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Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?
Listen.... dogs can't run an MRI machine, but catscanHey Pandas, What's Your Worst Experience With Homophobia?
I've had some pretty bad experiences. There was a sign saying 'protect trans kids' up in one of the classrooms, and one girl ripped it into pieces and threw it in the garbage can. I didn't see it happen, but I asked a group of kids if they'd seen who did it. One of the girls told me who it was, and she said she'd seen the whole thing. But she didn't do anything about it. Wtf? Anyways, when I confronted the girl who had actually ripped it up, she talked about it like she was proud of it. The worst part was that she and I used to be friends. The whole thing made me sick. I was totally livid.Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?
Listen.... dogs can't run an MRI machine, but catscanHey Pandas, What's Your Worst Experience With Homophobia?
I've had some pretty bad experiences. There was a sign saying 'protect trans kids' up in one of the classrooms, and one girl ripped it into pieces and threw it in the garbage can. I didn't see it happen, but I asked a group of kids if they'd seen who did it. One of the girls told me who it was, and she said she'd seen the whole thing. But she didn't do anything about it. Wtf? Anyways, when I confronted the girl who had actually ripped it up, she talked about it like she was proud of it. The worst part was that she and I used to be friends. The whole thing made me sick. I was totally livid.Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Experience With Homophobia?
I feel like the worst type of homophobia isn't the explicit one, where people actively try to hurt a queer person. That's obviously terrible and can really destroy people, but the worst kind is when someone doesn't understand. The ones who don't really support but don't try to go against, and spread misinformation. I know several people and the only info they have on the LGBTQ community is from fellow homophobes, so they don't have a basic understanding that it isn't a phase, or trans people have rights, or anything like that. They just don't understand. E.x., my parents 😭Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?
Chicken and frog go to the library, chicken says, “book, book, book “ frog says “ read it, read it, read it “Hey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized?
That compared to the scale of the universe, I’m nothing so none of what I do will matter in the long run. It’s oddly comforting because there’s less pressure on me now to do anythingHey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized?
Guys I'm in love with my friend. We were playing around and I had that "oh c**p I love her don't I?" MomentsHey Pandas, What's Your Juiciest Confession?
I'm really close friends with someone. And the other day we were fooling around and she hugged me and I had a "s**t I like her don't I" moment and now I don't know what to do! Any advice?Hey Pandas, What Is An Embarrassing Story From Your Youth?
I was very much a nerd/weirdo/outcast as a child. (haha like that was only in childhood; I still am!) My mom used to move me to a new school every year during elementary school because she'd decide (for whatever reason) she hated the current school/teachers/etc. So I was always the "new kid" and never had any friends. Plus, I was a girl that liked bugs, climbing trees, and playing in the mud and did NOT like dolls, jump rope, and other "girly" things. And I had Chia Pet hair. Anyway, I digress. One year, in third grade, it was the end of the year and we were doing yearbook signing. (I know yearbooks are usually a high school thing only in the US, but for some reason we had yearbooks at that elementary school, complete with little photos of us and all.) I had been wandering around the class trying to get the other kids to sign my yearbook, and no one had signed it except for the teacher. Then, lo and behold, I saw the Most Popular Kid In Class approaching me and MAKING EYE CONTACT, with his yearbook in his hands. He'd never said a word to me all school year, but here he was, walking TOWARDS me! When he got close, I was so excited that I grabbed his yearbook out of his hands, handed him MY yearbook, and signed his yearbook. When I finished, I looked up to see him just staring at me. He hadn't signed my yearbook yet. I think I said "Uh..." and he said "Sorry, I was going to ask you, have you seen Ryan?" (Ryan was another of the Popular Kids in class.) I mumbled "No", handed him back his yearbook, took mine back, and slunk away. The Most Popular Kid hadn't been approaching me to exchange yearbook signings, he'd only wanted to ask me if I'd seen his friend, the other Popular Kid. I believe I was 9 years old at the time, and I just turned 42. So I have obviously remembered this event with EXCRUCIATING clarity for 33 years XD I STILL feel embarrassed, haha. I know that Most Popular Kid probably never thought about it again, but boy oh boy, *I* think about it all the time, especially at 3am when I can't sleep XDHey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized?
That you don't need to follow holiday traditions if they don't make you happy.Hey Pandas, What Is An Embarrassing Story From Your Youth?
There's a lot: I peed on the porch, I threw a toilet at my brother, and I ate a squirrel.Hey Pandas, Name A Recent Scientific Advancement That Has Got You Excited
That we might be closer to finding Planet X. In my country there’s a space mission going on called Gaganyan where we will send astronauts to space and I’m excited for that.Hey Pandas, What Is An Embarrassing Story From Your Youth?
I used to throw my pet guinea pigs (when I was around 7-ish). I thought that I was making it have better reflexes or something.Hey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized?
I'm in my 40s, and I just realized that Leap Year is always a presidential election yearHey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized?
That it is not, in fact, my fault that my friends are rude to each other and that it is not, in fact, my job to fix thatHey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized?
Ultimately everything on Earth is solar powered.Show All 37 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?
Listen.... dogs can't run an MRI machine, but catscanHey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?
Chicken and frog go to the library, chicken says, “book, book, book “ frog says “ read it, read it, read it “Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Experience With Homophobia?
I've had some pretty bad experiences. There was a sign saying 'protect trans kids' up in one of the classrooms, and one girl ripped it into pieces and threw it in the garbage can. I didn't see it happen, but I asked a group of kids if they'd seen who did it. One of the girls told me who it was, and she said she'd seen the whole thing. But she didn't do anything about it. Wtf? Anyways, when I confronted the girl who had actually ripped it up, she talked about it like she was proud of it. The worst part was that she and I used to be friends. The whole thing made me sick. I was totally livid.Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Experience With Homophobia?
I feel like the worst type of homophobia isn't the explicit one, where people actively try to hurt a queer person. That's obviously terrible and can really destroy people, but the worst kind is when someone doesn't understand. The ones who don't really support but don't try to go against, and spread misinformation. I know several people and the only info they have on the LGBTQ community is from fellow homophobes, so they don't have a basic understanding that it isn't a phase, or trans people have rights, or anything like that. They just don't understand. E.x., my parents 😭Hey Pandas, What Have You Seen Or Heard Recently That Made You Cringe?
I was watching MHA recently and I think it's disgusting how much the females get sexualized. Most of their costumes are unnecessarily showy and they're known to be "weaker" than all the males just because they're female. Also, 90% of them have GIANT breasts for what? Sex appeal? There was a middle school aged girl on the show, and her chest was like a full- grown women's for no reason. It's gross.Hey Pandas, What Have You Seen Or Heard Recently That Made You Cringe?
my mother saying I have daddy issues when I tried to tell her about Yoriichi Tsugikuni...Hey Pandas, What Have You Seen Or Heard Recently That Made You Cringe?
The cringiest thing I read yesterday was some former brit boy band member accusing Taylor Swift of being 100% Satanic. He's one of those conspiracy theorist religious types.*cringe* What Have You Seen Or Heard Recently That Made You Cringe?
I have seen that music video that has Ben Shapiro in it. He is looking all street and rocking the edgy urban tough man look, he is wearing a hoodie.....Hey Pandas, What's Your Juiciest Confession?
I'm really close friends with someone. And the other day we were fooling around and she hugged me and I had a "s**t I like her don't I" moment and now I don't know what to do! Any advice?Hey Pandas, What's Your Juiciest Confession?
I once bit a girl in first grade and the marks went away after a very long timeHey Pandas, What's Your Juiciest Confession?
I lost a library boom in middle school... I was reminded about it once and was told id have to pay a fine, but i searched everywhere and couldnt find it... I never paid the fine and hasnt heard a thing from the librarian, i also couldnt check out any other books. I still have NO idea where that book is... Well, thats half true, cause i did see the book when passing the lost and found one day but i forgot that i had checked it out...Hey Pandas, What's Your Juiciest Confession?
I sleep walk and sometimes I I'll eat my boyfriends food and blame it on my sleep walking. "I'm sorry I ate the last slice of pizza babe. DAMN THIS CONDITION OF MINE!" 😚 Phoenix • is following 55 people
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