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Many of us enjoyed fun, chaotic moments as kids that sometimes came at the expense of our parents' sanity. When you used crayons or paints to create "masterpieces" on the walls, your mom or dad spent extensive time cleaning them up. Hiding important things like car keys or phones often led to frantic searches and running late for work. But hey, parenting comes with its own share of joys and challenges.
And today, the Bored Panda team has compiled a list that hilariously captures the reality of newborn parenting. From sleepless nights to zero me-time, many parents might find these posts painfully relatable. So, Pandas, sit back and enjoy a good giggle, and don't forget to upvote your favorite memes. Plus check out our latest article about mom memes!
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Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
Well my kid wouldn’t sleep through any of that and that was a hard lesson learned not to create total silence when she was sleeping.
Growing up, when you innocently asked your parents why they got emotional about a particular moment, chances are they said, “You will only understand when you have your own kids.” There are times when new moms and dads might find it difficult to express their excitement or concerns about parenting.
However, thanks to the internet, you no longer have to feel like you're alone on this journey. Many people online share their day-to-day struggles about raising a kid. And they do so in the most hilarious way possible.
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BoredPossum 1 year ago
Yeah, months are fine up to 1,5 years after that I'd start using years.
Becoming a mother or father is a big life transition that may be both happy and stressful. Early on, individuals have to face many challenges as they adjust to the duties of raising a newborn. For starters, your sleep schedule goes for a toss as you take care of the little one through the night.
Even though parenting is a rewarding journey, sometimes things can be quite overwhelming. For instance, it can be quite difficult to understand and soothe your crying baby. As new parents, you might constantly wonder: do they need to be fed, are they cold, or is there something troubling them? You also need to be on diaper duty 24x7. And you barely get any personal time or space. But with some help and guidance, things can get much easier and better.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Yes! All the other things can wait. If baby wants to cuddle, do it! This phase only lasts a wee while - you've got the rest of your life to enjoy coffee and a shower!
No matter how eagerly you anticipate embracing parenthood, it can be accompanied by some degree of stress. And despite your best preparations, sometimes you have to adjust your plans as you go along. At times when you are overwhelmed by the new responsibilities, take a deep breath. If you are in this position, try to meditate and relax. Tiny breaks can prove to be very helpful when you are a full-time parent.
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Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
Me looking at my chart after my first ob appointment thinking I scored really well on something but it was just my blood type
Don’t forget it's okay to make mistakes. Even though you might feel you have something figured out, there is a possibility you still get it wrong because a baby's needs change every day. And nobody has all the answers.
Just enjoy the time you get with your newborn and bond with them. Discuss what strategies work best for you with your partner and support each other as you figure things out together.
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Whether you are a single parent, an adoptive parent, a same-gender couple or a traditional couple, there are some basic moments that every parent encounters. So, it’s beneficial to join a new parent group.
Not only will you make friends, but you will also find non-judgmental support. You could share your experiences and exchange advice on how to deal with certain situations.
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You should also try to include things that you enjoy in your schedule. Try to keep an hour for yourself. You could go to the gym, enjoy a stroll in the park, bake cookies, or pick up a new hobby. Having some quality me-time is important to maintain your sanity. After having a child, you need to have your own time, much like a work-life balance.
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MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Not to mention how strong their grip is once it grabs your nose or lip
Always believe in yourself. With time you will be able to manage things more easily. Keep trying new ideas that work for you and don’t forget to laugh along with the chaos. Remember that only you are familiar with your kid's unique needs. All your child needs is you; they don't need a perfect parent.
So, don't try to do everything by yourself in an attempt to be super-mom or super-dad. Remember, asking for help is okay. In fact, family, friends, neighbors, and colleagues are often delighted to spend time with the little ones.
Just having an extra hour to sleep or being able to shower peacefully will give you a much-needed lift.
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MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
and watch out when the cool air hits a little boys wee wee, shower time!! yep it happens .
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
Eldest slept 8-10 hours a night, rarely waking us up. Youngest showed us how bad it can get.
Another way for parents to relax is to laugh at the amusing endeavors of fellow moms and dads. Knowing you are not the only one going through these struggles makes you feel lighter. What are your thoughts on parenting? Share this with a new parent or someone who just needs a good laugh!
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Boredest Panda 1 year ago
Oh so he DOES sleep tho? And he let’s YOU sleep for longer than 2 minutes?
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
This is kinda the opposite for us now! My boychik is very focussed on his dad so I sleep well and his daddy usually goes to him in the night. But he mostly sleeps through these days anyway.
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Lilybdcsa 1 year ago
Our first date night out after daughter was born. We went bowling. Suddenly, I think about the baby and the milk factory goes into full production. My shirt was soaked. This was before I discovered shields. Like boob diapers.
cerinamroth 1 year ago
The hospital gave us a pack when we went home, along with loads of other newborn stuff. My sister was even luckier getting the Scottish baby box: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6GtjZldvOU&t=3s
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Esme Weatherwax 1 year ago
I used to leak when the cats meowed which was a problem with 4 cats - sorry boy I'm right out of milk blame the cats
MurderMittens 1 year ago
Once i was in line to order at Burger king when my milk let down. I had my wrists pressing on my nipples trying to stop the flow. My husband told me to stop that. I asked if he'd rather me just soak my shirt and make a breastmilk puddle in BK.
Anouk T 1 year ago
See is one thing but what happens when they hear a baby (any baby!) crying …!?
T J R 1 year ago
Yup, I could see other babies and be fine, but a crying baby? Not so fine.
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Oh god, the pain of the letdown when your baby's not there... I will never, ever forget that until my dying day!
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Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
Congrats to all the parents that just got their babies sleeping through the night. In your forties it won’t matter anyway, you’ll be up for no reason at all scrolling bp at 4am.
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Boredest Panda 1 year ago
My dad sat me down with him and said “dad” over and over until I said it
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
We never did that - we just took it in turns. That way, both of us were reasonably rested (well, as well rested as it's possible to be with a baby).
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Me Oh My (He/They) 1 year ago
Ah, videos of babies trying lemons for the first time. Always good for a laugh.
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Ravioli 2 weeks ago
Yeah nah, by 10 they gotta handle at least breakfast and snack time on their own, lunch too in a few years. My mom pretty much made me just dinner since age 15, I actually made her lunch in the summer when she was back from work. Ironically now that I'm an adult with my own kid she finds any excuse possible to get me to eat at hers 😂
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Shelli Aderman 1 year ago
My Flickr has, “Older sibling, X months,” for 12-consecutive months! And “Younger sibling, First name, with all pictures.” 🤣
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Thankfully you can go to a chemist/beauty store here in Germany (Budni/DM/Rossmann) and they have publicly accessible changing tables with nappies in different sizes and wipes. OK, it's to get you "hooked on the brand" but it's saved my bacon a couple of times! Alternatively, you can ask another parent with a kid roughly the same size. Gets you chatting!
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
No point working it out. Save the brainpower for something else, like remembering your baby's name when the doctor asks. Or your own.
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MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
I remember toxic, radioactive and corrosive substance being in the diaper
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
My husband is a trooper in this regard. He's been very involved - but that's because we live in a country that promotes equality and people vote to protect it!
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Gee, I still remember what we now affectionately call the Great Synagogue S**t of 2017. My daughter had a poonami situation at her naming ceremony and I found myself having to wash her under a tap because there was no other way to rescue the situation.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Don't feel ashamed! Your body has literally created new life! It's a huge phase of adjustment in every single sense - work on your mental health first and take it easy on yourself. Your physical health will soon follow.
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