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#1

Excuse me, there’s something in your eye…

Nvm, it was just a ✨sparkle✨

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#2

Your hand looks heavy.

Let me hold it.

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#3

Are you anxiety? 'Cause you're making me nervous!

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#4

1) Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Uranium
2) Are you Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re CuTe

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#5

I with I was thymine so I could be paired with U

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#6

Lol okay I have 2

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together✨ (in an aussie accent ofcc)

This one may trigger some people, but here goes: Are you an American school? 'Cause I'd like to shoot some kids in you

LMAO

If you got offended by the second one, I'm sorry :(

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#7

Since I would be arrested if I so much as say hi to a female, I can only soeculate if this would work. "It must be tiring to carry around all that pretty."

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#8

(this one helped me get together with my gf, true story!)

Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours?

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#9

wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off

(i'm drowning in cheese here)

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Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which one is the pickup line here because I think drowning in cheese would peak a lot of people's interest.

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