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February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind us that we don't have anyone to hate it all with and leaves us with no consolation but single's jokes.

It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.

Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.

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    Amanda Panda
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best time to buy candy: Day after halloween, 2nd best day: February 15th!

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    Amanda Panda
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and a bed I don't have to share! one i can sleep on diagonally and naked if i wanted! How bow dah!

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    Karol Chydziński
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but I don't think she can get out of the house and walk wherever she wants, so no way, she single

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am milk, I am red hot kitchen, and I am cool, cool as the deep blue ocean ♬♪

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why so pessimistic? Let's try again: What's the difference between you and a calender? A calender has dates, but will never fall in love. You may have no dates, but still chances to fall in love.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guinea pigs make squeeky sounds if you tickle them, I am told.

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    E Menendez
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have found that. If you are single and tell your friend they really deserve better than what they have (like someone with a job or at least actively looking for a job cause things happen, or someone that doesn't ask for rent money cause they drank it-again) you are just being jealous.

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    AcousticGString
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of middle school dances "ya'll make sure you leave enough room for Jesus, now, you hear!?"

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this dude from other series of tweets posted here. He seems to tweet more than I comment on Bored Panda.

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    Amanda Panda
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Now, lets not be sexist ... this can apply to some single fellas out there too!

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    Aqeelah Kazi
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend purposely miss-pronounces the word and after I correct it, he looks at me andgoes like "I am so proud of you."

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    Cindy Kruth
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Rejected by your own voice. That or someone could hear and was yelling back...

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    Alanna Wakefield
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its never fun being the third wheel on a date lol but I'm the bright side at least you got out of the house for a while

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    Michel M. Prins
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you insane? You need to give them a head protection as well, or else everything will fall out on the way

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not have to, either, if your girl and you agreed that Valentines Day is just an invention and being affectionate every day is by far the better choice!

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too!!! My bed:🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, I refuse to take part. It's all fun and games until you are 30+ and single.

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    Kaiden Coughlin
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend saw this and said "MEEE". Every single girl at the table looked at one another knowingly and glared at him bc they've all liked him back at one point... when you think you're a third wheel but not..

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    Neurotic_Octopus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, she uses my favorite bodywash too :D Eucalyptus Spearmint for the win!

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    Diana CrunChewy Watson
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This type of picture happens so often that I'm fairly certain it's on purpose. i could Google it, but then my ad stream would be all desperate and lonely.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on where the contents of these bottle went, he might not stay alone.

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