You've probably noticed how we took everything online these days - from shopping to news and even to finding the love of our lives, everything is just a click away. While all of this is very convenient, with so many choices and Internet users, it's quite hard to present yourself memorably, especially with a hope of attracting your potential significant other. And as much as we'd like to administer some helpful dating advice on this matter, some people have already figured out the cheats of the dating game, and we'll gladly share them with you.

The primary thing you can do to stand out in the Tinder dating pool crowd is to sell or advertise your dating profile cleverly, and you have to do it well. It's hard to interest the person who's swiping when they know there are plenty more profiles and funny bios to choose from. Extreme times call for extreme measures. Bored Panda has collected funny Tinder bios that definitely made their authors stand out, proving that people are able of taking their humor and creativity to the next level if there's even the slightest possibility of getting laid. From embracing their disabilities to poetically insulting their name, these folks are excellent teachers of how to bring out the best of yourself with the help of a funny Tinder profile. Scroll down and upvote those who you think have the best Tinder profile!

#1 Now Is Your Chance

Now Is Your Chance

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kelly mccallum 2 months ago

Now that is funny!

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#2 The Difference A Comma Can Make

The Difference A Comma Can Make

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Night Owl 2 months ago (edited)

ROTFL I love her sense for humor and her outlook on life (finding the positive side of things). And yes, commas are important.

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#3 Awesome Bio

Awesome Bio

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Luis Milian 2 months ago

she killing it just with the status, yet along how cute she is

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#4 DateCheri

DateCheri

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Night Owl 2 months ago

"She suffers from poor choices." Don't we all.

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#5 Well That Took A Turn

Well That Took A Turn

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Lios 2 months ago

Oh, I love this one! I'd respond, if I was single.

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#6 Marco Polo

Marco Polo

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Night Owl 2 months ago

So, childhood trauma is already out of the way even before meeting 👍 :D

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#7 The Perfect Bio Doesn’t Exist?

The Perfect Bio Doesn’t Exist?

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Nooh Sayed 2 months ago

who typed the bio? asking the real question!

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#8 Testicle

Testicle

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Aaron Kara 2 months ago

HA! Yes!

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#9 A Cool Bio Template, Eh?

A Cool Bio Template, Eh?

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Night Owl 2 months ago

"Nocturnal", same here

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#10 I Thought Her Bio Was A Joke. It Wasn't

I Thought Her Bio Was A Joke. It Wasn't

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Night Owl 2 months ago

and still looked good and happy

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#11 This Guy Is Gold

This Guy Is Gold

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Night Owl 2 months ago

Fair enough. But that gun seems threatening

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#12 Current Relationship Status: I Can Relate

Current Relationship Status: I Can Relate

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Ginge 2 months ago

I often have every intention of freezing a portion for later consumption...always end up eating the whole damn lot!

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#13 Honesty Is The Best Policy

Honesty Is The Best Policy

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Night Owl 2 months ago

Reletable

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#14 Don't Always Trust 5 Star Ratings

Don't Always Trust 5 Star Ratings

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Lios 2 months ago

Jessica Rabbit!

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#15 I Guess He's A Winner Here

I Guess He's A Winner Here

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Ola Polowczyk 2 months ago

He's attractive also!

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#16 High Stakes Date

High Stakes Date

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Gary 2 months ago

One dangerous girl to know.

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#17 It's Tough Being A Single Mom

It's Tough Being A Single Mom

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Gary 2 months ago

I'm in love...Has gorgeous blue eyes and drinks from a pint glass!!!

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#18 Girl Of Your Dreams: A Brief Presentation

Girl Of Your Dreams: A Brief Presentation

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Aaron Kara 2 months ago

She likes dogs, Rick and Morty, and getting drunk...she's a keeper

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#19 Matched With A Disabled Chick Today

Matched With A Disabled Chick Today

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Gary 2 months ago

Don't worry, I'll carry you in my arms and we can sit my the sea.

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#20 She Seems Like A Stand Up Girl

She Seems Like A Stand Up Girl

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Don Flynn 2 months ago

Really like this one

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#21 This Poor Woman

This Poor Woman

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Xandra 2 months ago

Is it possible to sue your parents for making you a perpetual target for bad jokes...? Okay, I'm (kind of) joking, but...poor girl!

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#22 Didn't See That Coming

Didn't See That Coming

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Gary 2 months ago

Shame, you're missing out seeing that lovely face in the mirror every day.

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#23 I Was Swiping On Tinder And This Came Up. Someone Give This Man A Medal, My Heart Is So Warm

I Was Swiping On Tinder And This Came Up. Someone Give This Man A Medal, My Heart Is So Warm

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#24 A Friend That Cares

A Friend That Cares

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LOttawa 2 months ago

Ya, I can't reach the top shelf either... but it could be a good way to meet new people. Just yesterday, at home depot, I couldnt reach what I needed, guess I looked ridiculous trying because the employee came up to me laughing asking if I needed help.

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#25 Best Tinder Tagline

Best Tinder Tagline

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Mother Mary Helen 2 months ago

Well, that took a sudden turn

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#26 Gotta Appreciate Honest Tinder Profiles

Gotta Appreciate Honest Tinder Profiles

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athornedrose 2 months ago

same

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#27 Found One

Found One

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SykesDaMan 2 months ago

For those who don't get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

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#28 What?

What?

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Sage Jay 2 months ago

I had a friend (who shared a name with a fruit) who is deaf. Whenever someone was annoying her she just turned her hearing aids off. She also looked like Maya Matlin from Degrassi.

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#29 I Had A Good Chuckle When I Read The Bio

I Had A Good Chuckle When I Read The Bio

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Ginge 2 months ago

Or... "I need someone to be my right hand, man"

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#30 Laughed Hard At This

Laughed Hard At This

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Luna Rose 2 months ago

I never get this ad. If 9 out of 10 recommend it why do they all in the ad act that all 10 do. Shouldn't 1 at least be a grumpy cat. I don't get it

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#31 Bio Gold

Bio Gold

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Gary 2 months ago

Lets weave subtle hypnosis techniques in to my bio...You are feeling sleepy, I am the one...

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#32 I’ll Admit, The Anthem Made Me Chuckle

I’ll Admit, The Anthem Made Me Chuckle

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Gary 2 months ago

˙sʇǝʞɔod ʎɯ ɟo ʇno ƃuıןןɐɟ sdǝǝʞ ǝƃuɐɥɔ ʎɯ ןןɐ ,ʎʇןnɐɟ ǝɹɐ sɹǝsnoɹʇ ʎɯ ,uɯɐᗡ

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#33 One Of The Best Tinder Profile Description I Have Read So Far

One Of The Best Tinder Profile Description I Have Read So Far

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Meyer Weinstock 2 months ago

I'd do it....which email address?

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#34 I Guess It's The Greatest Tinder Picture I've Seen So Far

I Guess It's The Greatest Tinder Picture I've Seen So Far

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Gary 2 months ago

Look like best buddies.

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#35 Amazing Bio, Relevant Name

Amazing Bio, Relevant Name

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meAgan 2 months ago (edited)

I want to upvote this more :)

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#36 Hi. I'm Mat

Hi. I'm Mat

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Petra Vörösmarty 2 months ago

Ooh it is cuute! I really hope he finds his anty-mat-stepper:P girlfriend

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#37 Dying To Meet You

Dying To Meet You

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Mimis Nachbarin 2 months ago

Disturbing.

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#38 No Pun In Ten Did

No Pun In Ten Did

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Meyer Weinstock 2 months ago

good taste in music, 'tho....

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#39 I Changed My Tinder Bio To This A Few Months Ago And I Get Emails On A Regular Basis From Guys Applying To Go On A Date With Me

I Changed My Tinder Bio To This A Few Months Ago And I Get Emails On A Regular Basis From Guys Applying To Go On A Date With Me

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kasa alex 2 months ago

But did any of them get the job, or at least an interview??

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#40 Someone Is In Trouble

Someone Is In Trouble

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Dowbo 2 months ago

Baby daddy in some real trouble!

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#41 My Favorite Profile That I’ve Seen All Week

My Favorite Profile That I’ve Seen All Week

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Night Owl 2 months ago

II wonder if she's one of those people who cuts out old faces from pictures and pastes in new ones.

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#42 I Swiped Right

I Swiped Right

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Gary 2 months ago

I may need some sort of explanation on that.

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#43 Best Profile I’ve Seen In A While

Best Profile I’ve Seen In A While

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Sinning is Winning 2 months ago

Goddamn Snapchat dog filter...

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#44 So Secret

So Secret

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Gabriel Sbárbaro 2 months ago

Well... she has the body to be one...

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#45 Tried To Make My New Bio More Accurate

Tried To Make My New Bio More Accurate

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Jaguarundi 2 months ago

Clever this Armenian...

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#46 Some Bios Just Make You Smile

Some Bios Just Make You Smile

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Giorgio Prodoti 2 months ago

she won

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#47 That Type Of Girl

That Type Of Girl

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Shinomi Chan 2 months ago

So can I just have the cat and just skip the whole thing?

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#48 Oh, Wow

Oh, Wow

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Mimis Nachbarin 2 months ago

The tall girl on the left isn't Annabeth. It's volleyball player Dana Rettke. She's 2,03m (6'8").

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#49 The Empress Of Tinder

The Empress Of Tinder

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Lios 2 months ago

So I guess there's a template somewhere for Vietnamese and Chinese (possibly Asian) New Zealanders?

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#50 Good To Know, Becca. Good To Know

Good To Know, Becca. Good To Know

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Gary 2 months ago

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Well that's a start...You're a bit quirky aren't you.

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#51 Definitely My Favorite Profile In The Last Few Months

Definitely My Favorite Profile In The Last Few Months

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Ryo Bakura 2 months ago

Don't look down on yourself. Remember, the sky's the limit!

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#52 This Profile Picture

This Profile Picture

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meAgan 2 months ago

fIGHT

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#53 What A Time To Be On Tinder

What A Time To Be On Tinder

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RacconLifeGirlie 2 months ago

ALSO I DON"T FIND IDENTITY THEFT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

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#54 Would You Swipe Right?

Would You Swipe Right?

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Jaguarundi 2 months ago

Registered, researched the candidates and issues on the ballot, voted, DONE!

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#55 I Just Liked Her Bio

I Just Liked Her Bio

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Gerry Higgins 2 months ago

It's nice she's cute. It's not so nice she's pointing it out. Egos are a big turn off

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#56 Just One Photo

Just One Photo

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Gary 2 months ago

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She's a bit Scary

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