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Elliot's a Wizard!!!

Elliot's a Wizard!!!

Community Member

Elliot's a Wizard!!!

Elliot's a Wizard!!!

Community Member

1 posts
12 comments
22 upvotes
38 points

Waylon the Wizard here. I'll explain later.

Here I go with my explanation: mom found account. mom thought i was trying to get her in trouble. mom flipped. mom deleted account. so yeah, here i am now. being "sneaky" ig. sooooooooo yeah. but im not mad or anything. just slightly confused.

Cool yet boring things about me:
- i live in the u.s.a (but i want to move to sweden)
- sad trans guy who has no idea what his sexuality is
- my profile picture is an ai generated image of my dog, pip
- speaking of which i have 4 dogs
- my favorite animal is a snail
- my eye color is an odd blue color with a green interior close to the pupil.
- i am a self diagnosed mega-nerd :)))))
- i write a lot of poetry
- my favorite subject is science
- my favorite fruit is: WATERMELON!!!!

i'll write more later. my doctor thinks im schizophrenic, yall. helllllpppppppppp



peace out, pandas. stay strong *insert name here*!