Mermaidia The Mermaid
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Mermaidia The Mermaid • upvoted 39 items 3 years ago
Girl Mistakes Bride For Real-Life Princess From Book She's Holding, And Her Reaction Melts Everyone's Hearts
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In high school I walked into a classroom and a very attractive girl that was an acquaintance at most came up to me and said "djw, did you know that Rodrigo and I broke up?" I said, "oh, sorry to hear that," and went on my way. Then I spent the rest of the day and night thinking about that. Why the hell would SHE tell me that? Why they hell would she tell ME that? Why was she smiling when she told me that? The next time I saw her, I asked her what she was doing that weekend and she said, "nothing, do you want to go to a movie?" And that was the moment that I realized what was happening. And I wound up getting a date out of it. And eventually, a family.Obvious-Girl-Hints-Unnoticed
Can I say one I was oblivious to? I was out of town, chatting to a girl at a bar. We figured out I was 13 inches taller than her. She said, "That's funny, I'm going on a date with a guy who is 13 inches taller than me tomorrow. And I'll probably f*ck him after." My response? "Well, that's a weird coincidence!" I didn't figure it out until I was on a plane home.
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