He wouldn't meow at the cupboard waiting for you to come and open it for a treat...he'd bring the cupboard to you.

If you are what you eat, and he ate your card, either he was trying to become you or stationery.

did the Rock pay for these drawings?

And cooking lasagna, right?

Do idiots actually do this? (I don’t know why I’m surprised!)

This kid knows what he's doing

Then you gonna tell me this ain't Jupiter JUPITER-63...54623d.jpg

...And i woula gotten away with it if it werent for you meddling anti-Ricky-Pee-Pees!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?

So many questions.

Are you sure it’s cosplay?

For some reason I read “Please don’t kill my wife” in the nickelodeon tune

I've never wanted to lick something more in my life

Now keep the cakes coming buddy.

woah my god thats too far mario...

Seems legit.

I can just imagine it now.... *Aldi worker frantically scanning groceries like each can of tomato soup is filled with spiders that might burst at any moment and give them an anti-vaxx speech*

I... suppose those could be considered presents...

#Edumacation

Really? it wasn't when someone tattooed your face while you were high?

"I pity the fool who pokes me"

0 words of encouragement, I notice..........May I suggest activating your own, say, "Defence systems engaged", then kick him in the nuggets?

........and everyone does their time.

I love the plate in the background

This smacks of boulder shaming. All boulders are exactly the size of the boulders that they are

I'm trying to remember if I actually did watch a video about cheese on youtube when I was working from home... 🤔

Nah.... you're just seeing him without his man-makeup (beard 'n' stache)!

Antonio looks a bit pricey for $45. Is he house trained? Does he do tricks? Can he cook?

So.. it's Nemo in the image? The stripes check out, but I'm slightly confused.

Basically, the CESA doesn't cover insects, but other categories can be expanded to protect endangered animals for which there is no category. So the fish category was expanded to give legal protections to four endangered bumblebee species, because the fish category can cover invertebrates. Three species of butterfly and a snail are also covered as fish.

Oh great. Don't tell me, fish are now watermelon?

The food theorist has a pretty interesting video on this... https://youtu.be/laxYhf-uOs4

I have several questions...

I know of flying fish, but thats a stretch

What?

*Confused buzzing

They had to change their species to protect them?

Wait what

Do they mean California, the town probably in Florida?

This had something to do with it being easier to get them on the endangered species list, and protected. It was a round about way to do it, but it worked.

There is no such thing as a fish

Air fish

i have several questions

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The Capybara is my favorite kind of fish tho

Well, they're not game are they?

Sounds like California ...

California? Doesn't surprise me one iota.

I mean so are beavers, according to the Catholic church.

He's old as hell. Best excuse to not do anything at that age.