I was once giving a tour of our facility to a group of foreign exchange university students from various countries. One of the students from the UK was asking various questions about aspects of the facility - like the wattage of the solar panels or the electrical consumption vs the brightness of the overhead lighting - that was not part of questions many people would ask, but would make sense if you looked at them from an engineering or environmental science perspective.

Two or three of the other students started talking amongst themselves in Mandarin about this suck-up and how they'd just like him to shut up when the English boy turned to them and ripped them a new a*****e in excellent Mandarin. That helped... for a while, until a few minutes later when I heard them start again, this time in a more obscure Chinese dialect (Foochow, to the curious) about how overly sensitive some people were and couldn't the guide please just ignore that loudmouthed foreigner, when to my surprise and their mortification, the English boy turned around and ripped them another new one.

tl;dr - There are a couple of recent Xiamen University graduates walking around with three a******s.

In third grade we would have reading time everyday after lunch. The teacher would read one of her favorite books to us chapter by chapter. it was nice. Anyway I was known for being a stinky chubby kid already but this particular day I outdid myself. Halfway through our teacher excitedly reading BFG, I let out the rankiest fart. Everyone heard it, everyone definitely smelled it.
As if God himself could add more insult, a small earthquake shook the room right as I stopped farted. Our teacher made everyone go outside NOT BECAUSE OF THE EARTHQUAKE (it was only a tiny one) but because my fart smelled so bad that the teacher thought the classroom was uninhabitable whilst the fart smell lingered. I then started to cry because everyone was mad at me for ruining THE BFG forever and just making it stink so bad. My 3rd grade class can confirm this, wherever there are now. They still remind me of this story. I am known as the kid whose fart shook the whole world.

TL:DR in third grade, I farted, real earthquake suddenly happened, classroom evacuated because it smelled so bad. I cried.

lilwheezyf:
I can confirm this story to be true lol. I was [in that class], the best coincidence I have ever experienced in my entire life.