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Grumpy old git in the UK. Work in engineering. Also have lion taming expertise, we have 5 cats ;o)

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Mark Howell • upvoted 12 items 5 hours ago

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

Made me chuckle!

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

The lady and the tramp - grey shades edition.

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Lifetime regret in 3...2...1...

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Someone is very evil 👿 very very evil 😈

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Mark Howell • commented on 6 posts 7 hours ago

40 Times Foxes Were Caught Being The Cutest

Did the fox 'Askja' for the photo shoot .... I'm gone ;o)

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

We have one near Manchester (UK), Bleakholt, where you can walk as many of them as you want; even adopt if you like. That's how they get some of their money to look after all the different animals

40 Times Foxes Were Caught Being The Cutest

Did the fox 'Askja' for the photo shoot .... I'm gone ;o)

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

We have one near Manchester (UK), Bleakholt, where you can walk as many of them as you want; even adopt if you like. That's how they get some of their money to look after all the different animals

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

Ours made a point of limping for a day whenever he met someone when out with us, just for the sympathy scritches

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Dwarf battle bread rom diskworld

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Quality control inspection ;o)

50 Wholesome Rescue Pet Pics To Heal Your Soul (June Edition)

'You are acceptable hooman' ;o)

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Mark Howell • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

Work-Week-Memes

ManOfDoors reply

Thought i would share this, irish philosophy when it’s best 😜 Why Worry In life, there are only two things to worry about— Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about— Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you die, there are only two things to worry about— Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends You won’t have time to worry!

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My dog will always love me no matter how bad I f**k up in life. Although it might be a bit sad, she truly is my best friend.

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Mark Howell • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

30 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

I guess I'm a bonsai, then!

30 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

What was his stance on liver and Chianti?

Mark Howell • commented on a post 3 days ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

At least we didn't miss the party ;o)

Mark Howell • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

They must have a lot of power ball winners there.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Don’t you mean [self-unalive-making]?

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

They must have a lot of power ball winners there.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Don’t you mean [self-unalive-making]?

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

99% of my floor have not been explored. Woo, yuck!

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Mark Howell • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

I swiped right ;o)

Mark Howell • upvoted 6 items 4 days ago

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

Please stop cutting off dogs' ears.

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Yeah, is it ok that I really enjoyed lock down?

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

Please stop cutting off dogs' ears.

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Yeah, is it ok that I really enjoyed lock down?

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

I've heard some s**t

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

Disney did a lot of dirty.

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

This is not a porcupine. This is an echidna.

30 Of The Biggest No-Nos When Visiting These Countries, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Just go with somebody you can outrun.

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Mark Howell • upvoted an item 5 days ago

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

Relatable

Mark Howell • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

"Fluffy Food Thieves": 38 Of The Best Photos Of Pets Trying To Steal Food Or Beverages, As Shared By The Panda Community

We gained a stray once, when he started eating food left for hedgehogs. Got a pic of him on one side of the plate and a couple of hoglets on the other.

"Fluffy Food Thieves": 38 Of The Best Photos Of Pets Trying To Steal Food Or Beverages, As Shared By The Panda Community

Just rinsing her mouth after washing her nether regions ;o)

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Mark Howell • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post Pictures Proving Cats And Dogs Can Be Best Friends (Closed)

Mark Howell • submitted 2 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize You Are Getting Old? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's An Anxiety Coping Mechanism That Works For You? (Closed)

Mark Howell • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Favorite Movie Villain, And Why? (Closed)

Mark Howell • submitted 2 list additions 11 months ago

Hey ADHD And Autistic Pandas, Share Your Coping Mechanisms (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About Something You’re Proud Of (Closed)

Mark Howell • submitted 5 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Show All Your Pets (Closed)

Hey Pandas With A Disability Or Disorder, What’s The Worst Thing Someone Has Said To You About It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Summarise A Book In Five Words Or Less And We'll Try To Guess What Book It Is (Closed)

Mark Howell • commented on 6 posts 7 hours ago

40 Times Foxes Were Caught Being The Cutest

Did the fox 'Askja' for the photo shoot .... I'm gone ;o)

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

We have one near Manchester (UK), Bleakholt, where you can walk as many of them as you want; even adopt if you like. That's how they get some of their money to look after all the different animals

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

Ours made a point of limping for a day whenever he met someone when out with us, just for the sympathy scritches

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Dwarf battle bread rom diskworld

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Quality control inspection ;o)

50 Wholesome Rescue Pet Pics To Heal Your Soul (June Edition)

'You are acceptable hooman' ;o)

Mark Howell • commented on a post 3 days ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

At least we didn't miss the party ;o)

Mark Howell • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

I swiped right ;o)

Mark Howell • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

"Fluffy Food Thieves": 38 Of The Best Photos Of Pets Trying To Steal Food Or Beverages, As Shared By The Panda Community

We gained a stray once, when he started eating food left for hedgehogs. Got a pic of him on one side of the plate and a couple of hoglets on the other.

"Fluffy Food Thieves": 38 Of The Best Photos Of Pets Trying To Steal Food Or Beverages, As Shared By The Panda Community

Just rinsing her mouth after washing her nether regions ;o)

Mark Howell • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

"What It's Like To Have A Cat": 40 Illustrations By This Artist (New Pics)

Get well soon

This Facebook Page Shares Funny, Interesting And Weird Vintage Ads And Commercials, And Most Of Them Hilariously Fail The Test Of Time

need a banana for scale ;o)

This Facebook Page Shares Funny, Interesting And Weird Vintage Ads And Commercials, And Most Of Them Hilariously Fail The Test Of Time

They were good till you slowed down or lost rhythm

Mark Howell • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Having been to a Walmart in Orlando, they did indeed have a gun section. You just couldn't put ammo in a trolley that contained alchohol.

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

It was a police gun from Uvalde

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

We have found something smaller than the Planck length ;o)

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

The english language is the British museum of linguistics, we steal the best words for ourselves. ;o)

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

Keeps the visitors away

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

The GP stays away but the doctor with the men in white coats still visits ;o)

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

I am old enough to remember when this was stylish and de rigueur ;o)

Mark Howell • upvoted 19 items 6 hours ago

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

You mean like the Dwarf bread from Terry Prattchet series?

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

The more Pratchett fans, the better!

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

This is what I imagine when reading Terry Pratchett's descriptions of dwarf battle bread!

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Beat me to it 😆

40 Times Foxes Were Caught Being The Cutest

I need some fox seeds.

What You See When You Zoom In On A Sleeping Fox

Work-Week-Memes

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

Made me chuckle!

Work-Week-Memes

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My dog will always love me no matter how bad I f**k up in life. Although it might be a bit sad, she truly is my best friend.

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