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_-DungeonKeeper-_ • commented on 2 posts 17 hours ago

116 Weird Phobias People Can Actually Suffer From

I got you a puppy-AAAAAAAAAAAAA there's a frog here-AAAAAAAAAAAAA look a tiny ant-AAAAAAAAAA

116 Weird Phobias People Can Actually Suffer From

I immediately thought of that

_-DungeonKeeper-_ • upvoted an item 17 hours ago

116 Weird Phobias People Can Actually Suffer From

I got you a puppy-AAAAAAAAAAAAA there's a frog here-AAAAAAAAAAAAA look a tiny ant-AAAAAAAAAA

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50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Dysnacksia

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

The United States of Chimera

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Dysnacksia

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

The United States of Chimera

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

*lifting person out of their seat and putting them in an electric chair* *in Monokuma voice* Electric chair, bzzt bzzt!

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

Sometimes, the Sea Serpent of Refunds wants a human sacrifice. And sometimes, you need to appease him.

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

Your kids may be angles, but you are not right and they are not acute. You and them are both probably obtuse. You are loss.

30 Quirky And Funny Comics For Those With A Darker Sense Of Humor By Cody Drake

Tineesus

30 Quirky And Funny Comics For Those With A Darker Sense Of Humor By Cody Drake

AND THEN WHAT?

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

You should have started tickling the foot while saying "Tickle tickle!" in your creepiest voice.

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

*your not youre; angles vs angels; (sorry my inner English teacher is cringing at her grammar) and to be fair, he didn't really criticize her parenting, just her choices.

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

I always liked Lincoln's "F**k em."

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

*Your shurly better off lookin sumwheres else fur a dat. /s lol

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

Her kids are angles because she's obtuse. (I'm sorry. I am. I had to do it.)

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_-DungeonKeeper-_ • upvoted 11 items 6 days ago

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

Well, considering how obtuse this woman is, I'm not surprised her kids are "angles".

30 Quirky And Funny Comics For Those With A Darker Sense Of Humor By Cody Drake

contuniued... he checked under the furniture and in the cubords but then when he looked in the fridge something small jumped at him then everything went black. a couple days later some police came to their house because the neighbors were concerned no one had come out of the house. when the police went in they found the 3 pools of blood but no bodies. one of the police officers was pregnant and had a craving for icecream so she checked in the chest freezer in the garage, when she picked it up underneath it was a cold, dead face, she screamed and the other police officer came and started taking out things in the freezer and found all 3 bodies, but the thing that killed them was never found, they tried having cleaners come so they could have a clean house to sell but all the cleaners died. Eventually they got the house clean and was able to sell it. But everytime a family would move in, they would be found dead the next day... -tell me if you want more email- 28lhanson@go.dsdmail.net

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

Well, considering how obtuse this woman is, I'm not surprised her kids are "angles".

30 Quirky And Funny Comics For Those With A Darker Sense Of Humor By Cody Drake

contuniued... he checked under the furniture and in the cubords but then when he looked in the fridge something small jumped at him then everything went black. a couple days later some police came to their house because the neighbors were concerned no one had come out of the house. when the police went in they found the 3 pools of blood but no bodies. one of the police officers was pregnant and had a craving for icecream so she checked in the chest freezer in the garage, when she picked it up underneath it was a cold, dead face, she screamed and the other police officer came and started taking out things in the freezer and found all 3 bodies, but the thing that killed them was never found, they tried having cleaners come so they could have a clean house to sell but all the cleaners died. Eventually they got the house clean and was able to sell it. But everytime a family would move in, they would be found dead the next day... -tell me if you want more email- 28lhanson@go.dsdmail.net

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

That's so cool in spanish! Ich finde das beeindruckend in Italienisch!

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

Or just lovingly stroke them.

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

You can either call an attendant, or start lovingly stroking their toes.

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

Yeah, not the same but when my best friend got a cat the cat had the same name as my dog, just spelled a bit different and we just thought it was funny

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

You are loss

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

A friend of mine has a young son with the same name as my horse, and he thinks it's BRILLIANT! (The boy, on the horse. The horse hasn't shared his opinion yet)

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Saw a meme earlier that said “I would die for you” “then perish”

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

Like every other guy out there...I think it was Sun Tzu who said, "if everybody is an a*****e, maybe you're the a*****e"

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Never mind the nose, what the hell is holding his glasses up?!

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_-DungeonKeeper-_ • commented on 2 posts 17 hours ago

116 Weird Phobias People Can Actually Suffer From

I got you a puppy-AAAAAAAAAAAAA there's a frog here-AAAAAAAAAAAAA look a tiny ant-AAAAAAAAAA

116 Weird Phobias People Can Actually Suffer From

I immediately thought of that

_-DungeonKeeper-_ • commented on 14 posts 5 days ago

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A demon here to kill you to death

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Hi mistake hi accident hi blunder hi catastrophe hi tragedy hi innacuracy I'm darn-it-why-did-this-one have-to-be-so-humanish

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🎶🎶the cliff hanger why do u hate meeeeee🎶🎶

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Adutls deserve some recognition. You hear about adults, but never adutls.

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*stretching arm to horrifying proportions* this is so discriminatory making a toilet just for eldritch beings

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Not dying but not alive either donuts

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Dysnacksia

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

The United States of Chimera

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Far more cursed...

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

You AIM to. You don't always.

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

*lifting person out of their seat and putting them in an electric chair* *in Monokuma voice* Electric chair, bzzt bzzt!

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

🎶🎶or maybe just have a different name for your child🎶🎶🎶

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

Sometimes, the Sea Serpent of Refunds wants a human sacrifice. And sometimes, you need to appease him.

30 Times Entitled People Revealed Their True Colors (New Pics)

Your kids may be angles, but you are not right and they are not acute. You and them are both probably obtuse. You are loss.

_-DungeonKeeper-_ • commented on 4 posts 6 days ago

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*gesturing towards the poster of first comment*

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Hi I am a person who was told she looked like augh I forgot her name the one on the right and I wore that label with PRIDE. EDIT: accidentally said table instead of label yes wear The table

40 Times Misogynists Got Roasted On This Online Group For Their Wildly Ridiculous Opinions (New Pics)

I'm stupid what's alpha centauri

40 Times Misogynists Got Roasted On This Online Group For Their Wildly Ridiculous Opinions (New Pics)

I broke my wrist. "So when was your last period?" Half my brain cells spontaneously sprouted a cancerous tumor. "So when was your last period?" I have trauma because I watched all my loved ones die. "So when was your la-" DO YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE

_-DungeonKeeper-_ • upvoted 4 items 20 hours ago

116 Weird Phobias People Can Actually Suffer From

I got you a puppy-AAAAAAAAAAAAA there's a frog here-AAAAAAAAAAAAA look a tiny ant-AAAAAAAAAA

116 Weird Phobias People Can Actually Suffer From

You get a promotion -GAHHHH Here is cake for you -GAHHHHHHHH You won lottery so you never have to work again -GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

116 Weird Phobias People Can Actually Suffer From

i see a dreamer phobia XD

116 Weird Phobias People Can Actually Suffer From

Best phobia ever, shame i'll never remember the name x

_-DungeonKeeper-_ • upvoted 16 items 5 days ago

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I'll shake its hand, but if shoots white stuff at me I'll hit it.

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i'd rather be in black nothingness than not go to that farm one day.

“I Just Found Out Last Year”: 30 Of The Dumbest Things People Were Convinced Were True

fnaf Into the Pit

“I Just Found Out Last Year”: 30 Of The Dumbest Things People Were Convinced Were True

I literally found a secret door in one of those things and i managed to get myself locked out of the theme park and stuck in the service area

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*dial up noises* e l i m i n a t e

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We could all start using "Fred" and "Mimi" ( see comments on the peanuts post.

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share

Mine's been Henry for 40 + years - named by my then girlfriend as he's 8 and quite thick.

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share

When I was about 8 years old I named my penis "Fred" for some reason.

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share

*People who asks follow up questions* what cookie? Where ?

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share

If the 5 year old flops, people think it's cute. If I flop, people think I'm cringe.

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share

5 years olds have unlimited rizz, don't you know?

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(Talking s**t is our love language, no feelings were hurt) Not to me, but my daughters were bickering and my youngest says "at least I wasn't an accident!" and her sister didn't miss a beat and shot back "no, you were a mistake". I laughed so damn hard.