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Esme Weatherwax • upvoted 12 items 3 days ago

This Group Shares Brilliant Examples Of “This You?” Comebacks, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Burns (New Pics)

Thanks for the warning..

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

And you'd have to be a donkeywheel to deliver a lecture on a HUMOR site.

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

Yayyy Cyprus mentioned!!

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

The emperor penguins finally living up to their name

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

*fewer

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

Wow, they were clearly doing something right back then(!).

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

Wow!

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Esme Weatherwax • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

I'm 60

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Just to clarify I was joking! No need for FU

Esme Weatherwax • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Too late

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Boomer:)

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Too late

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Boomer:)

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Always beware of headology- we do right, we don't do nice

50 Times People Came Across Something ‘Mildly Disgusting’ And Had To Share In This Group

Ooooo that went dark quickly but thanks for the tip

“How Is The Bride Okay With This?”: 35 Grooms That Deserved To Be Shamed For Their Looks

That's a pair of 'Bridget Joneses knickers' - start as you mean to go on luv

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Everyone? Don't they, after pressing snooze on the alarm......

People Share How They Realized They’re Not That Young Anymore (39 Answers)

I often knit on the train on my way to work and frequently get comments from young people saying they didn't know people still knitted. Oh, and, it's good to keep old crafts alive

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Esme Weatherwax • upvoted 19 items 1 week ago

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Burn it!

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Someone who doesn't like you very much is playing the LONG game. Bamboo takes a while to get established, but once it does it is a menace and impossible to eradicate.

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Burn it!

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Someone who doesn't like you very much is playing the LONG game. Bamboo takes a while to get established, but once it does it is a menace and impossible to eradicate.

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

He needs evaluating.

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

I think we should keep trying though

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

So for some reason " there are many rooms.." was missing an M and came out as " many roo s" and I thought about an overabundance of kangaroo.😀

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Survival of the smartest

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Nailed it!

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Then you're a Smurf?

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

I think somebody messed up explaining the whole "Bees and Birds" thing

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Yeah polar bears prefer an all white neighbourhood

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

I'd also pour salt across all the windows and doors. :-)

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

The man at 16's wife, perhaps

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Im crying, and probably going to hell.

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

If those are the people who are going to heaven I don't want to be there anyway

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

That's not the way to save the bees population 🙄😒

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

I would totally watch that.

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Natural selection

“I Silently Cringe When People Bring Them Up”: 25 Popular Things That People Say Are No Good

Exactly. And if you need religion to enforce your morals, then you don't have any. You are just afraid of punishment.

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Looks like the wrong neighbourhood for polar bears though

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Esme Weatherwax • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Share Some Good News From Your Local Area (Closed)

Esme Weatherwax • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Christmas Trees (Closed)

Esme Weatherwax • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

What Is Your Opinions About People From The South?

Esme Weatherwax • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Something You Saw While Driving That May Give Us A Laugh (Closed)

Esme Weatherwax • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Something You Made That You Want To Get A Brutally Honest Opinion About (Closed)

Esme Weatherwax • submitted 16 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Artistic Creations! Any Medium

Hey Pandas, Post Your Favorite Scenic Picture You’ve Taken

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Hey Pandas, What Are You Reading Right Now?

Hey Pandas, What Your Worst Insult

Hey, Pandas? Now That We Are In A 'Post-Covid' New Year, What Vacation Plans Are You Making?

Hey Panda S,share Chaotic Photos Of Your Cat/Dog/Parrot/Dragon Ext.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your New Year's Tradition? (Closed)

Hey Panda’s Post The Funniest Picture Of Your Pet

Hey Pandas, How Did Your Significant Other Propose To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Art!

Hey Pandas, What Were Your Favourite Children’s TV Shows As A Kid?

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Best Creation!

Hey Pandas, Post Your Christmas Tree

Cute Christmas Traditions

Esme Weatherwax • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

I'm 60

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Just to clarify I was joking! No need for FU

Esme Weatherwax • commented on 14 posts 1 week ago

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Too late

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Boomer:)

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Always beware of headology- we do right, we don't do nice

50 Times People Came Across Something ‘Mildly Disgusting’ And Had To Share In This Group

Ooooo that went dark quickly but thanks for the tip

“How Is The Bride Okay With This?”: 35 Grooms That Deserved To Be Shamed For Their Looks

That's a pair of 'Bridget Joneses knickers' - start as you mean to go on luv

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Everyone? Don't they, after pressing snooze on the alarm......

People Share How They Realized They’re Not That Young Anymore (39 Answers)

I often knit on the train on my way to work and frequently get comments from young people saying they didn't know people still knitted. Oh, and, it's good to keep old crafts alive

People Share How They Realized They’re Not That Young Anymore (39 Answers)

It's worrying when it's implied they were old and you suddenly realise they were younger than you. Take a number and wait in line.

People Share How They Realized They’re Not That Young Anymore (39 Answers)

Thank you for your service

Faith In Humanity Restored: 50 Pieces Of 'Global Positive News' To Make You Smile (New Pics)

Hero's come is different guises

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Auntriarch, the more we age the more perfect we become

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

I'm wfh at the moment and this debate is taking too much brain space

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Be more assertive with your needs - say just had a nap rather than sorry I fell asleep

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

And then go on to spend again in those unnecessary things. My sister calls these 'thneeds' things we want but don't really need

Esme Weatherwax • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

50 ‘Why Is My Brain Like This’ Memes That Almost Seem Like Personal Attacks

22h - ooo you walk on the wild side

30 Times Rich People Made Such Out-Of-Touch Comments, They Got Shamed Online

I think it's more shocking that your monthly pay is the same as her shoe bill. Ignorance is no excuse for being an absolute spoon

30 Honest And Unhinged Tweets From Parents Who’ve Seen It All (February Edition)

My son's GF brings her own to ours

30 Honest And Unhinged Tweets From Parents Who’ve Seen It All (February Edition)

Are you referring to someone specifically...

Esme Weatherwax • upvoted 12 items 3 days ago

This Group Shares Brilliant Examples Of “This You?” Comebacks, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Burns (New Pics)

Thanks for the warning..

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

*fewer

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

global warming, i tell ya

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

Please don't give the idiots ideas!

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

Wow!

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

Yayyy Cyprus mentioned!!

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

It's almost as if this is a humorous post and not meant to be taken seriously.

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

oh man umm lets just have fun on this site shall we? save that for thanksgiving dinner

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

You haven't been here for long I gather.

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

And you'd have to be a donkeywheel to deliver a lecture on a HUMOR site.

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

Wow, they were clearly doing something right back then(!).

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

The emperor penguins finally living up to their name

Esme Weatherwax • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

I Ordered A Package, And A Random Phone Came In The Box

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Someone who doesn't like you very much is playing the LONG game. Bamboo takes a while to get established, but once it does it is a menace and impossible to eradicate.

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

He needs evaluating.

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Burn it!

Strange Package In The Mail

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

I'd also pour salt across all the windows and doors. :-)

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

The man at 16's wife, perhaps

“I Silently Cringe When People Bring Them Up”: 25 Popular Things That People Say Are No Good

Exactly. And if you need religion to enforce your morals, then you don't have any. You are just afraid of punishment.

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