Dating is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's awkward, but you never know how it'll go until you try. Luckily, even if the date goes horribly, you can at least get a great tweet out of it!

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of tweets about dating. They're both hilarious and relatable at the same time! Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1

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Im_Tricia Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

I like her!

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#2

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jwoodham Report

Esmeralda Esmeralda 1 year ago

This deserves more up-arrow

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#3

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inikoblue Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

Well. ... sadly, she's not wrong.

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#4

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francistogram Report

John L 1 year ago

Well, at least they are clean. :D

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#5

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SufficientCharm Report

OTTERZ4LIFE 1 year ago

Every. Date. Ever

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#6

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sgrstk Report

OTTERZ4LIFE 1 year ago

But at the zoo, they are safely in their enclosures

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#7

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13adh13 Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

I want someone to look at me, the way I look at the waiter when they are bringing out my food!

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#8

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AmberTozer Report

#9

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TheSofiya Report

OTTERZ4LIFE 1 year ago

The wink is VERY important

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#10

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michael_hendrix Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

lmao that's great!

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#11

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peachesanscream Report

Holly Blizzard 1 year ago

hahahahha!!!!

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#12

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MindyFurano Report

OTTERZ4LIFE 1 year ago

he is so obsessed with you!

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#13

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sheastrauss Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

Lots and Lots of pricks!

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#14

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KeetPotato Report

Pi... 1 year ago

Bwaaaahaha! I wanna see the dog!!!

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#15

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caliluvgirl77 Report

Juan Castellucci 1 year ago

And we' re not his parents. Stop bothering people

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#16

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soulthot Report

tatty! 1 year ago

Well your honestly is admiring!

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#17

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bobvulfov Report

Sophie G 1 year ago

mayihavehim

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#18

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KevinFarzad Report

Oliver Nahlik 1 year ago

can i have my fence back now?

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#19

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sarcasticsapien Report

Superluminal1 1 year ago

Have to find out how it ends.

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#20

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theaaronone Report

Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

She wants someone like you. but not you.

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#21

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jennyandteets Report

needfx 1 year ago

or vice versa

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#22

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rollinintheseat Report

John L 1 year ago

I always thought that having a farting ketchup bottle was no laughing matter.

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#23

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MindyFurano Report

Tiffany McGuire 1 year ago

Hilarious

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#24

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behindyourback Report

Esmeralda Esmeralda 1 year ago

This one's my favorite!

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#25

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imaliwaller Report

Nela Rothenbach 1 year ago

I consider this a fact XD

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#26

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InternetHippo Report

Michel M. Prins 1 year ago

Might not meant to be together as lovers, just as very good friends.

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#27

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tesladrianne Report

Koko Sempai 1 year ago

lmao

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#28

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dubstep4dads Report

#29

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sheikhimaan Report

Deana 1 year ago

And this is why I got off of Facebook!

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#30

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T_N_Crumpets Report

Lis Zerafa 1 year ago

I actually laughed out loud at this 😊

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#31

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CraziestSex Report

Hyodo widger 1 year ago

I'd date her :3, I'd enjoy seeing her making an effort defending her arguments

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#32

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shiraselko Report

Olga Mest 1 year ago

This should be waaaay up!

#33

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ch000ch Report

John L 1 year ago

Newton's Third Law of Life: Over time, what you invest in a relationship tends to have an equal and opposite effect.

#34

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sarahbellum Report

Yugan Talovich 1 year ago

Your write about that! (Sorry, couldn't resist)

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#35

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Jennuflect Report

Heather Keedy Bateman 1 year ago

Ha!!! Seriously though...

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#36

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BoobsRadley Report

The Cappy 1 year ago

Should you accidentally poke yourself in the eye before you say that, or after?

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#37

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ElizaBayne Report

Katharine Lancaster 1 year ago

I actually laughed out loud just now! Hysterical!

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#38

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Practicalintuit Report

Oliver Nahlik 1 year ago

i like toast. how bout you?

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#39

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sbellelauren Report

OTTERZ4LIFE 1 year ago

Me. all the time. Me.

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#40

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shelbyfero Report

Alberto Curutchet 1 year ago

BOOM.

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#41

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4ngery Report

Marioara Popescu 1 year ago

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Well, if you finished high-school and still use Bae, I hope you get castrated before you procreate.

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#42

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BisHilarious Report

#43

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danmentos Report

JELollis 1 year ago

Tech: Creepy meter just reached 11! Supervisor: But it only goes to 10! All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#44

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kadyrabbit Report

Pepper 1 year ago

wow that'll take a lot of imagination and still some plastic surgery!

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#45

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longwall26 Report

Pi... 1 year ago

DENIED!

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#46

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OnlineAlison Report

Tanvir Ahmad 1 year ago

🔥

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#47

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alex3nglish Report

L 'stranger 1 year ago

Ha!

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#48

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dannyricker Report

zheka 1 year ago

nice

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#49

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OhWowThatsAwk Report

rakuninaru 1 year ago

hahahah yes!

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#50

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theshamingofjay Report

Flora Polvado 1 year ago

Makes me miss the old days

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#51

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trevso_electric Report

OTTERZ4LIFE 1 year ago

I think I have about 4 and a third....

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#52

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MollySneed Report

Tiny Dynamine 1 year ago

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If you're a freak, yes.

#53

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thomas_violence Report

#54

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ElizaBayne Report

Koko Sempai 1 year ago

there's a day for that?

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#55

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underchilde Report

Neeha 1 year ago

Were there bruises and fractures involved?

#56

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CornOnTheGoblin Report

PetruF 1 year ago

Be a dog :))

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#57

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supaarwoman Report

needfx 1 year ago

Language barrier is evident. He is asking if she needs Richard

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#58

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Elizasoul80 Report

Marioara Popescu 1 year ago

I'll take sleep if he'll want me.

#59

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primawesome Report

Stille20 1 year ago

Oh good, I'm not the only one who looks at online dating and decides I'm good with dying alone

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#60

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mzeld Report

Anna Sheridan 1 year ago

Nah with the right person, it's being weird together!

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#61

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ch000ch Report

Yugan Talovich 1 year ago

I would be honored if a lady took me along on a dentist appointment! Just so I didn't have to let the dentist do me, too.

#62

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priya_ebooks Report

zheka 1 year ago

clever

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#63

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commonwhitegrl Report

OTTERZ4LIFE 1 year ago

I will take that to heart

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#64

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tylerschmall Report

Marioara Popescu 1 year ago

Disturbing. I like it.

#65

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david8hughes Report

Alexandra Rikerson 1 year ago

20? Overestimating yourself a little too much?

#66

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lovehandle_ Report

Hello Al 1 year ago

LOL

#67

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MartaEffing Report

John L 1 year ago

Newton's First Law of Life: If what you are doing continues to hurt, then stop doing it, and you'll feel better about life.

#68

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morgan_murphy Report

Tiny Dynamine 1 year ago

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You may now deliver the punchline....

#69

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CrapTaxidermy Report

BoredBunny 1 year ago

What the heck is that supposed to be, anyway?

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#70

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blythelikehappy Report

Aditya Bhosale 1 year ago

And going to dream of for next whole year.

#71

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itskatcombs Report

Tiffany McGuire 1 year ago

Every time!!! Haha

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#72

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HeyitsLori Report

#73

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Donnie_Fairburn Report

OTTERZ4LIFE 1 year ago

The irrational fear you will plug a toilet that is not yours

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#74

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BrandyLJensen Report

Shauday Smith 1 year ago

challenge accepted. *opens cartwheel*

#75

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wordswithcolor Report

Tiffany McGuire 1 year ago

Feel like I might legit try this just for fun.

#76

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clairejoines Report

Tiffany McGuire 1 year ago

Yep. Basically.

#77

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amandamull Report

Mark Kelly 1 year ago

pathetic. I do my own work on my car and cook meals other than Kraft dinner.

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#78

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milevamarie Report

#79

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thatobesewoman Report

#80

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aparnapkin Report

Dnelle1972 1 year ago

Six. And you have to say it at two in the morning while leaning through their bedroom window.

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#81

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ibrandikiger Report

Shauday Smith 1 year ago

that's number 23 on the list?! there is a whole lot of preparation

#82

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vineyille Report

Shauday Smith 1 year ago

*grabs skillet of fajitas and continues to holding while maintaining the most menacing eye contact* mark of a man.

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#83

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krazyfrog Report

Person2638 1 year ago

Lol gotta love Shyamalan.

#84

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kumailn Report

Mandy 1 year ago

Personally I would prefer Awesome Cupid or Such a Great Cupid, why settle for just OK Cupid?

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