If you want to get matches on Tinder, you have to sell yourself and you have to sell yourself well. And it's hard to interest the person who's swiping when they know there are plenty more profiles to choose from. Extreme times call for extreme measures. Bored Panda has collected Tinder bios that definitely made their authors stand out, proving that people are able of taking their humor and creativity to the next level if there's even the slightest possibility of getting laid. From embracing their disabilities to poetically insulting their name, these folks are excellent teachers of how to bring out the best of yourself. Scroll down and upvote those whom you think have a chance at online dating!

#1 Now Is Your Chance

Now Is Your Chance

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kelly mccallum 1 week ago

Now that is funny!

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#2 The Difference A Comma Can Make

The Difference A Comma Can Make

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Night Owl 1 week ago (edited)

ROTFL I love her sense for humor and her outlook on life (finding the positive side of things). And yes, commas are important.

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#3 Awesome Bio

Awesome Bio

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Luis Milian 1 week ago

she killing it just with the status, yet along how cute she is

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#4 DateCheri

DateCheri

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Night Owl 1 week ago

"She suffers from poor choices." Don't we all.

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#5 Well That Took A Turn

Well That Took A Turn

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Lios 1 week ago

Oh, I love this one! I'd respond, if I was single.

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#6 Marco Polo

Marco Polo

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Night Owl 1 week ago

So, childhood trauma is already out of the way even before meeting đź‘Ť :D

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#7 The Perfect Bio Doesn’t Exist?

The Perfect Bio Doesn’t Exist?

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Nooh Sayed 1 week ago

who typed the bio? asking the real question!

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#8 Testicle

Testicle

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Aaron Kara 1 week ago

HA! Yes!

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#9 A Cool Bio Template, Eh?

A Cool Bio Template, Eh?

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Night Owl 1 week ago

"Nocturnal", same here

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#10 I Thought Her Bio Was A Joke. It Wasn't

I Thought Her Bio Was A Joke. It Wasn't

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Night Owl 1 week ago

and still looked good and happy

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