It's certainly not the first time you've heard about puns, especially if you're a dad -- chances are that cringy poorly-timed puns are a way of life for you. But who's judging! Life wouldn't be much fun without a pun! For those who just love this sort of humor, we have a whole list for you to indulge in. We gathered some of the best puns collected by a Tumblr blog called Just Bad Puns. But don't let the name fool you, they are not bad at all. Actually, you'll probably find them hilarious if you're into dad jokes. So don't waste any more time and scroll below for the list!

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#1

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot

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Tia Hansen 1 month ago

Honestly this is my favorite

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#2

I got some shoes from my drug dealer recently, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day..

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glowworm2 1 month ago

This one is a favorite of mine!

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#3

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side

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Invisible Killer Platypus 1 month ago

omg hahaha

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#4

What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Borgia 137 1 month ago

I am a mum and i am the one doing mental harm in my family by "dadjokes"... 😅

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#5

Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is!

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#6

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine

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glorytherainwing 1 month ago

weeeeeee

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#7

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body

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Why? 1 month ago

Does that include a hot ash?

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#8

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means?? It’s not the end of the world!

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Why? 1 month ago

Always look on the bright side of life ta dum ta dum ...

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#9

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing

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Thunder 1 month ago

Guy who invented zero: “Oh, it was nothing!”

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#10

I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..

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glorytherainwing 1 month ago

is this the real life? is this just fanta sea?

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#11

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

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Thunder 1 month ago (edited)

The wife has got Hohohollucinations! Merry Christmas everyone ;-)

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#12

A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres..

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MsM 1 month ago

dios mio... jajajaja

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#13

I saw a sign that said falling rocks, so I tried and it doesn’t.

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Tara 1 month ago

This. It had me rolling.

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#14

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

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TheCakeIsAPie 1 month ago

Narrator: Things were not peachy, Carol knew she had to let her mango. Sorry for the bad pun, I don't have a funny bone anywhere from my head tomatos

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#15

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at!

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Donna Leske 1 month ago

Subtle!

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#16

I would tell you an unemployment joke, but none of them work..

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Thunder 1 month ago

They should get an interview

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#17

What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1

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Tia Hansen 1 month ago

Lol second fave

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#18

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere

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Ryo Bakura 1 month ago

At least you don't weigh as much, so you can eat more if you want.

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#19

I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?

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Matthew White 1 month ago

hahaha funny

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#20

Can February March? No, but April May

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Bobert Robertson 1 month ago

womp womp.....

#21

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

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KaPOW 1 month ago

Ha!

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#22

I don’t like the term, “anal bleaching.” I prefer, “changing your ring tone.”

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Sammiche 1 month ago

Oh hell, this one nearly made me choke on the air I was breathing.

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#23

Why was dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant

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glorytherainwing 1 month ago

-slow claps-

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#24

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games to much, what a stupid thing to Fallout 4

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#25

A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back to her. “I am so embarrassed,” the woman says. “Please join me for dinner." They enjoy a wonderful meal together and afterwards she invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast. The next morning the guy is amazed. "Are you this nice to every biker you meet?” he asks. “Not usually,” she replies. “But you just happened to catch my eye.”

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ANDREA SERRANO MORALES 1 month ago

thats sweet UwU

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#26

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..

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Jane Whale 1 month ago

Ha ha!

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#27

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too..

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Donna Leske 1 month ago

Good one!

#28

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy..

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ZoeIsHahaha 1 month ago

No comment

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#29

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something..

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Ryo Bakura 1 month ago

And they always get you down.

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#30

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane..

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Emma, The Yellow Teletubby 1 month ago (edited)

"I am in this picture and I do not like it"

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#31

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y..

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glorytherainwing 1 month ago

i don't know u either

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#32

I lost my mood ring and i don’t know how to feel about it..

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Invisible Killer Platypus 1 month ago

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#33

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside..

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Invisible Killer Platypus 1 month ago

wut is ... this is so bad

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#34

A man was found dead in a vat full of falafel condiments. Police are treating it as a hummuscide

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MsM 1 month ago

That's a pita

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#35

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana..

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Donna Leske 1 month ago

Ain't that the truth!

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#36

I lost my watch at a party. When I went looking for it, I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude and punched him straight in the nose because no one does that to a girl… Not on my watch!

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BusLady 1 month ago

Well, it was about time.

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#37

My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends..

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Donna Leske 1 month ago

groan

#38

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed..

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Donna Leske 1 month ago

Yeah, best way. Me too.

#39

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them..

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Sammiche 1 month ago

Are you positive?

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#40

Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser..

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Matthew White 1 month ago

i knew it

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#41

Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak..

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Rowlie 1 month ago

You beet me to it

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#42

Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up

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Thunder 1 month ago

I love UP, it’s so uplifting!

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#43

Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting…

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Shull GaRett 1 month ago

I weighted myself recently... flying only down im not sure would be considered flying..

#44

Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos..

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Hannah Smith 1 month ago

Hello my lovely.

#45

How much does a hipster weigh? an Instagram..

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#46

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink

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Les Goodall 1 month ago

Your career went down the drain

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#47

What do French people call a sad Thursday? A tra-Jeudi

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ZoeIsHahaha 1 month ago

I speak French so this was funny

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#48

A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence..

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shyanna banana 1 month ago

hell i almost died this be funny

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#49

What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Look at the board and I will go through it again..

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#50

My girlfriend likes to tie me to the bed and cover me in chocolate and caramel. She’s a dominatwix.

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Ryo Bakura 1 month ago

That's your own fault for insisting everyone call you "Biscuit".

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#51

I went to a terrible piano concert the other night. The pianist made so many mistakes I can’t even begin to Liszt. It was too much for me to Handel so I left and demanded all my money Bach the next day.

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Rowlie 1 month ago

You should have gone Chopin instead

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#52

Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

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Jeremy Yoo 1 month ago

No "matter"

#53

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience

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KKP 1 week ago

*slow claps*

#54

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon

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Rowlie 1 month ago

Fairy predictable

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#55

Once, there was a lumberjack who wandered into a magical forest. As he swung his axe, the tree said “don’t cut me down, I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack replied, “and you will dialogue.”

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BusLady 1 month ago

Please, Willow you let me live Fir a while? My friends will Pine for me.

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#56

Why do people with foot fetishes never win? Because they like the taste of defeat

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#57

Did you know it’s far easier to convince ladies to not eat Tide Pods, but it’s harder to deter gents?

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Shannon Matthews 1 month ago

Had a hard time deciding if I liked this one or not. It was a clothes one.

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#58

What do you use to cut a Roman Emperors hair? Ceasers

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Phil Barton 1 month ago

A Roman soldier walks into a bar and holds up his first two fingers.What does he want?........five beers!

#59

He couldn’t work out how to fix the washing machine so he threw in the towel

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#60

The archaeologist discovered an ancient tampon after a ruin excavation, the only problem was she couldn’t work out what period it was from.

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MsM 1 month ago

That was bloody terrible.

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#61

What did the kleptomaniac do in the bathroom? Nothing special, he was only taking a shower

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Michael Cockrell 1 month ago

I think this joke was stolen

#62

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired..

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BusLady 1 month ago

Oh, quit trying to pedal that joke.

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#63

The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights

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BusLady 1 month ago

They Arthur change that.

#64

It took a while to learn to use a hammer but we finally nailed it.

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BusLady 1 month ago

Awl, I saw that joke coming.

#65

Why are there fences on graveyards? Because people are dying to get in..

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My O My 1 month ago

Gosh...my dad used to tell this one 🙄

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#66

My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..

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ZoeIsHahaha 1 month ago

Yep yep yep yep yep yep

#67

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day..

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Tiny Dynamine 1 month ago

This one doesn't work as that's not how we define a day.

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#68

What did the buffalo say when his son went to college? Bison..

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#69

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes

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BusLady 1 month ago

So that's how they get their Kix.

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#70

Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.

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#71

I’m trying to start a memory-foam mattress company, I just don’t know how to make a good first impression

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#72

I made a pun about wind, but it blows

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Atlas 4 weeks ago

Can't believe you failed it, should've been a breeze.

#73

I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it

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#74

My dream is to open a photo processing store in a developing country.

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WilvanderHeijden 1 month ago

America already has enough of them.

#75

Simba was walking slow so i told him mufasa..

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Eimi Tuttle 1 month ago

Wow

#76

Did you hear about the two perfume companies fighting over the rights to a Star-Wars themed bottle? People are calling it the Cologne Wars

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Michael Cockrell 1 month ago

This joke smells

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#77

I’ve always pictured myself taking selfies

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European other 1 month ago (edited)

I think we all find that !

#78

I got a master’s degree in being ignored; no one seems to care

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Donna Leske 1 month ago

What? Were you talking?

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#79

What program do the Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi

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ZoeIsHahaha 1 month ago

Why isn't this higher up?

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#80

The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business..

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#81

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.

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Atlas 4 weeks ago

Thanks for the advice, I'll take it into a count

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#82

The dead batteries were given out free of charge..

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Donna Leske 1 month ago

*face palm*

#83

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns. I should put a little more backbone into them..

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Magpie 1 month ago

I hope it has not been said already, Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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#84

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis.

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My O My 1 month ago

Also mine from now on

#85

Deaf mathematicians communicate through sin language.

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BiLal Asif 1 month ago

Ohhh the greatest sin of all

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#86

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.

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BusLady 1 month ago

Oh, so he got hooked on them.

#87

My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.

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BusLady 1 month ago

Try UPS or Fedex.

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#88

I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point

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BiLal Asif 1 month ago

A ridiculous one

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#89

I once boxed a pirate, he had a strong right hook

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ZoeIsHahaha 1 month ago

Better luck next time

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#90

Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive..

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Michael Cockrell 1 month ago

They were in really deep in debt

#91

I’m planning on opening a fried chicken place. I don’t have any experience in the field, but I figured I’d just wing it.

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MsM 1 month ago

That's the breast approach.

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#92

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester..

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BusLady 1 month ago

Nice that you weren't a buffoon.

#93

Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers..

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shyanna banana 1 month ago

to the third power

#94

I had a joke about murder that would’ve really killed but I’m sure you’re all sick to death of those

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Atlas 4 weeks ago

Sounds grave.

#95

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast..

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BusLady 1 month ago

Well, that just takes the cake!

#96

A policeman arrested two kids. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!

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BusLady 1 month ago

I just can't match that pun.

#97

Did y'all hear about the farmer that had to retire due to his headache? He’d always say, “I’m so sick of my grains!”

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Lauren Caswell 1 month ago

Did you hear about the farmer who won an award? For a man out standing in his field

#98

I’ve got a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn’t fit it into my set

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#99

A guy approached me and asked if I wanted to use his ice rink for 10p. What a cheap-skate

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European other 1 month ago (edited)

It's a bargain !

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#100

I used to be a baby but I grew out of it!

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WilvanderHeijden 1 month ago

Out of the series: Things that Trump never could say.

#101

My sister was telling me about our cousin. I have to say, he sounds familia

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Atlas 4 weeks ago

I mean, that's relative.

#102

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef..

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shyanna banana 1 month ago

my dad asks me this one all the time

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#103

What do you mean June is over? Julying

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ZoeIsHahaha 1 month ago

Hehehehehe

#104

Have you seen the photo of spiderman getting shot? He’s all over the web

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BusLady 1 month ago

Too bad there wasn't a Net.

#105

Do you know why I like Peter Pan? Because it never grows old

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BusLady 1 month ago

I hate it when it's Wendy outside. Too bad I can't Tinker with the weather.

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#106

What did the dry erase marker say to the blackboard? Nothing! Dry erase markers don’t chalk.

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Donna Leske 1 month ago

HA HA! HA! HA HA HA!

#107

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Rowlie 1 month ago

not a pun?

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#108

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal..

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BusLady 1 month ago

Yacht to get there early, so it would be easy sailing.

#109

When the church relocated it had an organ transplant

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Atlas 4 weeks ago

That's a minor problem.

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#110

I started to write the beginning and the middle of my story, but I forgot the

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BusLady 1 month ago

The older I get, the more forgetful I become. "Now, why did I come in this room?" LOL

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#111

My mom got so angry when I broke the microwave. I’ve never seen her so heated in my life..

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BusLady 1 month ago

Get her a new one for Mother's Day. Maybe she'll be cooled down by then.

#112

I dissected an iris today. It was an eye-opening experience.

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#113

What would the couple name of Jack and Rose from the “Titanic” be? It doesn’t matter, ‘cause their ship sank.

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BusLady 1 month ago

That was jacked up! She rose and he didn't.

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#114

Without Pepe life is memeingless..

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#115

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y..

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BusLady 1 month ago

U should know better.

#116

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis.

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Jon Wong 1 month ago

at last

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