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Dating is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's awkward, but you never know how it'll go until you try. Luckily, even if the date goes horribly, you can at least get a great tweet out of it!

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of tweets about dating. They're both hilarious and relatable at the same time! Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#7

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want someone to look at me, the way I look at the waiter when they are bringing out my food!

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#22

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought that having a farting ketchup bottle was no laughing matter.

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#31

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Hyodo widger
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd date her :3, I'd enjoy seeing her making an effort defending her arguments

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#33

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Newton's Third Law of Life: Over time, what you invest in a relationship tends to have an equal and opposite effect.

#36

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should you accidentally poke yourself in the eye before you say that, or after?

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#41

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Marioara Popescu
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7 years ago

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Well, if you finished high-school and still use Bae, I hope you get castrated before you procreate.

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#42

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#43

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JELollis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tech: Creepy meter just reached 11! Supervisor: But it only goes to 10! All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#44

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Pepper
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow that'll take a lot of imagination and still some plastic surgery!

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#52

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#57

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh good, I'm not the only one who looks at online dating and decides I'm good with dying alone

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#61

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Yugan Talovich
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be honored if a lady took me along on a dentist appointment! Just so I didn't have to let the dentist do me, too.

#67

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Newton's First Law of Life: If what you are doing continues to hurt, then stop doing it, and you'll feel better about life.

#68

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#72

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#75

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Mark Kelly
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

pathetic. I do my own work on my car and cook meals other than Kraft dinner.

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#78

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#79

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#80

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Dnelle1972
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Six. And you have to say it at two in the morning while leaning through their bedroom window.

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#81

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Shauday Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's number 23 on the list?! there is a whole lot of preparation

#82

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Shauday Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*grabs skillet of fajitas and continues to holding while maintaining the most menacing eye contact* mark of a man.

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#84

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Mandy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally I would prefer Awesome Cupid or Such a Great Cupid, why settle for just OK Cupid?

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#87

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#93

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LeBug
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol this lady is firing multiple shots on this topic...