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Jose Ortiz • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

Turns Out, Hats On Snakes Are A Thing And There’s A Community Celebrating It (40 Pics)

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"What's Wrong With Your Dog?": People Are Posting Pictures Of 'Malfunctioning' Dogs (49 New Pics)

wtf! lmfaooo

Jose Ortiz • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

18 Times Innocent-Looking Things Almost Caused Disastrous Fires

That's actually cool

The Glass Globe Of This Light Focused The Sunlight Enough To Burn The Suns Path In The Grass

Jose Ortiz • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

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50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

hahhaahah

Jose Ortiz • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

50 Times People Felt The Need To "Humble Brag" Online And Got Shamed For It

It's "beemer" you uncultured swine /s I'm kidding

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Is no one going to comment on the length of his ring finger?

Jose Ortiz • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago

Dog On A Beach

19 Adorable Dogs That Made It To The Finals On World's Best Wedding Photos

Dog: Remember you don't have to do this

Dog On A Beach

19 Adorable Dogs That Made It To The Finals On World's Best Wedding Photos

Dog: Remember you don't have to do this

Very Pretty Girl Btw

Obviously This Dog Has Practiced His Pose Over And Over Again

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Jose Ortiz • upvoted an item 5 days ago

50 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them (New Pics)

For a second there, I thought I was looking at a crab claw.

Jose Ortiz • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

Not A Rolled In But More Of A Birth Into The Shop... Stray Left A Puddle Of Kittens Out In Our Side Yard A Year Ago. The Neighbour Took This One Home And The Boss Took Another

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Not A Rolled In But More Of A Birth Into The Shop... Stray Left A Puddle Of Kittens Out In Our Side Yard A Year Ago. The Neighbour Took This One Home And The Boss Took Another

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You certainly have a type.

Took A Few Months To Build Up The Courage & Cut It Myself But I Did Pretty Well I Think

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Jose Ortiz • commented on a post 1 week ago

Men Are Listing Things That Society Deems 'Too Girly' But They Like Them Anyway (40 Posts)

Ive been waiting for 38 years hahah

Jose Ortiz • upvoted 7 items 2 weeks ago

50 Animals Who Had To Travel And Still Behaved More Civilized Than Many People

You mean you see it.......Nevermore!

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

you are and were pretty there is nothing wrong with how you look :)

50 Animals Who Had To Travel And Still Behaved More Civilized Than Many People

You mean you see it.......Nevermore!

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

you are and were pretty there is nothing wrong with how you look :)

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Jose Ortiz • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

30 Haircut Transformations That Prove Long Hair Isn’t Always Better

What a gorgeous woman! <3

Jose Ortiz • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

People Are Sharing The “Most Creepily Intelligent” Things Their Pets Have Done, And Here Are 41 Of The Best Responses

im sorry i giggled way too much at this comment..

People Are Sharing The “Most Creepily Intelligent” Things Their Pets Have Done, And Here Are 41 Of The Best Responses

The feels!

People Are Sharing The “Most Creepily Intelligent” Things Their Pets Have Done, And Here Are 41 Of The Best Responses

im sorry i giggled way too much at this comment..

People Are Sharing The “Most Creepily Intelligent” Things Their Pets Have Done, And Here Are 41 Of The Best Responses

The feels!

40 People Share Some Of The Most Ridiculous Customer Demands They've Heard

I would of carried it outside and drop the case on the ground near her car then get in my car and leave.

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Jose Ortiz • upvoted 10 items 3 weeks ago

People Are Sharing The “Most Creepily Intelligent” Things Their Pets Have Done, And Here Are 41 Of The Best Responses

What kind of monster would arrest someone just for having cerebral palsy?

People Are Sharing The “Most Creepily Intelligent” Things Their Pets Have Done, And Here Are 41 Of The Best Responses

I have to admitt that I was a bit dissapointed when I realized the Chocolate Lab is not a facility...

People Are Sharing The “Most Creepily Intelligent” Things Their Pets Have Done, And Here Are 41 Of The Best Responses

What kind of monster would arrest someone just for having cerebral palsy?

People Are Sharing The “Most Creepily Intelligent” Things Their Pets Have Done, And Here Are 41 Of The Best Responses

I have to admitt that I was a bit dissapointed when I realized the Chocolate Lab is not a facility...

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Why is her 666 bolder than the others?

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I have a blind, 150lbs of solid muscle, American Bulldog. He loves everyone. If he hears a new voice, the "love wiggles" begin. He is just a huge loverdog. Sleeps with my 4 year old every night. Gets along with my cats and other dogs. Just a giant sweetheart. Well, a work buddy of mine gave me a ride home once. Invited him in for a bit. We walk in. My pup starts his love wiggles... ...and stops. Ears fall. Tail droops. His expression changes from his usual happy-go-lucky self into... the dog he looks like: A vicious monster. Well... he bears his teeth, starts growling at my buddy, and when my son walked into the room, he went nuts. He lunged at my buddy, snarling, teeth barred. WTH? He never acts like this. EVER. I was so confused and embarassed. My buddy leaves. I scold my pup. Life goes on. Fast forward a few months and it turns out the buddy of mine from work is arrested for possession of CP. My blind beast who loves everyone... somehow knew to hate this guy. He instinctively disliked him. And when my son came into the room, he went into protect-mode and tried to get the guy. Creepy stuff.

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I had a really bad day and was in my room crying, my cockatiel Stormageddon started screaming from his cage so I got him out, he jumped onto my shoulder and put his head on my cheek and started saying "it's ok it's ok it's ok" over and over again. I say that to him when he freaks out in his cage at night time (a car honks a horn outside and he starts screaming and flapping his wings) I didn't realise he could tell I was sad and say it back to me to comfort me like I comfort him let alone say it at all.

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Jose Ortiz • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

The Glass Globe Of This Light Focused The Sunlight Enough To Burn The Suns Path In The Grass

Jose Ortiz • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

50 Times People Felt The Need To "Humble Brag" Online And Got Shamed For It

It's "beemer" you uncultured swine /s I'm kidding

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Is no one going to comment on the length of his ring finger?

Jose Ortiz • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago

Dog On A Beach

19 Adorable Dogs That Made It To The Finals On World's Best Wedding Photos

Dog: Remember you don't have to do this

Very Pretty Girl Btw

Obviously This Dog Has Practiced His Pose Over And Over Again

Jose Ortiz • upvoted an item 5 days ago

50 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them (New Pics)

For a second there, I thought I was looking at a crab claw.

Jose Ortiz • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

Not A Rolled In But More Of A Birth Into The Shop... Stray Left A Puddle Of Kittens Out In Our Side Yard A Year Ago. The Neighbour Took This One Home And The Boss Took Another

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Artist Shows What It Would Be Like If Disney Characters Were "Glued" To Their Cell Phones

50 "Shameless" Pets That Stole Their Owners' Partners And Didn't Even Feel Sorry About It (New Pics)

You certainly have a type.

Took A Few Months To Build Up The Courage & Cut It Myself But I Did Pretty Well I Think

Jose Ortiz • upvoted 6 items 2 weeks ago

50 Animals Who Had To Travel And Still Behaved More Civilized Than Many People

You mean you see it.......Nevermore!

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

you are and were pretty there is nothing wrong with how you look :)

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