10+ Jokes About Being Single That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry
February 14th is now upon us, and whether you're newly single or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. Just because people have been writing love letters to each other on Valentine's Day since the 15th century, doesn't mean we want any part of it.
Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us turn the whole thing into a big joke, because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.
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Best time to buy candy: Day after halloween, 2nd best day: February 15th!
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... and a bed I don't have to share! one i can sleep on diagonally and naked if i wanted! How bow dah!
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Whether you're single or married,happy valentine's day everyone....!!!!
You too!!
I never understood why we needed a holiday for appreciating our partner and proving that we love them, shouldn't we be doing that all year round?
Actually the story goes that St. Valentine was a priest who granted marriage to couples who love each other, but theor relationships were somehow forbidden, or something like that. And then there's another story that the "holiday" was invented by merchants because February has no holidays, so they'd be out of business. Both stories make sense to me.
Hallmark...
Just a couple of weeks ago I was joking that sometimes I put the passenger side sun visor down so it looks like I have a girlfriend. Or friends
But one of the great things about being single is that I can use the passenger side sun visor to shade my eyes without worrying about stealing it.
Whether you're single or married,happy valentine's day everyone....!!!!
You too!!
I never understood why we needed a holiday for appreciating our partner and proving that we love them, shouldn't we be doing that all year round?
Actually the story goes that St. Valentine was a priest who granted marriage to couples who love each other, but theor relationships were somehow forbidden, or something like that. And then there's another story that the "holiday" was invented by merchants because February has no holidays, so they'd be out of business. Both stories make sense to me.
Hallmark...
Just a couple of weeks ago I was joking that sometimes I put the passenger side sun visor down so it looks like I have a girlfriend. Or friends
But one of the great things about being single is that I can use the passenger side sun visor to shade my eyes without worrying about stealing it.