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Bernd Herbert • upvoted 5 items 13 hours ago

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

For some reason, the only people that ever listen to things out loud are the ones that listen to obnoxious rap or weird podcasts like this. You never hear lo-fi or classic music in public because the types of people to listen to those things are the ones that respectfully wear headphones and sit in the corner.

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Bernd Herbert • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

Florida: Land of WTF's?????

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

Did she peel back the layers? It looks like a bouquet of onions 🧅

Bernd Herbert • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

Tldr

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

I was expecting a lot more since it happened in Florida.

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

Tldr

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

I was expecting a lot more since it happened in Florida.

Flight Attendants Spill 30 Secrets About The Airline Industry That Most Passengers Don't Know

Can we just be absolutely clear here. The "body parts" are packaged in sterile containers and not simply floating about in the hold. "Ooops, just stepped in this here liver." "Never mind, just scoop it up and put it back in the bag."

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Bernd Herbert • upvoted 11 items 4 days ago

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

This still blows me away. He had a helluva onscreen character. Really funny, but I guess the truth of who you are comes out eventually.

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

One has to wonder wtf goes through their mind to do this c**p.

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

This still blows me away. He had a helluva onscreen character. Really funny, but I guess the truth of who you are comes out eventually.

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

One has to wonder wtf goes through their mind to do this c**p.

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

Landscaping/dildo shop. LOL

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

Then I guess I'm happy that I have no idea who he is

The Best And Worst Transformations Seen During School Reunions, As Shared By These 30 Internet Users

It's not hard and fast (and I say this as an overweight woman) but if you go from slim and fit to 220lb in 10 years you're probably not living your happiest life (unless you're married to a pastry chef or something maybe). But maybe she is, maybe she was miserable in school and that's what made her act like the OP remembers.

“History In Color”: 30 Beautifully Colorized Historical Photographs

They'll be after 'Loving Vs Virginia' next, you just watch.

People Are Cracking Up At These 31 Venn Diagrams That Are More Funny Than Useful

Yes he was impeached

“History In Color”: 30 Beautifully Colorized Historical Photographs

I don't know if I respect him more for being able to sort and carry it all, or that he doesn't look the least bit cold in winter.

“History In Color”: 30 Beautifully Colorized Historical Photographs

Look how high waisted the undies are!

30 Unbelievably Strange Encounters With Random Strangers That These People Just Can't Forget About

I never considered myself to be religious, but this could be a game changer. 😋🍨

Rudy Giuliani

Rudy G could have retired as America’s mayor, instead his obituary will have a picture of his make up dripping during a press conference at a landscape parking lot

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Bernd Herbert • upvoted 11 items 5 days ago

“You Eat Them Raw?”: 30 Shocking And Surprising Lifestyle Differences People Learned About After Visiting Someone Else’s Home

I grew up without AC. I still don't like it and although I have it in my house, I never turn it on.

People Are Cracking Up At These 31 Venn Diagrams That Are More Funny Than Useful

his own party seems to be fed up with him as well so i wouldn't count on that

“You Eat Them Raw?”: 30 Shocking And Surprising Lifestyle Differences People Learned About After Visiting Someone Else’s Home

I grew up without AC. I still don't like it and although I have it in my house, I never turn it on.

People Are Cracking Up At These 31 Venn Diagrams That Are More Funny Than Useful

his own party seems to be fed up with him as well so i wouldn't count on that

30 Of The Most Wonderful Things From The Pre-Internet Era, As Told By Members Of This Online Community

Technically, we can still do this. We, as a society, have to put our foot down and create our boundaries when it comes to being contacted. Not available. Too bad, so sad.

People Are Cracking Up At These 31 Venn Diagrams That Are More Funny Than Useful

He’ll be back in 2024 because America.

30 Of The Most Wonderful Things From The Pre-Internet Era, As Told By Members Of This Online Community

The snake oil saleman has not left the soap box. He simply found a stage. Its stil your job to make your own decisions about information presented to you.

People Are Cracking Up At These 31 Venn Diagrams That Are More Funny Than Useful

Hopefully we can add one more circle that doesn't overlap here: "Incarcerated".

Here Are Some Of The Most Displeasing And Annoying TV And Film Characters Ever (30 Examples)

My bad, I legit read it "stock", as in "he stocks her and tries not to eat/kill her so he can do it later just in case".

Here Are Some Of The Most Displeasing And Annoying TV And Film Characters Ever (30 Examples)

Great definition ! Colonial Karens, the great grand-mothers of all Karens.

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

If he really caught the guy in the situation it's surely different. But otherwise it's self justice and for good reason illegal.

Here Are Some Of The Most Displeasing And Annoying TV And Film Characters Ever (30 Examples)

I'm really glad Seth Meyers rebounded from this travesty.

30 People Warn Tourists About Common Scams In Their Countries

wow that is insane, i mean... it's kidnapping.

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Bernd Herbert • commented on 8 posts 5 days ago

Here Are Some Of The Most Displeasing And Annoying TV And Film Characters Ever (30 Examples)

So, everyone from the Twilight Saga then?

Here Are Some Of The Most Displeasing And Annoying TV And Film Characters Ever (30 Examples)

Holy c**p…that IS Seth!

Here Are Some Of The Most Displeasing And Annoying TV And Film Characters Ever (30 Examples)

So, everyone from the Twilight Saga then?

Here Are Some Of The Most Displeasing And Annoying TV And Film Characters Ever (30 Examples)

Holy c**p…that IS Seth!

30 People Warn Tourists About Common Scams In Their Countries

Or on Times Square! Id don’t eben own a CD Player anymore

30 People Warn Tourists About Common Scams In Their Countries

Or don’t buy anything from anyone on the street

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Indeed!

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Had to read it twice….

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Well no, it‘s murder.

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

In a civilised country that man would still have to face charges

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Bernd Herbert • commented on 8 posts 5 days ago

Here Are Some Of The Most Displeasing And Annoying TV And Film Characters Ever (30 Examples)

So, everyone from the Twilight Saga then?

Here Are Some Of The Most Displeasing And Annoying TV And Film Characters Ever (30 Examples)

Holy c**p…that IS Seth!

30 People Warn Tourists About Common Scams In Their Countries

Or on Times Square! Id don’t eben own a CD Player anymore

30 People Warn Tourists About Common Scams In Their Countries

Or don’t buy anything from anyone on the street

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Indeed!

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Had to read it twice….

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Well no, it‘s murder.

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

In a civilised country that man would still have to face charges

Bernd Herbert • commented on 4 posts 6 days ago

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

and nerves

30 Dates That Didn't Go Well At All, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

run!

I Wanted To Know How 26 Celebrities Who Left Us Too Soon Would Be Now, So I Used A.I. To Get The Answer (New Pics)

Shot by her friend...

50 Times Architects Failed So Badly, They Got Shamed In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

There is nothing too stupid for some idiot not to believe.

Bernd Herbert • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

50 Pics That Prove That Inflation Is Getting Out Of Control

Shrinking packaging is not an inflation thing but companies have always done that to increase profits

50 Pics That Prove That Inflation Is Getting Out Of Control

My first advise would be to cut down on meat altogether

Bernd Herbert • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

50 Times People Were So Appalled By "Shrinkflation", They Just Had To Share The Proof Online

Just buy a damn whole lettuce

50 Times People Were So Appalled By "Shrinkflation", They Just Had To Share The Proof Online

That’s some perfect example of Marketing b******t

420ish Lbs Sister-In-Law Destroys Beloved Garden Swing After Being Asked Not To Sit In It Because Of Its Weight Limit, Family Drama Ensues

Wait, there are people eating food in front of camera? Why? What for???

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

I'm hungry

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

f**k'em

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

Data privacy concerns.....

Bernd Herbert • upvoted 6 items 11 hours ago

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Not 100% true. Not everyone with down syndrome is the same and some actually suffer quite significantly.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

auditore01 reply

F1 drivers lose around 5kg of weight every race.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

The men are, not women. Men should not be in power anywhere. Yes I'm a man.

Bernd Herbert • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

Tldr

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

Did she peel back the layers? It looks like a bouquet of onions 🧅

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

Florida: Land of WTF's?????

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

I was expecting a lot more since it happened in Florida.

Bernd Herbert • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

Flight Attendants Spill 30 Secrets About The Airline Industry That Most Passengers Don't Know

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

One has to wonder wtf goes through their mind to do this c**p.

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

This still blows me away. He had a helluva onscreen character. Really funny, but I guess the truth of who you are comes out eventually.

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

Then I guess I'm happy that I have no idea who he is

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

Landscaping/dildo shop. LOL

Rudy Giuliani

Rudy G could have retired as America’s mayor, instead his obituary will have a picture of his make up dripping during a press conference at a landscape parking lot

Bernd Herbert • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago