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Valentine's Day, the singles' most dreaded holiday of the year, is around the corner. But you know what else is? Confectionery sales. Hence, it's a win all round. Nevertheless, now is also the time when some of the best dating jokes and jokes about being single emerge on the internet. Arguably, there is no better place to share dissatisfaction with the dating world *cough cough Tinder* or simply share one's experience in dating than with some funny tweets on Twitter.

Tweets about dating make up a big stack of content on Twitter. This might be because dating has never been more complicated than it is today. The emergence of situationships ("we like each other but not so much to start dating" -kinda relationships), hookup culture, and the treatment of people like buses ("missed this one, but there will be another one in 10 minutes") have significantly affected how people date (or more appropriately, "hang out") today. And ultimately, this is where the many funny tweets about dating originate from.

Below, we've compiled some funny tweets about dating apps, modern relationships, and dating in general that people have shared online. Dating tips included! We will leave it up to you whether you apply them or not. Found any funny tweet relatable? Make sure to give it an upvote. Also, what's your opinion about modern dating culture? Share your thoughts in the comments!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's actually very likely, I like to think that we all somehow totally crushed someone's expectations & ideas of what dating is like.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Different people have different love languages, triggers, communication styles... like this isn't a one-size fits all. Compatibility seems more apparent in the beginning, but when you truly learn someone to the core... it changes everything.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“please LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE YOU i do so many things for you” “ma’am this is a wendy’s drive through”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

isn't that the point. I mean to find the person your ment to be with🥹and grow old with them

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean..the lonely life is fine. (You’re never lonely, you have me!) that’s true. ( 🎶 It’s just me, myself and I 🎶)

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hmph a real man would summon their faithful wolves to carry said date through the window that the real man made with his head

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reba mcentire covered this in "for my broken heart". "I guess the world ain't gonna stop for my broken heart"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is true that your brain patterns and habits match those around you. Don't let your good kid hangout with a bunch of trouble makers or they could become like them. But if your good has mostly good friends and 1 trouble maker, let the trouble maker hang with the group. It might make them a better person.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i be like... 🎵🎵AAAAAAAAALLLLLLL IIIIII WAAAAAAAAAANT, IIIIIIS TOOOOOO HOOOOOOOLD YOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAND🎵🎵

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Francine Govan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I also scheduled a call for when we are meeting ... that's cool, right?" *my turn to flop backward*.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My finger has hovered up over stuff like that, I’m so lonley(you have me) oh right. (🎶 It’s just Me, Myself, and I 🎶)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is ok. Married 10 years, together 15 and no Valentine's day presents. Only one mothers day present when i was pregnant with second. Given to me by mu four year old and purchased by my father in law. Yes, now ex

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wwho tf decided you can flirt via social media anyway? Laziest s**t i have heard of.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like it might become one big c*ck-up to me... *Opens door* Don't mind me, folks. I'll show myself out XP

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i feel like the tiny bit of what i’m seeing is a sandwich omg did she make a sandwich

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least you still have the voices...... As opose to me that have nothing... " Goes cry in a corner "

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