181 Jokes About Being Single That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry
February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind that we don't have anyone to hate it all with secretly and leaves us with no consolation but single jokes.
It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.
Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.
Best time to buy candy: Day after halloween, 2nd best day: February 15th!
... and a bed I don't have to share! one i can sleep on diagonally and naked if i wanted! How bow dah!
but I don't think she can get out of the house and walk wherever she wants, so no way, she single
lmao, I wonder when a dildo with solar energy will come to ladies.
I actually have found that. If you are single and tell your friend they really deserve better than what they have (like someone with a job or at least actively looking for a job cause things happen, or someone that doesn't ask for rent money cause they drank it-again) you are just being jealous.
Reminds me of middle school dances "ya'll make sure you leave enough room for Jesus, now, you hear!?"
Now Now, lets not be sexist ... this can apply to some single fellas out there too!
My boyfriend purposely miss-pronounces the word and after I correct it, he looks at me andgoes like "I am so proud of you."
Wow. Rejected by your own voice. That or someone could hear and was yelling back...
Its never fun being the third wheel on a date lol but I'm the bright side at least you got out of the house for a while
Are you insane? You need to give them a head protection as well, or else everything will fall out on the way
my friend saw this and said "MEEE". Every single girl at the table looked at one another knowingly and glared at him bc they've all liked him back at one point... when you think you're a third wheel but not..
It would work on me too. That's clever enough to get my attention :p
Hey, she uses my favorite bodywash too :D Eucalyptus Spearmint for the win!
This type of picture happens so often that I'm fairly certain it's on purpose. i could Google it, but then my ad stream would be all desperate and lonely.
