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SammyLawrence27
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Hi 🤭
I'm Sammy, you can also call me Donnie, Blitz, or Caine I'm not picky
As you can probably tell I am your local zest fest
HE/HIM.
Trans man, omni and polyamorous!!
MINOR MINOR MINOR MINOR.
i am a rather silly fellow
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RetroactiveRecursion reply
I was broke, had no real plan or opportunities. Quit my job, drove across the country (US) to -- find myself? figure out life? No idea. I was 23, probably an idiot, but I had no responsibilities to anyone but me.
Found a career in IT, a wife, and now have a grown kid, a house, a dog, a couple cars, the whole "American dream" package. Every once in a while, usually while standing in my yard over the grill with a beer in my hand, I'm like "Damn, it worked!".
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PriorityOk8448 reply
That all men are attracted to their daughters. I was talking to a conservative (I am very much the opposite). I said even if Trump was doing great things (he isn't), I would never morally be able to support him because has commented about being attracted to and wanting to date his daughter (this was long before all the other various disturbing things about him were widely known).
This man proceeded to tell me that ALL men attracted to and fall in love with their daughters. It is normal. It can't be helped. They are younger more beautiful versions of their wives.
Bardez:
There is an absolute chasm between appreciating and acknowledging the natural beauty of your daughters and... yeah.
Are some people so broken?
masterchief6913 reply
I had a couple of coworkers just casually start talking about beating their wives when I was sitting right there. I mean I don’t even know these guys. It was awkward as hell. This wasn’t even the first time this happened to me! I’ve heard different guys say this. It’s disturbing how common domestic violence is.
Walmartian_Beta reply
My cousin just casually dropped on me that he lost his virginity to his step-sister when he was 14 and she was 15.
When he saw my reaction to that, he said, "It's not TRUE incest because we're not blood related."
Yeah man, but that's been your sister since you were like 5.
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RetroactiveRecursion reply
I was broke, had no real plan or opportunities. Quit my job, drove across the country (US) to -- find myself? figure out life? No idea. I was 23, probably an idiot, but I had no responsibilities to anyone but me.
Found a career in IT, a wife, and now have a grown kid, a house, a dog, a couple cars, the whole "American dream" package. Every once in a while, usually while standing in my yard over the grill with a beer in my hand, I'm like "Damn, it worked!".
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Walmartian_Beta reply
My cousin just casually dropped on me that he lost his virginity to his step-sister when he was 14 and she was 15.
When he saw my reaction to that, he said, "It's not TRUE incest because we're not blood related."
Yeah man, but that's been your sister since you were like 5.
PriorityOk8448 reply
That all men are attracted to their daughters. I was talking to a conservative (I am very much the opposite). I said even if Trump was doing great things (he isn't), I would never morally be able to support him because has commented about being attracted to and wanting to date his daughter (this was long before all the other various disturbing things about him were widely known).
This man proceeded to tell me that ALL men attracted to and fall in love with their daughters. It is normal. It can't be helped. They are younger more beautiful versions of their wives.
Bardez:
There is an absolute chasm between appreciating and acknowledging the natural beauty of your daughters and... yeah.
Are some people so broken?
masterchief6913 reply
I had a couple of coworkers just casually start talking about beating their wives when I was sitting right there. I mean I don’t even know these guys. It was awkward as hell. This wasn’t even the first time this happened to me! I’ve heard different guys say this. It’s disturbing how common domestic violence is.
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