd slow them down a bit

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#54

Talk Dirty

Talk Dirty

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Kjorn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's the kind of stuff my girlfriend and i do :-)

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#56

Smoking Hot

Smoking Hot

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#57

It's Not A Preference

It's Not A Preference

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Jessica Jane
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better response is, "Yeah, you're hotter when I'm not wearing glasses too"

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#58

No Image Found

No Image Found

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#59

No Need For Prayers

No Need For Prayers