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50 Hilariously Relatable ‘Brainy Memes’ To Remind You How You Got That Degree (New Pics)
The holidays are long behind us, and we’ve been back to the grind for a couple of weeks now. And while it might be nice to be back to your routine, you might also be stressed, exhausted and on the brink of burnout yet again. So if you’re looking for a few minutes to rest your mind and simply get a few giggles in today, you’ve come to the right place.
Below, you’ll find a healthy dose of memes to help you relax, pandas. We’ve taken a trip to the Brainy Memes Facebook page and gathered some of our favorite posts, but don’t worry, you won’t have to use your brain to enjoy them. Have fun scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the ones that bring a smile to your face!
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Demosthenes 1 year ago
In case the reason it’s open is because your toddler has their head in the vegetable crisper
Neil Henderson 1 year ago
I had a Samsung fridge with a hinge that closed the door if you didn't open it fully. Very, very annoying if you wanted to look for something.
Chris Miller 1 year ago
Fridges will never have a self closing door.. because of the potential suffocation hazard of a person getting stuck inside.
Pieter LeGrande 1 year ago
If the fridge is not absolutely level, but lening back a fraction, it will close anyway.
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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
When I tried to eat garlic bread there, everybody hissed at me, could any Romanian pandas tell me why?
Michael Largey 1 year ago (edited)
"Welcome to Romania. Enter of your own free will. Enjoy the local brands of beer and spirits at our breweries and distilleries. However, we do not drink ... wine. Am I a full-blooded Romanian? Why yes, any way you look at it.""
SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago (edited)
Vampires? Pffft, all old obsolete folklore, I tell ya. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go back to enjoying my Feteasca Neagra 1867 O-Negative XP
Shaunn Munn 1 year ago
American Civil War was primarily about enslavement of others. Yes, states rights were part of the argument, but slavery was the catalyst and the fuel. Was slavery non-existent, there probably wouldn't have been a civil war.
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Mark 1 year ago
It’s still only 75% of your problems solved, since the asymptote would be 0 problems
Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
You said "asymptote" and my brain hopped out of my skull to hide...
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
I feel like the book would just say "figure out how to be rich". That would solve at least 50% of most people's problems
Sinister Murder 1 year ago
Wait what? You have to read? Isn't buying enough? This only adds to my problems.
There’s definitely no shortage of hilarious meme accounts on the internet, and for that, we’re thankful! And today, the meme page we’re happy to celebrate is Brainy Memes. This Facebook group has been around since October 2018 and has amassed an impressive 280k members since its creation.
With a small team of only one administrator, this group has managed to appeal to hundreds of thousands through one simple goal: “Make sad people smile with your memes.” Clearly, the community has had success, as 119 new members have joined in the last week. And the group relies on only a few rules: no hate speech or bullying; no promotions or spam; and respect everyone’s privacy.
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Soozie Poozie 1 year ago
Like Shaggy would say, "Like Zoinks, Scoob! That is quite the resemblance!"
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Spidercat 1 year ago
I'd love to think it was but in certain areas... I grew up in...This is just a depressing statistic.
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Khavrinen 1 year ago
Had a pregnant coworker once who told me her gynecologist was glad that she was bringing up the average age of her patients. She was 19.
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Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
The struggle is real, especially when the sewing supplies are in the cookie tin! Argh!
Nannychachi 1 year ago
My husband and I dumpster dive and, a few weeks ago, we found 39 tins of these cookies in an Aldi dumpster. Not even kidding. We gave a bunch away and kept alot. I still have 12 tins of them in my pantry.
While an apple a day keeps the doctor away, we’re convinced that a few memes a day might have the same effect (at least for your mental health). According to Statista, over half of the population under the age of 45 reports that they experience stress, and between 38 to 45% of those between the ages of 45 to 64 say they do too. We all know stress isn’t beneficial for our health, so we’ve got to find ways to manage and mitigate it.
Thankfully, internet memes, as silly as they may seem, can help to do the trick. One 2021 study found that during the pandemic, Covid related memes actually helped some individuals cope with their stress. “Viewing memes was also associated with higher levels of self-reported humor and increased positive feelings compared with non-meme content on social media,” Everyday Health reports.
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BoredPossum 1 year ago
I always thought it was Cotton-Eye Joe, but both versions are equally nonsensical.
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Oais Wright 1 year ago
There's actually a curve there. It's just so small (less than 1° I'll take a guess) that it's not perceived as one by our eyes. There's just too small of a difference. Flat earthers are wrong even here, who would've guessed.
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
Not to mention we don't see anything but water all the way to the horizon, because the curve means the opposite shore is below the horizon
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Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
If it were flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now.
Ty Stratton-Quirk 1 year ago
Anytime you meet a flat-earther, ask them how many members they have around the globe. Either they'll answer without thinking, or they'll have a conniption fit. It's hilarious both ways!
Daddy’s Girl 1 year ago
I once saw an ad for flat earthers saying that they have members from all around the globe. 🙃
Sewanee Citizen 1 year ago
Don't engage with Flat Earthers, because most people get engaged before marriage and having children, so this would be one way to protect our gene pool.
UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him) 1 year ago
Flat Earthers just can’t do math. The Earth curves 8 inches for every mile. That’s 8 inches for 63,360 inches. The human eye can’t possibly make out such minute curvature. Let’s Americanize it further. Imagine lying on an American football field, with your eyes just a couple of inches off the ground, and you have to detect less than half an inch of curvature. Don’t be a Flat Earther. Don’t be stupid.
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Carole G. 1 year ago
I wanna be the one at a funeral standing off to the side, by myself, in all black & holding a black umbrella.
Rae Rory 1 year ago
Hey! I just requested that. you're hired (in 50-60 years)
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Carl Oxley III 1 year ago
Bonus points if you can squeeze in looking at your watch and then looking at them and shaking your head no.
Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
Same outcome, but when a stranger spots me in the middle of an empty field. They look away, and when they look back, *POOF!* I'm gone!
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
I want to do it, except with a car, so it's even more mysterious.
As far as what’s so therapeutic about viewing silly little memes, Jessica Myrick, PhD, told Everyday Health, “I think it's just a way for us to be creative and to connect with other people by sharing our experience, and then knowing we're not alone by seeing ‘Okay, other people are struggling with this during the pandemic.’”
She also noted that sharing these photos can help us find a community of like-minded people. “One of the main purposes of experiencing positive emotions is to build social capital, to motivate us to want to connect to other people and to be in groups of people, so positive emotions are really important for building a community. That's how we connect with each other,” Myrick says.
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Tobias Reaper 1 year ago
i saw headline once that said Japan has a shortage of ninjas how do they know
cj be like 1 year ago
ive always thought i was particularly good at ninja-ing because no one ever notices me
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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
It can also support apple, but maybe don't try to make it support both at once.
Ratsarevalid 1 year ago
But Mac literally supports windows on older models (and apparently newer ones too soon)
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Svenne O'Lotta 1 year ago
Te audire non possum est. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
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My O My 1 year ago
Hey, I loved Sesame Street!!! That explains alot! Alas, I turned into a mix of Oscar and the Cookie Monster
Memes can also help us breach difficult topics in a more lighthearted way. It might be hard to start a conversation with a friend or family member about your mental health, but if you have a meme to break the ice, you might feel more comfortable after the two of you have shared a laugh. Everyday Health notes that memes can be a great coping mechanism, and they can make heavy conversations much easier to bear.
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Manny Brum 1 year ago (edited)
It's just an educated coincidence. They market to you with the tons of data they have on you analyzed by an algorithm and they occasionally get it spot on. You only remember the ads that are eerily pertinent and forget or barely notice the ones that aren't which makes it seem like they're listening. Keep in mind every website you go to reports back to them across all devices.
Canandelabra 1 year ago
Anyone else actively using this "tactic" in attempt to better cr*ppy search results?
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boredmiddleschoolstudent 1 year ago
This one made me upchuck my hot chocolate its just THAT funny.
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Jordan Banks 1 year ago
yes those are my thoughts cuz then she'd just be thrown out yk?
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ShellsBells 1 year ago (edited)
Shouldn't we just ensure that Chloe was well taken care of and was humanely and quickly put down? My dad's family raised cattle when he was growing up and has a degree in animal husbandry. He told me you can always tell if a cattle farmer treated their cattle well or not. If they ran to him or paid him no mind if he entered the field, he was treating them well. If they ran away from him, he was probably mistreating them. My neighborhood is surrounded by cattle. Thankfully, they are treated well. Edit-spelling
Papa 1 year ago
Your dad was mostly correct, but there are some cattle that are just going to be wild, and it doesn't matter how they're treated.
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 1 year ago
I think this makes supermarket beef look better quality than it actually is. Industrially farmed animals that end up in supermarkets are never named. Meanwhile, we were self-sufficient and named all of our goats (which we later ate). They were free-range and well looked after (before we ate them - yes, I was vegetarian for about a decade after leaving home).
Eileen Schaefer 1 year ago
To be honest, I think animal suffering is a topic that shouldn't be joked about here in the comments
USAFfan 1 year ago
If they are sourced from a good farm they arent suffering much. Also they are naturally prey, so if we werent eating them something else would.
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Stardust she/her 1 year ago
If you spoke to Chloe when she was still alive maybe people may consider but she’s already dead so don’t waste her meat
Sunshine 1 year ago
I would never be able to eat it after seeing the label with the pic. It would give me so much grief.
DC 1 year ago
That's the entire point of it - exposition to some of the realities of meat production. Of course, we could never counter the lies in advertising, but if we wouldn't try to lend our voices to the exploited and voiceless, we don't deserve a voice anyway...
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Justin Rogers 1 year ago
That cow looks like it had a nice home and well taken care of. Most pictures would show cows standing on top of each other on mountains of s**t covered in flies for miles! Never touching anything green let alone taste it just moldy feed covered in more flies and s**t or munching on dead Fred under them. I am totally for ethical farming not the cowshwitze we have demanded/created. Seeing where my food comes from has convinced me to eat meat 2-3 times a month. I raise animals and now they are all pets except for the eggs, I eat 6-13 a day
If you have a few favorite memes that you pass along to friends or family members often, you probably don’t need any explanation for why we love them so much. But if you would like to delve into why memes are so popular, lucky for us, Make Us Of already has. First, they note that memes are a cultural information exchange. We make them about holidays, songs that are trending, the weather we’re experiencing and more. They’re a great and easy way to bond with others who have the same experiences or who have similar beliefs.
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troufaki13 1 year ago
But... I want to see what it tastes like! Maybe we're missing out on something very very tasty 😆
Cuppa tea? 1 year ago
1968: we sent people to land on Moon repeatedly, in 2023 we will colonise Mars. 2023: Moon landing was fake, it never happened and was filmed in studio.
THE COOL ZACH 1 year ago
We have a chocolate shop nearby that has windows that has a picture of chocolate. The window says,do not bite at window!
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
Making Idiocracy a documentary is coming much sooner than expected
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StrangeOne 1 year ago
It's just like when I call tech support about the internet or my pc being slow. "Ok, is it started up yet? You need to hurry up."
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Justin Shock 1 year ago
You would assume it's organized alpha by author then title, possibly in reverse just to make it trickier, then flip until you hone in on the title you're looking for.
As we’ve already mentioned, memes are also a great way to cope with stress or anxiety. They make it easier to discuss difficult topics, and they can be a reminder that we’re all experiencing the same things, even if we feel alone and isolated at times. On the other hand, memes can provide a different perspective on stressful situations, Make Use Of notes. If you’re caught up in only looking at the dark side of a certain topic or experience, a meme can help you view the situation with a fresher and funnier point of view.
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Andy Frobig 1 year ago
If eel on musk bought XformerlyknownasTwitter, it would be in better shape
the_avenging_knight (her/she) 1 year ago
And those animals probably have more brain power than their human counterpart.
The.Butterfly.Effect.530 1 year ago
Way cooler and more interesting than that one guy who keeps trying to make x work.
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Marley Nachi 1 year ago
after many years I finally realised that perscription googles exist. Yay for the near sighted!
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Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
Hey! That dude was in the janitorial closet at work the other day!
Xenia Harley 1 year ago
Accurate! When I was a kid, I could just see the ironing board in my parents' bedroom. Those clothes always morphed into monsters!
Memes are also great for the simple reason that they’re so shareable. We can send them to friends in seconds, share them in the family group chat to lighten the mood and post them online to bond with those who interact with the pic. While we can always argue that we should be having more real life connections these days, the fact is that many of us spend a lot of time online. And if sending a meme to a friend makes you smile and reminds you to check in with them, I see that as a positive thing!
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Darth_Borah 1 year ago
At least we have a hypothesis. Now we can begin the real scientific study.
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unfilteredCigarette73 1 year ago
Sounds like you're describing a box of cheap dog treats lol
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Ralph Watkins 1 year ago
A 20 piece McNugget contains 5000 mg of Sodium. That comes out to 103,000 mg of sodium. Good luck with that.
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Jen Samara 1 year ago
Maybe not having to talk is kind of good but the real pain sometimes comes from knowing the fact that this person hates you.
We hope you’re enjoying this little break from your regularly scheduled programming to enjoy some memes, pandas! Keep upvoting the pics that you find particularly hilarious or relatable, and let us know in the comments which posts you’d like to pass along to your friends. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more pics from Brainy Memes, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring the group right here!
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TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Just because you caught me with my hand in the cookie jar, doesn't mean I stole the cookie! /S
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Kurichfield 1 year ago
and contemplate all the mistake that lead him here...plus he's rich so he's not worried about how much gas actually costs...love you Batman! (and hate you.)
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Jrog 1 year ago (edited)
The guy in the photo, Leonard Robinson, was killed on August 2015 when his Lamborghini Gallardo experienced engine troubles that stranded him on the left shoulder of the road. His car was hit by a Toyota Camry while he was checking on the engine. He was known to do charity work for hospitals in the area.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 1 year ago
Biologically, tomatoes, zucchini, yellow squash, etc., are fruits. Culinarily, they are vegetables.
Marcos Valencia 1 year ago
Artistically, all these look great in a still life.
Load More Replies... sheetzy 1 year ago
Every time this comes up I like to point out, tomato based fruit salad is just salsa.
BoredPossum 1 year ago
Experience is having seen this 1000 times and just don't read the rest.
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Happiness is a tomato slice nestled in between slices of bread with bacon and lettuce
Kate 1 year ago
Bliss is a slice of tomato topped with a slice of mozzarella and a basil leaf, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
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SparkDragon 1 year ago
I laughed so loudly in the cinema watching "Angels and Demons" that everyone stared at me. I've got a jar of anti-matter!
cerinamroth 1 year ago
To be fair, I did the same with Black Swan as a ballet dancer. My brother is an astronomer married to a physicist and they get very animated when they're watching action films too!
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Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago
Everyone is raving about Fool Me Once, but all I can think about is the supposed WO1 wearing the back of his beret over his left ear whilst having stubble! He might as well walk on the grass and be done with it.
Load More Replies... Sewanee Citizen 1 year ago (edited)
Never study comedy because you'll never enjoy memes, AS YOU'LL ALWAYS NOTICE WHEN THEY RUIN THE PUNCHLINE WITH AN EXPLANATION.
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
Often for me: Here's a joke. This is why I liked it (the explanation). The show confirms what I liked was the punchline. Extra happy for knowing why the joke is funny.
Load More Replies... Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
The Armageddon starring Bruce Willis. Never have I seen such weird comedy
Stephanie Barr 1 year ago
Can confirm. Working in the space industry has made space movies almost unwatchable.
Tiddlez 1 year ago
When you study music and music production and learn about the "Lick" motif and you start noticing that motif in some songs. It's like the Wilhelm Scream of music
Ravens Mom 1 year ago
I used to make training videos for sales teams and doing that completely ruined movies and tv for me.
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Stardust she/her 1 year ago
When I cry and have a stuffed nose it makes me feel even worse knowing I brought it on myself
MontanaMariner 1 year ago
Get a Benzedrex nasal inhaler. Less than $10. Lasts for months. Works like a charm.
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Tatum Graham 1 year ago
Yeah You are my fire The one desire Believe when I say I want it that way But we are two worlds apart Can't reach to your heart When you say That I want it that way Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake Tell me why I never wanna hear you say I want it that way Am I your fire? Your one desire Yes, I know it's too late But I want it that way Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake Tell me why I never wanna hear you say I want it that way Now I can see that we've fallen apart From the way that it used to be, yeah No matter the distance, I want you to know That deep down inside of me You are my fire The one desire You are (you are, you are, you are) Don't wanna hear you say Ain't nothin' but a heartache Ain't nothin' but a mistake (don't wanna hear you say) I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah) I want it that way Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake Tell me why
#33
RuffianLivesOn 1 year ago
Considering zebras cause more injuries to zookeepers than any other animal, this is an appropriate response.
Jill Rhodry 1 year ago
Hmmm....why did I read this as "Zee for Zeeeeeebra" and not as "Zed for Zebra"?
censorshipsucks 1 year ago
as an official african I can tell you it is zeh-bra, not zee-bra. We get naming rights.
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UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him) 1 year ago
A post in English with good grammar and punctuation: probably American, Canadian or British. A post in English with perfect grammar and punctuation: definitely Scandinavian.
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david stephens 1 year ago
BP, why do you insist on putting the "share arrow" over the damn post, just stick it next to the up/down vote arrows and then never worry about covering text/images again?
StrangeOne 1 year ago
I have questioned what day it is and how long I've slept. There's been times I thought I slept through the day, night and next morning thinking I'm late for work.
clairebear 1 year ago
I'm 55 and still wake up in a panic because I can't remember what my first lesson is and whether it is a PE day and I need my kit.
Kalon Suszko 1 year ago
I went as far as jumping out of bed getting dressed and going to work to find an empty parking lot....It was Sunday.
Ubiquitous 1 year ago
Regularly wake up thinking I’ve got an assignment that I need to finish. I’m 40 and left education 20 years ago
Suby 1 year ago
I keep dreaming I failed to complete one class for my degree. I graduated almost 20 years ago.
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OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
Yes... And taking an exam where I can't remember the material. And then I wake up and realize I've graduated years ago
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Chintan Shah 1 year ago
Koi pls iss show ko smashaan le jao. It used to be good, now it's total bakhvaas
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ShellsBells 1 year ago
Best time to be an Uber Eats or similar driver. I got a $14 tip to drive 0.25 mile (0.4 km). Total trip from accepting order, picking up, to delivering, took less than 10 minutes.
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Mara Was… A Surgeon 1 year ago
My friend's name is Simran! I think she has some explaining to do..
Chintan Shah 1 year ago
I think he is the 5th out of 5 fat people that the bro in the other post knows... My reply would have been, sir, based on pic, you need to eat a little less so I have taken the liberty of cancelling your order. Wishing you good start to your diet.
#39
Sewanee Citizen 1 year ago
I can't tell whether people get steamed about cancellations...or heated?...or they just need to clear the air?
Chewie Baron 1 year ago
The heater looks sad at the front, but look at his reflection in the mirror, he’s really happy.
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VonBlade 1 year ago
The rain swept across the street like the way the bedsheets rippled as she slept. That was before she left me. I asked the bartender for another whiskey. As the neon sign reflected in the beer puddles on the bar I turned to the man next to me and said, "I have a writers joke, but it takes too long to tell".
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
This is a very important thing to know. How else would we be able to get cows to fly?
Neil Henderson 1 year ago
If you had suggested a pig instead of a cow it would have been funnier.
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago
I want a real one done now. There' no way the forehead is read and the nose is green if the butt is also green and the udders are blue.
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Zaphod 1 year ago
I had a physics class where the professor made the some multiple choice answers from A-L (12 choices). He would include all answers from common mistakes and the positive/negatives versions of those, too.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 year ago
In any of my tests, all the questions were the same for everybody. Just not the order they were in. All the multiple choices answers were the same, but again not in the same order. And even though it was a math class, there were essay questions.
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
I had a biology test that I did very well on. Multiple choice and written parts. Teacher calls me and another kid up to the front and wanted to know why we had the exact same answers. Kid cheated off of me, so he and I both got 0s. I was not a good boi that day...
#43
Nina 1 year ago
It gets really spectacular if you drop it above a sink, although it's more like ski-jumping there 😅
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Then you try to step and it magically slides under your foot, causing you to come crashing down in the tub, along with the curtain
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imjustexisting 1 year ago
if you Ieave a Iot of hydrogen by itseIf for a Iong time it becomes sentient
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Stardust she/her 1 year ago
I lost an eraser in the beginning of third grade so I spent the rest of the year rubbing my finger on the errors I made and stealing erasers which I would lose again
oddly_informed_raven 1 year ago
I start every year with one pencil and persist by picking up random pencils off the floor
Load More Replies... MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
I still remember my Dino eraser form the 4th grade. I wonder where it is now
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
Actually they’re genetic remnants from when our ancestors had gills 😁
Becky Samuel 1 year ago
A periauricular pit is a (usually harmless) birth abnormality resulting from a developmental process gone slightly wrong.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
"A developmental process gone slightly wrong" is a pretty long way to say "birth"
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Vaa10 1 year ago
As a (future) biologist I do not endorse this proclamation
Load More Replies... Justin Shock 1 year ago
Chemistry is the only creative science. Biology, Physics, and Mathematics observe and explain what IS - and so does Chem, but it also pesticides the option to create.
Justin Shock 1 year ago
Provides* But I like the autocorrect - chemistry created pesticides. :)
Load More Replies... Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago
All science is the same thing with different zoom settings. brain surgery, cognitive psychology, microeconomics, and AI are studying the same thing but different zoom lenses.
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I tried statistics twice "iT's AlL iN HoW yOu PuT iT iN ThE CaLcUlAtOr" well my calculator hates me then...
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BookFanatic 1 year ago
I was watching a horror flick with my BF and we reached a scene where the door slowly opens on its own. I heard a noise in the front of the house and leaned over to see my front door slowly opening on its own. I made BF watch cartoons for the rest of the evening.
Tiny Dynamine 1 year ago
That reminds me of a time when friends could see what looked like someone across the road sitting motionless in a chair for days. Upon inspection, I worked out it was a reflection of an advert on a billboard.
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BrownTabby 1 year ago
Everyone starts with two grandma slots on their family tree (they may not actually be alive + in your life but your teachers don’t know that), and they increase with each parental remarriage. So as long as you didn’t use up ALL your grandma slots, you’re good!
the_avenging_knight (her/she) 1 year ago
Technically you could have 4 if both sets of grandparents divorced at at least the grandfathers remarried. Using that same logic, if the grandmothers also remarried you would have 4 grandfathers for a total of 8 grandparents. Use this information as you will.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I had a coworker at one of the daycares who went through grandmothers like nobody's business. Our boss got sick of it, and after the fourth or fifth (in about a six month span), told her that if she didn't come in, she was fired. The woman came in, but was very grumpy. I asked her what was wrong, as she couldn't expect to get away with it forever. My coworker said, "Yeah, but this time she really is dead!"
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Joshua 1 year ago (edited)
I would ask after how many iterations of Word at this point why is that not the default setting? Of course you don't know that. Unless you work for Microsoft? Do you work for Microsoft? Just hypothetically new product releases are typically designed around fixing limitations of the previous version based on user interactions (hence why we all have to sign off on whether or not a company can track how we use their product).
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
I told the optician I was short-sighted. He took me outside, asked me to look up, and tell him what I saw. I said "The sun". He said, "So how far do you want to see?"
TheElderNom 1 year ago
Eh, depending on how far away they are I can't tell the number of fingers and lots of people see worse than I do.
Wubedhheij 1 year ago
For me I know that but my question is how blurry? Like do you see this lllllll or this l
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TheElderNom 1 year ago
Whenever I see this I wonder if it has been photoshopped and actually says former child actor or something.
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Michael None 1 year ago
The original Mission Impossible was a television show that started in 1966. Missions have been impossible since then.
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Corvus 1 year ago
Imagine how complicated scolding would get... "Why are your grades so low, Pakistan International Airlines? Are you even listening to me, Pakistan International Airlines???"
Ansi 1 year ago
Yeah, these long name trends are really getting out of hand... 🤣😉
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Dave Van Beurden 1 year ago
how long before midwestern moms name their child Pakistan International Airghlaigns
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Lost Penny 1 year ago
And this is why one should not be posting anything while not completely sober.
Papa 1 year ago
We can only hope he or she was intoxicated, and not just a bad mather.
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BarkingSpider 1 year ago
Insulting someone's math by not only doing bad math, but using absolutely atrocious grammar is painful to see. Do better.
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Vicky Phenny 1 year ago
I can't believe someone got a picture of me last night while my wife continued to explain our weekend plans after I said I was too tired to remember them. (Although, that cat is way cuter than me...)
Emie N. 1 year ago
Lol it's also me when my husband wants to keep talking about the movie we watched in bed and I'm tired and trying to sleep.
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Carl Oxley III 1 year ago
You can tell them apart because you see one later and you see the other after a while.
ShellsBells 1 year ago
I accidentally stepped on an alligator that was hanging out on my front porch. It was dark and I didn't expect it to be there. I only wish I was wearing Crocs when I did it.
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I'm the cassette tape that turns into a dog... Keep wanting to say soundwave but that was the one that turned into a boombox lol
Daycare Attendant Sun 1 year ago
Can I be Lockdown? Lockdown and Blitzwing and Rung are my favs.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
My intrusive thoughts are “what would happen if I turned on the breaker while dad is fixing the wiring”
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MushroomHead22 1 year ago
When someone says "ITS NOT FUNNY!!!".... Mackie: it's a little funny.
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SparkDragon 1 year ago
Ok, I'm probably showing myself to be terribly out of touch, but can some kind panda help me: what is pubg?
Mir Adwari 1 year ago
I googled it: PUBG is a player versus player shooter game in which up to one hundred players fight in a battle royale, a type of large-scale last man standing deathmatch where players fight to remain the last alive. Players can choose to enter the match solo, duo, or with a small team of up to four people.
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This game of chess doesn't work. 1 e5, e6, 2 c5, nf6, 3 nf3, nc6, and now white needs to make a move which places a p**n on d3, a piece for black to capture on d4, and black needs to get a piece on c4 without actually having a piece to move there as his bishops are still on the back rank. Theoretically it could be the white knight that was captured on d4, but how on earth to you move your knight that much without black making another p**n move?
Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
Of all of the things in the Harry Potter world, the wizards chess set was probably what I wanted the most
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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
It depends, if data is the focused word, then it's data, if it's not stressed it's data.
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Canandelabra 1 year ago
Me "accidentally" messing ur selfie up *on purpose* cuz I'm a toad...so sorry 🙃
unfilteredCigarette73 1 year ago
My Misfits skull t-shirt picks up snap filters its freaking hilarious
Daycare Attendant Sun 1 year ago
Me, the goblin in the back with 42 chins because I pulled my head real far back.
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Georgie Montague 1 year ago
If God intended me to touch my toes she would have put them closer to my hands....
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adnap derob 1 year ago
I have a friend that always says, "I hate to be this way, but xyz", knowing he doesn't (hate to be that way)
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Joshua 1 year ago
Another one is COD. I used to play Warzone with friends, but you gotta have like 1000 GB now.
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago
Eighty-eight googol. 880000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Load More Replies... Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago
For our non-American cousins, Nick Wilson the former Survivor contestant and representative from Kentucky, introduced a bill this week to legally define marrying your cousin is not incest.
RedMarbles 1 year ago
Although apparently that is the effect from an error of language and was not the intent.
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Daycare Attendant Sun 1 year ago
Me, in a serious conversation thinking of a stupid joke I saw at 2:47am on Youtube
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unfilteredCigarette73 1 year ago
Im no expert on AI but if it's learning from us doesn't at least part of the old saying "put junk in get junk out" apply somewhere here
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Jul_Jul_C 1 year ago (edited)
Reread your sentence, will you. It's a really naughty question you don't want the answer to.
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Chocolate llama 1 year ago (edited)
They should have used Lorde. She said she wants to be your ruler.
Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago
We should all convert to Gwen Stefanie units of measure. Because no matter what, this sh!t is bananas.
Eric Williams 1 year ago
That question was submitted to Bureau of Standards for adjudication. They are trying to figure out which banana to use as a standard.
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
This sounds like Alex Horne on Taskmaster when giving results of a task!
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Zaphod 1 year ago
Why should you take your math teacher to the bank? So, they can cosine. I'll see myself out.
Freddy M. (He/Him) 1 year ago (edited)
I program and make games, cos and sin are something I use quite commonly
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Stardust she/her 1 year ago
I can’t even run in my dreams. In last night’s dream I was running from a gang and I found it so hard to turn corners and run and I was so slow. I ended up getting caught but they were just nice enough to give me some cake they just baked
Nova Cat 1 year ago
I can't run in my dreams because every time I try I float away, and it's not a fun floating, it's scary and uncontrollable. Not my favourite experience for sure.
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René Sauer 1 year ago
I always wonder why the car brakes in my dreams work like dog sh*t. Whenever I dream of driving a vehicle the brakes do slow it down, but never manage to make it completely stop 😑
Daycare Attendant Sun 1 year ago
I can't run fast. But I see in color and remember my dreams, so that's neat
unfilteredCigarette73 1 year ago
I have one where I'm on a basketball team and im called to come in off the bench in a close game and im feeling good like I got this then as soon as I touch the ball its like im playing underwater or something
grant burns 1 year ago
I always had this nightmare as a child I was "running" from Freddy Krueger, but I was basically in slow motion....Freddy was not
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Tiny Dynamine 1 year ago
They were named deliberately to try to convince people to emigrate to Greenland.
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
I have so many questions. Why they think a snail's brain and a human brain are anything alike is just one
The wee giant 1 year ago
Actually they were also able to transplant memory from a trained snail to an untrained snail and the untrained snail was able to do the same things that the trained snail was able to do
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
I don't need to figure out how old I am. At my age, my bladder does it for me.
Smart Fridge Gaming™️ 1 year ago
Y'all ever heard of the "Year 2000 Prochecy" pretty interesting youtube video
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Adrian 1 year ago
Astonishing how many pandas don't know the difference between your and you're
Eric Williams 1 year ago
They know. They just don't want to hassle with two extra key strokes and the shift key.
Amy 1 year ago
Don't believe the propaganda, I know the difference and it doesn't help me sleep!
Fellfromthemoon 1 year ago
Probably you're insomniacbecause your sleeping schedule is messed up by your/you're:-)
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Katy McMouse 1 year ago
Why is it that this meme never seems to get old? No matter what the meme is about, I crack up every damn time.
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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
"WABWUBUWGDUWIDWHIBHJVB OHIHNJKWB IUBDHIBDHBWKBDHBABSDN HSJHSGDUSISKSJSHDUDGDUJ" -Argument between Eminem and Minaj.
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BananaMonkey(they/them)2.0 1 year ago
oh no my poor kid eyes! I saw the word st*p*d, my childhood is ruined!
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Idk someone (they/she) 1 year ago
Hello this is the comedy police how can I help you?
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Viktor Sabo 1 year ago
That may actually wor if the developers in Netflix screwed bad enough :D
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Barry Fruitman 1 year ago
I cancelled Netflix because I live in two places and they cut me off in one.
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M O'Connell 1 year ago
This cockpit layout corresponds to the 737NG, not the MAX series.
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MushroomHead22 1 year ago
because her autograph is different than her signature. by holding it like this for autographs and a different way for signatures would help her distinguish which is which.
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Jeff White 1 year ago
Not true. The mass was already here. But weight is mass in a gravity field, the farther from the center of the field, the less gravity and thus less weight. Thus, tall buildings make the earth weigh less.
BrownTabby 1 year ago
Me thinking about the change in weight *distribution* and then thinking about the way my cat concentrates several kilos of weight in her little paws when she steps on me.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Bouche is a very lightweight cat, unless she stands on me.
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MushroomHead22 1 year ago (edited)
AUDI with an S in front is Saudi. excuse my ignorance, and laziness to google it, but the thing on top of the car is something men in Saudi Arabia where on their head.
Load More Replies... ShellsBells 1 year ago
If you are referring to women as "holes," it comes to no surprise that you wouldn't know that black "veils," or the correct word, niqab, are not required in Saudi Arabia like they would be in Afghanistan and Iran. Saudi Arabia still has a lot of work to do to improve woman's rights, but they are slowly progressing in the right direction.
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Chocolate llama 1 year ago
Biologically not true. The egg is inside a membrane that softens progressively by the sperms. Thus, the first sperm will not fertilize the egg.
George Costanza 1 year ago
My kid won't be able to say that. The fertility doc literally inserted one sperm inside the egg - intracytoplasmic sperm injection for in vitro fertilization.
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Corvus 1 year ago
Can't decide if you just made my day... or ruined it :D
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devotedtodreams 1 year ago
I love the smell of gasoline! ♥ Once took a giant whiff straight from the tank of my Dad's Harley, then got dizzy when we played croquet XD
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I find the smell of gasoline comforting. Reminds me of when I was little and dad would go out to mow on his old riding lawnmower. Not that I sit and breathe in the stuff. But catching a whiff while pumping gas in my car brings it all back.
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Szzone 1 year ago
Just start chanting the Lord's Prayer, the one that joins in is the one you need, it's commonly known that lettuce pray.
Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
This is why when my wife asks me to buy some vegetables, I go to supermarket and not to farmer's market. Everything is labelled there.
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George Costanza 1 year ago
Yeah that's not where ears are located on dogs' heads. Or how any dogs' ears look.
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
So they blank out "stupid", but let something tasteless like this through? Have you forgotten what happened at her Manchester concert?
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Kat Nt 1 year ago (edited)
They create content to make you laugh, please do not ridicule their efforts
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Stardust she/her 1 year ago
By age 6 I stopped crying and demanding things because of the power of mom’s chappal
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BrownTabby 1 year ago
What do men challenge themselves not to do in November? ;)
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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
I've survived each month but apparently if one of us fails then it becomes group project rules.
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