February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind that we don't have anyone to hate it all with secretly and leaves us with no consolation but single jokes.

It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.

Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.

#1

Single People Joke

RuthePhoenix Report

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

lol savage!

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#2

Single People Joke

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Silent Skeleton 2 years ago

hell yeah octopus couch fort of singlehood success

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#3

Single People Joke

Sarcastic-Prick Report

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Best time to buy candy: Day after halloween, 2nd best day: February 15th!

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#4

Single People Joke

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Karol Chydziński 2 years ago

well... everybody hates such couples :D

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#5

Single People Joke

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Julia Daly 2 years ago

This is me with my cat all the time

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#6

Single People Joke

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

Painfully fake, but funny

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#7

Single People Joke

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

And that cat will NEVER Judge you for it!

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#8

Single People Joke

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

... and a bed I don't have to share! one i can sleep on diagonally and naked if i wanted! How bow dah!

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#9

Single People Joke

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

That girl with the pizza is my soul mate!

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#10

Single People Joke

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

This is me exactly !!!......

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#11

Single People Joke

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yulia missy 2 years ago

Lol

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#12

Single People Joke

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IdilS 2 years ago

The dog has been traumatized!

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#13

Single People Joke

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Daniëlle Raats 2 years ago

Owh... now I feel for you.

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#14

Single People Joke

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

I take the Whiskey

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#15

Single People Joke

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Fatemeh 2 years ago

You're not single!You have chips with you!

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#16

Single People Joke

imgur.com Report

Karol Chydziński 2 years ago

I can understand that guy :P

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#17

Single People Joke

LilGlolita Report

Karol Chydziński 2 years ago

but I don't think she can get out of the house and walk wherever she wants, so no way, she single

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#18

Single People Joke

nharshav Report

Socially Awkward 2 years ago

Literally me.

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#19

Single People Joke

bobvulfov Report

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

whooooops

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#20

Single People Joke

sassytbh Report

Mikael Porttila 2 years ago

sriracha sauce <3

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#21

Single People Joke

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Markus McCloud 2 years ago

What!? No! I RELISH the idea!

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#22

Single People Joke

ltsTina Report

Daria B 2 years ago

I am milk, I am red hot kitchen, and I am cool, cool as the deep blue ocean ♬♪

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#23

Single People Joke

RedditorWoman Report

Marcos Zamarripa 2 years ago

lmao, I wonder when a dildo with solar energy will come to ladies.

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#24

Single People Joke

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

Not if they have a dog

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#25

Single People Joke

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Hans 2 years ago

Why so pessimistic? Let's try again: What's the difference between you and a calender? A calender has dates, but will never fall in love. You may have no dates, but still chances to fall in love.

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#26

Single People Joke

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Stefan Groot 2 years ago

ouch but pretty much my story.

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#27

Single People Joke

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Stille20 2 years ago

That seems like a really good place to be

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#28

Single People Joke

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Hans 2 years ago

Guinea pigs make squeeky sounds if you tickle them, I am told.

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#29

Single People Joke

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E Menendez 2 years ago

I actually have found that. If you are single and tell your friend they really deserve better than what they have (like someone with a job or at least actively looking for a job cause things happen, or someone that doesn't ask for rent money cause they drank it-again) you are just being jealous.

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#30

Single People Joke

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#31

Single People Joke

JustDev Report

AcousticGString 2 years ago

Reminds me of middle school dances "ya'll make sure you leave enough room for Jesus, now, you hear!?"

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#32

Single People Joke

Mike_Bianchi Report

Bryan Mitchell 2 years ago

Charlene?! *sobs* You cheating bitch!

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#33

Single People Joke

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sunnyrei82 2 years ago

I love her! LOL

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#34

Single People Joke

rapeostrich Report

Jörg Zingler 2 years ago

Cat Lady to be....

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#35

Single People Joke

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Hans 2 years ago

I remember this dude from other series of tweets posted here. He seems to tweet more than I comment on Bored Panda.

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#36

Single People Joke

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#37

Single People Joke

The_Giant_Moustache Report

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

I'd prefer the nutella at this point

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#38

Single People Joke

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Now Now, lets not be sexist ... this can apply to some single fellas out there too!

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#39

Single People Joke

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Aqeelah Kazi 2 years ago

My boyfriend purposely miss-pronounces the word and after I correct it, he looks at me andgoes like "I am so proud of you."

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#40

Single People Joke

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Elin Aasen 2 years ago

Hahaha! Clever.

#41

Single People Joke

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Sweep the Leg 2 years ago

ACCURATE!!!!!!!!!

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#42

Single People Joke

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DuheVon Hill 2 years ago

Pizza is bae

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#43

Single People Joke

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rakuninaru 2 years ago

obviously

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#44

Single People Joke

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Mimis Nachbarin 2 years ago

Well, that's a fair point!

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#45

Single People Joke

cabbagecatmemes Report

Kjorn 2 years ago

that guy is on fire!

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#46

Single People Joke

RidiculousSheri Report

Cindy Kruth 2 years ago

Wow. Rejected by your own voice. That or someone could hear and was yelling back...

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#47

Single People Joke

pakalupapito Report

Darmonelle Johnson 2 years ago

At least he got that one guy in the background...

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#48

Single People Joke

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Kjorn 2 years ago

Pizza the Hut's son

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#49

Single People Joke

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Samantha 2 years ago

Oh my god, I just almost fell out of my chair laughing.

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#50

Single People Joke

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Give0rTake 2 years ago

He's cute

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#51

Single People Joke

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Alanna Wakefield 2 years ago

Its never fun being the third wheel on a date lol but I'm the bright side at least you got out of the house for a while

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#52

Single People Joke

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Wht Grandma, what big teeth you have!

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#53

Single People Joke

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LizzyM 2 years ago

Yeah!

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#54

Single People Joke

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Daniëlle Raats 2 years ago

hahaha

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#55

Single People Joke

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MarPoppy Perez 2 years ago

me tonight....

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#56

Single People Joke

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Jennifer Anne 2 years ago

HAHA! Omg some get me my inhaler!!! Hahahaha!

#57

Single People Joke

Theforerunner Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Are you insane? You need to give them a head protection as well, or else everything will fall out on the way

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#58

Single People Joke

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Hans 2 years ago

You do not have to, either, if your girl and you agreed that Valentines Day is just an invention and being affectionate every day is by far the better choice!

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#59

Single People Joke

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Tracy Baparam 2 years ago

yeah me.

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#60

Single People Joke

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Madison Brown 2 years ago

Bad timing

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#61

Single People Joke

mrmoreawesome Report

Superluminal1 2 years ago

Sew what?

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#62

Single People Joke

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criminalgirl 2 years ago

Are you stalking them???

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#63

Single People Joke

RuffButter Report

Hans 2 years ago

You date spiders?

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#64

Single People Joke

Ed_Lever Report

Silent Skeleton 2 years ago

all the chocolate on clearance the next day is nice though

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#65

Single People Joke

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Socially Awkward 2 years ago

Me too!!! My bed:🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

#66

Single People Joke

RandiLawson Report

Stille20 2 years ago

LOL, I refuse to take part. It's all fun and games until you are 30+ and single.

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#67

Single People Joke

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Um... is she gripping his junk for support?

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#68

Single People Joke

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Kaiden Coughlin 2 years ago

my friend saw this and said "MEEE". Every single girl at the table looked at one another knowingly and glared at him bc they've all liked him back at one point... when you think you're a third wheel but not..

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#69

Single People Joke

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Hans 2 years ago

This is a strangely odd picture.

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#70

Single People Joke

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Katie Jamberri Nails 2 years ago

Ouch!

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#71

Single People Joke

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Vera Deme 2 years ago

I feel exactly the same way! Ah

#72

Single People Joke

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Maja Vlaisavljevic 2 years ago

😂💖

#73

Single People Joke

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#74

Single People Joke

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Neurotic_Octopus 2 years ago

It would work on me too. That's clever enough to get my attention :p

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#75

Single People Joke

limit_racers Report

Shawn Wheeler 2 years ago

I could relate to that love affair

#76

Single People Joke

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Markus McCloud 2 years ago

It's true love, either way!

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#77

Single People Joke

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Neurotic_Octopus 2 years ago

Hey, she uses my favorite bodywash too :D Eucalyptus Spearmint for the win!

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#78

Single People Joke

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Diana CrunChewy Watson 2 years ago

This type of picture happens so often that I'm fairly certain it's on purpose. i could Google it, but then my ad stream would be all desperate and lonely.

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#79

Single People Joke

cinnamontoastk Report

Angelina Wilkins 2 years ago

Damn, that stings a bit, lol.

#80

Single People Joke

fuckhobbes Report

Smoofy 2 years ago

Hobbes? LIKE CALVIN AND HOBBES!?

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#81

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