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Krusty Shakelford • commented on 21 posts 5 years ago

My Son Was Shy So I Started Decorating His Lunch Bags To Help Him Break The Ice At School

Swing and a miss....

My Son Was Shy So I Started Decorating His Lunch Bags To Help Him Break The Ice At School

Downers get downvoted.

My Son Was Shy So I Started Decorating His Lunch Bags To Help Him Break The Ice At School

Swing and a miss....

My Son Was Shy So I Started Decorating His Lunch Bags To Help Him Break The Ice At School

Downers get downvoted.

"My Girlfriend Gave Birth. Nobody Even Knew She Was Pregnant. I Never Wanted Kids"

My point exactly. I think it sucks that it's 'unusual' to be responsible. Responsible should be the default.

People Are Sharing The Names They Now Call Their Pets Instead Of The Original One, And It's Hilarious

Surprise! Nobody requires your approval for how they live their life!!

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

Bobby Hill much?

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

I dare you to tell that to survivors of these serial child molesters. I fucking dare you.

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

The point is not the device. The point is the way it baits you.

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

Me too in my youth, but god dammit at least you remember that you took some swings at the plate rather than none at all.

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

Dumb. We know what dinosaurs look like

Firsts: 46 Powerful Women Who Were First

Dave, you don't know what your are talking about, so please take a break from the internet.

86 Small Lies That Escalated Into “This Is My Life Now”

It's only weird if you come off as judgy, as in, "I don't need to drink to have fun," or "I'll never understand why people need to mess up their bodies." But if you have a non-judgy approach and others decide to judge, that's their fucking problem, not yours.

37 Of The Scariest Pumpkins Ever Carved

Ha! putting down men to make yourself feel better? Is the kettle black enough for you?

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

Seriously, why would a man's wife be in the room during his vasectomy.

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

GEET-da-FOOK- oota mah ofeece

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

Less work, less pay. That's true equality.

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

Dumb as a....

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

Was it a boy or a girl? Ba dum, tssshhh.

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Krusty Shakelford • upvoted 19 items 5 years ago

Artists Around The World React To H&M’s Controversial Ad

It's not "racist" to identify a race. Racism cannot be eradicated by ignoring it. The concept of "colorblindness" to race is just another word for ignorance.

War And Peas

Artists Around The World React To H&M’s Controversial Ad

It's not "racist" to identify a race. Racism cannot be eradicated by ignoring it. The concept of "colorblindness" to race is just another word for ignorance.

War And Peas

People Are Sharing The Names They Now Call Their Pets Instead Of The Original One, And It's Hilarious

Ask your mom, she calls me Big Johnson

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

Actually true

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

Click bait :o

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

that's the spirit ;-)

People Are Sharing The Names They Now Call Their Pets Instead Of The Original One, And It's Hilarious

Cats are known for not answering at ANY names at all most of the time;)

57 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

Looks like poo from an invisible dog.

I Need Your Help! What Is This?

Firsts: 46 Powerful Women Who Were First

No, not native American, Indian American. Her birthname is Nimrata Randhava. ;)

41 Times Uber Drivers Surprised Their Clients

If you really call this harassment, the problem is with you, not the guy.

41 Times Uber Drivers Surprised Their Clients

You look like the kind that wants to speak with the manager.

Woman Live-Tweets 2 Wives At Airport Planning To Fly Cross-Country To Catch Cheating Husbands

I think this is a clickbait and that eavesdropping (and broadcasting) people's private business is a most asshole thing to do.

Woman Live-Tweets 2 Wives At Airport Planning To Fly Cross-Country To Catch Cheating Husbands

The Guys probably "snuck" out to "A Game"! ... The Bulls, or the Blackhawks ... & after the game ... win or loose ... in their room, are pounding the brains out of 2 Boozed-Up hookers, covered in Vegetable Oil, on a plastic covered floor ... having a "Slip N Slide Party! 💃💃💃🎼🔊🎼🔊🎼🔊🍺🍺🍺🏒🏒🏒🏀🏀🏀

41 Times Uber Drivers Surprised Their Clients

If he is good looking, it is sweet... If he is ugly, it is harrasment... :-D

Woman Live-Tweets 2 Wives At Airport Planning To Fly Cross-Country To Catch Cheating Husbands

Seriously? This isn't a soap opera. You are live tweeting these peoples pain. You want to be privately entertained, that is up to you, but broad casting someone else's problems is just wrong

Woman Live-Tweets 2 Wives At Airport Planning To Fly Cross-Country To Catch Cheating Husbands

This really doesn't belong to the whole world. Get a life and next time you'll find something worthful to do when you have to wait.

41 Times Uber Drivers Surprised Their Clients

NES beats n64 in my world

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Krusty Shakelford • commented on 20 posts 5 years ago

My Son Was Shy So I Started Decorating His Lunch Bags To Help Him Break The Ice At School

Swing and a miss....

My Son Was Shy So I Started Decorating His Lunch Bags To Help Him Break The Ice At School

Downers get downvoted.

"My Girlfriend Gave Birth. Nobody Even Knew She Was Pregnant. I Never Wanted Kids"

My point exactly. I think it sucks that it's 'unusual' to be responsible. Responsible should be the default.

Elon Musk Tweets The Number 35,000 And Things Take An Unexpected Turn

I think he's selling hats

204 Perfectly Timed Photos That Will Mess With Your Head

Surprise head is the best kind

40 Hilarious Comics With Unexpected Endings By War And Peas (New Pics)

At the pace we're going, this will be racist someday. Robot overlords will not react kindly to our present sins.

The 298 Most Hilarious Parenting Tweets Of The Year So Far (New Pics)

Wow! You know all of these parents personally?? Wow!

People Are Sharing The Names They Now Call Their Pets Instead Of The Original One, And It's Hilarious

Surprise! Nobody requires your approval for how they live their life!!

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

Bobby Hill much?

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

I dare you to tell that to survivors of these serial child molesters. I fucking dare you.

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

The point is not the device. The point is the way it baits you.

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

Me too in my youth, but god dammit at least you remember that you took some swings at the plate rather than none at all.

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

Dumb. We know what dinosaurs look like

Firsts: 46 Powerful Women Who Were First

Dave, you don't know what your are talking about, so please take a break from the internet.

86 Small Lies That Escalated Into “This Is My Life Now”

37 Of The Scariest Pumpkins Ever Carved

Ha! putting down men to make yourself feel better? Is the kettle black enough for you?

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

Seriously, why would a man's wife be in the room during his vasectomy.

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

GEET-da-FOOK- oota mah ofeece

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

Less work, less pay. That's true equality.

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

Dumb as a....

Krusty Shakelford • upvoted 20 items 5 years ago

Artists Around The World React To H&M’s Controversial Ad

It's not "racist" to identify a race. Racism cannot be eradicated by ignoring it. The concept of "colorblindness" to race is just another word for ignorance.

War And Peas

People Are Sharing The Names They Now Call Their Pets Instead Of The Original One, And It's Hilarious

Cats are known for not answering at ANY names at all most of the time;)

People Are Sharing The Names They Now Call Their Pets Instead Of The Original One, And It's Hilarious

Ask your mom, she calls me Big Johnson

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

Actually true

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

Click bait :o

49 Controversial Illustrations By The French Banksy That Will Make You Think

that's the spirit ;-)

I Need Your Help! What Is This?

57 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

Looks like poo from an invisible dog.

Firsts: 46 Powerful Women Who Were First

No, not native American, Indian American. Her birthname is Nimrata Randhava. ;)

41 Times Uber Drivers Surprised Their Clients

You look like the kind that wants to speak with the manager.

41 Times Uber Drivers Surprised Their Clients

If he is good looking, it is sweet... If he is ugly, it is harrasment... :-D

41 Times Uber Drivers Surprised Their Clients

If you really call this harassment, the problem is with you, not the guy.

41 Times Uber Drivers Surprised Their Clients

NES beats n64 in my world

Woman Live-Tweets 2 Wives At Airport Planning To Fly Cross-Country To Catch Cheating Husbands

I think this is a clickbait and that eavesdropping (and broadcasting) people's private business is a most asshole thing to do.

Woman Live-Tweets 2 Wives At Airport Planning To Fly Cross-Country To Catch Cheating Husbands

Seriously? This isn't a soap opera. You are live tweeting these peoples pain. You want to be privately entertained, that is up to you, but broad casting someone else's problems is just wrong

Woman Live-Tweets 2 Wives At Airport Planning To Fly Cross-Country To Catch Cheating Husbands

This really doesn't belong to the whole world. Get a life and next time you'll find something worthful to do when you have to wait.

37 Of The Scariest Pumpkins Ever Carved

HOW BOUT FUCK YOU

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