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Sitting in my hairdresser's chair I feel as if I was on the psychologist's couch. We talk both about the stuff that's bothering me and all the little nothings that make me happy. I walk out relieved and also with a better hairstyle. Or if you're not talkative, imagine finding the best hairstylist that never says a word at all. Heaven. Often it's too easy to take a pleasant barber experience for granted.
To remind everyone that they are people (and therefore entitled to a shitty mood) too, Bored Panda has collected a list of hilarious hairstylist memes. Turns out their line of work is so much harder than just chit chatting, snipping some locks and making hair memes - from dealing with clients to keeping up a diet, most of their daily struggles, turned into funny memes about work, are there. So if you ever find yourself wondering how can Edward Scissorhands possibly dare to trim your bangs without a broad smile, you will have some hairstylist quotes to remember. Scroll down to check out the funny memes and upvote your favorites.
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Aaron Kara 6 years ago
The whole time in that bloody chair is awful, staring at your own face for an age, confronting all superficial insecurities and your own mortality whilst making small talk with the scissor wielding maniac cutting your lovely hair off that you weren't event sure you wanted cut in the first place...funny meme though
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Melissa Nunya 6 years ago
The first thing I always tell my hairdresser when I sit down is "I've been hacking at it here and there myself"
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Vaida Kuodytė 6 years ago
God I hate shampoo bowls, they're so uncomfortable ://. I feel like my neck is about to snap.
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Petra Schaap 6 years ago
unfortunately the last 12 years i only run into hairdressers that mess up my bangs worse than I 'll do so I'll just cut them myself. Usually goes really well.
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Rebecca McManus 6 years ago
I always say that and my hairdresser looks terrified, but I always love what she does and can't see why she's scared
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Honesty Olishia 6 years ago
People just need to love their natural skin color no matter what color it is, because they are all beautiful colors. I hate "tan trends" or "pale trends"
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chi-wei shen 6 years ago
Could anyone tell me (a male) how long it might approximately take and what's the price range to be expected? I guess 1 hour and 80$ is considered a joke.
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Little Menace 6 years ago
Or 3 years apprenticeship with 3 exams. "Oh can you just 'quickly' cut the fringe [for free of course', so many times it's not funny. Nobody ever questions the plumber who takes £70 just to turn up and then takes £120 for every hour.
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Randomcthulu 6 years ago
Pharmacists too, my mom's back is a mess after almost 30 years on her feet at work
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Heather Cox 6 years ago
I had to endure sitting next to a very young child that was screaming inconsolably while the parent was trying to keep him still for 30 min. I could tell the hair dresser was rethinking their decision getting into the industry.
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FleurTangClan 6 years ago
Ahh so that's why hairdressers tut at me when dying my hair! I have loads of hair and they always have to go back for more colour. Sorry :(
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Christina Sersif 6 years ago
I had a similar experience, but it was with eyebrows. She practically waxed me bald and I cried I was so upset about it.
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Anne 6 years ago
Well.. i'm 42.. I just now found a hairdresser that does mine right.. so.. (and I'm sticking to her now, even though she is annoying and keeps chatting while I prefer the silent treatment) Oh. And I pay her fee. No doubt, no questions. And I add a tip (which is not usual here, in Europe)
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Christina Sersif 6 years ago
When a woman finds a good stylist she stays with them. The most loyal relationship since well ever lol
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Trisha Dragon 6 years ago
I hate my hair before and after a cut. I do this frequently. Sorry :\
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Margo Murdock 6 years ago
Had a 10 minute rule. Considered it a missed appt. and they had to pay me for my time. Cost of a haircut
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Shari H 6 years ago
My favorite is when they ask what product I use and I tell them I use shampoo and a comb, no heat, no products and they try to convince me to get a cut that requires a blow dryer, flat iron, curling iron, 4 types of serum and 3 cans of hairspray. Shampoo and a comb, I'm too lazy to deal with more than that!
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