Damn, here we go again. You ended up downloading Tinder for the umpteenth time. You’re not sure why you keep doing it, but there’s something about that little red icon that makes you think maybe this time will be different. Despite some matches here and there, you still struggle to find the right words to start a conversation and do some good flirting without sounding cringe or utterly inappropriate. The truth is, Tinder conversations can be tough to start. You always feel like you’re just sending boring messages that don’t really mean anything.
But then, there are always those who are super good at it. The ones who know how to make you laugh through their pick-up line and get you interested in chatting with them. So how do they do it? What’s their secret conversation starter? We’ve searched the internet and put together this handy collection of the best Tinder pick-up lines and flirty jokes that will help you break the ice with your new match! Cheesy, dirty, funny, corny, smooth, cute: we have everything from A to Z!
I think I saw you on Spotify.
You were listed as the hottest single.
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Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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Your eyes are like IKEA.
I’m totally lost in them.
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I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?
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I’m going to be honest with you. I swiped right 50% because you’re cute, and 50% because I love your dog. What’s his name?
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We matched!
Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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"Heard you like bad girls."
"Well, I’m bad at everything.” *blink instead of wink*
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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I’m thinking of ice skating and hot chocolate this week?
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Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
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You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
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Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
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Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.
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Are you http?
Because without you I’m just ://
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Are you a time traveler?
Because I see you in my future!
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I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10.
Because you’re a 10/10.
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Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed-up things in the world?
Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?
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Your eyes are really beautiful, and I just had to tell you.
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Remember me?
Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
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Are you French?
Because Eiffel for you.
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I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.
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Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pickup line related to that era.
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On a lazy Sunday:
1. Netflix all-day
2. Getting lost in a museum
3. Cuddling with me?
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I just bought kiss-proof lipstick, and I need a lab partner to test its claims.
Are you in?
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Hey, my name’s Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
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Choose a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic?
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What was the last song/movie/TV show you listened to and loved?
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If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
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Are you my appendix?
Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese?
A cheesy pickup line.
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Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
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Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
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Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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Waffles or pancakes?
I need to know what you prefer for breakfast.
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Hey, you’re beautiful.
Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?
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Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?
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Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
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I haven't figured out if you're going to be the nicest person on my naughty list or the naughtiest person on my nice list.
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I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
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If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
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Life without you would be like a broken pencil.
Pointless
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You must be a magician.
Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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Are you the COVID vaccine?
Because I would never turn you down.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me will you?
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You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.
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A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you:
a) Heading for the mountains.
b) Going to the beach.
c) Sleeping till noon.
d) Partying all night.
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They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
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Your profile made me stop in my tracks.
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Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-deprecating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice.
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels.
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Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.
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If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?
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What’s your definition of a good weekend?
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Are you a meme?
Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.
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"Hello" *pretends to be a waiter* – "Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness."
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You must be a campfire.
Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
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I want our love to be like the number Pi.
Irrational and never-ending.
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I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?
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If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
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I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
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Are you Australian?
Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
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I thought happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”
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Are you my laptop?
Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.
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I guess the pandemic is far from over because your smile is contagious.
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(Lime emoji) "This is my pick-up lime."
"How are you?"
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Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?
That’s the spirit!
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So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.
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Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
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If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast?
a) American pancakes
b) French crèpes
c) Waffles
d) Omelet
e) Something else?
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Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?
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Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CuTe.
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Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you—drinks this week?
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Well, here I am.
What are your other two wishes?
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You look like you love a good adventure!
What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?
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If you were a dessert, what would you be?
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Two truths and a lie!
Go!
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Are you Wi-Fi?
Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
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I was blinded by your beauty.
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
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I was wondering if you had an extra heart… Because mine was just stolen.
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All I'm missing is the little spoon.
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Dog person or cat person?
There is only one right answer.
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Phew! I almost swiped left and had a heart attack! Saved it at the last minute!
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Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
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Is there a magnet in here?
Because I'm attracted to you.
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Do you play soccer?
You look like a keeper.
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Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid?
We both want to be part of your world.
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My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it?
Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.
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Top 3 dog breeds, go! (Schnauzer, Poodle, Golden Retriever of course).
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Are we, like, married now?
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?
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I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.
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I wasn’t always religious. But I am now because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card.
‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
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What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?
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I’m new in town.
Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into a lethal conversation.
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I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.
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If you could any famous artist (dead or alive) to paint your portrait, who would it be?
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Tell me, what can I say to impress you?