100 Tweets About Dating That Are Too Funny To Pass Up

Brilliant 👏

yes a wide variety of husbands

Ok this made me laugh.

Fr though-

Who doesn't *sighs*

My best friend gave his bf the jumpers he stole from him for his bday

Dogs always got your back 🤣🙏

sparks fly, romance begins, tomatoes are mushed

but two NICE shirts

omg what cereal was it

It is real.....it's made of cheese but it's still real

Fair

goats!

that's actually very likely, I like to think that we all somehow totally crushed someone's expectations & ideas of what dating is like.

So use nice smelling shampoo!

This is so accurate.

This is what the comment above meant when said (ex) girlfriends are meant to be scary 🤣😬

XD

Honestly I always thought those were a stupid idea tbh like what if they say no???

yay

Hey...it's a legal way of stalking.

Auntie: So when are you gonna find aa bf and get married? Me: Auntie, I'm THIRTEEN.

Different people have different love languages, triggers, communication styles... like this isn't a one-size fits all. Compatibility seems more apparent in the beginning, but when you truly learn someone to the core... it changes everything.

I love a good short fiction story!

“please LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE YOU i do so many things for you” “ma’am this is a wendy’s drive through”

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Upvote for ghost meme

REALLY? I didnt know that-

isn't that the point. I mean to find the person your ment to be with🥹and grow old with them

There’s a person out there that wants that??(no.) *single tear*

I mean..the lonely life is fine. (You’re never lonely, you have me!) that’s true. ( 🎶 It’s just me, myself and I 🎶)

My era hasn’t even begun!(and it never will)*realizes and just flops over backwards*

But that takes, like, effort /s

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Lol exactly

I’m an introvert! That’s me! (Nobody cares, they didn’t mean you.) *flops on floor*

Grindr will do that to you in less than a month

This.... My exact problem as well.

hmph a real man would summon their faithful wolves to carry said date through the window that the real man made with his head

Thats a cat. I already have a cat

Ok Pollyanna

I’m wearing red.(what does that mean?) I have no idea. I just said it.

Reba mcentire covered this in "for my broken heart". "I guess the world ain't gonna stop for my broken heart"

Usually one will find a bf on the way!

It is true that your brain patterns and habits match those around you. Don't let your good kid hangout with a bunch of trouble makers or they could become like them. But if your good has mostly good friends and 1 trouble maker, let the trouble maker hang with the group. It might make them a better person.

haha why would you do that lol it’s over f**k you lmaoo

good i hate sloppy insults

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That's exactly how I feel, and my mom just doesn't get it..

In Germany, "brown is your colour" may end in a fistfight

i be like... 🎵🎵AAAAAAAAALLLLLLL IIIIII WAAAAAAAAAANT, IIIIIIS TOOOOOO HOOOOOOOLD YOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAND🎵🎵

FACTS

"I also scheduled a call for when we are meeting ... that's cool, right?" *my turn to flop backward*.

If they do that I’m sold.

My finger has hovered up over stuff like that, I’m so lonley(you have me) oh right. (🎶 It’s just Me, Myself, and I 🎶)

That is ok. Married 10 years, together 15 and no Valentine's day presents. Only one mothers day present when i was pregnant with second. Given to me by mu four year old and purchased by my father in law. Yes, now ex

dang that hurt

Or... at all?

Horror games??? Cookies??? I'll bring the sodas!!!

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