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Confused Capybara • commented on a post 13 hours ago

50 Of The Best And Most Surprising Movie Details You Probably Never Noticed

This entire movie is full of little things like this. It's excellent!

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 1 day ago

“What If You Could Drink Hell?”: 45 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Hotels

Ooh, "Continental"!

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 2 days ago

My Photo Series “Porcelain Beauty”, Showcasing People With Albinism, Continues With The Help Of AI (15 Pics)

"After its publication, I realized that I wanted to expand the project's scope to include people of all ages, races, and nationalities from every corner of the globe. However, the path to realizing this idea was unclear." Ok, so you decided to ditch the whole process of contacting people with albinism and all that entails, possibly producing some high-quality photographs due to the close contact and rapport with them; instead, you opted for generic images generated via plagiarism from what other people have actually created. AI isn't forgery, it's a blatant robbery of other people's work. It is a tool so we can make tasks we hate doing easier and more efficient, not to replace people in doing something that they love creating, and part of that is the process itself. Typing prompts only requires brain-finger coordination, and having a machine that steals ideas to "create" its own.

Confused Capybara • commented on a post 2 days ago

My Photo Series “Porcelain Beauty”, Showcasing People With Albinism, Continues With The Help Of AI (15 Pics)

You'd think AI "artists" wouldn't post stuff on BP anymore. We are very clear on this. DO. NOT. GIVE. US. AI ART.

Confused Capybara • commented on a post 4 days ago

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

Does the symbol he changed it to mean anything?

Confused Capybara • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

americans assuming all music artists are american is my favorite genre of stupidity

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

I know abuse is rampant and horrific, but I can't help but wonder if this OP has some delusions because of their illness, causing them to have false memories through the lens of paranoia schizophrenia.

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 6 days ago

“Puberty Hits”: 40 Funny Pics That Hit Close To Home

EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP

Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

50 Funny And Relatable Video Game Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Page

This community is hilarious. Someone wrote an impassioned (sadly now deleted) essay about how Grandpa Joe caused every historical tragedy.

30 Posts That Hilariously Sum Up Kids' Birthday Parties

Almost so specific only an adult could make it up...

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 1 week ago

30 Posts That Hilariously Sum Up Kids' Birthday Parties

Lots of these are obviously not the child's idea IMO

Confused Capybara • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

30 Posts That Hilariously Sum Up Kids' Birthday Parties

1. A 2 year old kid has sat through an entire movie? 2. She understood it enough to want her party that way? 3. She could tell you her wish clear enough to get it? 4. She's had one birthday, does she even understand what that is?

“The Michael Jordan Of Memes”: 50 Hilariously Random Memes From This IG Page

Oh, writing unbelievable movie tropes is super easy, barely an inconvenience

30 Posts That Hilariously Sum Up Kids' Birthday Parties

“The Michael Jordan Of Memes”: 50 Hilariously Random Memes From This IG Page

Oh, writing unbelievable movie tropes is super easy, barely an inconvenience

50 Hilarious Pics Of The Worst Software Fails People Have Ever Encountered (New Pics)

Is that the owl house?

45 Things That Are Socially Acceptable For 1 Gender Only

personally I hate it and remove it (man).

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Confused Capybara • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Funny ’80s Memes That Gen Xers And Millennials Might Understand Too Well

crazy if you let it!

Confused Capybara • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

So OP was teaching math to people who struggled at it, and were suprised when they struggled at it?

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Confused Capybara • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

to my lovely LGBTQ+ pandas, we support and love you!

50 Interesting Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

But the guy in the far right corner looks black no?

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

to my lovely LGBTQ+ pandas, we support and love you!

50 Interesting Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

But the guy in the far right corner looks black no?

50 Interesting Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

🎶 From your first cigarette 'till your last dying day!.. 🎶

50 Interesting Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

What I mostly come away with from this post...most of the BP commenters illustrate how ugly, ignorant, and divisive people are. My faith in humanity is abysmally low.

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Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Controversial Movies Of All Time That Provoked Outrage Upon Release

Why?

Funny Comics Exploring The Father-Son Relationship Through Shapeshifting Dracula And His Son (30 Pics)

GASP

Confused Capybara • upvoted 4 items 3 weeks ago

50 Rare Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

I hate how this gesture has been claimed by the incels 😔 I think it’s charming and romantic

50 Rare Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

HOLD ON i changed my mind. I took a second look. There are strange things going on. The girl in the white shirts hand. The doorposts underneath the Iglesia Christo sign dont make sense. The wrinkle on the back of the bicycle guy. The shutters behind that group of people.

50 Rare Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

I hate how this gesture has been claimed by the incels 😔 I think it’s charming and romantic

50 Rare Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks

Europeans are to completely unjustified smug arrogance as sauce is to pasta.

“Looks Bigger In Person”: 50 Times People Were Surprised By The Sheer Size Of Something (New Pics)

Forbidden grape

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Confused Capybara • upvoted 7 items 1 month ago

Not Everybody Is American

‘What Is This Thing?’: 50 Times The Internet Solved The Mystery Of Unidentified Objects (All-Time Best)

*knock knock knock* "it's fun to stay at the..."

Not Everybody Is American

‘What Is This Thing?’: 50 Times The Internet Solved The Mystery Of Unidentified Objects (All-Time Best)

*knock knock knock* "it's fun to stay at the..."

50 Antinatalism Memes That Explain Why Some Folks Don’t Want To Ever Have Kids

So far this is true for my kids! They don't need to know what I am going through. My job is to care and nurture them, not make them my therapist, nor include them in my problems. I was abused as a child, you best believe I'm breaking that mold!

"Awful, Awful Place": 28 Tourists Share Cities They Will Never Visit Again

🎵Sings - "Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night" 🎵

“My Wife, My Abuser” Documentary Shows Decades Of Abuse In Devastating Footage

I’ve seen the show & it’s truly heartbreaking, especially how his children acted like everything was normal, even whilst this woman was beating him around the head & screaming slurs at him. That’s not a healthy or safe environment for those little girls & the fact that he chose not to hit her back, all because he wanted to protect his sweet girls from that woman’s violence … it’s so unbelievably sad. In the end, when it went to trial, everyone was on his side & this foul manipulative creature had no one supporting her. I think she deserved more than 4 years, though, considering how she tortured him for 20 years & had him terrified to so much as look at her! 🫢💔

“My Wife, My Abuser” Documentary Shows Decades Of Abuse In Devastating Footage

For many years abuse on men was normalised. We'd ask what HE'S done to deserve it rather than blame HER for doing it. It's like we were blinkered (I was just as guilty) I've never been victim or aggressor in physical abuse but I know many who have done both. It's amazing that we even have to SAY that this is wrong, it should be obvious but sadly not. Very brave of him to allow this to go on TV. Brave coming forward too. I really hope this gets a message across to those who are victims and to those who are aggressors too. The sentence was VERY light though..

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

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Confused Capybara • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

"Awful, Awful Place": 28 Tourists Share Cities They Will Never Visit Again

I have never once heard San Jose referred to as a tourist destination.

30 Men Don’t Hold Back Revealing What Gives Them "The Ick" About Women

Then, like, what are you going to, like, use as, like, filler in a sentence?

"Awful, Awful Place": 28 Tourists Share Cities They Will Never Visit Again

I have never once heard San Jose referred to as a tourist destination.

30 Men Don’t Hold Back Revealing What Gives Them "The Ick" About Women

Then, like, what are you going to, like, use as, like, filler in a sentence?

“My Wife, My Abuser” Documentary Shows Decades Of Abuse In Devastating Footage

Yup, all that lying camera evidence

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Confused Capybara • submitted a new post 3 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's A Secret You Shouldn't Know But Do? (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted a new post 4 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Confused Capybara • submitted a new post 11 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Expression Should We Stop Saying? (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted 5 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Controversial Book, Song, Or Movie You Know Of? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Something That Doesn't Seem Problematic, But Is? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Weird Fact Might Have Saved Your Life? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What 'Dumb Or Weird' Questions Do You Wonder About But Have Never Asked? (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

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Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Is A Phrase That’s Never Been Googled Before? (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post Some Of The Funniest Reviews You've Ever Seen (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted 9 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Controversial Book, Song, Or Movie You Know Of? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Doesn't Seem Problematic, But Is? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Misconceptions Do People Have About Your Country Or State? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What 'Dumb Or Weird' Questions Do You Wonder About But Have Never Asked? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who’s Your Favorite Musical Artist?

Confused Capybara • commented on a post 13 hours ago

50 Of The Best And Most Surprising Movie Details You Probably Never Noticed

This entire movie is full of little things like this. It's excellent!

Confused Capybara • commented on a post 2 days ago

My Photo Series “Porcelain Beauty”, Showcasing People With Albinism, Continues With The Help Of AI (15 Pics)

You'd think AI "artists" wouldn't post stuff on BP anymore. We are very clear on this. DO. NOT. GIVE. US. AI ART.

Confused Capybara • commented on a post 4 days ago

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

Does the symbol he changed it to mean anything?

Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

50 Funny And Relatable Video Game Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Page

This community is hilarious. Someone wrote an impassioned (sadly now deleted) essay about how Grandpa Joe caused every historical tragedy.

30 Posts That Hilariously Sum Up Kids' Birthday Parties

Almost so specific only an adult could make it up...

Confused Capybara • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Funny ’80s Memes That Gen Xers And Millennials Might Understand Too Well

crazy if you let it!

Confused Capybara • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

what did he do?

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

It's more like waaaay too natural. All these racists' brains have simply not progressed past the primitive "new thing bad" way of thinking.

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

Also, it's not like these "flintstone" stormed anything.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

So OP was teaching math to people who struggled at it, and were suprised when they struggled at it?

Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Controversial Movies Of All Time That Provoked Outrage Upon Release

Why?

Funny Comics Exploring The Father-Son Relationship Through Shapeshifting Dracula And His Son (30 Pics)

GASP

Confused Capybara • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

"Awful, Awful Place": 28 Tourists Share Cities They Will Never Visit Again

I have never once heard San Jose referred to as a tourist destination.

30 Men Don’t Hold Back Revealing What Gives Them "The Ick" About Women

Then, like, what are you going to, like, use as, like, filler in a sentence?

“My Wife, My Abuser” Documentary Shows Decades Of Abuse In Devastating Footage

Yup, all that lying camera evidence

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

That entire group is incredibly delusional

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius

Wtf has happened to BP

35 Hilarious Things Movies Got Wrong, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

Always look on the bright side of life!

Gen Z Are Sick And Tired Of People Normalizing These 30 Things

Strange how the people who play music in public also have the worst taste in music.

30 People Share What Loopholes They Exploited Until Someone Realized What Was Going On

THIS ARTICLE WAS SO MUCH FRAUD AND THE AUTHOR WAS FRAUD AND THE SOURCE IS FRAUD AND EVERYONE NAMED ALEXANDER IS COMMITTING FRAUD AND EVERYONE WHO READ THE ARTICLE IS COMMITING FRAUD AND BORED PANDA IS FRAUD AND BP'S FOUNDER IS FRAUD AND FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD! (big ol' /S)

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 1 day ago

“What If You Could Drink Hell?”: 45 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Hotels

Ooh, "Continental"!

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 2 days ago

My Photo Series “Porcelain Beauty”, Showcasing People With Albinism, Continues With The Help Of AI (15 Pics)

Confused Capybara • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

americans assuming all music artists are american is my favorite genre of stupidity

Not Everybody Is American

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 6 days ago

“Puberty Hits”: 40 Funny Pics That Hit Close To Home

EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP

Confused Capybara • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

30 Posts That Hilariously Sum Up Kids' Birthday Parties

Lots of these are obviously not the child's idea IMO

Confused Capybara • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

“The Michael Jordan Of Memes”: 50 Hilariously Random Memes From This IG Page

Oh, writing unbelievable movie tropes is super easy, barely an inconvenience

50 Hilarious Pics Of The Worst Software Fails People Have Ever Encountered (New Pics)

Is that the owl house?

45 Things That Are Socially Acceptable For 1 Gender Only

personally I hate it and remove it (man).

Confused Capybara • upvoted 5 items 2 weeks ago

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

to my lovely LGBTQ+ pandas, we support and love you!

50 Interesting Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

What I mostly come away with from this post...most of the BP commenters illustrate how ugly, ignorant, and divisive people are. My faith in humanity is abysmally low.

50 Interesting Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

🎶 From your first cigarette 'till your last dying day!.. 🎶

50 Interesting Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

But the guy in the far right corner looks black no?

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks

Europeans are to completely unjustified smug arrogance as sauce is to pasta.

Confused Capybara • upvoted 4 items 3 weeks ago

50 Rare Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

I hate how this gesture has been claimed by the incels 😔 I think it’s charming and romantic

50 Rare Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

“Everyone Just Laughed It Off”: 26 Movie Scenes That Definitely Didn’t Age Well

I have yet to meet a person with dwarfism who approves of the term "little person". they've all said it's the most condescending sh1t they've ever heard. You're not being PC by using that phrase, you're being a tw@t.

“Everyone Just Laughed It Off”: 26 Movie Scenes That Definitely Didn’t Age Well

Stop pulling false narratives out of your áss just to have something to get in a fight with strangers over. It's super fúcking cringe. Every media outlet in existence would call a male teacher having a sexual relationship with his underage female student "rape". You gotta make your inane bids for confrontation a bit more believable.

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