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February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind us that we don't have anyone to hate it all with and leaves us with no consolation but single's jokes.

It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.

Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.

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Half-Priced Sweets, Anyone?

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... and a bed I don't have to share! one i can sleep on diagonally and naked if i wanted! How bow dah!

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A Cycle Of Sadness

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Karol Chydziński
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but I don't think she can get out of the house and walk wherever she wants, so no way, she single

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A Valentine's Date

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Daria B
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am milk, I am red hot kitchen, and I am cool, cool as the deep blue ocean ♬♪

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why so pessimistic? Let's try again: What's the difference between you and a calender? A calender has dates, but will never fall in love. You may have no dates, but still chances to fall in love.

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Single People Jokes

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E Menendez
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually have found that. If you are single and tell your friend they really deserve better than what they have (like someone with a job or at least actively looking for a job cause things happen, or someone that doesn't ask for rent money cause they drank it-again) you are just being jealous.

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Dancing With Myself

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of middle school dances "ya'll make sure you leave enough room for Jesus, now, you hear!?"

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A New Single

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this dude from other series of tweets posted here. He seems to tweet more than I comment on Bored Panda.

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Ideal For Valentine's

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now Now, lets not be sexist ... this can apply to some single fellas out there too!

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Aqeelah Kazi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boyfriend purposely miss-pronounces the word and after I correct it, he looks at me andgoes like "I am so proud of you."

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Friend Zone

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Cindy Kruth
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Rejected by your own voice. That or someone could hear and was yelling back...

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Alanna Wakefield
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its never fun being the third wheel on a date lol but I'm the bright side at least you got out of the house for a while

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Single People Joke

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