Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app
Continue in app Continue in browser

BoredPanda Add post form topAdd Post
Tooltip close

The Bored Panda iOS app is live! Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here.

๐“œ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฆ๐“ฎ๐“ฒ+๐“ก๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ช(๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ช/๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ž)

๐“œ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฆ๐“ฎ๐“ฒ+๐“ก๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ช(๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ช/๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ž)

Community Member

๐“œ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฆ๐“ฎ๐“ฒ+๐“ก๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ช(๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ช/๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ž)

๐“œ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฆ๐“ฎ๐“ฒ+๐“ก๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ช(๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ช/๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ž)

Community Member

12 posts
603 comments
1.3K upvotes
1.6K points

Hello, Iโ€™m Marion. I loooove cats! You can call me Wei or Marion if you want. I have a kitten called Rosie and Iโ€™m obsessed with Bored Panda.

I like writing, reading and sports. If your reading this, please follow me, I really need some friends here because I have none at school. ๐“œ๐”‚ ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“น๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ญ๐“ธ ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ญ ๐“น๐“ต๐“ผ ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“น ๐“ฒ ๐”€๐“ช๐“ท๐“ท๐“ช ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฐ๐“ฑ๐“ฝ ๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€.
Feel free to email me at: marionwei@icloud.comโ €
โ€จFavourite Pokรฉmon: Gengar
Full Name: Marion Wei Edwards
Favourite Colour: Blue
Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, playing with Rosielina (my cat), American Football, running, climbing and gaming, ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ผ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ!!

If any of you like the Warrior Cats book series, or are big fans of The Legend Of Zelda or Pokรฉmon, please email me and we can have a chat!
Iโ€™m gonna share a song I made up:
This is my story,
No matter how gory,
This is my story,
No one can write it for me!
Thatโ€™s all I got so far.

More about me, since this is MY bio after all. Ok so, Iโ€™m Marion Wei. You can call me Marion. Or Wei. I honestly donโ€™t mind. I looooooove Cats! Like, my desk has cats on, I have a cat pillow, a cat duvet, basically everything cats! My birthday is the 2 of August. Did I mention I love cats?? Oh yeah, I did. I also play Fortnite. My username is Marion701. Iโ€™m good at writing and making characters, and are probably the most creative person youโ€™ve ever met! Iโ€™m depressed. ๐Ÿ˜ข But BP helped me through it all. And Rosie. Rosie is my kitty by the way. Sheโ€™s 3. She was born on April 17, 2020. I can shake my eyeballs. Like, really fast. Email me if you want your own character! In the email tell me height, age etc. Iโ€™ll do the rest!

Also, Iโ€™m starting a kitty club. Put these emojis and an emoji related to your kittiesโ€™ name on. Example: My kittens name is Rosielina. So I could do this:๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸŒน You do either ๐Ÿˆor๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›โ €depending on which looks more like your cat. Then, do ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜ป this shows you love cats. Then, to finish it off, do an emoji linked to your catโ€™s name. For example Rosielina would be a ๐ŸŒน emoji.So it is: ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸŒนfor Rosie. Requirements to join: know a cat, love cats, use the catโ€™s REAL name. Thatโ€™s it. Here is the list of members:
Marion Wei Edwards + Rosielina
RandomCrow (๐•™๐•–/her) ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆUnimportantDog
Madally
๐™ผ๐šŠ๐š๐š’๐šŒ๐™ผ๐šŠ๐š๐š™๐š’๐šŽ
If your name isnโ€™t on the list and you applied, email me saying your username and follow me so I can find your profile!

I looked up, my frightened gaze meeting the menacing cloud above. I could sense his evil presence faintly in the distance. How long did I have? 2 minutes? He could come any second now. That was all the motivation I needed. I throw my bag over my shoulders and ran. I could hear the thundering of his footsteps getting closer and closer. He was gaining on me. I looked behind me, but soon wished I hadnโ€™t. He was closer than I realised. I swerved into an alleyway, hoping he wouldnโ€™t follow. He did. I ran to the other side, but one of his dogs stood there, barking like a maniac. The buildings were to close together to slip past, even for my slim body. My chances of escape were low, but there was someone who could turn the tides. No. I had to face him head on. I turned around. He wasnโ€™t as tall as I realised. Only about 2 metres tall. He had smoke wreathing around him. โ€œSo,โ€ he drawled โ€œWhat is a little nuisance like you going to do against an undefeatable King Of Darkness like me?โ€ โ€œI know your name,โ€ I replied, hoping I sounded braver than I thought.โ€œOh do you? Well, letโ€™s forget that, shall we?โ€ He said sweetly.Immediately dark tendrils started digging in to my mind, like shovels scooping from my mind.Itโ€™s time. Just say it to his face, Marion. โ€œY-your name is Necanta!โ€ I screamed as loud as I could.He had disappeared. It was just another one of his puppets I thought. How long was it going to take to get the Blue Man back on his feet? If you wanna hear the full story, email me!

BแดœสŸสŸสษชษดษข? Tสœษชษดแด‹ สแดuโ€™ ส€แด‡ sแด แด„แดแดสŸ? -Tสœแด‡ ษขษชส€สŸ สแดแดœ แดŠแดœsแด› แด„แด€สŸสŸแด‡แด… า“แด€แด›?... Sสœแด‡ ษชs แดษด A Diet. -Tสœแด‡ ษขษชRสŸ สแดแดœ แดŠแดœsแด› แด„แด€สŸสŸแด‡แด… แดœษขสŸส?... Sสœแด‡ sแด˜แด‡ษดแด…s สœแดแดœส€s แด˜แดœแด›แด›ษชษดษข แดแด€แด‹แด‡แดœแด˜ แดษด สœแดแด˜ษชษดษข แด›สœแด€แด› แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แดกษชสŸสŸ สŸษชแด‹แด‡ สœแด‡ส€. -Tสœแด‡ ส™แดส สแดแดœ แด›RษชPpEd? Hแด‡ ษชs แด€ส™แดœsแด‡แด… แด‡ษดแดแดœษขสœ แด€แด› สœแดแดแด‡. -Sแด‡แด‡ แด›สœแด€แด› แดแด€ษด แดกษชแด›สœ แด›สœแด‡ แดœษขสŸส sแด„แด€ส€s?... Hแด‡ า“แดแดœษขสœแด› า“แดส€ สœษชs แด„แดแดœษดแด›ส€ส. -Tสœแด€แด› ษขแดœส สOแดœ แดŠแดœsแด› แดแด€แด…แด‡ า“แดœษด แดา“ า“แดส€ แด„ส€สษชษดษข?... Hษชs แดแดแด›สœแด‡ส€ ษชs แด…สษชษดษข. -Pแดœแด› แด›สœษชs แด€s สแดแดœส€ sแด›แด€แด›แดœs ษชา“ สแดแดœโ€™re แด€ษขแด€ษชษดsแด› ส™แดœสŸสŸสษชษดษข

#standwithukraine
#IMadeItThroughMadallyโ€™sBio
#kittyclubrocks
#Wei4eva
๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸŒน Peace Out Pandas!

๐”ธ๐•๐•ค๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•œ๐•ค ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ก๐•’๐•Ÿ๐••๐•’๐•ค ๐•จ๐•™๐•  ๐•™๐•–๐•๐•ก๐•–๐•• ๐•ž๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•˜๐•™ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•“๐•ฆ๐•๐•๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•”๐•™๐• ๐• ๐• ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ž๐•ช ๐••๐•–๐•ก๐•ฃ๐•–๐•ค๐•ค๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ!!๐•€ ๐•˜๐•  ๐•“๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ช/๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ž ๐•ก๐•ฃ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•Ÿ๐•ค. โ„™๐•๐•–๐•’๐•ค๐•– ๐••๐• ๐•Ÿโ€™๐•ฅ ๐•ž๐•š๐•ค๐•˜๐•–๐•Ÿ๐••๐•–๐•ฃ ๐•ž๐•–. ๐•‹๐•™๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•œ๐•ค!๐•๐”ธ๐”ธ๐• โ„๐”ธโ„•๐”ป๐•†๐•„โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Ž ๐•๐•†๐•Œโ„ ๐”น๐”ธโ„‚๐•‚!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

~๐™ต๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐™ฟ๐šŽ๐š˜๐š™๐š•๐šŽ~
๐š๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐š˜๐š–๐™ฒ๐š›๐š˜๐š  ๐Ÿ‘
๐™ผ๐šŽ๐š›๐š–๐šŽ๐š˜๐š ๐™พ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐š•๐š˜๐š›๐š๐Ÿ˜ป
๐š‚๐š๐šŠ๐š›โญ๏ธ
๐™ผ๐š˜๐šŒ๐š‘๐š’๐Ÿฑ
๐™ธ๐š–๐š™๐Ÿถ
๐š‚๐š‘๐šข ๐™ณ๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐š˜๐š—๐Ÿ‰
๐™ธ๐šŒ๐šŽ๐š•๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐š’๐šŒ ๐™ต๐šŠ๐š›๐š (๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ๐šœ๐š ๐š๐šŠ๐š›๐š ๐š˜๐š ๐šŠ๐š•๐š•)
๐™ฟ๐šŽ๐š›๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š‹๐šŽ๐š๐š‘๐™ต๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›
๐™ผ๐šข ๐š™๐šŠ๐š›๐š๐š—๐šŽ๐š› ๐š’๐š— ๐šŒ๐š›๐š’๐š–๐šŽ, ๐š†๐šŠ๐š•๐šข๐š•๐š˜๐š— ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š†๐š’๐šฃ๐šŠ๐š›๐š (๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐šข ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š–๐šŠ๐šฃ๐š’๐š—โ€˜, ๐š๐š˜ ๐š๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ โ€˜๐šŽ๐š– ๐šŠ ๐š๐š˜๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š )
๐™ผ๐šŠ๐š๐š™๐š’๐šŽ
๐™ฟ๐š‘๐š˜๐šŽ๐š—๐š’๐šก

๐™ฐ๐šŠ๐šŠ๐šŠ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š•๐š˜๐šŠ๐š๐šœ ๐š–๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ ๐š™๐šŽ๐š˜๐š™๐š•๐šŽ ๐™ธ ๐š‘๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜๐š›๐š๐š˜๐š ๐šŠ๐š‹๐š˜๐šž๐š. ๐™ผ๐šข ๐š‹๐š›๐šŠ๐š’๐š— ๐š’๐šœ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šœ๐š’๐šฃ๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š ๐šŠ ๐š™๐šŽ๐š‹๐š‹๐š•๐šŽ ๐š’๐š–๐šŠ๐š˜.๐™ถ๐š„๐šˆ๐š‚ ๐™ธ ๐š†๐™พ๐™ฝ ๐™ฐ ๐™ฟ๐™พ๐™ด๐šƒ๐š๐šˆ ๐™ฒ๐™พ๐™ผ๐™ฟ๐™ด๐šƒ๐™ธ๐šƒ๐™ธ๐™พ๐™ฝ ๐™ฐ๐šƒ ๐š‚๐™ฒ๐™ท๐™พ๐™พ๐™ป!! ๐™พ๐™ผ๐™ถ ๐™ธ๐™ผ ๐š‚๐™พ ๐™ท๐™ฐ๐™ฟ๐™ฟ๐šˆ ๐š๐™ธ๐™ถ๐™ท๐šƒ ๐™ฝ๐™พ๐š†! ๐™ป๐š˜๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐šž ๐š๐šž๐šข๐šœ! ๐šก