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Coleen

Coleen

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Coleen

Coleen

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Ok. I'm tired of being called a lazy panda, so here goes. I think I should change my display name to "Coleen Really Wishes She Had Chosen A Better Display Name," because I didn't realize that it was going to be my screen name. I live in central California; I'm divorced and retired. I'm sixty, but choose to believe I don't look it. I have a grown son, who reminds me regularly that I do, in fact, look sixty. I do not remember what I look like with make-up, so I've been thinking of playing around with that recently. Also been thinking about starting a new career because I was bored with retirement even before the current quarantine started. I hope to be able to say to my grandchildren, who do not yet exist, that during the great quarantine of 2020 I did something more than sit on my butt and make snide and/or witty replies on Bored Panda. Not that I don't enjoy doing that. Y'all have a great day now, and what's the deal with all the people wanting to be Foxxy?!

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