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Ellen Schaeffer • upvoted 9 items 3 years ago

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

I totally agree with Andy. Plus - "scraps" and "free samples" are really a different thing. Your mom must be great.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

"I swear I didn't realise I ordered that many" is what I tell my boyfriend when my order or new shoes is delivered.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

I totally agree with Andy. Plus - "scraps" and "free samples" are really a different thing. Your mom must be great.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

"I swear I didn't realise I ordered that many" is what I tell my boyfriend when my order or new shoes is delivered.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

So, it was done by necessity and not due to lack of common decency then. Your case is understandable. Hers is most certainly not.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

My Mother carpeted five, no six, rooms of our house by collecting carpet scraps from the carpet stores in our town, and I, as a kid, helped her lay it in patterns. It looked great! It was just my Mom, me and three sisters so my mother had to be resourceful as we had little money. She did a fantastic job.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

Willing to bet money that was her actual intention.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

I would've swept this 'mistake' under my gazillion tiny rugs tbh

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

This lady is an idiot! "I swear I didn't realize I ordered this many", yeah who doesn't realize how many times they click an order button on Amazon.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

Human by it self is environmentally friendly. /s nothing what you do to help nature is enough to repay for all that what you take from environmentally just by living every day life.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

So in other word you got....wait for it... *carpet burn*

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Ellen Schaeffer • commented on a post 4 years ago

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

I've had babies; She's pregnant 🤰 There's your independent source. 😊

Ellen Schaeffer • upvoted 13 items 4 years ago

Being Gay Was A Sin They Said

7 Differences Between Dog Lovers And Dog Parents

Dude. This post is epic.

7 Differences Between Dog Lovers And Dog Parents

And must get kisses!!!

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Ellen Schaeffer • upvoted 7 items 5 years ago

7 Differences Between Dog Lovers And Dog Parents

I'm just glad that I'm not a freak. I'm just a dog parent.

7 Differences Between Dog Lovers And Dog Parents

Me during the ASPCA commercials

7 Differences Between Dog Lovers And Dog Parents

I'm just glad that I'm not a freak. I'm just a dog parent.

7 Differences Between Dog Lovers And Dog Parents

Me during the ASPCA commercials

7 Differences Between Dog Lovers And Dog Parents

Definitely

7 Differences Between Dog Lovers And Dog Parents

I see , doglovers don´t have dogs...!

7 Differences Between Dog Lovers And Dog Parents

OMG! YES! All. The. Time!

Animals, Comics

7 Differences Between Dog Lovers And Dog Parents

windows-doors-of-the-world-andre-vicente-goncalves-10

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Ellen Schaeffer • upvoted 6 items 6 years ago

New Hand-Drawn Winged Scarves That Will Turn You Into A Bird

Heh, me and my bro both have a white version of the fourth one, his with black ink I think, mine with purplish ink. Any of these really work well for both a man or woman. But I get what you mean about the tail feathers. Doesn't mean a woman can't rock it.

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New Hand-Drawn Winged Scarves That Will Turn You Into A Bird

Fashion

New Hand-Drawn Winged Scarves That Will Turn You Into A Bird

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Trump/pantyliner

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

The donut wore it better!!

Funny

This Sushi Has Donald Trump's Hair

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

Don't insult this beautiful bird!! What has it ever done to you?!?!? Lol

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Ellen Schaeffer • commented on 4 posts 6 years ago

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

On the bottom...erm...under the liner.

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

The white-rind lips! SMH, why didn't I think of that?

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

On the bottom...erm...under the liner.

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

The white-rind lips! SMH, why didn't I think of that?

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

Haha!!

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

No, no, no. Trolls have friendly little faces, happy smiles, and nice-colored skin. Plus they have lots of hair straight from their little rubber scalps. Comb-overs not needed.

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Ellen Schaeffer • submitted a list addition 6 years ago

83 Things You Can't Unsee

Ellen Schaeffer • commented on a post 4 years ago

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

I've had babies; She's pregnant 🤰 There's your independent source. 😊

Ellen Schaeffer • commented on 9 posts 6 years ago

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

On the bottom...erm...under the liner.

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

The white-rind lips! SMH, why didn't I think of that?

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

Haha!!

48 Things That Look Just Like Donald Trump

No, no, no. Trolls have friendly little faces, happy smiles, and nice-colored skin. Plus they have lots of hair straight from their little rubber scalps. Comb-overs not needed.

Best Friends Build Their Own Tiny Town To Grow Old Together

Look at the picture with a guitar on shelf. To the right, a glimpse of the little kitchen area. They can eat in the huge room right there.

Best Friends Build Their Own Tiny Town To Grow Old Together

I saw that & can only hope there's a pocket door or *something* separating the areas when needed!

83 Things You Can't Unsee

But not at Baker's Beach in Westport MA, unless someone wanted to lose their membership....which would be the awkward part.

83 Things You Can't Unsee

Taking a wild guess here....he's been using those veins a lot.

83 Things You Can't Unsee

Call now and you'll get not one 1 bird at this limited-time-offer price. For the price of S&H we'll send you a 2nd bird free...

Ellen Schaeffer • commented on 2 posts 7 years ago

14 Brilliant Bathroom Design Ideas

Definitely......srry, it's the one word I correct. "definately" - all over blogs but makes u look uneducated. You don't want that!

Artist Turns Her 2-Year-Old's Sketches Into Paintings

There's a boundary issue here. Mom exploits daughter's expressions of art, takes over and turns them into Mommy's (better) art. Sad.

Ellen Schaeffer • upvoted 9 items 3 years ago

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

I totally agree with Andy. Plus - "scraps" and "free samples" are really a different thing. Your mom must be great.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

"I swear I didn't realise I ordered that many" is what I tell my boyfriend when my order or new shoes is delivered.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

So, it was done by necessity and not due to lack of common decency then. Your case is understandable. Hers is most certainly not.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

Willing to bet money that was her actual intention.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

I would've swept this 'mistake' under my gazillion tiny rugs tbh

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

This lady is an idiot! "I swear I didn't realize I ordered this many", yeah who doesn't realize how many times they click an order button on Amazon.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

Human by it self is environmentally friendly. /s nothing what you do to help nature is enough to repay for all that what you take from environmentally just by living every day life.

Woman Thinks She Hacked Amazon By Ordering A Ton Of Free Carpet Samples, Regrets It Immediately

So in other word you got....wait for it... *carpet burn*

Ellen Schaeffer • upvoted 11 items 4 years ago

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

I still think they need to verify it with a third independent source.

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

Agreed - off to the proctologist.

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

Vamingo!

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

The word needed is vulva

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

On the bright side, that's one outfit that a visit from the proverbial Aunt Flo can't ruin!

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

That would not be her vagina...it would be her vulva. Why does everyone confuse the two?

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

damn you lulu lemon

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

Wow if your shit is this colour you may need to see a doctor....

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

It looks like menstrual leakage to me!

155 Of The Funniest Design Fails By Crappy Design""

Why do I get the feeling that this was intentional?

Being Gay Was A Sin They Said

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