Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

(h/t: distractify)

#1

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JeanneDeaux 4 years ago

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

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LeeRomi 4 years ago

CALL THE BURN UNIT!!

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IzaYusop 4 years ago

i love this. must remember it for when my children being a smartass

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P.BruxFHell 4 years ago

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

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#5

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LillianaHoffman 4 years ago

wonderful, just wonderful!

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DanielFlynn 4 years ago

SHOTS FIRED!

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JamesKinahan 4 years ago

My favourite

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SaraJane 4 years ago

That's a good one.

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ElliotLord 4 years ago

Fake. No company would do that.

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Chaz Johnston 2 years ago

Bullshit. Pizza never comes in 20 seconds.

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AustinNguyen 4 years ago

What a troll

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#15

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AustinNguyen 4 years ago

Shots fired?

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#16

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AustinNguyen 4 years ago

Someone done mess up

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#17

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3.1415926535897932384626433832 3 years ago

Mistakes were made, just like that burn

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#18

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LillianaHoffman 4 years ago

dumb meets dumber

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LillianaHoffman 4 years ago

teeeeeehehehehehe, mind you one that works on women preferably.

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#21

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KateCollini 4 years ago

Well played Taco Bell.

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ElliotLord 4 years ago

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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#23

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JeanneDeaux 4 years ago

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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#24

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AustinNguyen 4 years ago

Oh this is just beautiful

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MicaelaOlivera 4 years ago

And then EAT IT.

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a_lopes 3 years ago

SO TRUE THO

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vviggy 4 years ago

* male's ;-)

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#29

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misguidedFer 4 years ago

Lol I remember this

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#30

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RJazz909 4 years ago

LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

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MrTree1779 4 years ago

Why does her smiley have a scrotum? Is that symbolic of something...?

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#32

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LockieScott 4 years ago

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

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a_lopes 3 years ago

shots fired

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#34

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aslogan2017 2 years ago

Damn

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#35

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AustinNguyen 3 years ago

#sassmaster

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#36

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saman.y 3 years ago

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this not make sens,Pamela says a fact, and Anderson tried to shut him/her up by telling Pamela personal thing

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#37

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varnadoechristopher 2 years ago

Planking died along with your music

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#39

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Blake Martin 2 years ago

Uhhhh...... What's the joke?

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#40

Haha

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DarknessWizard2 2 years ago

OH SHIT, GET THE SAVAGE POLICE NO, THE SAVAGE SWAT TEAM

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#41

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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TheFirstAndTheLast 3 years ago

Not a burn but it still works as a neat trick.

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