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February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind us that we don't have anyone to hate it all with and leaves us with no consolation but single's jokes.

It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.

Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.

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Half-Priced Sweets, Anyone?

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Someone To Hate It All With

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My Two Night Stands

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... and a bed I don't have to share! one i can sleep on diagonally and naked if i wanted! How bow dah!

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The Only Single Person

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A Cycle Of Sadness

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Karol Chydziński
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but I don't think she can get out of the house and walk wherever she wants, so no way, she single

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A Valentine's Date

A Valentine's Date

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am milk, I am red hot kitchen, and I am cool, cool as the deep blue ocean ♬♪

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Single For A Loooong Time

Single For A Loooong Time

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Me vs. A Calendar

Me vs. A Calendar

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why so pessimistic? Let's try again: What's the difference between you and a calender? A calender has dates, but will never fall in love. You may have no dates, but still chances to fall in love.

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Dating Tips

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Single People Jokes

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E Menendez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually have found that. If you are single and tell your friend they really deserve better than what they have (like someone with a job or at least actively looking for a job cause things happen, or someone that doesn't ask for rent money cause they drank it-again) you are just being jealous.

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Dancing With Myself

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AcousticGString
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of middle school dances "ya'll make sure you leave enough room for Jesus, now, you hear!?"

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A New Single

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this dude from other series of tweets posted here. He seems to tweet more than I comment on Bored Panda.

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Ideal For Valentine's

Ideal For Valentine's

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now Now, lets not be sexist ... this can apply to some single fellas out there too!

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Because Grammar

Because Grammar

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Aqeelah Kazi
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boyfriend purposely miss-pronounces the word and after I correct it, he looks at me andgoes like "I am so proud of you."

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Friend Zone

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Cindy Kruth
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Rejected by your own voice. That or someone could hear and was yelling back...

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First Date Emergency

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Third Wheel

Third Wheel

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Alanna Wakefield
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its never fun being the third wheel on a date lol but I'm the bright side at least you got out of the house for a while

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Grandma Can't Wait Any Longer

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Dinner For Two

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Single People Joke

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Michel M. Prins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you insane? You need to give them a head protection as well, or else everything will fall out on the way

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do not have to, either, if your girl and you agreed that Valentines Day is just an invention and being affectionate every day is by far the better choice!

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Single People Joke

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Socially Awkward
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too!!! My bed:🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL, I refuse to take part. It's all fun and games until you are 30+ and single.

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Kaiden Coughlin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my friend saw this and said "MEEE". Every single girl at the table looked at one another knowingly and glared at him bc they've all liked him back at one point... when you think you're a third wheel but not..

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Diana CrunChewy Watson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This type of picture happens so often that I'm fairly certain it's on purpose. i could Google it, but then my ad stream would be all desperate and lonely.

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Single People Joke

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depending on where the contents of these bottle went, he might not stay alone.

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The Alchemist
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well think about it. With how many people are in our lives were always looking at someone hoping they'll notice you. But they're looking at someone else doing the same. And while you do that there is someone looking at you hoping you notice them. And with how many people we know and how many people the other person knows, what are the odds that you'll like each other?

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Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being single is better than being in a crappy, abusive relationship with an unfaithful partner.

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Vera Deme
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I experience this feeling every day and still enjoy it! :)

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be more direct about it. Then don't be a jerk if they tell you they're not interested.

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Single People Joke

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like this implies that you are not actually, or at least fully alone?

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Single People Joke

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this was intentional, it is clever. If it was accidential, it is sad.

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... like being cute means you are not allowed to be alone? Being less than cute requires it. No friend, doesn't work like that

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Single People Joke

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Single People Joke

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Single People Joke

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Single People Joke

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Single People Joke

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Single People Joke

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Single People Joke

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Single People Joke

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Single People Joke

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Single People Joke

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Mark Kelly
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On Jimmy Fallon a guy was on a date and she said he was cold and he said "you should have brought a warmer jacket". ha

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Single People Joke

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The Xenomorph
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I'm part of the small percent that are too ugly and too short to get a girlfriend.

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that bird's head... body... something is upside down.

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking it was an excerpt from some weird choose your own adventure book.

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criminalgirl
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is something seriously wrong with this guy...he needs help or friends or something...

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is a joke meme, but I don't think people tend to get surprised in the shower from the wall side...

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