Parents Are Sharing Their Unsugarcoated Reality Of Raising A 9-Year-Old In 50 Funny Tweets
Parenting is a journey full of surprises and funny moments, especially when it comes to raising 9-year-olds. They're a delightful blend of curiosity, imagination, and mischief.
At this age, kids are maturing emotionally and becoming more cognitively advanced. They are continuing to grow taller and stronger and may be ready to tackle sports and other physical activities.
So we thought to compile the funniest tweets that encapsulate the rollercoaster ride of living with these little creatures. From their unfiltered honesty to their amusing adventures, you never know what they're going to come up with. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the hilarity.
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Yeah, but you used puppy eyes on me and convinced me! Mommy:1, Son:1
You see, baking the cake isn't the fun part -- eating the cake is the fun part.
No, don't be concerned, because this is a great idea. Just make sure that you tell your family to invite horrible people that you hate.
I'd pay good money to watch a bunch of 9yo's whack each other with lightsabers
Well, they have to describe each facial expression by acting it out meticulously, which takes time.
Well, it's better than that nurse that poured ketchup in me one time
I love it when my kids are singing, especially when they don't realise they're doing it ❤
I'm fairly certain mine was 8. I remember it was the same summer he independently assigned himself the Hunger Games books. At eight. The best part was talking to him afterwards, with him pointing out plot holes and comparing this storyline with that storyline, and then throwing a whole different book storyline in there that had a parallel storyline progression. Too bad school forcing him to read things that did not awaken his curiosity nor hold his attention ruined his love of reading that I'd spent nearly a decade fostering and feeding, and watching it grow … it broke my heart.
They grow out of it magically then u get mad at the opposite soon dw :)
Because she might’ve packed a $€X toy that you don’t know about.
Article title: “ Parents Are Sharing Their Unsugarcoated Reality Of Raising A 9-Year-Old In 73 Funny Tweets”. Hey BP editors, since when is a 9-year-old a toddler? XD
Yet if we don't talk parents get annoyed... I struggle not to ramble but I get excited: (
Worth it. You only have so many years you can beat them at physical stuff.
By that logic, my mum is still a kid. Every story starts with the detailed family history of each character, which is confusing since in my hometown everybody is related to everybody in some way or the other.
My 2 yr old: best I can do is sit on your lap while you sit on the toilet, screaming my head of because you threatened to leave me alone with my sister and dad so you could have a private poop
While this is funny, it is also a quite concerning mindset for kids to have.
Note: this post originally had 73 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.
Dear Vėja Elkimavičiūtė, a toddler is 2-3 years old.
Having dinner with my daughter yesterday. Asked her to put down her phone during dinner so we could chat. We started talking about her latest obsession Dr Who. I say: "Christopher Ecclesston's accent is great, where's that from? Hang on I'll google where he's from" grabs phone. "Could you also google Hypocrite?"
Loll my family right there. Kids aren't allowed phones at the tables. My dad even complains if my mum is on her phone but my dad is on his phone sometimes
Last year I bought my son a magazine called Rail123 which lists every class of locomotive/train currently operating on the uk railways along with the individual numbers. He keeps quizzing me on it. “How many class 450’s are there?” I have no idea but he will tell me the answer. Yesterday walking home from school he stopped an older child in the street and accused him of being an imposter. This other kid was wearing a red Among Us t shirt
Dear Vėja Elkimavičiūtė, a toddler is 2-3 years old.
Having dinner with my daughter yesterday. Asked her to put down her phone during dinner so we could chat. We started talking about her latest obsession Dr Who. I say: "Christopher Ecclesston's accent is great, where's that from? Hang on I'll google where he's from" grabs phone. "Could you also google Hypocrite?"
Loll my family right there. Kids aren't allowed phones at the tables. My dad even complains if my mum is on her phone but my dad is on his phone sometimes
Last year I bought my son a magazine called Rail123 which lists every class of locomotive/train currently operating on the uk railways along with the individual numbers. He keeps quizzing me on it. “How many class 450’s are there?” I have no idea but he will tell me the answer. Yesterday walking home from school he stopped an older child in the street and accused him of being an imposter. This other kid was wearing a red Among Us t shirt