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103 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Terrible Pickup Lines
The online dating world is a magnet for creeps, but these cunning users are sending them home packing with their clever pick-up line comebacks.
If you’re familiar with Tinder or any other dating/hook-up app—let’s be real, you probably are—then you’ve inevitably dealt with a few duds and lousy pick-up lines in your day. They ask for nudes right off the bat. Their lack of social skills and knowledge of flirting makes you wonder if they’re even human. Their earth-shatteringly corny pick-up lines hit you right in the cringe.
Fear no more because, thanks to the heroic beings you see below, you’ll know the best comebacks when low-lives decide to grace your phone screen. ‘Politeness is the strongest weapon’ must be a motto for these people with the anti pick-up lines—their affable-yet-savage lines are guaranteed to leave a scar.
Scroll down below for our picks of the best pick up line comebacks.
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#1
Below The Belt
Silent Skeleton 9 years ago
Heheh, guys aren't the only ones with terrible pickup lines, and girls aren't the only ones with snappy comebacks :o)
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#2
Double Standards
#3
Romeo And Juliet
#4
How Free Are You Tonight?
#5
Pick Up Puns
Funny Comebacks for Guys Hitting on You
Rejection doesn’t have to be a buzzkill—it can be a shared smile if you inject a little humor into it. Use creative metaphors to keep it light and playful. These smooth responses to pick-up lines will help you gracefully sidestep unwanted advances:
- “If my love life were a coffee, it’d be decaf. Just a whole latte ‘nope.’”
- “Sorry, I’m booked up in the past, present, and future. Time traveler problems, you know?”
- “If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.”
- “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your mediocrity.”
- “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my interest.”
- “If I were a cat, I’d probably use one of my nine lives just to avoid this conversation.”
#6
It's Dark
#7
My Head Is Intact
#8
A Pic In A Bra
#9
Smile And Complain
#10
Pick Up Line Fail
How Do You Politely Say No to Someone?
If you can’t think of clever pick-up line comebacks, the safest option is to turn them down politely. Be honest and direct—no one likes beating around the bush. Politely say you’re not feeling it, but don’t go all Shakespeare on them. Keep it real; keep it simple.
Also, acknowledge their effort because, hey, they took a shot! Thank them for the compliment to soften the rejection. No need to dissect their approach and cheesy lines meaning like a science project. Keep it positive. Less “you did this wrong” and more “I’m just not in that zone.”
Finally, if you don’t have any comebacks to pick up lines, just be diplomatic. Instead of saying, “You’re not my type,” go for, “I’m not looking for that right now.” Makes it about your feelings, not their qualities.
#11
Falling From Heaven
#12
Happy Ending
#13
Spelling Fail?
#14
Stranger Danger
#15
Mild Dyslexia
#16
Just Go Away
#17
Naming Your Boat
#19
High Standards
#20
Pick Up Line Fail
#22
Keep An Open Mind
#23
Surprise!
#24
Failed Poetry
#25
Plain And Simple
#26
A Talking Truck
#29
Package Delivery
#30
It Burns My Eyes
#31
Pick Up Line Fail
#32
Genetics
#33
Simple Equation
#34
WrongCumber
#35
Social Skills
#36
Just Bring Me Food
#41
Plural And Expensive
#42
Rearranging The Alphabet
#43
Archeologist
#44
Pick Up Line Fail
#45
Following Your Dreams
#47
It's A No
#48
Simple Explanation
#49
Writing An Essay
#50
Error
#51
Rhyme Battle
#54
Talk Dirty
#57
It's Not A Preference
Jessica Jane 9 years ago
Better response is, "Yeah, you're hotter when I'm not wearing glasses too"
#58
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#59
No Need For Prayers
#61
Send Nudes
Gracelyn Ryder 7 years ago
OMG, MY CAT RAN INTO THE BATHROOM WHEN HE SAW THIS PHOTO! LMAO WTF?!?!?!?!??!
#63
Pick Up Line Fail
#64
Haunted House
#65
Wipe That Smile
#66
Not Your Babe
#67
Kiss You Everywhere
#68
Cannibalism
#69
Pick Up Line Fail
#70
Look What You've Done
#71
I'll Pass
Beatrice Alighieri 9 years ago
That would be 'Invalid input value. Use escape key to abandon changes'. Process stopped. Use Step or Run to continue.
#72
It's Not A Picnic
#73
Song Lyrics
#74
Bring A New Joke
#75
Wrong Festivity
#76
Spelling Bee
#77
What Does That Mean?
#78
Opening Line
Kenadee Bickford 9 years ago
I think its amazing how men can just straight up say ignorant things to a female. Young men need to learn respect.
#79
Bravo Avocado
#80
There's Always Hope
#81
Math Equation
#83
Purity Ring
#84
Pick Up Line Fail
#85
Here's Your Liberty
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 9 years ago
I would've said: Here, you can have both! And I would've sent them a picture of the Statue of Liberty and a donkey.
#86
Fantastic Mustache
Lord Beerus 9 years ago
When i was a kid i use want to grow a beard like my older brother.. :/
#88
Pick Up Line Fail
#89
Egg Puns
#90
I'm Keeping It
#91
Be Right Back
#92
Heart Strings
Thegreatcountryofverden 8 years ago
Hearts don't even have strings, they have valves and chambers. Oh, and blood. Don't forget blood.
#93
Breaking The Ice
#94
Fair Offer
Amaranthim Talon 9 years ago
well- we established what she is- sounds like now the are just haggling..
#95
A Broken Heart
i_know_im_amazing 9 years ago
WTF did he think? She was lying? "For a broken heart? I could've fixed that" umm how about "oh sorry to hear"
#96
Cute Dog
#98
Just No
#99
Lame Puns
#101
Correct Grammar
#102
Pick Up Line Fail
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What do you think ?
moustache lover 9 years ago
The burns are so hot even I felt them :( the best pick up line would probably be hello.
moustache lover 9 years ago
The burns are so hot even I felt them :( the best pick up line would probably be hello.
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