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Have you ever wondered what would happen if a classical art connoisseur met a meme enthusiast? Well, while we are not 100% sure either, chances are they would create something similar to what the ‘Cart Memes - Classical Art Memes’ Facebook group is dedicated to.

Resulting in some remarkably good artwork, the blend of classical art and quips typical of memes somehow perfectly captures the realities of the 21st century, at the same time putting the spotlight on settings painted hundreds of years ago. If you’re intrigued and looking forward to browsing the unique pieces, wait no longer and scroll down to find them on the list below, where you can also upvote your favorites. Happy scrolling!

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Lotekguy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just think how much pain and bloodshed would have been avoided if all such encounters around the world simply ended with agreeing to disagree?

LizzieBoredom
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That, and not massacring the original inhabitants.

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Kenny Kulbiski
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even then there was some guy claiming he spoke for the sun and the sun wanted everyone to give him food, clothing, shelter etc.

Austzn
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That guy must have stunk something powerful being in all that long black clothing under the GLORIOUS AND MIGHTY SUN!

Lara Verne
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironically, Christianity seems to have a lot of common with Atenism, ancient egyptian religion where they worshipped the Sun god.

Cammy Mack
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sun is a yellow dwarf star. Nothing more.

Mark Edwards
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

George Carlin favored the Sun over all.

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    #2

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    Boredest Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the neighbor’s cat count?

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather substitute cats—-and dogs—-for most humans any day. Where’s the human to cat equivalency chart?

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can fill a car with MY OWN problems, thank you now sell me a container truck

    Milady Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know even ONE person without problems, and that includes myself!

    Barbara R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have make sure to get the extended warrant then. Someone will contact you for further information. Your current phone number is.... 555-555-5555 coorrect? (hits enter key) Brrinnngggg Brrrrinnggg Hello. blah blah blah your current extended warranty expires in 22 mins. Please stay on the line to confirm payment details.

    Guess Undheit
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    Anyone that wants a car is a problem.

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    Vyxsin (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've done studies and it has to do with a concentration reset when changing environments or surroundings. When you walk through a doorway, "system reboot" why am I here?

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    Barbara Wilcock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And always open fridge,stare,close. Repeat after 5mins

    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, every time the microwave beeps "done" the fridge door is first.

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    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day, multiple times a day, multiple rooms, not just the kitchen. Honestly, for this reason, and others, I think I need some sort of evaluation.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds daft but if you mime the reason you are going into a room you're less likely to forget the reason. Going to fetch scissors? Mime using scissors as you go. Going for a pen? Mime writing. Or, just repeat the word(s) under your breath: 'duster and polish, duster and polish.....' Works for me (nearly) every time.

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    Elizabeth Crabb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me:*finally getting a chance to talk after I've been waiting forever* "Now what was I gonna say?"

    geezeronthehill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Hereafter disease '. I can't remember what I'm here after.

    Oops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, all day long. I am grateful, my head is adjusted.

    Liz Butt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now why the heck am I wearing bed sheets?

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won’t remember until you go back to your original position. And then, if anything distracts you, you won’t remember again. I’ve done this up to five or six times before I finally remember what it was I wanted to do or give up because it’s lost in the ether

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    Some say there is no such thing as original art; maybe even an original thought. With history spanning thousands and thousands of years, so much has been written, painted, and sung about already that it would be difficult to create something that bears no resemblance at all to what has already been presented.

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    In one of his pieces, a British art critic who has long covered art for the Guardian, Jonathan Jones, expanded on the idea beautifully, saying that, “The story of art is largely a story of homages, remakes, rivalrous borrowings, nuanced imitations.”

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    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago

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    Silly-Rabbit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preach my friend! I want to go to Canada with my family but alas they drank the Kool-Aid and I'm the one who is crazy and doesn't know what I am talking about!

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite. The Romans were a republic before they had a few emperors and then teh collapse. We are seeing the transition from American Democracy to an American Empire. Then we just need a few inbred emperors to sink the whole boat.

    Stephanie Barr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't really wanting front row seats.

    Marsha Hultberg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy for you to say... 🤦‍♀️ It's scary s**t!

    Ken Creamer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ancient Chinese curse. May you live in interesting times.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the orange turd returns to office, I’m sorry US. It was nice to know you

    Casey Payne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wi-Fi doesn't do you any good if there's no internet, no power, no water, your house is burnt to the ground and you are running from shelter to shelter avoiding instant death from the skies. I'll take the fall of the Roman Empire over the collapse of our civilization anyday. There were forests back then, filled with edible creatures and we could swim in the water without boiling.

    Katherine Forrestall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right on...as I have frequently remarked...history repeats itself eh ?

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    Chris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That shouldn't only apply to getting older.

    Mitchell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, you are welcome to apply it for times when you aren’t getting older.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other people's opinions of me is a them problem, not a me problem.

    Katherine Forrestall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have disregarded OPOs for 84 years...so far !

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The strange thing is that little girls wear whatever they want (if nobody stops them that is) with total disregard to others opinions. I would aspire to be like that again some day.

    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And diapers. You should quit wearing diapers as you get older.

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    According to J. Jones, there truly is nothing new under the sun, or at least, not entirely new. “Originality does not burst from an artist's head like an alien entity, but is a subtle game of variations and transformations out of which, once in a while, comes the shudder of true artistic surprise,” he wrote.

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    To prove his point, the art critic provided some examples, such as Rembrandt creating his Self Portrait arguably copying the pose of Titian’s ‘Man with a Quilted Sleeve’ or Picasso’s ‘Guernica’ paying homage to Raphael's fresco ‘The Fire in the Borgo’.

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    panther
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat lady is doing something right, otherwise the cat would have left.

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to send this to that prick JD Vance, yes I'm still salty about that comment.

    Carole G.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not trust 45 = A catless man child...

    Edward Treen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about (elderly) male catservants?

    Mitchell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All cat lovers can be trusted

    Evagating Beewolf (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the childless cat ladies are selling their cats to Muslim Haitian immigrants to be eaten....oh god that sounds like a theory some republican would actually believe in...

    Oops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat looks quite dissapointed, my tomcat would have teached her a lesson the hard way.

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    MellonCollie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is one of Rowan Atkinson's ancestors.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As funny as the meme is, it really is the history of weaponry. Every advance in weapon technology has put more distance between the person using the weapon and the intended target.

    IamMe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly me. I thought it was invented, because they were hungry, but deer are really fast.

    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Btw, this kind of stabbing was super effective. Arrows could pierce heavy medieval armor.

    Bryan Wright
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they got the point of it all?

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    Evagating Beewolf (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're not happy and/or you don't know it, overthink too. Misery is no excuse to get out of overthinking

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you ever so much for the ear worm.

    Joshua Moore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am people like her👋🤦‍♂️

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    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me while I overthink this

    Derek Bauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manic phase of bipolar disorder or just plain happiness.? THAT is the question.

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    It’s not only painters that draw inspiration—or ideas—from works of other artists. It is arguably even more common—and evident—in the music industry, where hits of times past are brought back to life, whether by sampling or creating a new version entirely.

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    Take Wu-Tang Clan’s ‘C.R.E.A.M.’ for instance, a single released in 1994, that is one of the most recognizable hip hop songs to this day – while it’s no secret that the melody has been sampled, the original song from 1967, ‘As Long As I’ve Got You’ by The Charmels, is far less known.

    If you’re looking for an arguably even lesser known sample, try guessing where Jason Derulo’s somewhat iconic ‘Whatcha Say’ (released in 2009) came from. (Hint: give Imogen Heap's 'Hide and Seek' (2005) a listen.)

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    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You've got the brain of a 12 year old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it".

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not as much as your cheesy stab at flattery hurt all my other senses."

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it hurt? When you fell...out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down? Because that would hurt

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look like you fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then climbed back up and did it all over again.

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    Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but it hurt when I crawled up from hell

    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Milton approves of this meme

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    Socks Thecate
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aye. Nobody wakes up for carrot sticks and broccoli in that party tray with ranch.

    Major Harris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "it's those jelly donutes that call me. "HOLLYWOOD! HOLLYWOOD!"

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my brothers put a blue light to lit up when he opens the door of his freezer ... for ice cream at 2pm!

    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The voices of cookies haunt me every time I visit a new website.

    Meaghan Stewart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *starts singing a Veggie Tales tune* 🎶

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife. ( She's actually well built by the way)

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    ChugChug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy who did this. Everyone agreed he is a liar...

    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great choice of picture for this meme! It's Richard III.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've sorta done this. When the court cases against my ex were happening, I was obviously legally bound from talking about any of it. Not that I wanted to anyway but after I found out about all the various pieces of gossip going on about me. I knew one person it was coming from but one other I wasn't so sure about. So I told him what had happened when I was no longer legally bound but changed one small detail, juicy enough to share but not enough to cause any legal trouble, nor was it an outright lie. That's how I knew for sure who it was spreading aaaall the gossip. Ho hum.

    LovePsychos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good way to get rid of meddling people!

    Wisteria Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehe I did this with those fake friends I have.

    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know who does this? Psychopaths, that's who.

    Donna Peluda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I had to fake a sprained ankle for 3 days, I was so good that one client brought me crutches.

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    While millions of songs are sampled in the process of creating new hits, others live through a renaissance after artists present new—often more upbeat—versions, sometimes taking the song to new heights on record charts.

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    There is an abundance of examples of such songs, too; Asaf Avidan’s ‘Reckoning Song (One Day)’, for one, which gained even more popularity after the German DJ Wankelmut gave it an EDM remix. Though Avidan wasn’t too happy about it at first:

    “At the start, I asked him politely, and then not-so-politely, to take it off YouTube and stop giving it to DJs. And he just completely ignored me. I didn’t really have time to be bothered with it because I was making a record at the time and I guess it’s for the best now,” he told The Hollywood Reporter.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to me too, even when I’m stone cold sober. Turtlenecks are the devil.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mitch Hedberg described them as being slowly strangled by a really weak person.

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    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: this is indeed the easiest way to take off chainmail. Source: a friend of mine who's deeply into reenactment and whom I've helped out of their chainmail numerous times.

    Roland C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even try it if you wear eyeglasses (and are too lazy to take them off first).

    Will Cable
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you crop your hair really short and it acts like velcro on the material as you try and put one on.

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have to be drunk for that to happen, there is a reason why I don't own any.

    Paul Collucci
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson: don't drink and wear turtlenecks.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reasons why I don’t wear them. That and menopause. It’s really hard to get them off when you’re having a hot flash and trying not to melt

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that's people putting clothes on a Sloth and laughing at it.....

    Oops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bigbrother - ichreissdichinstickedulumpen!!

    Smurphette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " See this knave? He too, asked 'why do I need a squire to help me take off my armor?' and now he findeth out!"

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    Major Harris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "black, like my men." "airplane" fans, don't let me down!

    James Peek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I saw this scene I rofl so f'n hard. Great movie. Couldn't be made today.

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    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this picture and I don't like it

    Zaach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hang my t-shirts and roll my undies

    Vyxsin (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't "fold" laundry, that's like "washing" a car or "emptying" the dishwasher!

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s my husbands job. I really don’t care if my clothing has a few wrinkles. So do i

    Even if artists don’t create masterpieces using something that has already been done and dusted—sampling an existing song, for instance—they might seek inspiration from other artists, influences of whom might reflect in their work.

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    One of the most popular singer-songwriters at the time, Billie Eilish, has shared that for her, some of the biggest influences have been The 1975, Tyler, the Creator, James Blake, Lana Del Rey, and Nicki Minaj; and while Billie’s music doesn’t sound exactly like Lana’s or Tyler’s, they might have inspired certain bits and pieces of the young artist’s songs.

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    Victoria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like AI art.

    MistBorn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause it is https://www.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/13hkdzh/classical_art_portraits/

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all pictured at least one loathed person doing that tumble, didn't ya? Don't leave me hangin' as the only one purging them demons with the reflexive imagery.

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's abusive jerk face baby daddy

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    AussieTolkein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like me, only prettier. Haunting.

    BrownEyedPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like an ancestor of Wednesday Addams.

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    Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite painting. Flaming June by Frederic Leighton painted in 1895. The uncropped painting gives you insight into the scene that this version does not.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you get older, a nap for whatever length just means you ain’t sleeping at all tonight

    Robert Trebor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not doing that Thursday night. Two alarms set, phone out of reach. I'm getting on the train that morning.

    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leighton was pre-Raphaelite adjacent.

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    Mama Penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my hopes and dreams, not for me.

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can't be Death since they are not carrying a chess set

    Victoria
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey.. yo. Unexpected Bergman in the wild!! Noice.

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    any rei
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you saying I'm deadlier than the desert when my cactus dies???

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Who are you?' 'I'm Death' 'OH SORRY, I SAID, WHO ARE YOU?'

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recall hearing of a curse "death of kittens to you!" meaning die by drowning (DEATH wouldn't approve). On the other hand I imagine death of houseplants is the opposite.

    Myxomatosis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuuup. Since my Mother passed away on 4/5/24, my plants are going to! These plants have never been at her house. I lost my 38-year-old Spider Plant and my Alocasia sanderiana (twelve years old), and now I am losing my Staghorn Fern. Shiiiiiiit.

    Wisteria Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “okay, how about a compromise? Take me instead..pretty please?”

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death racked up a lot of Frequent Flyer miles on my houseplants.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Management requires us to update a password that is used for a shared account every month. We simply increment the number at the end. So if password4 doesn't work, try password5 and so on. Sometimes someone even updates the sticky note right next to the computer.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a movie this would be 'leet hacker Neo tapping away at a keyboard with cool graphics. IRL just look for a sticky note. It might be stuck to the bottom side of the keyboard.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I got to needing 7 passwords I gave up and wrote them down.

    Pencil McGovern
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I consider the odds that someone's going to break into my house, find the notebook where I write all my grocery lists, decide it must be of great value, steal it, then flip through every page to find my passwords and guess which accounts they belong to, to be extraordinarily low. And they'd have to do all that plus log in to my accounts before I discovered the theft and used the "forgot password" feature to change them all. I'm not worried about it.

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    Mavis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to change my work password every two months. Been doing this for the last five years. It's exhausting trying to think of new ones.

    Pernille
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do like I did, the day after I changed the password I would have forgotten, I then called IT and had it changed, and so on and so forth. Eventually the IT department decided to just let me keep the same password .

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    Serena Myers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have Ancestry, or similar, and can look up your great-great-great grandmothers cousin fourteen times removed, and write down LaDy@Throgbuttmolgoobly3£licketysplithorseradish12 and put it somewhere safe, then there is a pretty good chance your password won't be hacked anytime soon. You just need to remember where you put it.

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to update ours every month and you weren't allowed to use the same password for 3 months. Everyone would make up 3-4 and just rotate between them when we had to change them. I would write them down in one of my notebooks so I would know the order they were in.

    RosaTheWitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who uses a secure password manager to create, and regularly recreate, unique passwords of up to 33 random characters including upper and lower case letters, numbers, and symbols? OK, just me then…

    CM
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all use different passwords?

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Handle with care.

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'May bite-do not insert fingers into cage'

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    leendadll
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to say mashed potatoes "hug me from the inside".

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chances are it's not steamed or boiled but is either crispy or has lashings of bacon and cheese on top.

    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In moments of extreme rage, you can throw the potato.

    Der Kommissar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tortilla Espanol also known as eggs with taters

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love potatoes of ANY kind, because it doesn't matter how they are cooked it's going to be delicious. Plus, that is one of those foods that is normally hard to mess up and at least they're easier to find a way to salvage them.

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baked. Boiled, mashed, fried, frenched, scalloped, chipped and any otherway you can think of. When I was growing up mashed with gravy was my favorite.

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot have Fried Chicken, Chicken Fried Steak without mash potatoes and gravy and if you have Ribs you have to have mashed potatoes, because that makes it even better.

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    Heras buddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ever notice you can't eat French fries with a frown?

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    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found this gem on Pinterest and sent it to one of my sons. I-Need-A-J...53a4c0.jpg I-Need-A-Job-That-66f85bd53a4c0.jpg

    ZestyBison
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bingo. ☺️ We should probably all learn to get along.

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    Carolyn Lopukhov
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, feeling good. My mom: "you look like death warmed over.".

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when they see you in the grocery store on Saturday, in casual clothes and no makeup, and ask you if you’re not feeling good or if you’ve been getting enough sleep lately. F**k you, multiple coworkers who have asked me that. I didn’t even wear a lot of makeup, just a little concealer and a dusting of powder, ffs. Now that I work from home with my husband, who started his own business, I don’t wear any makeup at all, unless we go out for dinner or something. Believe me, it’s liberating not to have to put that c**p on my face in the morning, because I couldn’t wait to wash it off when I got home in the evening.

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the lab I worked in, unless you were in a certain area you ALWAYS had on a face mask with safety glasses or a full face shield and sweating like a b***h in both of them. Everyone, pretty much figured out that if you wore make-up, by the end of your shift you look much better if you just went without it to begin with anyway.

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    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does that guy look a little like Roy Scheider? 😆

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    Pandora
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wheel's spinning but the hamsters dead.

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard this one - I'm gonna have to remember it

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    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few Crayons short of a full box./ The lights are on but nobody's home./ Got run over by the short bus./ The car won't start because the battery is dead./ Wears a helmet and licks windows./ Any statement followed by "Bless His/Hers/Your Heart"/ Fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down./ The flat tire on a Car/Pick-up Truck./ He's about as sharp as a box of rocks./ Don't know whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch./ Some of those you will hear used a lot in the South and I've heard so many more, especially around older people.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picked up a few new ones here, can't go wrong with the south

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A magnificent skyscraper with an unoccupied penthouse.

    Caroline Overill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel I have to stand up for chipmunks here.

    Nosbigo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lights are on , but nobody is home.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe chipmunks are pretty smart. Maybe you should use a snail as comparison, and yet snails are not wholly without intelligence.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrambled to get chores and errands all done Saturday, then showered and got into PJs. Stayed in PJs and did f**k all Sunday. Perfect weekend.

    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This brought a tear to my eye... Because I never get a day to do f**k all...

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, I don't think I could stand the excitement

    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glad this 51 year old enjoys some adventure during her weekends

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woke at 8am. Fed the cats, the birds and the fish. Made breakfast, took my tablets, went back to bed to read for a bit. Woke up at 7pm, rinse, repeat. Sunday, will be the same.

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    Bay Bo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A finger is worth a thousand words

    James Peek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use my pinky. Shows them just how small they are.

    BrownEyedPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hold up three fingers and tell them to read between the lines.

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the 'wanker' sign...

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this before, but still enjoy seeing it again.

    Caroline Overill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will be me. My dad made it that far so I live in hope in spite of certain people not realising we are in the 21st century and trying to drag us all back to a 1960s Bond film.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die, my dear doctor? That is the last thing I shall do. Sorry I can't remember whose quote that was.

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon really does sell everything! I found out they sell caskets (the reviews are hilarious) when I was looking at urns for cats. I've actually found much cheaper urns and a bigger selection on animal AND human urns. Between what the crematorium and Pet Cemetery that all of the Vets use and their much smaller selection of urns, I'm definitely getting future ones on Amazon. I'm also going to buy an urn for my family to use for me since they're so much cheaper then the funeral home and I want them to be spread anyways, so there is no point in spending a bunch of money.

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's on the list...

    Vyxsin (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should always buy your coffin early enough to enjoy owning it before you need it! Mine makes a great kayak!

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    I need a nap.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’m a demon too! You also torture people and make them think they’re not mentally ok? Wow, we have so much in common!” -Me, to my sleep paralysis demon.

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one and only time I had that happen, I woke up and couldn't move, but I noticed that I didn't have pain (I have fibromyalgia and always wake up in pain) and I was so thrilled by that fact that I wasn't hurting that the paralysis didn't even bother me..

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    Oops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O yes, and starting a discussion about all my mistakes of my whole life.

    Michał Newiak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw it once with a caption "You are sleep paralyzing other women too, don't you?"

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    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a Therapy Animal then that poor thing would need it's own support animal.

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know they say dogs and owners look alike? That is 100% Kenny Rogers' dog.

    CM
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, my uncles and aunts were over and my dog was licking himself, and my uncle quips, "Geez, I wish I could do that." One of my aunt's immediately chimes in, "Why don't you get to know him a little better and maybe he will let you."

    Caroline Overill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that getting me some doggy treats will take your mind off things.

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    Mystery Kitteh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's never too much spaghetti 😋

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's the Spaghetti vs Sauce ratio that I've sometimes misjudged. But it's not like it's going to go to waste, so there is always that.

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    Smurphette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor George became yet another victim of "fell asleep and fell off the carriage and got trampled. Several times " Authorities think the men in this small Hamlet might be working too long as several have been lost to this malady of late.

    ZestyBison
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really should specify "some members of government" for future use.

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    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll only get down on the ground if there is something I can grab to get back up. Between my knees and back I now understand the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady in the commercials, that s**t isn't funny like when I was a kid.

    Bored Birgit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh. I'll stay down here a little longer.

    Zaach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be able to stand from a sitting position on the floor without using my hands - now I can't even get my butt off the floor

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just out of frame, a sturdy chair, not to sit on, to pull myself up with....

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is where I live now.

    Marilyn Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually--a do not sit on the floor.

    Oops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, thats me rolling over and over.

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    Nosbigo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ultimate disappointment.

    Marie deHeryng
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a tear in his eye and she looks like she's thinking, what have I done.🤣🤣🤣

    Cgrimm7
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “No, sorry, my darling - I don’t have any ibuprofen. What do you need it for?”

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    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible never specifies that the fruit is an apple just as it never specifies that the serpent is a snake.

    Montanavanna
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stories aren't just stories. The apple is the knowledge of who gets to live and who gets to die. Before the forbidden bite man was living at God's will. Eve took the knowledge of the God's so that all their descendants (not biological but cultural descendants) can take control of their survival through cultivation rather than subsistence practices, mother culture. The snake? We are getting bit right now, with how we have poisoned the world and halted evolution. Our consumption of the world is killing us. Thanks for coming to my TED talk haha.

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    Nylah
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'homosexuality is unnatral its not in the bible' ... an entire race of ppl getting canceled over a piece of fruit;

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homosexuality is in the Bible and two cities got cancelled because of it.

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    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving this for January and those endless "vegan" posts.

    Cristi nah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apples as tenting forbidden things - it should have been a icecream

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but isn't that proof that fruit is way superior to meat, if fruit was worth getting kicked out of heaven for? It means fruit is literally better than heavenly :)

    MrLiesegang
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Kain killed Abel because of Steak

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because god prefered fruits and veggies over meat and showed it too openly

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    K. V.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, maybe that lamb would have been better....

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tears of a clown...when there's no-one around. Been there, done that.

    Widdershins66
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine did this often, in her late teens, usually accompanied by visit to the A&E after an overdose 🥹

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    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me making jokes about being sick, so my Sister (that I'm REALLY close with) will laugh and not worry more about me.

    Andy Cran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not your responsibility to make others happy

    Rafael
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, this is often me, but I'm often wondering stupid s**t like "how the hell can I get rid of scrolling behaviour when the textbox loses focus on a website?"

    Nosbigo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story of a comedians life.

    Su Boddie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R.I.P. Dear Robin W. We all miss you.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is that long lost RICH relative, and why haven’t they died and left me everything?

    ZestyBison
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can keep yourself busy while you wait. . . You know, with a job.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Scarlett O’Hara Butler. Rhett had this painting done after they got married. (It’s really too bad the storyline of the book and depiction of it in the movie are so condescendingly racist—-I mean, happy slaves? Give me a break. Smiling at slave owners maybe, but I would bet thinking “F**k the whole rotten, stinking bunch of you” in their heads the whole time. Singing in the slave quarters? Oh come the f**k on. Crying, more like—-because a lot of the characters are really interesting.)

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    Mama Penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke's on you. I'm already dead inside.

    Raymond Core
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being 'on the spectrum', I don't pick on on subtlety. You must go the extra mile for me to know I'm being insulted.

    Della
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll think about it tomorrow.

    Nosbigo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I aspire to acquire this skill.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn " !

    Oops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Scarlett, old b***h

    Five Years
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your feelings are hurt turn them back into drapes.

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    Socks Thecate
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things must have been more difficult in those days. Dressing for day, dressing for dinner, dressing for afternoon tea. At least there were more readily available flunkies to carry that trunk that nobody thought to put wheels on until the 1980's.

    Kat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only for the very rich. The rest had far fewer clothes and outfits than we have now

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    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only to end up wearing the same 2 or 3 things the whole time

    Meaghan Stewart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was probably a woman of the upper class preparing to go on a “Grand Tour” of Europe which were at least a month long.

    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me. Imagine what I packed for 3 weeks vacation.

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    Mama Penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no one more determined than a woman cleaning and tidying up when friends or family are coming over.

    Margaret H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if the visitor is your mother-in-law.

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    Justanotherpanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no one more determined than a woman deciding she can do anything (and not the quote from Pippi, cause she didn’t actually say that)

    Michelle Seasor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband! He loves to rearrange the furniture

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just need to see how the TV cabinet will look 2 feet to the left....

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    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never have I ever felt the need to suddenly rearrange furniture

    Be Gay Do Crime
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no one more determined then a woman wasting off some random hitting on her.

    Donna Peluda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, why, WHY do women do that.

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REALLY depends who the person saying this is who says this, if they mean "sleeping like a baby", which I guess was the intent here, or " having a(nother) baby". 😳

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this one is sure to produce a lot of groans. Hard to beet one this corny. A head of the pack. Lettuce enjoy it together.

    BrownEyedPanda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, let's squash this now, since it just doesn't cut the mustard!

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    Funksters
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the dad that’s attached to this joke!

    Vyxsin (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Grandad used to say people who sell fruit and veg are sissies. I told him meat sellers are butcher!

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winter depression, like having double maths first thing on a Monday morning.

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always worst on Sunday evening in anticipation of another working week

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    Lou Cam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when the clothes you've been wearing since the 90's become fashionable again.

    Vyxsin (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait for the life giving rain and survivable outdoor temperatures!

    3 Possums in a trench coat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah you can be open about looking depressed and blame it on the sun

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Those are my principles! If you don't like them, I have others." - Groucho Marx

    JM
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love the heels on her shoes

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    highwaycrossingfrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a demiromantic asexual this concept is so alien to me. How can you be attracted to someone you don't like? It's weird. (This is actually how I realised I was asexual, because this happened too a character in a book, and I thought it was so ridiculous. Then I was like wait... maybe it's not her it's me.)

    I need a nap.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know what half of those words mean, but I get your point. It’s like if you saw a food that’s so absolutely disgusting, but it looks like it was prepared by god itself. For people who are capable of feeling attraction, this person gives your body butterflies, or may turn you on because of how attractive they are, but they might suck as a person when it comes to the personality. I know a bunch of people like that, so I’m always strangely into my bullies lol.

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes the Pound Shop look classy....

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    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it will sound f****d up but I wish there were more haters on these so called TikTok stars and people like the Kardashian trash. Maybe they would FINALLY go away!

    Peter Bear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Hate or love, the point is that anyone paying attention to them just fuels them. Instead of hating them, just ignore them.

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    Bay Bo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wanna do the duckin laundry, what r u thinking, spying on me

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    Wisteria Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The demons get a little..quirky at night.”

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Demons are a girl's best friend" - Powerwolf

    Oops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than nothing, take it, screw it.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That demon looks so protective, that the picture is rather sweet.

    Hljott Anne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope my devil looks like Tom Hardy.

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    Mitchell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a painting? Remarkable.

    Rafael
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted just on the account of the pretty picture, but the caption is actually good!

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    panther
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When some asks me how my day is going I tell them I was having an absolute great day, and then I woke up and then everything started going wrong.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Once I woke up it was downhill from there.

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    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. My husband in one sentence.

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    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a taco I see?

    Fiona
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    550 people at the P.E.I. shellfish festival probably wish they had eaten a taco instead. Norovirus 🤢

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    Victoria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we have delivery!!

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    highwaycrossingfrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure we should be taking advice on how to keep your marriage from a woman who had 9 husbands

    Igor914624
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to admit, she had a LOT of experience.

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    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the wife can a have anight out with the boys, the husband should have a night out with the girls then. Let's see how this goes then.

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    Socks Thecate
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arms a bit skinny but I think he does leg day.

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    Gwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And which one of you is the least crazy sounding, but interesting at the same time!

    Spannermonkey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they all remind me of Angus Young?

    kath morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never met me before that question

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assistant Regional Manager? No. Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

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    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like another kind of three way where the other two seem more interested in each other

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    Mama Penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be specific what kind of boyfriend. That one needs more detailed instructions.

    Pandora
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind, caring, funny, employed, in decent shape, faithful, intelligent and if you have time...handsome.

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    adnap derob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in my birth chart....Conjunction between Venus - Lilith, "There can be brooding"....😾 and I def don't want to talk about it