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Andy Acceber • commented on 8 posts 4 hours ago

50 Times People Decorated Their Houses For Halloween And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

Do you mean holy ship? =D

"In The US, It's Macaroni And Pizza": American Asks What Little Picky-Eaters Around The World Eat (30 Posts)

That sounds good

50 Times People Decorated Their Houses For Halloween And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

Do you mean holy ship? =D

"In The US, It's Macaroni And Pizza": American Asks What Little Picky-Eaters Around The World Eat (30 Posts)

That sounds good

"In The US, It's Macaroni And Pizza": American Asks What Little Picky-Eaters Around The World Eat (30 Posts)

I initially read this as meatballs from salmon and potatoes. I was very confused.

"In The US, It's Macaroni And Pizza": American Asks What Little Picky-Eaters Around The World Eat (30 Posts)

I am definitely saving this list for future food attempts. I Iove that this exists!

40 Things In Our Daily Lives That Many People Don't Realize Are Scams

Portland, Oregon. There's a theater that does second run tickets for $4, and on Tuesdays, they're buy one get one free. =)

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Andy Acceber • upvoted 7 items 17 hours ago

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Karen acts like a total Karen, then takes offense at being called a Karen. Comedy gold :)

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Oh shock and horror! The little ones may actually learn about the fact that there are other countries and (shudder) other languages spoken in the world!

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Karen acts like a total Karen, then takes offense at being called a Karen. Comedy gold :)

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Oh shock and horror! The little ones may actually learn about the fact that there are other countries and (shudder) other languages spoken in the world!

50 Times People Accidentally Noticed Surreal Things In Real Life, So They Shared It On This Online Group

lol. Don't write that down too often, some of those madcap chemtrail antivaxx conspiracy nutjobs will believe it :D

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Xenophobia. They think that a "real" patriot (of whatever country) must spak only one language, theirs.

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Greg Abbott is a piece of crap.

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Karen doing Karen

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

This isn't entitlement. This is bitterness that some waste vast amounts of money on stupid things while others go homeless and hungry. This is just being angry at the unfairness of life.

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Andy Acceber • upvoted 16 items 1 day ago

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

the USA has the world's highest incarceration rate, 639 per 100,000. China lists as #42, with 121 per 100,000. India is # 95 with 35 per 100,000. ........ The country with the lowest is San Marino, with 6 per 100,000. They only have 2 people in prison, but their national population is also only 33,600. And those 2 people take up 16% of their total jail space. ...... All stats came from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_incarceration_rate

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

OF course we don't want to include the USA, the map would combust.

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

OF course we don't want to include the USA, the map would combust.

50 Times People Took Halloween Pumpkin Carving To A Whole New Level And Created These Masterpieces

This is hilarious in concept, but it least 1 will say "sure" (BC they don't want to be the downer) then they will be offended BC somebody always goes too far, OR, even better- there's that surprise visitor from corporate! 🤣😂 Trust me, have an off-site themed party where ppl can come to the event as friends (& maybe bring a friend) and do it that way...besides, then you can during and give out cool tacky prizes too!

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

Oh, Belarus, you're cute. The US rate is 419 per 100,000. And probably growing. This is not because there are more criminals per capita in the US, but because minorities are imprisoned for certain crimes while white people are given community service and such. Welcome to the US Injustice System.

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

That's what the nazis used to say to jews. Just because something is a law doesn't make it right.

50 Of The Best Food-Related Memes

Yes, RedFox, it is well possible that you have just reached the point where you do not consider meat as food any longer, just like I would not want to eat my cats' food. Make sure you get enough protein, though (tofu, chick peas, lentils, beans...) and try not to drown everything in cheese which seems to be a common practice for new vegetarians... 😅 There are lots of other tasty options, have fun getting creative!

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

Those are dog whistles for "black people aren't allowed to live here".

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

This town has a Confederate Heritage month (read: Treason & enslavement celebration) and this tidbit: Southern Poverty Law center lists the following hate groups as having Harrison locations: Christian Revival Center (led by Knights of the KKK leader Thom Robb[32]), Kingdom Identity Ministries (founded in Harrison), Knights of the Ku Klux Klan (actual location nearby Zinc), and League of the South. (copied from Wikipedia)

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

Not a thing, an obsession bordering on racism!

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

I never got the losing your right to vote because you committed a crime. They are still citizens. That is just messed up.

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

And prisoners are treated like slaves !! The national average for inmates receiving the least compensation for their maintenance work in prisons is 14 cents per hour, according to the non-profit Prison Policy Initiative. The countrywide average for those receiving the most for the same type of labor is 63 cents per hour. Inmates in Minnesota and New Jersey can receive the highest hourly rate for prison maintenance jobs: $2 per hour. Some prisoners in eight states—Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, Oklahoma, South Carolina and Texas—are not paid at all for their labor in government-run facilities.

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

The United States has the highest number of homeless people among industrialized countries, according to a 2015 study by The Bassuk Center on Homeless and Vulnerable Children & Youth. UNICEF and UN criticized the US for the inhuman way homeless people are treated in the country. In September 2018, in MARTIN V. CITY OF BOISE, the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit ruled that the city's Camping and Disorderly Conduct Ordinances violated the Eighth Amendment’s prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment. Cities can't punish homeless people for sleeping in public when the homeless shelters are full. Yet they are still criminalized all over the country

50 Times People Took Halloween Pumpkin Carving To A Whole New Level And Created These Masterpieces

More like an office with no HR or legal department, because this is just ridiculously inappropriate for a workplace. Aside from it making light of s*xual harassment, it just isn't office appropriate.

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

You misunderstood. It doesn’t matter if the population is 100,000 or 100,000,000. 698 prisoners per 100,000 people is a ratio and it is a lot.

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

Privatisation of the prison system in the US means there is actual money to be made by locking people up. Guess who is making that money

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

That's one of the few decent things Modi has done right for India-toilets and electricity nationwide. Didn't do anything about the slums though, like idk, HELPING them

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Andy Acceber • commented on 9 posts 1 day ago

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

Northern cities aren't immune to this either. Here's a good article if you want to learn more: https://www.salon.com/2014/12/14/the_north_isnt_better_than_the_south_the_real_history_of_modern_racism_and_segregation_above_the_mason_dixon_line/

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

Maryland and New Jersey are also in the top 10 most liberal states. Their rates don't fit your theory. I'd argue that most liberal states are less likely to criminalize homelessness. Throwing homeless people in prison doesn't actually fix anything, though it does impact the numbers for reports like this.

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

Maryland and New Jersey are also in the top 10 most liberal states. Their rates don't fit your theory. I'd argue that the states you've mentioned are less likely to criminalize homelessness. Throwing homeless people in prison doesn't actually fix anything, though it does impact the numbers for reports like this.

35 People Who Walked Out In The Middle Of Job Interviews Share Why They Did It

Good manager. That was kind of him.

35 People Who Walked Out In The Middle Of Job Interviews Share Why They Did It

I mean, that worked. It was a test of company fit, and obviously that wasn't a good fit for either of you. My guess is it was meant to test creativity and your comfort level with being weird in a group setting. (People who are comfortable being weird are frequently people comfortable speaking up about new ideas.) Then again, it could be some weird test about how far you were willing to go for the company. Regardless, it was not the right fit.

35 People Who Walked Out In The Middle Of Job Interviews Share Why They Did It

Geez, if you're in a place with laws against that, I hope you filed a complaint. It may not have gone anywhere, but at least it could've hopefully added some weight to the grievance of the next person. That's awful!

35 People Who Walked Out In The Middle Of Job Interviews Share Why They Did It

In 15 years, you've given no raises??? What inflation-free world do you live in?

35 People Who Walked Out In The Middle Of Job Interviews Share Why They Did It

Focus on the Family is a large, Evangelical Christian hate group that has over 600 employees and their own highway sign. All of their employees have to sign morality contacts like this. It's repulsive. (They were classified as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center for their excessive and international fear-mongering against LGBTQ folks.)

35 People Who Walked Out In The Middle Of Job Interviews Share Why They Did It

I just quit a part-time job after six weeks that was listed as $6/hr over minimum wage but had me at a "training wage" of only $1/hr over minimum wage. It might have worked if on my fifth & sixth days of work, they hadn't literally had me train a new hire. You can't pay someone a training wage AND expect them to train the new hires. (They also wanted me to grant write, be in charge of maintenance, be in charge of social media, be IT, etc. It was nuts and clearly understaffed and underfunded.)

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Andy Acceber • commented on 8 posts 4 hours ago

50 Times People Decorated Their Houses For Halloween And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

Do you mean holy ship? =D

"In The US, It's Macaroni And Pizza": American Asks What Little Picky-Eaters Around The World Eat (30 Posts)

That sounds good

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

For more info, read this article written by a Black woman named Karen: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/04/28/karen-memes-jokes-arent-sexist-or-racist-let-karen-explain/

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

"In The US, It's Macaroni And Pizza": American Asks What Little Picky-Eaters Around The World Eat (30 Posts)

I initially read this as meatballs from salmon and potatoes. I was very confused.

"In The US, It's Macaroni And Pizza": American Asks What Little Picky-Eaters Around The World Eat (30 Posts)

I am definitely saving this list for future food attempts. I Iove that this exists!

40 Things In Our Daily Lives That Many People Don't Realize Are Scams

Portland, Oregon. There's a theater that does second run tickets for $4, and on Tuesdays, they're buy one get one free. =)

Andy Acceber • commented on 12 posts 1 day ago

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

35 People Who Walked Out In The Middle Of Job Interviews Share Why They Did It

Good manager. That was kind of him.

35 People Who Walked Out In The Middle Of Job Interviews Share Why They Did It

In 15 years, you've given no raises??? What inflation-free world do you live in?

35 People Who Walked Out In The Middle Of Job Interviews Share Why They Did It

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

If you're anti-anti-racism, that would mean you're pro...

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

There are people who really, truly don't get it. My dad is a hospital chaplain. He's had patients with COVID who don't believe they have COVID. He's had other patients die of COVID and furious family members unwilling to accept that COVID killed their family member. It's ridiculous and sad. Get vaccinated. Social distance. Wear your mask. This s**t is real. Protect yourself and those you care about.

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

I'm shocked Hawaii is so high. What's up with that Hawaii?

Andy Acceber • upvoted 7 items 17 hours ago

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Karen acts like a total Karen, then takes offense at being called a Karen. Comedy gold :)

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Oh shock and horror! The little ones may actually learn about the fact that there are other countries and (shudder) other languages spoken in the world!

50 Times People Accidentally Noticed Surreal Things In Real Life, So They Shared It On This Online Group

lol. Don't write that down too often, some of those madcap chemtrail antivaxx conspiracy nutjobs will believe it :D

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Xenophobia. They think that a "real" patriot (of whatever country) must spak only one language, theirs.

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Greg Abbott is a piece of crap.

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Karen doing Karen

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

This isn't entitlement. This is bitterness that some waste vast amounts of money on stupid things while others go homeless and hungry. This is just being angry at the unfairness of life.

Andy Acceber • upvoted 13 items 1 day ago

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

OF course we don't want to include the USA, the map would combust.

50 Times People Took Halloween Pumpkin Carving To A Whole New Level And Created These Masterpieces

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

That's what the nazis used to say to jews. Just because something is a law doesn't make it right.

50 Of The Best Food-Related Memes

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

Those are dog whistles for "black people aren't allowed to live here".

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

Not a thing, an obsession bordering on racism!

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

I never got the losing your right to vote because you committed a crime. They are still citizens. That is just messed up.

35 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

50 Times People Took Halloween Pumpkin Carving To A Whole New Level And Created These Masterpieces

More like an office with no HR or legal department, because this is just ridiculously inappropriate for a workplace. Aside from it making light of s*xual harassment, it just isn't office appropriate.

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