It's certainly not the first time you've heard about puns, especially if you're a dad -- the chances are that cringy poorly-timed puns are a way of life for you. But who's judging! Life wouldn't be so gleeful without a funny pun! 

While liking dad jokes and corny puns are mainly a side-effect of parenthood, science tells us that this kind of sense of humor might show an above-average intelligence or, on the other hand, brain damage. Just pick one, I guess. 

Either way, for those who love this sort of dad humor, we have a whole list for you to indulge in. We gathered some of the best puns collected by a Tumblr blog called Just Bad Puns. But don't let the name fool you; they are not bad at all. You'll probably find them hilarious if you're into dad jokes. So don't waste any more time and scroll below for the list!

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#1

It Means A Lot

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot

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#2

Trippy Shoes

I got some shoes from my drug dealer recently, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day..

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#3

Crossing The Road

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side

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Franky Dujmovic
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a nightmare, I saw Adele rolling in the deep

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#4

Concert Tickets

What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Borgia 137
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a mum and i am the one doing mental harm in my family by "dadjokes"... 😅

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#5

Out Or In

Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is!

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#6

Crushed Grapes

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine

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#7

Hot Bod

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body

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#8

Apocalypse

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means?? It’s not the end of the world!

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Why?
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always look on the bright side of life ta dum ta dum ...

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#9

Useless Invention

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing

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Thunder
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy who invented zero: “Oh, it was nothing!”

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#10

Just A Fantasy

I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..

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#11

It's Raining

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

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Thunder
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The wife has got Hohohollucinations! Merry Christmas everyone ;-)

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#12

Without A Trace

A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres..

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MsM
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dios mio... jajajaja

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#13

Nope, It Doesn't Rock

I saw a sign that said falling rocks, so I tried and it doesn’t.

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#14

Just Let Him Go

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

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TheCakeIsAPie
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Narrator: Things were not peachy, Carol knew she had to let her mango. Sorry for the bad pun, I don't have a funny bone anywhere from my head tomatos

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#15

Rocks And Places

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at!

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#16

Bad Jokes

I would tell you an unemployment joke, but none of them work..

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#17

Run Forrest Run

What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1

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#18

Lame Atmosphere

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere

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Ryo Bakura
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least you don't weigh as much, so you can eat more if you want.

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#19

A Dozen

I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?

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#20

Marching Along

Can February March? No, but April May

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#21

Lost And Found

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

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#22

Ring Tones

I don’t like the term, “anal bleaching.” I prefer, “changing your ring tone.”

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Sammiche
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh hell, this one nearly made me choke on the air I was breathing.

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#23

Sad Sad Dumbo

Why was dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant

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#24

Gamer Problems

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games to much, what a stupid thing to Fallout 4

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#25

Dashing Biker

A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back to her. “I am so embarrassed,” the woman says. “Please join me for dinner." They enjoy a wonderful meal together and afterwards she invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast. The next morning the guy is amazed. "Are you this nice to every biker you meet?” he asks. “Not usually,” she replies. “But you just happened to catch my eye.”

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#26

Heart Of A Lion

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..

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#27

Right On Time

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too..

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#28

Just The Right Guy

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy..

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Tori Koo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow really subtle, I can only tell what it means if it's written down. This is my favorite

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#29

Sneaky Stairs

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something..

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#30

Stork Or Crane

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane..

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#31

Know Your ABCs

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y..

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#32

Mixed Feelings

I lost my mood ring and i don’t know how to feel about it..

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*cricket chirping in background* cheep cheep cheep...

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#33

Died A Little

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside..

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Shinomi Chan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man is dyeing horrifying. The second I tried it I've felt so blue 24/7...

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#34

Solving Crimes

A man was found dead in a vat full of falafel condiments. Police are treating it as a hummuscide

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#35

Fruit Flies

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana..

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#36

Not On My Watch

I lost my watch at a party. When I went looking for it, I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude and punched him straight in the nose because no one does that to a girl… Not on my watch!

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#37

Fender Bender

My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends..

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#38

It Comes Naturally

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed..

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#39

Losing An Electron

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them..

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#40

Just A Bit Wiser

Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser..

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#41

Missing Steaks

Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak..

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#42

Never Gonna Give You Up

Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up

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#43

Uplifting Abilities

Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting…

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Shull GaRett
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I weighted myself recently... flying only down im not sure would be considered flying..

#44

Zoo Escape

Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos..

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#45

Just A Gram

How much does a hipster weigh? an Instagram..

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#46

Tap Dancer

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink

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#47

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What do French people call a sad Thursday? A tra-Jeudi

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#48

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A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence..

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#49

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What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Look at the board and I will go through it again..

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#50

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My girlfriend likes to tie me to the bed and cover me in chocolate and caramel. She’s a dominatwix.

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Ryo Bakura
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's your own fault for insisting everyone call you "Biscuit".

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#51

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I went to a terrible piano concert the other night. The pianist made so many mistakes I can’t even begin to Liszt. It was too much for me to Handel so I left and demanded all my money Bach the next day.

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Rowlie
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should have gone Chopin instead

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#52

Just Bad Puns

Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

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#53

Just Bad Puns

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience

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#54

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Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon

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#55

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Once, there was a lumberjack who wandered into a magical forest. As he swung his axe, the tree said “don’t cut me down, I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack replied, “and you will dialogue.”

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BusLady
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please, Willow you let me live Fir a while? My friends will Pine for me.

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#56

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Why do people with foot fetishes never win? Because they like the taste of defeat

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#57

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Did you know it’s far easier to convince ladies to not eat Tide Pods, but it’s harder to deter gents?

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Shannon Matthews
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a hard time deciding if I liked this one or not. It was a clothes one.

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#58

Just Bad Puns

What do you use to cut a Roman Emperors hair? Ceasers

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Phil Barton
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A Roman soldier walks into a bar and holds up his first two fingers.What does he want?........five beers!

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#59

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He couldn’t work out how to fix the washing machine so he threw in the towel

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Universal ActionPlayz
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you do mine as well i work outside and i go through clothes

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#60

Just Bad Puns

The archaeologist discovered an ancient tampon after a ruin excavation, the only problem was she couldn’t work out what period it was from.

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#61

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What did the kleptomaniac do in the bathroom? Nothing special, he was only taking a shower

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#62

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A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired..

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#63

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The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights

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#64

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It took a while to learn to use a hammer but we finally nailed it.

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BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awl, I saw that joke coming.

#65

Just Bad Puns

Why are there fences on graveyards? Because people are dying to get in..

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My O My
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gosh...my dad used to tell this one 🙄

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#66

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My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..

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Peashot Dollery
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How much courage did it take to tor-tell-ini that one

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#67

Just Bad Puns

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day..

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one doesn't work as that's not how we define a day.

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#68

Just Bad Puns

What did the buffalo say when his son went to college? Bison..

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#69

Just Bad Puns

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes

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#70

Just Bad Puns

Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.

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#71

Just Bad Puns

I’m trying to start a memory-foam mattress company, I just don’t know how to make a good first impression

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#72

Just Bad Puns

I made a pun about wind, but it blows

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Atlas
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't believe you failed it, should've been a breeze.

#73

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I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it

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#74

Just Bad Puns

My dream is to open a photo processing store in a developing country.

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#75

Just Bad Puns

Simba was walking slow so i told him mufasa..

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#76

Just Bad Puns

Did you hear about the two perfume companies fighting over the rights to a Star-Wars themed bottle? People are calling it the Cologne Wars

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#77

Just Bad Puns

I’ve always pictured myself taking selfies

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European other
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think we all find that !

#78

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I got a master’s degree in being ignored; no one seems to care

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#79

Just Bad Puns

What program do the Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi

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#80

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The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business..

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#81

Just Bad Puns

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.

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Atlas
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks for the advice, I'll take it into a count

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#82

Just Bad Puns

The dead batteries were given out free of charge..

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#83

Just Bad Puns

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns. I should put a little more backbone into them..

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Magpie
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope it has not been said already, Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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#84

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis.

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#85

Just Bad Puns

Deaf mathematicians communicate through sin language.

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#86

Just Bad Puns

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.

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#87

Just Bad Puns

My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.

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#88

Just Bad Puns

I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point

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WangYuchi
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some countries use comma for decimals and point as thousand separator, so...

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#89

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I once boxed a pirate, he had a strong right hook

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BusLady
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3 years ago

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And then the parrot pooped on you. Serves you right.

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#90

Just Bad Puns

Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive..

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#91

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I’m planning on opening a fried chicken place. I don’t have any experience in the field, but I figured I’d just wing it.

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MsM
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the breast approach.

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#92

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The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester..

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BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice that you weren't a buffoon.

#93

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Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers..

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#94

Just Bad Puns

I had a joke about murder that would’ve really killed but I’m sure you’re all sick to death of those

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#95

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My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast..

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BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that just takes the cake!

#96

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A policeman arrested two kids. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!

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#97

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Did y'all hear about the farmer that had to retire due to his headache? He’d always say, “I’m so sick of my grains!”

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you hear about the farmer who won an award? For a man out standing in his field

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#98

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I’ve got a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn’t fit it into my set

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#99

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A guy approached me and asked if I wanted to use his ice rink for 10p. What a cheap-skate

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#100

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I used to be a baby but I grew out of it!

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Out of the series: Things that Trump never could say.

#101

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My sister was telling me about our cousin. I have to say, he sounds familia

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Atlas
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, that's relative.

#102

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef..

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#103

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What do you mean June is over? Julying

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#104

Just Bad Puns

Have you seen the photo of spiderman getting shot? He’s all over the web

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BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too bad there wasn't a Net.

#105

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Do you know why I like Peter Pan? Because it never grows old

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BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate it when it's Wendy outside. Too bad I can't Tinker with the weather.

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#106

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What did the dry erase marker say to the blackboard? Nothing! Dry erase markers don’t chalk.

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#107

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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#108

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There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal..

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BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yacht to get there early, so it would be easy sailing.

#109

Just Bad Puns

When the church relocated it had an organ transplant

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I started to write the beginning and the middle of my story, but I forgot the

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BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The older I get, the more forgetful I become. "Now, why did I come in this room?" LOL

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My mom got so angry when I broke the microwave. I’ve never seen her so heated in my life..

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BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get her a new one for Mother's Day. Maybe she'll be cooled down by then.

#112

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I dissected an iris today. It was an eye-opening experience.

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Monika Soffronow
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the pupils must have watched the procedure closely.

#113

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What would the couple name of Jack and Rose from the “Titanic” be? It doesn’t matter, ‘cause their ship sank.

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#114

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Without Pepe life is memeingless..

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#115

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I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y..

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#116

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis.

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