Who doesn't question the meaning of life now and again? Or maybe even all the time... It's easy to become disillusioned in this dark and twisted world. If you're currently in that phase, you'll be glad to know you're not alone. There's a whole community wallowing in the absurdity of existence, pessimistically bound together by their love of nihilistic memes.
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The better example is in term of housing. People who earn twice of median income in can easily get mortgage approved from bank then in 10 year finish to pay. While people that only earn half of me might spend 30% to 40% just to pay rent for their entire life.
I bought a pair of combat boots before going to baghdad for 15 months in 2007--- best boots ever. Paid $450 for them. I still got em.
I bought an "executive" office chair from IKEA in about 1995, for £360. Still sitting on it comfortably as I type this. My wife bought cheaper office chairs - she's had 4 in the last 15 years.
My wife convinced me to buy my clothes from LL Bean because even though they are more expensive, they last a lifetime.
Or Eddie Bauer. I have a 40 year old Eddie Bauer corduroy shirt I'm currently decorating with embroidery. I love it.
Load More Replies...This man understood and was able to explain the world in such a way that, not only does it make sense, it points out aspects of humanity that we sometimes feel but cannot always express in our own words. Plus the man had a sword HE MADE OUT OF A METEROROID, so, I mean, we should really listen to him because he's got it goin' on.
You forgot to add he made the sword from a meteorite *so that it could be used in his knighting*. Making a sword from a space rock is cool but making it because you've been given a knighthood and want to be knighted with a space sword instead of whichever sword the royals usually use is extra cool.
Load More Replies...Nihilism is a philosophy that rejects values and the valuation society places on people, objects, and life, and instead states that everything is meaningless. That's according to online learning platform, Masterclass.
But it's not that clear cut. It turns out there are different forms of nihilism. However, all discuss the human condition and its existence. And share some underlying principles.
One is that existence is useless. "A nihilist believes there is no purpose to having values or beliefs because everything in existence is unfounded," explains the Masterclass site.
They also believe there is no truth. "Everything is unfounded and useless, including the truth, so there are no reasons to uphold moral principles for your own sake or the sake of anyone else," states Masterclass.
The third principle is that everything is meaningless. If there is nothing, and nothing we do matters, then all things are meaningless, including the meaning of life.
Is it ethical to burn incriminating evidence in Mar-A-Lago in order to become the President
You want to use "ethical " in conjunction with "tRump?
Load More Replies...Or calling the old age pension benefit a "Ponzi Scheme" while only being taxed on the first $170k of your millions in income?...ironic.
I am convinced excessive wealth does some kind of corruption of the brain that destroys all compassion for one's fellow man.
There have been studies that prove having excess resources warps your mind into thinking you’re better than others and that you are more deserving
Load More Replies...Is it ethical to starve a country after you have bombed everything they own, prevent all food except a tiny trickle getting through to them and shoot them as they starve in queues for crumbs? No, it’s a war crime.
Both questions are useless IMHO. Neither situation should be acceptable to a moral society. So, the meaningful question is: how do we empower the efficient making of bread to maximize affordable access to it for the survival of our society? If we’re one step better, we ask: how do we empower the efficient but healthy and sustainable making of bread to maximize affordable access for the thriving of our society? Hard AF questions whose answers actually mean something as opposed to divisive rage-bait sound bites.
Same. Honestly we are not all "Climbing the corporate ladder". Some of us just have jobs.
Load More Replies...One of the people in management at my job is leaving because 'there's no place to grow' and advance her career and my first thought was 'how does she have the energy?'
This is such a perfect sentiment. Except the 50 year old me wants to correct the "dassit" so badly. But I am standing back....
Nihilists are usually portrayed as "moody, brooding or radical types who have decided that we are insignificant specks floating around an infinite universe, and that therefore nothing matters," says The Ethics Centre.
Think the Joker from Batman. He lives with the belief that the world has failed him, nothing matters, no-one cares, and therefore, we shouldn’t care about anything or anyone either. “Everything burns” in the end, he states. So why not speed up the destruction?
If you really want to know how good Philomena Cunk is, watch the guy who does the Vlogging Through History YouTube channel react to her ‘history documentaries’. He loves her videos. Just wishes she wasn’t so blunt with the truth!
Santa perpetuates the class divide by giving more expensive presents to the children of rich parents. BTW If you haven't seen Cunk - watch it. You'll get a great insight into educated British humour.
Also look for her series "Mandy" (2019-2023). Perfect dark comedy.
Wrong woman. Cunk is played by Diane Morgan, who I think I saw first in Afterlife. Jen from IT Crowd is played by Katherine Parkinson.
Load More Replies..."Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go; I owe my soul to the company store..."
Load More Replies...I can testify that in Europe, until a couple of decades ago, this wasn't the case. The state allowed citizens to live a decent life. Over the past twenty years, however, those governing Europe have clearly been at the behest of the US, whose goal is to export its unbridled capitalism across the world to enrich a few oligarchs, and they are gradually dismantling the welfare state.
What 👏🏻 I’ve 👏🏻 always 👏🏻 said! 👏🏻 If you’re going to be poor no matter how hard you work….DON’T WORK. They should NOT get to steal your whole life that way. Don’t give anything to people who won’t give you anything. GENERAL STRIKE.
Doing our part to appease the market gods, i.e. line their pockets many times over so that they can afford bigger yachts and mansions than their neighbor market gods. And so that our taxes can be used to bail them out when they gambled too close to the sun. Free Luigi.
Most of you MUST have figured this one out by now?! It has always (!) been the State vs the People and it will literally remain like that until, I don't know what must happen. We are not here to be happy or content. We are here to "serve our master" ie The State. I would assume I am somewhat better in charge of my life since husband and I have our own companies and do WTF we want-if we can afford it-but I assume wrong. So, my conclusion is this: become a REALLY good crook, don't ever get caught and try to live your best life.
It isn’t “the state versus the people.” It’s “wealthy people and business versus everybody else.”
Load More Replies...Because people work harder if they're starving. That's capitalism, comrade !
Sooner or later they get fed up with that sh1t and bring out the guillotines.
Load More Replies...People don't seem to realize it but the bottom majority are just the current day slaves. They are just given enough to keep them going so the rich can become richer and then they are disposed just like yesterday's trash.
As a child, I tried to poison my brother by leaving some dish soap in his mug. He deserved it and I got a great idea to use as an amateur writer.
As a young women, I accidently hit my Father in the head with an axe 40 times.
Load More Replies...Mt inlybposession is a rice bowl. I expect someone else to fill it for me.
We mentioned earlier that there are different forms of nihilism.... Well, here they are:
Epistemological nihilism is more than the skeptic who questions the validity of information. This person flat-out denies that knowledge exists altogether. In their mind, if there is knowledge in the universe, we cannot attain it, therefore it might as well not exist at all.
Be fair, the CEO will get a few million dollars bonus that year, so there is a bright side
It is often cheaper to pay the fine than to prevent the pollution.
Load More Replies...It is a silocial construct. You could go to jail for littering or you could go to jail by blowing up the corporations. Your choice.
As I've posted several times before, the word "privilege" means "private law."
Corporate law enables this. If your corporation is held responsible for anything, you can simply break it apart and hide assets or declare bankruptcy and remove assets prior to a court decision on how much is available to pay off debts. Thanks to your government who prefers the support of corporations to your support except during elections.
Nobody goes to jail for littering. Politicians decide what chemicals are legal, not factory owners.
As I watched Hannibal, I felt bad for Will Graham. Then I realised I'm like him. I understand everyone and see a hurt little child in every bully. Too bad I'm regarded as a bag of problems, not a person with normal feelings.
Do, and Handmaid's tale. The book Handmaid's Tale is quite a bit different from the current TV series.
Load More Replies...Hope? Some of those places in the novels are doing better than the United States right now.
An ethical nihilist basically believes that there are no ethics. In other words, there’s no reason to hold themselves or anyone else to any ethical standards.
And those who go by existential nihilism hold the belief that life has no meaning. "Everyone everywhere, at every point, has no value to the universe," explains Masterclass. "Existential nihilism overlaps with the branch of philosophy called existentialism."
History will not record what's happening now as a major success for the human race. If there is any history to judge ...
The current administration is also not keeping records of memos, speeches, etc. They scrub the text of trump’s dementia-addled ramblings.
Load More Replies...It is amazing how much damage to mental health electing a psychopath president can do.
General Disaster will be performing your brief
Load More Replies...I asked my GP for a referral to a psychologist. She said she doesn't believe that can help. 'Wouldn't you prefer to see a psychiatrist and get mood stabilisers?' Yes, I'm always sad and serious, but the doctor is one of the reasons why. Mood stabilisers! That's the modern medicine, don't solve problems, take d***s and shut up.
For some people, d***s are a vital part solving the problem. They may or may not be the correct treatment for you, that's something that has to be determined by a qualified doctor. But dismissing a course of treatment because you don't like it is no different than those who dismiss counseling because they don't think it works.
Load More Replies...Possible cure/ treatment: Watch The Daily Show every Monday and bring that level of irony and attitude to all events that happen.
Except me...I got my depression out if the way early so now I can enjoy the collapse of civilization.
I know that I at almost 50 years old is dealing with depression/anxiety for the first time ever, I feel this
D**n. Last time I did more than a micro dose, all I got was singing chipmunks.
Oh, the 70s ... when a houseful of young folk were on LSD. It was a night to remember ... some had better memories than others! Can't say I saw God, but I said, "Oh, wow..." more than a few times!
Load More Replies...Try living on a farm and providing your own necessities and then tell me that's not work. Food, clothing and shelter are the bare minimums and to provide any of those things requires strenuous labor
Nobody ever said farming wasn’t work. In fact, that’s the reason why most people would rather have a job in a town sitting at a desk than be farmers.
Load More Replies...Yes, I hate to break it to all the starry-eyed business people out there, but NOBODY would work if we weren’t forced to. Sorry to bust your romantic illusions about hustle culture.
Although, "when you find a job you enjoy, are good at and which benefits humanity, you'll never work another day in your life"
What's the saying? Do what you love and you never work a day in your life.
"Nobody wants to work any more" is Capitalismese for "It's getting harder and harder to exploit people these days."
No, when i use it, it means "i cant believe they called in again, now i have to do their job too AND listen to them complain that theyre broke" They asked for the job, then complain about having to actually do it. Sick of it
Load More Replies...Passive nihilism states that nihilism is its own end, and there is no reason to pursue higher values. While political nihilists believe that no-one should hold any political views and should instead try to tear down all political institutions.
If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church.
Load More Replies...I mean... They're not wrong. I have this theory that, by all accounts, Satan is the father of all knowledge, dating all the way back to him convincing Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, which effectively gave them the ability to perceive the world around them and learn from it of their own volition. He literally convinced them to take the ability to learn for themselves.
Ever since I was a kid I was focused on that. What’s so wrong with having knowledge? I’ve happily been an atheist for about 29 years.
Load More Replies...He does indeed. My FIL once saw some Mormons from his doorstep by declaring himself a Satanist. He finished with ".. we're very peaceful. There's never been a war between two groups of Satanists. Join us!". The Mormons never came back.
Load More Replies...The God of the Bible punished the first humans for eating from the tree of knowledge. God wants you to be dumb for reasons I can't figure out.
Because religion is a social control construct and uneducated people are easier to control. Listen to your master; don’t ask why; they know best. Way more powerful when it’s an all-powerful being telling you knowledge is bad than the rich guy down the street. So the rich guy rigged the Old Testament a bit.
Load More Replies...Actually, they study evolution and psychology in school. They can figure out sexuality in biology classes, especially if they have a smart, open-minded teacher. Witchcraft comes as a bonus :))
"Merry meet, and merry part, and merry met again"
Load More Replies...A company called King (connected to Microsoft) just fired hundreds of their employees and they are replacing them with the same AI that they developed. Can't make this s**t up.
I'm all for the technologic marvel behind the development of AI... but like... You don't have to go out of your way to try and be unethical, and it feels like that's what they doing.
Load More Replies...Maybe. But honestly, what I do for a living gives me meaning. I work for a facility that offers cheap accommodation for friends and family of inpatients at our local hospital, many of them are parents of newborns in the NICU and cancer patients. My job is low-paying (I fold linens and do janitorial work overnights), but I'm the one making sure that these people--who are scared and emotionally drained--have a clean place to eat and sleep while medical staff care for their loved one. And working overnights means I get to do it with minimal human interaction.
And those same people making Min wage having their health care taken from them and being told, "it must be done", while cutting the taxes of the employer. GRRRR!
I tought they promissed us robots for doing the hard work for us. So we would have spare time, to create art.
This jus shows that the robots are smarter than we are. They read about Tom Sawyer painting that fence, and now they'r teaching us to paint. Basically, we need food and they don't.
They're doing the easy jobs because they suck at doing the hard ones.
No. They are doing creative jobs that have no repercussions (art). The jobs that have repercussions, no company will insure an AI for. They have models that will read an XRay as well as a human, but the company making it won't take responsibility for the work the way a human doctor will. AI is currently only suited for jobs that have no liability.
Load More Replies...But most people suck at poetry and painting. Anyway, when was the last time you spent money for a book of poems?
Just remember WWJD includes turning over tables and using a whip to get rid of people he disapproved of (possibly more than once since scholars aren't sure if the multiple depictions are all of the same event), even if this only refers to people disrespecting God in a temple/church there's lots of opportunities there, especially with the prosperity gospel.
Well of course, that's why the Romans executed him, dont fafo with their money.At that point they had had enough of his ramblings anyway so when he tossed the money lenders stalls, they were gonna get him no matter what hey charged him with. They were pisssed.
Load More Replies...Its the least a good friend or acquaintance can do....use my passing as long as you need
My kids say this frequently, with my blessing, this nightmare bloodline ends here. No more procreation.
my sis is over 40 and single(pregnancy possible but not expected), my brother is literally ball-less (thank you mighty overlord)and I am most certainly childfree. the only ones who could still interfere are our stepsisters.
I'm childfree, because I think I have inherited my father's lack of paternal instincts. My philandering brother, divorced before the second child was born, has two. The older son already sees his father realistically. His younger daughter learned to play her father like a fiddle, since she is his golden child. Swings and roundabouts, I guess. I am happy with my choice.
Load More Replies...I’ve always said the latter! It’s dramatic. In fact, it’s 19th Century Dramatic!
there's a LOT-O-FAMILIES that should be taking this pledge !!! Seriously !!!!!!!!!!!
I never liked kids. There are things in my genetics that need to not be passed down. Easy decision.
I've always told those annoying Christians trying to get me to convert that they don't just have to prove to me that their god exists, but also why the f**k I would want to worship it. I've read their bible and I've seen its works.
The Christian God took away the Pharaoh's free will so he could murder Egyptian first born children. I don't understand why anyone would like that God.
Load More Replies...If there is a God, he is a malign thug. Mark Twain
Load More Replies...What if God was just meant to watch over the piece of the Middle East where all of the bible is based? And we were meant to have other Gids for other pieces of the world? With the kind of workload all the bloody missionaries created, I can imagine them being like 'I'm out' 😅
If God was just meant to be watching over the Middle East, I think he's asleep on the job.
Load More Replies...If there is a God, He's the biggest underachiever in the history of the cosmos.
My mother had a dream about her dead father. He said he sent me, and angel, to take mother to heaven when she lost her will to live. If that's true, I'll have a serious word with him after my death. Maybe that's why I'm having such a hard time enduring human stupidity, lol.
If you die and see god, the naltrexone may still have a chance of winning, but it's going to be a close thing
“If he is infinitely good, what reason should we have to fear him? If he is infinitely wise, why should we have doubts concerning our future? If he knows all, why warn him of our needs and fatigue him with our prayers? If he is everywhere, why erect temples to him? If he is just, why fear that he will punish the creatures that he has filled with weaknesses? If grace does everything for them, what reason would he have for recompensing them? If he is all-powerful, how offend him, how resist him? If he is reasonable, how can he be angry at the blind, to whom he has given the liberty of being unreasonable? If he is immovable, by what right do we pretend to make him change his decrees? If he is inconceivable, why occupy ourselves with him? IF HE HAS SPOKEN, WHY IS THE UNIVERSE NOT CONVINCED?” ― Percy Bysshe Shelley, The Necessity of Atheism and Other Essays
The third sentence is correct. The first sentence is not. (Not where I live anyway).
Where I'm from they commit a lot of the crime. I used to live across the street from a place that took apart stolen cars and sold off the parts. The whole operation was run by the police. The cops are also often hired by d**g traffickers as enforcers and body guards.
Load More Replies...Everything in the third sentence is good, but none of it will deter in the least the biggest criminals of all - the rich.
They're the ones making effective implementation of the third sentence difficult.
Load More Replies...Police don't prevent the initial crime. They prevent further crime by increasing the likelihood of consequences for the illegal act.
There are still going to be terrible people, but for petty crimes, like burglary and d***s, the above list can help prevent people from getting to that point. Then, ideally, the police would have more time to focus on said terrible people.
Load More Replies...Vegetarians never argue, there is never any beef between them.
Any disagreements they have are just small potatoes.
Load More Replies...I love the reaction I get when parents are talking to other parents about their kids and turn to me and ask if I have kids and I say, "Oh god no. It sounds like a horrific situation to be in."
Yeah, nasty smelly things. Ugh. lol I had a conversation with a father years ago and told him he would be lost without them. He said nope, I wouldn't. That was pretty sad to hear really.
Load More Replies...I would make sure Abraham didn't leave Ur - by any means necessary. No Abraham, no Abrahamic religions.
yup-- taking my nasty ol' germs back 30,000 yrs ago and make everything reboot.
Don't worry. There is now a political party that is burning all those nasty books.
Load More Replies...Putting tattooed tree corpses on display on other not tattooed tree corpses
Crazy rich people tend to do this thing: when they have an expensive item, it's suuuuper easy to just dump it. I've seen this in the horse world. A LOT. LOT. Average Joes like me, we have our horses age out and ride less, let them retire, and spend time and money keeping them comfortable. Wealthy, they have the money to dx the problems, then sell the horse downstream or just dump it at auction. Saw rich kids in prep school kind of in this boat. A surprising corollary.
That explains why I'm uncomfortable and confused when someone hands me one.
Youre telling me a billionaire convicted felon who’s filed for bankruptcy several times isn’t the man for the job?
Thinking that is TREASON - we're going to expel you from the country - I mean Kingdom ...
Load More Replies...Started weighing my portions to be under 500g and actually putting aside the extra for later. Got 10kg lighter in a year.
Someone c*****d the code, how pastafarianism came into existence.
To be successful criminal is generally beyond most people because it requires you to keep your mouth shut
I don’t know….it seems to be working for Donald, and he never fücking shuts up.
Load More Replies...Me (as I get older) : I hope I'm still around to laugh, even just at myself
When I was young I read many Dostoyevsky novels. I decided that the prime reason I would never choose self ending is that life is like a Russian novel, full of suffering and everyone endures it to the last second. But it is an interesting life. So I want to see how my personal novel ends.
Sometimes I’m so depressed I don’t even care about seeing how it ends.
Load More Replies...me now....I hope I don't wet my pants when/IF I can laugh at anything these days.....
In the absence of available souls, kibble will do
Load More Replies...And now I have "Kitty Man Comes" stuck in my head. Thanks ever so. Lol
Load More Replies...I have a(nother) private theory that religion started as an attempt to balance the "I have a bigger club than you do, so do as I say" visible threat, against a new "the spirits do not agree with you, and will punish you after death " invisible threat. I respect the courage of the first priests but feel that we have maybe moved on, to the point where we can work out our own system of morals without supernatural assistance. But then I read the papers ...
It was fortold in the ancient scrolls that the feline would rule.
After my wife convinced me to drive to NC from Mi during the day vs at night when I like to drive. Just me and a few others on the road. AMAZING how many people slow every one else down for NO reason.
And they lay it out on social media like it is something to be proud of
I was telling my husband this morning how I HATE people !!! He of course rolled his eyes....so later today I said, I'd like to rephrase my comment from this morning...."I HATE inefficiency !!!".....he said..."Well, that just about includes everyone......" so, that's my point...just said it in a nicer way.....
As a young adult, I wanted to deal with childhood trauma. Was told to see a psychologist. He was unprofessional and just wanted me to shut up. He went next door to the psychiatrist and came back with a prescription for antidepressants. Zero talk about side effects, nothing. And now people don't believe me it happened bc that's not how one gets prescribed antidepressants.
That's just sad. I hope you were able to move on from that quack.
Load More Replies...Yeah, my doctor tells me the pills she wants me to take for my anxiety are not addictive. She calls them lavender pills which is supposed to be mild. I think all pills become addictive if you have to take them constantly. All pills have side effects. This is one is supposed to cause reflux.
*Might* trick your brain. A little bit. And probably have unpleasant side effects.
You can always add more when the ones you're on stop working! And yes, I realize that this is not a good thing....
Load More Replies...This is exactly how Spanish is spoken - the subjunctive always sounds so ominous to me. “Have a great day but anything could happen!”
What I've beenhearing from trades people lately is "have a nice rest of your day".
HAH. Ok, that's fair. Didn't even think about it till you pointed it out.
Load More Replies...A thought-terminating cliché is a phrase used to end a discussion or debate, often by dismissing further inquiry or critical thinking with a simplistic or overused expression. These phrases, while sometimes appearing harmless, can stifle productive dialogue and prevent deeper understanding of complex issues.
I'm keeping a list. I've noticed that some are universal, and some are specific to one side of the political spectrum: "You're brainwashed", "This is my truth", "Boys will be boys", "That's just human nature", "This is offensive to me", "You're too sensitive".
Then again, sometimes you can't helpt but conclude that it is, indeed, what it is.
Load More Replies...You have become empowered. Thank the author. And continue that discussion, even if only with yourself - thinking is good.
I use "it is what it is" to mean that there's nothing I can do about it and I feel helpless. I've never used it in any other context. It's just another form of "yeah, it sucks"
Um. I thought my therapy records were supposed to be private, because, this sounds like me😆😯😐😑 I mean, just don't ever watch the news, people
I had to get off the majority of social media and stop looking at news after the 2024 election. It's been the longest presidency in human history so far and everything is going wrong everywhere. Why can't we just be kind?
Load More Replies...It doesn't have to be that way. Once you realize you have nothing to lose all kinds of possibilities open up, and life becomes much more interesting.
I reached that point in my late 20s and realised my future would either be an early deąth or a drinking problem. 41 and still drinking.
I would recommend that person learn a musical instrument. Playing an instrument really does give life a purpose.
What instrument would you suggest for someone in the third age, not musical but a keen consumer of it, and definitely doesn't have room for anything big?
Load More Replies...I do know the feeling, but our lives and circumstances do change over time and the ways that we cope with the negative parts of our lives also adapt as time goes on. Even if a lot of the larger circumstances of your life haven't changed a lot seven years from now (same job, same town, etc.), you won't be the same person in seven years. You'll have learned new things and figured out life in a different way, even if those things/ways don't seem very important.
Yup. Try feeling like this when you realise you can't physically do all those things you were saving up for your retirement. No antidepressant on earth will counteract the regret.
Pro tip: Before you get serious, I DO suggest putting you and your partner in difficult and embarrassing (but not dangerous) situations: Show up late for a movie, get lost going somewhere, wear the wrong clothes for a date, screw up somehow. See how your partner reacts. Is that the kind of reaction you want to encounter for the rest of your life?
A girlfriend intentionally made me angry at the beginning of our relationship for exactly that reason. We're married for over 20 years now. 😊
Load More Replies...Sorry, grizzlyadventures, I've just remembered a subsequent engagement, I can't make Friday evening. I'll get back to you about Saturday ...
After my mother's mother died, she cried to me she lost the only person who was on her side. Subtle criticism noted. But the worst was mother having terminal cancer. A narcissist with cancer is worse than everything else.
Oh yeah, you should've seen how my grandfather carried on. RIP, I guess, you selfish old jerk.
Load More Replies...Well, we married 6 months after our first date....enjoyed all the above catastrophes and more, and here we are 45 years into this trial run......I guess we made a good decision back then....hmmph!
Psych prof is correct though-- but add watch how they treat animals and wait staff/servers!
"Observe the happy moron, he does not give a d**n. I wish I were a moron - my god, perhaps I am !"
I left Church bc I didn't want to confess to the same sins and was told intrusive thoughts are sins, too. My mother told me she has a problem with confession bc she has no sins to confess to. God, why did You punish me with intelligence? I wish I were stupid. Life's so easy for the dumb.
Oh, they're just as unhappy as we are, but lack the skills to explain why.
I have always suspected that our 'companion animals' are laughing at us, in between meals
After spending sufficient time with me you'd probably be moving quickly in the opposite direction as well
My friend is like that however I have be on the cpmfort person and I am happy to be a comforting presence for him when he’s spiraling. I ramble about random things to him and it helps sometimes I don’t understand it lol
Load More Replies...I once saw three rainbows at the same time. Must've been one heck of a s**t then. XD
I thought he created angels as séx partners, but I'm prepared to discuss this
Well then he must have had a thing for wings and eyes, because... 32042-sera...e_file.jpg
He tried that... it didn't work out so well for him.
Load More Replies...Laundry doesn't often get into the history books. Unless you read Ruth Goodman.
There is something off putting watching her have an orgasm on national television as she’s given a contraption to plant strawberries on The Tudor Farm. That isn’t what we pay our license fee for.
Load More Replies...I am quite sure my Congressional Rep is devising a plot to have me deported. His 'contact me' page has been getting frequent use from me.
It is close to b finished. I will need to unload the machine. To be honest, I didn't do it for some time - dépression - but I run out of underwear.
Load More Replies...I give what money I can to organizations to fight the fight for me because I really need to do some laundry.
In Eastern European terms they look on the verge of a giggle fit.
Load More Replies...Agreed - that man saw the future and wrote it down
Load More Replies...My ancestors were Canadian….until around the year 1900, when they decided to come to the U.S. I curse their names daily.
So many worthy people died in WW 2 but my grandparents survived. Gosh darn it. Even then, I wouldn't exist without the Yalta agreement. Grandfather was moved from today's Belarus and grandmother from today's Ukraine to West Pomerania. They lost 2 daughters, the third, my mother, unfortunately survived. Father's parents spent the entire war in Yugoslavia. I'm so angry with all of them.
My family are a bunch of loud-mouthed hyperactive opinionated weirdos. As I am a loud-mouthed, hyperactive opinionated weirdo, I of course find them absolutely exhausting to be around.
There's always the hope that your current family really DID find you behind a dumpster...
Went back in France (French ancestors via the Huguenots) to the year 1040 and still don't know.
yeah, and that's part of the allure--trying to find some redeeming qualities SOMEWHERE in the bloodline! lol
As a descent of the slave trade/brutality; I couldn't disagree with this statement more.
Because the Republican philosophy of ruling is to make a profit off every thing. This cartoon just is an example of when public parks start charging entrance fees.
Load More Replies...I hate the EOFY so much. Not only did I not get a tax refund this year, but suddenly I'm surrounded by various companies demanding payment. Renew this, renew that... I'M BROKE AND UNEMPLOYED LEAVE ME ALONE.
I've been thinking about Hedwig Hoss from the film Zone of Interest. Smelling flowers with baby next to Auschwitz. I know so many heartless women like that. Witnessing suffering without any human emotion.
And going through the stolen clothing, furs, jewelry...the banality of evil.
Load More Replies...It's the monster on top of the bed that we should truly fear. Underneath, it's mostly dust-bunnies.
Obviously, because we'd beat the everloving c**p out of him for all this.
It is obvious that if there is a god that created everything, a lot of what was created was not thought through very well.
Load More Replies...Well, the last time he sent a representative down, we nailed him to some 4x4", so...
Isn't that the whole point of the New Testament? God decided to visit so we beat the c**p out of him?
No.. not the point. Maybe try reading it for yourself? Dont rely on what someone else tells you it means
Load More Replies...Sorry, what movie? (Yes i could google, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who doesn't know and this way you have the opportunity to feel cool 😁)
Around my 10th chronic illness diagnosis, I concluded that my parents shouldn't have reproduced with each other. That was decades ago, and I have an entire alphabet of diagnoses, so clearly my conclusion was correct.
Load More Replies...But mummy wants to be unconditionally loved and have sb to take her anger out on. Plus both parents want a free maid.
For taking out your anger, nothing is better than antimony.
Load More Replies...I just imagined holding a little version of myself and shuddered in horror. (My nephew is already a tiny weirdo anyway, so that's been taken care of).
I had a flight turn around 10 minutes into the air because "we forgot to put gas in the plane." If you find yourself in that situation, it does *not* help to loudly announce, "I'm not even in the airline industry and *I* know that you put gas in the plane."
The previous night of binge eating empty calories will do that to you.
I just spent $14k plus airfare to fly to Turkey for a bunch of work. My 3 kids don't need the money... Yeah, saw that story too.
Load More Replies...Wouldn't you be after one of those winters? After that 120 year geopolitical history? And my Tolstoy tells me it was a long time coming.
Load More Replies...(Note to readers in the USA - this joke doesn't work so well when translated into most European languages)
One reason why the religious sales pitch doesn't work on me is that I am not interested in going to heaven. It sounds AWFUL.
In fact, {amount of shít you're unimpressed by} is a function of age - tending to 100% by middle-age. This mechanism is called 'experience' .
At least I no longer care if teenagers think I'm uncool. Like whatever, I've got nothing to prove to you punks.
this should be when you reach the age of reason....................though it is rather illusionary for many:(
So, sit back, do nothing and await a glorious future? Not really that empowering ...
I sometimes envy small children and the small world they live in. Then I see a tantruming toddler in the grocery store and am reminded of how easily their small world is shattered into pieces, only to be placated by the next best thing they urgently want right now. The disappointing aspect of this is that some people never seem to grow fully out of this mindset.
My favorite thing to do is, in a grocer when a parent is battling with a cranky toddler/baby saying "why are you crying? You don't even have a job". Parent is amused, child is taken aback at the concept.
Load More Replies...When I was 25 I could fit all that I owned in a van. Not much to lose.
I see your van and raise you a hatchback coupe
Load More Replies...First picture - anyone else thinking of Fry's "Five boys" chocolate bars?
He said, right before they both collapsed into a seizing mess as dinosaurs do not possess the medical knowledge to know that eating drunk and high people is a counterindication for taking antidepressants.
Only when they've ensured that piracy is illegal and heavily policed. Basically, it's a shake-down.
I'm unclear - are you saying them preventing you distributing for free what they paid for the rights to distribute constitutes a "shake down"?
Load More Replies...Streaming video services sure cleared up a lot of my hard disk drive space.
That's why I have a dozen terabytes of external hard drive space, for if the world ends or the internet goes out
Load More Replies...Disagree. I watched The Substance on a pirate ship and the quality was excellent.
Load More Replies...and don't forget having wings and being absolutely terrible at flying
I wonder if they are in pain when they crawl out of their shell skin.
Do it like me and just ignore politics. You cannot do anything about it, so just make fun of it and keep going.
But, vote ! Every chance you get. It's your one superpower.
Load More Replies...When I was young and my heart was an open book, I used to say, “Live and let live,”…..
"Actually, it was live and let die." "Whatever, it had a good rhythm."
Load More Replies..."Mental disorder" as judged by the people who don't think that way. In the Land of the Blind, the One-eyed person is clearly insane ... everyone else agrees ... (who wrote that story, btw?)
It's an ancient proverb. Are you thinking of "The Country of the Blind" by HG Wells?
Load More Replies...I was only able to do that because I have autism. Doing repetitive tasks in a quiet room for hours is very soothing for me. For anyone else? God forbid.
Well, I wiggle around a lot over time, but yes.
Load More Replies...Looks harder and realises it's not a French guy, it's Jeffrey Dahmer looking at my legs...
Load More Replies...(Witch places frog in a cauldron and slowly turns up the heat) - "how's that going now, smart-ársé ?"
This reminds me of that saying that people don't quit bad jobs, they quit bad management. I think about that a lot.
My job was awesome and my coworkers were great. The boss who ultimately got rid of me for stupid reasons? Complete and total bullying a*****e everyone hated. And being enabled by upper management the entire time. (At least until that changed two months later and she got the boot. Suckeeeerrr).
Load More Replies...It’s a choice between a bad option and a worse option.
My boss used to say "remember there's no good wine in prison". If I replied "my liver could probably do with a rest" or "what about France, I bet they have wine in prison " then she knew it was time to go for a coffee.
Load More Replies...People really need to learn what intrusive thoughts actually means.
Looks as if you've already fed one of them, and the other is quite capable of making his own arrangements ...
I am unaware of any soul. All we know is the natural world. Why must we humans complicate that by adding on the unproven supernatural?
Because we must be superior to all other life forms to justify tge horrors we impose on them.
Load More Replies...Animal, agreed. Not so sure about that 'soul' thing, though - sounds dangerously close to the hand-waving "Original Sin" thing they used to threaten us with, when we were young and impressionable. But, "Here and Now, I am alive" ...
As if animals don't have a soul. I think this person meant to say "consciousness".
A soul is a religious idea. Why are we forcing religion on animals???
Load More Replies...Well, my career sometimes involves badly-spelt letters that say, "I love you mam" and it makes it less soul-destroying.
If nothing else I'm incredibly grateful I got the opportunity to travel in my life.
I'd have made a good retired greyhound, sleeping, twice round the garden, eating, sleeping (farting optional)
But if you go to therapy you can talk about your problems with a professional and have even less money
As a therapist, I fully endorse this idea.
Load More Replies...We are currently living on the new computer to find out what the question was.
Load More Replies...Eating simple carbs produces serotonin, which is why it is called comfort food. The drawback is after an hour your blood sugar plummets you down into the depths of depression, thus requiring another hit of serotonin by eating more carbs. And the excessive insulin that rushes into your blood to process that glucose blob will create inflammation throughout your body. It is a full losing cycle.
8mg of xanax a day is pretty darn comforting too. I don't remember a lot anymore, but ignorance is bliss.
Load More Replies...Except DOGE cut the budget for forest rangers. So the ideal job no longer exists.
Load More Replies...What? Raccoons don't have a lot of money. Sometimes they like to collect shiny objects, so a raccoon might have a few coins and if you become his friend he might give them to you, but that's no way to earn a living. Even if you can become friends with a large number of raccoons and they all give you all their money, you will be earning much less than minimum wage. No, go to work. You can become friends with a raccoon in your spare time, but don't imagine you can make a career of it.
Or even to find something better to eat/do ? But, yes, if my great-grandfather had a choice to live in this century instead of the 19th, he'd snap it up.
I stand by the assertion that being a good person is supposed to suck. If it didn't, no one would go through the trouble of being a bad person.
Not if society was so that being nice actually helped give you a better life
Load More Replies...Some people what others to suck just worse than they do.
I took my kids to see How to Train Your Dragon and someone in the back had their kid on their IPAD PLAYING OUT LOUD.
So a movie date is considered expensive these days??? yeah, it's been a while, not a fan of theaters
So it is inevitable. Might as well have some laughs along the journey!
Load More Replies...George couldn't understand why he had failed the interview for the s*x chat line operator.
So, blame me, shame me, punish me, hate me - or I could mutter something about "Mars being in the ascendant" and walk away whistling? Tough choice ...
Got talking with someone. Got on well. Another person one day read out their own horoscope. This turned the conversation into people’s star signs. I say I’m a Scorpio. The person says I can’t be (turns out they’re big into astrology) as I was to nice, genuine and caring. Never saw this person again when I showed them ID with date of birth. Scorpios are also very protective and that’s when we sting!!
I read an article about the worst signs, including Gemini. My brother is a Gemini and was described perfectly. Like, saying hurtful things not to make you better, just to hurt you. Senseless cruelty.
Every description of a sign describes different facets of everyone perfectly. Not me though! I’m on the cusp of Leo and Cancer so I’m nuts!
Load More Replies...Trump and right wing media has twisted it into blaming all brown colored people for our problems.
A*****e? Sometimes it's hard to guess what the censor idiot is censoring....
because if the cause is coming from within themselves, then possibly the cure might, also. But if the cause is external, then only flight from reality could possibly help.
I hate to tell you this, but the depressed/anxious person already considers this possibility. No one gaslights like they gaslight themselves.
Load More Replies...Regardless if we accept the fact that our current government/world situation is the cause for our mental health issues, medical intervention is really the only answer. Sadly!!!
Therapists then: Tell me your dreams. Therapists now: Show me your memes.
Load More Replies...At least the blots might be neutral. "How attacked do you feel?" is a leading question, and therapists are supposed to stay clear of those. They tell me.
Why t*****e us by censoring turtle? What did the turtle do to upset you so much?
Sisyphus must have done something really bad to deserve all that - especially the loans
"The whole infinite universe. The infinite suns. The infinite distances between them. And yourself - an invisible dot on an invisible dot, INFINITELY SMALL..."
there has been research to show that there are micro structures in the brain that exhibit the signs that there is quantum activity going on ... they have speculated that this may have somethin g to do with consciousness - alien loving loons jumped up and did the rest. poor scientists - they try so hard only to have their careful study trashed by twats. https://physicsworld.com/a/quantum-behaviour-in-brain-neurons-looks-theoretically-possible/
Science headlines are always like this. "Did archeologist just prove Atlantis really existed?" Then the article says something like "Almost certainly not, but wouldn't it be cool if they did?"
Load More Replies...I think George Lucas is right... Like "The Force." There's a positive and a negative. We, being feeble minded, gave the positive side the name of "God" and the negative "Satan." When you die, your being just goes back into the lifeforce to mingle with all the others like a giant bowl of soup. The next birth is a little bit of every soul thats passed. Not reincarnation as we think of it, but you could be 3 atoms of Ramses, 5 of Napoleon, 3 of an English maiden etc. The forces come into play for the living. After, you just go back into the soup. Sorry, I think that gummie I ate was a bit too strong! :)
It's called "relaxation", and it can only happen when someone else is doing all the work
Or maybe they just sleep. And I don't know about you, but and it surely can happen without someone else is doing all the work. Or are we supposed to just grind and work 24 hours a day?
Load More Replies...My grandmother found my 7th grade diary and read it. I will always hate her for that ...
even though shes probably dead now and it never affected you
Load More Replies...Whoever reads my diary had better be ready to finance some therapist's yacht....
Emotion? Hmm... that part of me hasn't worked correctly since forever. Maybe it's a paid optional extra or something?
Exactly, that's why I would rather read BP posts with incorrect "facts" from Instagram than AITA posts (though, to be clear, I would also like for the facts posts to be accurate)
Load More Replies...I bet he did - kindergarten can be a rough place if your name is unusual
Load More Replies...Ah yes, because this just couldn't have been made without baseless "facts" (bottom right) and guilt-tripping (mid left)
It will get better? Like, have you looked at a chart of just about every measurable metric over the past decade? You know, back in 2016 when we thought it was a really horrible year that would go down in history as "yeah, 2016, I understand". Now you probably can't even remember why 2016 sucked because it's not been a downward trend so much as a free fall without a parachute, to the point where we're like "so what fresh hell will we wake up to in 2026?".
Astrophysicist Neil Degrasse Tyson said “Climate change will make Earth a living hell, not uninhabitable, and will destroy coastal cities like New York”
Load More Replies...Just think of all that land in Northern Canada that will be habitable!
Carl Sagan testified in 1985 before Congress,and no one listened then! https://youtu.be/Wp-WiNXH6hI?si=l5wlXhDKdK7N5tZB
"Enjoy this year! It is so much better than the next one..."
Load More Replies..."Happiness isn't something you experience. It's something you remember" ~I forget who said this.
Capitalism (why isn't it censored?) by definition needs to exploit something. If it's not the planet or animals, it's us.
Load More Replies...*EVERYFUCKINGBODY* full of Teflon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC2eSujzrUY
Fun new research: epigenetics suggests that pollutants your parents, and even grandparents, were exposed to, can affect the expression of genes in you. So maybe you're full of asbestos, lead, AND microplastics :)
If God hated Shrek, why are both of them still alive? This is "weird" with a capital "Crazy"
I suspect we don't really want the ride to stop. That would be a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
The mild annoyance of a dull and boring life is preferable to the excitement and stress of a health crisis.
There is no light without darkness. We need both. That is the way it has always been.
I *like* my dull and boring life. Peace, tranquility, birds in the trees. What am I stressed about right now? Well I have a half dozen meal options and picking just one is so dåmn hard... That's about my level of excitement.
No, but do too many wrong things and you might get an abrupt halt that says Guru Meditation.
The Blame Game is particularly harsh about those who take action - of any sort. Personally, I'd blame the bástárd who tied all those people to the tracks...
I remember when I first heard about this dilemma. I couldn't understand WHY it was a dilemma. I thought: "Of course spending one life to save five was the right thing to do. It's basic math." But later I was discussing this with someone and they pointed out that, by taking action, now YOU, both legally and morally, were the killer. I still stand by my original choice, though the math has changed slightly. Now instead of spending one life to save five you are spending two as you will be tried for murder.
That would be when we decided that we are more important that other people
No, dude, a big noisy machine washed it and complex chemical processes dried it. All I did was move it from there to here and that's it, I'm done, it can rest on the drying rack until I either need to wear it or I need the space to dry something else.
It wasn’t complex chemical processes that dried your laundry. It was air. Moving air, hot air.
Load More Replies...Like unloading and loading a dishwasher, laundry is a labor of many steps.
So, tell me then. What compelled you to post your comment?
Load More Replies...If they really hate small talk, they're never gong to have kids, so why marry? "Mummy I saw this frog on the way to school, Mummy listen to me, Mummy this is important..."
So marriage is purely about procreation? Sterile people need not apply.
Load More Replies...That's exactly how we prefer to communicate. I might skip the "hi honey, I'm home" to be fair.
People don't hate small talk, they hate feeling forced to have conversations to fill quiet.
We spend out time and energy fixing things, creating stuff, cleaning the house, cooking the meals, raising the kids. You know the important stuff. We don't waste our time babbling nonsense.
I describe myself as a ghost currently inhabiting this freshly shell. My ghost would like to make a claim under guarantee....there *is* a guarantee, right? *Right*?
Hey BP. Shouldn’t you censor the entire text and image? Just for s**ts and giggles?
And I have four arms, apparently - as well as forearms. Thank heavens for the 2nd Amendment !
Unfortunately, it seems we are losing the 1st..
Load More Replies...Rather an extreme solution? If curses really worked, then witches would be running the world. What really work are arrogance and greed, apparently.
Think of what you can do first! Ok, one more inconvenience happens and you're going to leave just like you said you would — but you don't have to do that immediately. What would you like to do before you leave? See Venice, watch your grandchildren grow up, murder a bunch of people whom the world will be better off without, go to Hawaii and learn to surf? We're all gonna go sooner or later; there's no hurry....
I changed my mind, I love life, I want to live forever, this s**t is great I hope it never ends
I have to disagree with that second one, even if I went to live in the woods I would very much be working most of the day to feed myself and survive…
It feels less like work when you can see your actions directly benefitting yourself.
Load More Replies...IIRC that 'few hundred years of capitalism" were preceded by a few millennia of slavery - and that's not very human either ?
Before capitalism there were serfs and slaves and beggars. If you weren't the rich land owner (or faking it as clergy) you may well have belonged to somebody else, or got sold to pay off someone else's debt. This shïtshow is arguably the best that most of us have had it for quite a long time in history.
Sure. But maybe we should stop acting like we've reached some sort of pinnacle of human existence. Why don't we try and figure out the next step that will make all of our lives better instead of throwing our hands up and saying "well at least we have it better than slaves".
Load More Replies...I see some kind of smoke fumes floating in the air…..😏
Okay that's enough of your realism for today :)
Load More Replies...the sun will explode in 5 billions years. till that time comes i have to pay rent and eat ..sorry i cant relax..yet
Maybe by then I'll have finished paying my mortgage.
Load More Replies..."What doesn't k**l me, makes me stronger" - said no quadriplegic, ever
I’ve always thought that, “What doesn’t kïll me makes me stranger,” was more true.
Load More Replies...Seems as if you have one week to research "normal" , then decide it's not for you
When I asked a therapist friend what they consider a normal family was like, they told me no one is normal.
A cage has two sides - inside and outside. Choose carefully which you wish to inhabit.
Either way, you’re trapped. Existence is just a larger cage.
Load More Replies...In a video game you can just hit quicksave and go on a killing spree whenever you need to de-stress.
And if you monumentally screw up, just hit Reset.
Load More Replies...No bills? Someone obviously isn't enough of a dinosaur fan to know about hadrosaurs.
I don't think they died peacefully, though; the ones found near the UK seem to have had lives that were "Nasty, British and short"
"Nasty, British and short" you have just perfectly described me lol
Load More Replies...It's clearly worked for her - she now owns her own bookshop :-) But I could do without that smirk ...
Only carrying 17 books? Amateur. 😉 Seriously though, give us a side view so we can see what she picked.
And yet a therapist asked me during family therapy why I'm so negative. Then heavily implied I'm stupid. Lol.
I don't think your family therapist knows how to therapy correctly.
Load More Replies...I think this is Fenway! I've sat in that section, and no one actually uses that seat.
I thought it was Fenway too,,, so it probably is.
Load More Replies...I bought that seat once. I think it's an idiot test, and I passed!
Load More Replies...Governments take advantage of that by hard selling joining the armed forces. Then you come back from a foreign war with PTSD and no legs.
Trust me, it's not much fun with a older brain in a younger body, either
Hope your tin can doesn't collapse.
Load More Replies...I know where to pick magic mushrooms for free. Fittingly, it's on the grounds of Parliament House. Some drunk guy at a party told me.
Load More Replies...I think OP might have thought "Astrology isn't scientific' - as even mistakes can be real . But he nailed it on 'featherless' :-)
Probably that depends on wich side of the punch you are
Load More Replies...Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Good movie.
Load More Replies...Well yes but some parts of it are more prisony than others. And some parts have wine.
What the barber thought he heard - "I desire you to cut it back to the roots"
Somebody is trying to be clever and use words like "axiom" when no such thing has been established - Google "ball is life axiom" and you get this exact text from various sources and maybe a link or two about how "ball is life" (basketball?) is some saying going around social media. That does not an axiom make, so the rest is based upon an unsound premise and can, therefore, be disregarded.
What do I think? Get out there and DO something, no wonder you're all miserable sitting around with your head up yourself musing on why you're not treated well. Grow things, help others, volunteer, read a book. We only get a short time, want to waste it moaning how terrible it is? Most of you are not starving, living in a ditch, hiding from soldiers, and limbless.
Amen to this, we live in a great time, yes we have to work but you get paid. And you can buy things like marshmallows and rootbeer floats and a Netflix subscription. Rent an RV and take a break from it all. But just complaining to complain and creating a victim mentality “oh I’m suffering I have to exist in a world with global warming, woe is me.” We all do and yet every single one of us is still living and surviving through the hardship. The planet is getting hotter, work sucks and so does responsibility, but laying down and wallowing is meaningless. Find joy and find happiness. Be grateful for what you do have and help those who dont.
Load More Replies...What do I think? Get out there and DO something, no wonder you're all miserable sitting around with your head up yourself musing on why you're not treated well. Grow things, help others, volunteer, read a book. We only get a short time, want to waste it moaning how terrible it is? Most of you are not starving, living in a ditch, hiding from soldiers, and limbless.
Amen to this, we live in a great time, yes we have to work but you get paid. And you can buy things like marshmallows and rootbeer floats and a Netflix subscription. Rent an RV and take a break from it all. But just complaining to complain and creating a victim mentality “oh I’m suffering I have to exist in a world with global warming, woe is me.” We all do and yet every single one of us is still living and surviving through the hardship. The planet is getting hotter, work sucks and so does responsibility, but laying down and wallowing is meaningless. Find joy and find happiness. Be grateful for what you do have and help those who dont.
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