Sitting in my hairdresser's chair I feel as if I was on the psychologist's couch. We talk both about the stuff that's bothering me and all the little nothings that make me happy. I walk out relieved and also with a better hairstyle. Or if you're not talkative, imagine finding the best hairstylist that never says a word at all. Heaven. Often it's too easy to take a pleasant barber experience for granted.

To remind everyone that they are people (and therefore entitled to a shitty mood) too, Bored Panda has collected a list of hilarious hairstylist memes. Turns out their line of work is so much harder than just chit chatting, snipping some locks and making hair memes - from dealing with clients to keeping up a diet, most of their daily struggles, turned into funny memes about work, are there. So if you ever find yourself wondering how can Edward Scissorhands possibly dare to trim your bangs without a broad smile, you will have some hairstylist quotes to remember. Scroll down to check out the funny memes and upvote your favorites.

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BusLady 1 year ago

Then you need this one for your right eyebrow. That will be $100, please.

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Aaron Kara 1 year ago

The whole time in that bloody chair is awful, staring at your own face for an age, confronting all superficial insecurities and your own mortality whilst making small talk with the scissor wielding maniac cutting your lovely hair off that you weren't event sure you wanted cut in the first place...funny meme though

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Meowton Mewsk 1 year ago

I’m on day 3 right now... 😬

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diane a 1 year ago

Never cut off a horse's fringe - they need to be able to shake it to keep the irritating flies out of their eyes when in the fields

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BusLady 1 year ago

No blowout for Old Men.

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Lissa 1 year ago

Adorable baby tho

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#7

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BusLady 1 year ago

When you see someone with extremely long hair that is in perfect condition: you're like HOW?

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#8

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Melissa Nunya 1 year ago

The first thing I always tell my hairdresser when I sit down is "I've been hacking at it here and there myself"

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Being_Cori 1 year ago

situation of every service based job

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#10

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Erwin Sanz 1 year ago

Is it???

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#11

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Kesyra 1 year ago

I swear I just bought like 20 of these just last week and now I have maybe 1 left. I will find them sooner or later again (from the weirdest of places) but never when I need them.

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#12

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BusLady 1 year ago

A 13 year old is a child. Except in show business.

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#13

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BusLady 1 year ago

You forgot the mayo.

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BusLady 1 year ago

Wow, Brad Pitt sure changed a lot since High School.

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ZombieGirl5591 1 year ago

yes

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Jo Smith 1 year ago

Hahahahahaha so true. When I get my hair done, i want it to look good for a day and then I'm happy to not bother with it again for a couple of months. I'm just terrible at doing my hair.

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#17

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Holly Hobby 1 year ago

Is that James Franco? Lol

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#18

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Vaida Kuodytė 1 year ago

God I hate shampoo bowls, they're so uncomfortable ://. I feel like my neck is about to snap.

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Petra Schaap 1 year ago

unfortunately the last 12 years i only run into hairdressers that mess up my bangs worse than I 'll do so I'll just cut them myself. Usually goes really well.

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Christina Sersif 1 year ago

lol 3 hours later

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#21

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Rebecca McManus 1 year ago

I always say that and my hairdresser looks terrified, but I always love what she does and can't see why she's scared

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#22

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BusLady 1 year ago

Wait a moment, while I grab my bifocals.

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#23

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BusLady 1 year ago

It's called color correction appointment.

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#24

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Honesty Olishia 1 year ago

People just need to love their natural skin color no matter what color it is, because they are all beautiful colors. I hate "tan trends" or "pale trends"

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Night Owl 1 year ago (edited)

That's a good response. (If you do have enough regular clients who are willing and ready to pay more)

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BusLady 1 year ago

No, actually it's the one with the scarf over her hair.

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#27

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chi-wei shen 1 year ago

Could anyone tell me (a male) how long it might approximately take and what's the price range to be expected? I guess 1 hour and 80$ is considered a joke.

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Little Menace 1 year ago

Or 3 years apprenticeship with 3 exams. "Oh can you just 'quickly' cut the fringe [for free of course', so many times it's not funny. Nobody ever questions the plumber who takes £70 just to turn up and then takes £120 for every hour.

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#29

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Jagarundi 1 year ago

A genuine Ahkal-Teke, Russian race horse. They have a natural metallic sheen in their coat. The darker colors are even more fantastic.

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#30

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Randomcthulu 1 year ago

Pharmacists too, my mom's back is a mess after almost 30 years on her feet at work

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#31

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BusLady 1 year ago

Sure, I can make it that color, but it might all fall out.

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#32

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BusLady 1 year ago

Is it *that* enjoyable?

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#33

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Heather Cox 1 year ago

I had to endure sitting next to a very young child that was screaming inconsolably while the parent was trying to keep him still for 30 min. I could tell the hair dresser was rethinking their decision getting into the industry.

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#34

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BusLady 1 year ago

Uh...you can close your eyes if you want...

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#35

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Anne 1 year ago

Do people ever not pay the listed rate? why? and how? you don't haggle the price of milk.. why would you haggle the price of services, when it's clearly listed?

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#36

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MCathenaE 1 year ago

This is the perfect chart!

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Jo Johannsen 1 year ago

Brushcuts

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FleurTangClan 1 year ago

Ahh so that's why hairdressers tut at me when dying my hair! I have loads of hair and they always have to go back for more colour. Sorry :(

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BusLady 1 year ago

It always looks easier on YouTube. They edit out the hours of frustration and hair pulling.

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#40

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BusLady 1 year ago

But did the Barista spell your name right?

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#41

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somnomania 1 year ago

I've never had a problem with box dye. Also that penguin is cute.

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#42

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Alexandra Perry 1 year ago

Exactly!

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#43

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Christina Sersif 1 year ago

I had a similar experience, but it was with eyebrows. She practically waxed me bald and I cried I was so upset about it.

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Amy Force 1 year ago (edited)

'Aussie Sprunch Spray' is best XD```

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#45

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BusLady 1 year ago

That's alright. I can't hear you, either.

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#46

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Michel M. Prins 1 year ago

Witchcraft!

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#47

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BusLady 1 year ago

After that 9 cups of coffee, and being on your feet all day.

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c Fuller 1 year ago

Waaahaahahahaaa!

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#49

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meerakat5 1 year ago

lol

#50

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Hanni 1 year ago

Ask for 1 inch off...it's either 1/16th inch or two inches.

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#51

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BusLady 1 year ago

More like, "How long is the waiting period?" "Well, I have 6 clients ahead of you (with appointments), and I'm working alone, and I haven't had time for lunch today..."

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Anne 1 year ago

Well.. i'm 42.. I just now found a hairdresser that does mine right.. so.. (and I'm sticking to her now, even though she is annoying and keeps chatting while I prefer the silent treatment) Oh. And I pay her fee. No doubt, no questions. And I add a tip (which is not usual here, in Europe)

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#53

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BusLady 1 year ago

😲😳😵😱

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#54

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Jo Johannsen 1 year ago

Wish head hair grew as fast as leg hair 😂

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#55

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BusLady 1 year ago

Time to break out the Extra Strength Tylenol.

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BusLady 1 year ago

All those little old ladies who get their hair done for Church.

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#57

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Christina Sersif 1 year ago

When a woman finds a good stylist she stays with them. The most loyal relationship since well ever lol

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#58

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BusLady 1 year ago

Don't worry, it'll grow back. Eventually.

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#59

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BusLady 1 year ago

At least you will be able to get lunch.

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Trisha Dragon 1 year ago

I hate my hair before and after a cut. I do this frequently. Sorry :\

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Andrew Showalter 11 months ago

10 Dollars to anyone who can tell me who this model is...

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#62

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BusLady 1 year ago

Love the hair you have.

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#63

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Jamie Cieplinski 1 year ago

But I'm 40 and I still really like that cut. It looks cute.

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Ethan Slusser 1 year ago

The mad titan, is apparently a hairstylist

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MCathenaE 1 year ago

Nope. I don't understand why everyone thinks you are always ready to do their hair. Come to me during salon hours & we will talk.

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BusLady 1 year ago

Off duty, I would be wearing the brightest colors I could find.

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Juana 1 year ago

Why should the hair dresser care??? She's getting paid to do what the client wants.

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Loula 1 year ago

Could also be true for witches

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Margo Murdock 1 year ago

Had a 10 minute rule. Considered it a missed appt. and they had to pay me for my time. Cost of a haircut

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Bunni 1 year ago

Eye roll

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BusLady 1 year ago

Expensive Kleenex. That didn't come from the Dollar Store.

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Shari H 1 year ago

My favorite is when they ask what product I use and I tell them I use shampoo and a comb, no heat, no products and they try to convince me to get a cut that requires a blow dryer, flat iron, curling iron, 4 types of serum and 3 cans of hairspray. Shampoo and a comb, I'm too lazy to deal with more than that!

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BusLady 1 year ago

Don't do it, Ned! Think of the children.

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#74

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BusLady 1 year ago

Sounds about right. Lol

#75

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Michel M. Prins 1 year ago

That's a little too much truth for mortals.

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BusLady 1 year ago

There's a comedy club in my town. The sign says" Cheaper than therapy." Lol

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Nostalgic Hyena 1 year ago

Huh.. never noticed that.

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Kaisu Rei 1 year ago

You don't get to touch people without their consent though. People give you consent to touch their hair when they sit on your chair, but that doesn't give you permission randomly touch people's hair when you see them.

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Dawn Murphy 1 year ago

You were almost a genius

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