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Many of us enjoyed fun, chaotic moments as kids that sometimes came at the expense of our parents' sanity. When you used crayons or paints to create "masterpieces" on the walls, your mom or dad spent extensive time cleaning them up. Hiding important things like car keys or phones often led to frantic searches and running late for work. But hey, parenting comes with its own share of joys and challenges.
And today, the Bored Panda team has compiled a list that hilariously captures the reality of newborn parenting. From sleepless nights to zero me-time, many parents might find these posts painfully relatable. So, Pandas, sit back and enjoy a good giggle, and don't forget to upvote your favorite memes. Plus check out our latest article about mom memes!
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Kelly H. Wilder 1 year ago
This is Nelson the Parrot! He even has his own Twitter account, @ugly_nelson.
Esme Weatherwax 1 year ago
With some babies it's difficult to find the words - if at all loss and not wanting to lie to new parents, a good fallback 'oh look at all that hair' or 'oh what tiny/big hands/feet' but never nose or anything thing else
Arkham Wohlfert 1 year ago
Accurate. When my first baby was born I was 100% convinced she was perfectly proportional, and basically looked like a Gerber baby. No wrinkles, a perfectly round head, etc. after a while, I looked back on the pictures of her first few weeks and was like "wtf"? I didn't even recognize this tiny 163 Year old man, this be Benjamin Button baby! I had no idea such delusion was possible! She will always be my perfect baby and she has grown into the damn cutest and most confident little 5 year old. I still sometimes feel like the pictures were swapped! lol, no I don't say that to anyone but her mom and we crack up. Oh, and I guess bored panda.
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Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
Well my kid wouldn’t sleep through any of that and that was a hard lesson learned not to create total silence when she was sleeping.
Jason 1 year ago
My son slept through a basketball championship game at the restaurant with me, but the moment the door/floor creaks he would wake up yelling daddy. Has always had a sound machine and noise going on haha.
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StrangeOne 1 year ago
My daughter slept through a balloon popping, but woke up when it was silent.
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Growing up, when you innocently asked your parents why they got emotional about a particular moment, chances are they said, “You will only understand when you have your own kids.” There are times when new moms and dads might find it difficult to express their excitement or concerns about parenting.
However, thanks to the internet, you no longer have to feel like you're alone on this journey. Many people online share their day-to-day struggles about raising a kid. And they do so in the most hilarious way possible.
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Toothless Feline 1 year ago
The inside of the mouth, especially the tongue, has the highest concentration of tactile sensory nerves of anywhere on the human body. Add in that they’re still learning muscle control, making hands awkward, and putting something in your mouth to examine its shape makes logical sense.
Leslie Donsen 1 year ago
Our son took a swig of Clorox once. I am surprised we didn't get pulled over on the way to the hospital.
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BoredPossum 1 year ago
Yeah, months are fine up to 1,5 years after that I'd start using years.
StrangeOne 1 year ago
Most people likely do know there's a difference. But unless there's a need to know, like a pediatrician or developmental specialist, people are not following up on your kid's development. Also, not every kid meets the same developmental milestones as other kids. You could have a 1 year old (sorry, 12 month old) not able to walk yet, and another 12 month old already running. Or a 14 month old catching and throwing a ball, but an 18 month old can throw but not able to catch a ball yet. If anything it would lead up to more questions about their development. Possible scrutiny and presumptions about disabilities and delays, and accusations about neglect. It can really snowball from there. When people ask about a kid's age, use whatever metrics you like, but a vague answer is suffice.
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blueclouds withblueclouds 1 year ago
Who's idea is it to put that baby on the right that suit?
Ravioli 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I always just get him 3 months larger than his age, I'm sure they do it on purpose to make them get too small early so you buy more clothes. My kid is perfectly average height and weight so I know they are fudging the sizes. Chicco is the only brand I've tried that has nicely and comfortably sized clothes.
Becoming a mother or father is a big life transition that may be both happy and stressful. Early on, individuals have to face many challenges as they adjust to the duties of raising a newborn. For starters, your sleep schedule goes for a toss as you take care of the little one through the night.
Even though parenting is a rewarding journey, sometimes things can be quite overwhelming. For instance, it can be quite difficult to understand and soothe your crying baby. As new parents, you might constantly wonder: do they need to be fed, are they cold, or is there something troubling them? You also need to be on diaper duty 24x7. And you barely get any personal time or space. But with some help and guidance, things can get much easier and better.
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T J R 1 year ago
Definitely!!! My daughter started giving those kisses when she was 5 months old and it made my whole day better!! :D
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Yes! All the other things can wait. If baby wants to cuddle, do it! This phase only lasts a wee while - you've got the rest of your life to enjoy coffee and a shower!
AndThenICommented 1 year ago
It only last such a short amount of time. We’re on our second (and last) and just take all the extra time with them. It’s been so bittersweet because he’s been early with all his milestones. We were ready to just enjoy all the baby time, but that baby time is so much shorter than we had with the first
Load More Replies... TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
I wish my child would just lay with me, should be a picture of a child jumping on a person's ribs.
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TheElderNom 1 year ago
I'm the same and I'm 35, though I do have to put myself to bed in an actual bed.
No matter how eagerly you anticipate embracing parenthood, it can be accompanied by some degree of stress. And despite your best preparations, sometimes you have to adjust your plans as you go along. At times when you are overwhelmed by the new responsibilities, take a deep breath. If you are in this position, try to meditate and relax. Tiny breaks can prove to be very helpful when you are a full-time parent.
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Wondering Alice 1 year ago
I sometimes play this with the kids in my class. They are 14 / 15 year olds. Recently, one boy responded by a very very long rendition of baby shark. Well played, well played.
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Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
Me looking at my chart after my first ob appointment thinking I scored really well on something but it was just my blood type
rullyman 1 year ago
As I like to say, "I'm so perfect, even my blood type is A+" 😎
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Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
"I was in labor for six hours with YOUR baby!" "Hey, I put in about 3.5 minutes of work too..."
Don’t forget it's okay to make mistakes. Even though you might feel you have something figured out, there is a possibility you still get it wrong because a baby's needs change every day. And nobody has all the answers.
Just enjoy the time you get with your newborn and bond with them. Discuss what strategies work best for you with your partner and support each other as you figure things out together.
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BrunoVI 1 year ago
My God! I love a couple of those women, but they collectively look like a destroyed solar-powered satellite.
Toni Ahlgren 1 year ago
A couple? You know those are the Golden Girls, right?
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Emie N. 1 year ago (edited)
That's really sad that you don't have any woman friends. Why not? Women are just as cool to be around as men. (I also know men who only hang out with women and honestly thats also sad) Also your statement makes no sense. Since the term "gay" applies to BOTH men and women. Saying you only have gay friends means that you are friends with women and men who are gay. If you meant gay men then you should have said "gay men friends".
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Abel 1 year ago
Newborns are like mini old men, but after a month or two they change for better.
roepi 1 year ago
It's living walking adipose tissue aliens in dr Who created from humans.
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 1 year ago
My daughter was scrawny and red and hairy all over (1 day earlier and she would have been premature) and within one month she looked like the buddha; so chubby and bald. My son had tonnes of hair but never had the buddha look in quite the same way.
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EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 1 year ago
I heard what the little dude inside the big dudes head said
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Whether you are a single parent, an adoptive parent, a same-gender couple or a traditional couple, there are some basic moments that every parent encounters. So, it’s beneficial to join a new parent group.
Not only will you make friends, but you will also find non-judgmental support. You could share your experiences and exchange advice on how to deal with certain situations.
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MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Oh heck yea the tip toe open mouth shuffle, I invented that move !
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Me Oh My (He/They) 1 year ago
Uncle Fester was definitely the best Addam. Up there with Cousin Itt.
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You should also try to include things that you enjoy in your schedule. Try to keep an hour for yourself. You could go to the gym, enjoy a stroll in the park, bake cookies, or pick up a new hobby. Having some quality me-time is important to maintain your sanity. After having a child, you need to have your own time, much like a work-life balance.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
You give your 15-year-old chihuahua milk every night? XD
Load More Replies... Boredest Panda 1 year ago
Honestly people. Listen the first time, why is this such a difficult concept to understand?! - The Baby
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cadena kuhn 1 year ago
Our baby and brother in laws baby were born a month apart. I have an older daughter. First family get together we show up with 1 diaper bag. His brother comes with so much stuff he has to make 2 trips. My husband asks why they have so much more than us. I just say first kid, second kid
Steve Hall 1 year ago
Out of town my but, just a trip to the grocery store is like moving across town.
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MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Not to mention how strong their grip is once it grabs your nose or lip
BrunoVI 1 year ago
Yes! This is actually a unique evolutionary adaptation! Babies hands are WAY stronger than you'd imagine them to be. Most of the baby is crazy weak; can't even roll over on its own. But hands strong enough to do pullups! (The Marine's exercise, not the toddler pants.)
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Always believe in yourself. With time you will be able to manage things more easily. Keep trying new ideas that work for you and don’t forget to laugh along with the chaos. Remember that only you are familiar with your kid's unique needs. All your child needs is you; they don't need a perfect parent.
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BrunoVI 1 year ago
"Funny, she doesn't look Druish." God I miss Joan Rivers.
Load More Replies... Joshua Moore 1 year ago
“I’m a mog. I’m my own best friend” RIP John Candy there’s someone I really miss, he was so damn funny and underrated as an actor!!!
Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
His devil scene in Planes Trains and Automoviles is a classic.
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StrangeOne 1 year ago
Sleeping babies are like cats sleeping on you. You're not allowed to move for anything.
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So, don't try to do everything by yourself in an attempt to be super-mom or super-dad. Remember, asking for help is okay. In fact, family, friends, neighbors, and colleagues are often delighted to spend time with the little ones.
Just having an extra hour to sleep or being able to shower peacefully will give you a much-needed lift.
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StrangeOne 1 year ago
Not really. There's usually a soft hiccup quieter gurgle.
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MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
and watch out when the cool air hits a little boys wee wee, shower time!! yep it happens .
cerinamroth 1 year ago
You know, my sister (who has two boys) warned me about this, but our little boy never did it. Or hasn't ... so far! (He's 2 now.)
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
Eldest slept 8-10 hours a night, rarely waking us up. Youngest showed us how bad it can get.
Papa 1 year ago
The first one is always the easy one. They're setting you up for the others.
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Another way for parents to relax is to laugh at the amusing endeavors of fellow moms and dads. Knowing you are not the only one going through these struggles makes you feel lighter. What are your thoughts on parenting? Share this with a new parent or someone who just needs a good laugh!
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Boredest Panda 1 year ago
Oh so he DOES sleep tho? And he let’s YOU sleep for longer than 2 minutes?
Coral 1 year ago
No. My baby, who led me to believe he could sleep for up to 8 hours for a glorious month, does not sleep, nor does he let me sleep. Definitely taking years off my life. Can't even be mad at him though.
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I don't like human babies/children either, but c'mon. You can keep your negative comments to yourself.
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MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Hey mom, can you watch the baby? ;I don't wanna be a mom this weekend!!!
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
This is kinda the opposite for us now! My boychik is very focussed on his dad so I sleep well and his daddy usually goes to him in the night. But he mostly sleeps through these days anyway.
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Agfox 1 year ago
It's a silicon sculpture by an Italian artist, Laira Maganuco, who specialises in hyper realism creations (see https://lairamaganuco.com/)
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BrunoVI 1 year ago
Not every baby. I'd seen enough of these sort of comments and memes that the first word's my son heard we, "Oh my God; he's adorable!" because I was genuinely surprised. (I was also braced for the worst because he was a premie, but apparently premies are spared some of the forces known for making scary looking babies.)
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Lilybdcsa 1 year ago
Our first date night out after daughter was born. We went bowling. Suddenly, I think about the baby and the milk factory goes into full production. My shirt was soaked. This was before I discovered shields. Like boob diapers.
cerinamroth 1 year ago
The hospital gave us a pack when we went home, along with loads of other newborn stuff. My sister was even luckier getting the Scottish baby box: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6GtjZldvOU&t=3s
Load More Replies... Esme Weatherwax 1 year ago
I used to leak when the cats meowed which was a problem with 4 cats - sorry boy I'm right out of milk blame the cats
MurderMittens 1 year ago
Once i was in line to order at Burger king when my milk let down. I had my wrists pressing on my nipples trying to stop the flow. My husband told me to stop that. I asked if he'd rather me just soak my shirt and make a breastmilk puddle in BK.
Anouk T 1 year ago
See is one thing but what happens when they hear a baby (any baby!) crying …!?
T J R 1 year ago
Yup, I could see other babies and be fine, but a crying baby? Not so fine.
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 1 year ago
Oh god, the pain of the letdown when your baby's not there... I will never, ever forget that until my dying day!
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Pandamonium 1 year ago
The maternal/paternal instinct is supposed to be the "manual", but the trust and assurance parents will do fine figuring it out is gone out the window.
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
"Some animals eat their offspring - keep on and you're Saturday's dinner"
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Lotekguy 1 year ago
Neither my house nor I are that unkempt, but I still don't want you to come here
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Crissy Newbury 1 year ago
I would hide behind the couch until they went away. Had terrible post-natal depression with 2nd baby.
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Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
Congrats to all the parents that just got their babies sleeping through the night. In your forties it won’t matter anyway, you’ll be up for no reason at all scrolling bp at 4am.
Flopsy 1 year ago
Your assumption that we have babies so young amuses me. As a 36 year old with a small baby and an older kid who slept through the night at 3 yo, I bet you it will not be a distant memory. Also, there is nothing sweeter than cuddling your baby at night.
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Noyfb noyfb 1 year ago
My mom taught me how to do a LOUD lifeguard’s whistle (she used two fingers, but I can do it no-fingers). That sudden loud sound will shock any baby/toddler/child out of its goofy performance!
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_-DungeonKeeper-_ 1 year ago
Unrelated, what Star Fox game is that? The graphics are a lot better than the last one I played (maybe bc it was starfox 64)
Crissy Newbury 1 year ago
Roll and crawl with just a little nekkid bum and no nappy to grab hold of.
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Boredest Panda 1 year ago
My dad sat me down with him and said “dad” over and over until I said it
Noyfb noyfb 1 year ago
Try that with some babies, and they’ll just say MaMa or Poop!
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
We never did that - we just took it in turns. That way, both of us were reasonably rested (well, as well rested as it's possible to be with a baby).
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Me Oh My (He/They) 1 year ago
Ah, videos of babies trying lemons for the first time. Always good for a laugh.
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Gia SDP 1 year ago
Literally me with my granddaughter as a newborn because her nursery was right across the hall from my room.....ANNNNDDDD her parents both slept through the crying.
Ravioli 2 weeks ago
Alright, they pretended you mean, there are processes that force you to wake up, unless they were medicated there's no way
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Ravioli 2 weeks ago
Yeah nah, by 10 they gotta handle at least breakfast and snack time on their own, lunch too in a few years. My mom pretty much made me just dinner since age 15, I actually made her lunch in the summer when she was back from work. Ironically now that I'm an adult with my own kid she finds any excuse possible to get me to eat at hers 😂
von Funnyname 1 year ago
reality check 102... you're kind of an a*s, and that's not the point of the post.
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Shelli Aderman 1 year ago
My Flickr has, “Older sibling, X months,” for 12-consecutive months! And “Younger sibling, First name, with all pictures.” 🤣
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
I loved the baby/toddler phase with my first and hated it with my second. PND did not help.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Thankfully you can go to a chemist/beauty store here in Germany (Budni/DM/Rossmann) and they have publicly accessible changing tables with nappies in different sizes and wipes. OK, it's to get you "hooked on the brand" but it's saved my bacon a couple of times! Alternatively, you can ask another parent with a kid roughly the same size. Gets you chatting!
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
No point working it out. Save the brainpower for something else, like remembering your baby's name when the doctor asks. Or your own.
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MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
I remember toxic, radioactive and corrosive substance being in the diaper
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
My husband is a trooper in this regard. He's been very involved - but that's because we live in a country that promotes equality and people vote to protect it!
Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
We did the hard thing, I worked outside, often 7 days/wk. SO stayed home and raised them. I picked up slack when asked, but it worked out ok. Couldn't do it in today's world, couldn't afford it.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Gee, I still remember what we now affectionately call the Great Synagogue S**t of 2017. My daughter had a poonami situation at her naming ceremony and I found myself having to wash her under a tap because there was no other way to rescue the situation.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Don't feel ashamed! Your body has literally created new life! It's a huge phase of adjustment in every single sense - work on your mental health first and take it easy on yourself. Your physical health will soon follow.
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