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Mochi

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Mochi

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Just a girl living in a cornfield town in the states. I love cats, gossip, and girls! I practice the sacred art of lesbianism. I also love stories and writing. I love The Weeknd, Buddy Holly, and Lil Durk.
Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏu’ ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’re ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ.

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“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

This better not have happened at the 99, Terry loves his yogurt!

Mochi • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

50 Rare Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

Old enough to die but too young to vote.

A Youthful Marine, Da Nang, Vietnam, August 3, 1965

50 Rare Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

Old enough to die but too young to vote.

A Youthful Marine, Da Nang, Vietnam, August 3, 1965

“No One To This Day Believes Me”: 30 Bizarre Things People Swear To Seeing

Window from a Boeing airplane....(my bad)

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Mochi • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

“No One To This Day Believes Me”: 30 Bizarre Things People Swear To Seeing

It was for Sharon Ingram she asked what it meant

“No One To This Day Believes Me”: 30 Bizarre Things People Swear To Seeing

He is a tall black man who takes to the cops while tripping out on shrooms, and managed to convince them that everything was okay

Mochi • upvoted 2 items 4 weeks ago

50 Must-See Historical Images That Reveal The Curious Realities Of The Past

I still believe all of life's lessons can be learned on The Andy Griffith Show.

50 Must-See Historical Images That Reveal The Curious Realities Of The Past

Well now, take down your fishing pole And meet me at the fishing hole We may not get a bite all day But don't you rush away What a great place to rest your bones And mighty fine for skipping stones You'll feel fresh as a lemonade A-settin' in the shade Whether it's hot Whether it's cool Oh, what a spot For whistling like a fool What a fine day to take a stroll And wind up by the fishing hole I can't think of a better way To pass the time of day We'll have no need to call the roll When we get to the fishing hole There'll be you, me and old dog, Trey To do the time away If we don't hook a perch or bass We'll cool our toes in dewy grass Or else pull up a weed to chaw And maybe sit and jaw *Andy Griffith theme song

Mochi • upvoted 26 items 1 month ago

Wholesome-Content-Posts

_manicpixie reply

I have very high pain tolerance but can’t deal with tshirt tags scratching my neck Autism is funny sometimes.

Wholesome-Content-Posts

_manicpixie reply

I have very high pain tolerance but can’t deal with tshirt tags scratching my neck Autism is funny sometimes.

“What My Grandpa Did To Me”: 45 Secrets That People Swear They’ll Never Tell Their Parents

Sorry you have to wrangle with that guilt, but it doesn't control you or your future. There are plenty of options to get counseling/therapy, even for those who are low income or homeless. Please check into the resources in your area. Whether you are LGBTQIA+ or not, contact your local center -- they have access/referrals to places social services lacks.

“What My Grandpa Did To Me”: 45 Secrets That People Swear They’ll Never Tell Their Parents

There's a heavy burden. I'm sorry you have to walk this path alone.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (Best Of All Time)

King from the Owl House

The Way Our Wallpaper Installer Covered The Vent

This Is What Happens When A Cat Touches A Plasma Ball

After Death Comics

This Is Me Around People, But When Im Alone

Seriously Dan? You Can't Turn On The TV?

My Special Girl

My Scrungly Son Cleaned Himself And Then Sat Like This For Another 30 Minutes

Looks Like A Demon From A Renaissance Painting

He Just Had A Hard Day At The Office, I Guess I Just Gonna Bring Him A Beer And Turn On The TV

My Friend’s Cat Might Have A Problem

He Worked His Way Under The Basket Handles To Lay On An Uncomfortable Pile Of Stuff

Grace Loves Lying On Her Back. She Just Never Seems To Know What To Do With Her Legs

My Couch Keeps Attacking Me

Winston Is Popping In To Say Hi

My Friend Had Her Parents Visit And Her Cat Stayed Like This The Entire Time

Main Character At Starbucks

Cat Thinks Its The Main Character

Massive_Goat9582 reply

My mom will never know that the night my best friend died it was because I k***ed him in self defense. Or that I spent a lot of nights in the room next to hers with a gun in my mouth trying to summon the balls to end it all. I will add that I'm good now and have gotten past it.

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We saw Holiday Inn on Prime and said "It'll be a nice Bing Crosby movie with some Christmas songs," turned it on, and suddenly the cast is there in black face singing some of the most racist s**t I've ever heard.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized?

Guys I'm in love with my friend. We were playing around and I had that "oh c**p I love her don't I?" Moments

Hey Pandas, What's Your Juiciest Confession?

I'm really close friends with someone. And the other day we were fooling around and she hugged me and I had a "s**t I like her don't I" moment and now I don't know what to do! Any advice?

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Mochi • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago