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50 Times The Internet Got Way Too Funny This October
Crafting a good social media post is harder than it might seem. Just browse your feed, you’ll quickly come to the realization that most of the things people put out there for millions to see are, at best, drafts and, at worst, should have never seen the light of day.
There are a lot of very good reasons to not go on Twitter (now called X, one of those reasons), so we’ve gone to the effort of finding some of the best, most hilarious posts of October from there. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts in the comment section down below.
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Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost 11 months ago
That's not a boomer complaint!! That's a human complaint!
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Rali Meyer 11 months ago
it is the same brain. Just stuffed with FB, BP tik-tok, insta, ... No space left
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Jeremy James 11 months ago (edited)
I would love if they added a social networking element where you could "friend" people you know so you could share recommendations when you watch something you think they'd like. And, likewise, you'd have a "recommended by friends" list on your home screen.
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UnclePanda 11 months ago (edited)
My parents gave me grief for years about reading with a flashlight after lights out. It was only a few years ago that it occured to me to wonder whom was supplying the batteries. Good one, folks, good one.
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Remi (He/Him) 11 months ago
The good thing about needing to eat cholesterol lowering margarine vs butter is that at least it's easy to spread. And the olive benecol isn't half bad either.
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Sly Schlang 11 months ago
No matter the Game, my mum always wins. She pretends to have forgotten. Asks after a while. Acts surprised at this amount of skill and luck. She is so cute.
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Rali Meyer 11 months ago
same "don't have more kids" when the first one is wailing without end
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Sally Moen 11 months ago
Those filler TV shows that were put on the schedule on days when audience viewing numbers are normally low. Back in the day, all the reruns were on Friday nights, and all the holiday-specific shows("It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" and "Circus of the Stars, Christmas edition") were shown on the night of the holiday.
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General Anaesthesia 11 months ago
Laugh all you want, but if it's important to her then to her it _was_ like she won an Emmy.
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Vexed Panda 11 months ago
I was adopted so my big brother is 4 weeks older than i am. For 4 weeks out of the year he's the oldest thing on wheels!
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 11 months ago
Just get rid of the husband… stopped the “every day is like Christmas for you” comments. 10/10 would recommend.
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Niels AirMax 11 months ago
I can relate. To Millie, not to the husband. It's just too addictive...
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David Morgan 11 months ago
OK, tip 1 for aspiring drivers, the pedals are located on the floor. It is challenging (though not impossible) to operate them with your feet on the driver' seat.
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Andrew Keir 11 months ago
Sorry, typo - should have read "Nothing *eats* coleslaw pops on a hot summer day"
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Bec 11 months ago
In the baseball movie, Major League, Bob Ueker announces the games for radio. Charlie Sheen's character can throw incredible fast balls but has little control (and needs glasses). One of the funniest lines is when a powerful but very wild pitch is thrown, which Ueker announces as 'just a bit outside.
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HappyMaskSalesman 11 months ago
If you didn’t realise when 2 of you were staring at a white pole instead of a lens, I don’t really think it was on the photographer to warn you.
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Rali Meyer 11 months ago
can somebody break up that waffling in meaningful text? Asking for a friend
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Tha Monkey 11 months ago
Why is it that every self-described "empath" I've ever met were the most self-absorbed, condescending azzholes, with zero empathy?
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Andrew Keir 11 months ago
"When I am grown to man's estate / I shall be very proud and great, / And tell the other girls and boys / Not to meddle with my toys". Robert Louis Stevenson
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Bill Walker 11 months ago
I am not sure I understand this? No, I am sure I do not understand this.
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Multa Nocte 11 months ago
Tom Stewart - I can't respond to you directly because so many people have downvoted you. Do you ever read your own comments before you send them? I taught special ed students for a while and I would have flunked you out of my class. You don't understand capitalization, punctuation, spelling, and basic 5th grade literacy. What exactly does "This shows to come that" mean? How does anyone spell the word successful as "scucesfull," assuming that was your intent? What does "what all one of you didn't notice" mean? I know that you are angry and scared because you are worried that your white-boy world could somehow come crashing down, but please - do you MAGAts not know how much you embarrass yourselves with your basic illiteracy? P.S. Congratulations on reaching minus 185 votes on BP. It's not a record, but it shows how your fellow Pandas feel about you.
Stardrop 11 months ago
it now blocks comments with links, probably to deter scammers :/
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte 11 months ago
Tom Stewart - I can't respond to you directly because so many people have downvoted you. Do you ever read your own comments before you send them? I taught special ed students for a while and I would have flunked you out of my class. You don't understand capitalization, punctuation, spelling, and basic 5th grade literacy. What exactly does "This shows to come that" mean? How does anyone spell the word successful as "scucesfull," assuming that was your intent? What does "what all one of you didn't notice" mean? I know that you are angry and scared because you are worried that your white-boy world could somehow come crashing down, but please - do you MAGAts not know how much you embarrass yourselves with your basic illiteracy? P.S. Congratulations on reaching minus 185 votes on BP. It's not a record, but it shows how your fellow Pandas feel about you.
Stardrop 11 months ago
it now blocks comments with links, probably to deter scammers :/
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