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Sitting in my hairdresser's chair I feel as if I was on the psychologist's couch. We talk both about the stuff that's bothering me and all the little nothings that make me happy. I walk out relieved and also with a better hairstyle. Or if you're not talkative, imagine finding the best hairstylist that never says a word at all. Heaven. Often it's too easy to take a pleasant barber experience for granted.

To remind everyone that they are people (and therefore entitled to a shitty mood) too, Bored Panda has collected a list of hilarious hairstylist memes. Turns out their line of work is so much harder than just chit chatting, snipping some locks and making hair memes - from dealing with clients to keeping up a diet, most of their daily struggles, turned into funny memes about work, are there. So if you ever find yourself wondering how can Edward Scissorhands possibly dare to trim your bangs without a broad smile, you will have some hairstylist quotes to remember. Scroll down to check out the funny memes and upvote your favorites.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then you need this one for your right eyebrow. That will be $100, please.

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole time in that bloody chair is awful, staring at your own face for an age, confronting all superficial insecurities and your own mortality whilst making small talk with the scissor wielding maniac cutting your lovely hair off that you weren't event sure you wanted cut in the first place...funny meme though

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diane a
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never cut off a horse's fringe - they need to be able to shake it to keep the irritating flies out of their eyes when in the fields

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you see someone with extremely long hair that is in perfect condition: you're like HOW?

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Melissa Nunya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first thing I always tell my hairdresser when I sit down is "I've been hacking at it here and there myself"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear I just bought like 20 of these just last week and now I have maybe 1 left. I will find them sooner or later again (from the weirdest of places) but never when I need them.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to head straight to Wally World and buy the cheap brand of the product.

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Vaida Kuodytė
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God I hate shampoo bowls, they're so uncomfortable ://. I feel like my neck is about to snap.

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Petra Schaap
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

unfortunately the last 12 years i only run into hairdressers that mess up my bangs worse than I 'll do so I'll just cut them myself. Usually goes really well.

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Rebecca McManus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always say that and my hairdresser looks terrified, but I always love what she does and can't see why she's scared

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Honesty Olishia
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People just need to love their natural skin color no matter what color it is, because they are all beautiful colors. I hate "tan trends" or "pale trends"

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a good response. (If you do have enough regular clients who are willing and ready to pay more)

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chi-wei shen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could anyone tell me (a male) how long it might approximately take and what's the price range to be expected? I guess 1 hour and 80$ is considered a joke.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or 3 years apprenticeship with 3 exams. "Oh can you just 'quickly' cut the fringe [for free of course', so many times it's not funny. Nobody ever questions the plumber who takes £70 just to turn up and then takes £120 for every hour.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A genuine Ahkal-Teke, Russian race horse. They have a natural metallic sheen in their coat. The darker colors are even more fantastic.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pharmacists too, my mom's back is a mess after almost 30 years on her feet at work

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Heather Cox
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to endure sitting next to a very young child that was screaming inconsolably while the parent was trying to keep him still for 30 min. I could tell the hair dresser was rethinking their decision getting into the industry.

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Anne
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do people ever not pay the listed rate? why? and how? you don't haggle the price of milk.. why would you haggle the price of services, when it's clearly listed?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh so that's why hairdressers tut at me when dying my hair! I have loads of hair and they always have to go back for more colour. Sorry :(

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It always looks easier on YouTube. They edit out the hours of frustration and hair pulling.

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Christina Sersif
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a similar experience, but it was with eyebrows. She practically waxed me bald and I cried I was so upset about it.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After that 9 cups of coffee, and being on your feet all day.

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Hanni
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask for 1 inch off...it's either 1/16th inch or two inches.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More like, "How long is the waiting period?" "Well, I have 6 clients ahead of you (with appointments), and I'm working alone, and I haven't had time for lunch today..."

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Anne
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well.. i'm 42.. I just now found a hairdresser that does mine right.. so.. (and I'm sticking to her now, even though she is annoying and keeps chatting while I prefer the silent treatment) Oh. And I pay her fee. No doubt, no questions. And I add a tip (which is not usual here, in Europe)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When a woman finds a good stylist she stays with them. The most loyal relationship since well ever lol

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate my hair before and after a cut. I do this frequently. Sorry :\

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. I don't understand why everyone thinks you are always ready to do their hair. Come to me during salon hours & we will talk.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why should the hair dresser care??? She's getting paid to do what the client wants.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a 10 minute rule. Considered it a missed appt. and they had to pay me for my time. Cost of a haircut

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite is when they ask what product I use and I tell them I use shampoo and a comb, no heat, no products and they try to convince me to get a cut that requires a blow dryer, flat iron, curling iron, 4 types of serum and 3 cans of hairspray. Shampoo and a comb, I'm too lazy to deal with more than that!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a comedy club in my town. The sign says" Cheaper than therapy." Lol

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't get to touch people without their consent though. People give you consent to touch their hair when they sit on your chair, but that doesn't give you permission randomly touch people's hair when you see them.

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