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StormWolf • commented on a post 3 days ago

‘Old Photos In Real Life’: 30 Pics That Show How Much Time Affects Everything (New Pics)

...i was about to ask why there's a 6 now carved into the entryway...

StormWolf • upvoted an item 3 days ago

This Comics Artist Makes People Laugh With Single-Panel Jokes (40 New Pics)

Sorry, but the correct term is Card SharP.

StormWolf • upvoted an item 6 days ago

Are You Poopin?!

StormWolf • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

"What It's Like To Have A Cat": 40 Illustrations By This Artist (New Pics)

Women Share 30 Times Men Came Across As Creeps Without Realizing It

Lmao, a guy I was seeing did this all the time. Me: 5'1" 110lbs. Him: 6'2" 260lbs. Last time he blocked my exit I grabbed his hand and slowly bent his middle finger back (the aim was to hurt and scare, not to break bones) and it worked a treat. I realised I'd gotten the upper hand (sorry) when he squeaked the word "...mommmmmy". You def had to be there but seeing this aggressive, sadistic hairy giant yell for his mother as he encountered one of the rare people in his life who wouldn't be his victim was *chef's kiss*

"What It's Like To Have A Cat": 40 Illustrations By This Artist (New Pics)

If you zoom in you can see them. Drawn very faintly ;)

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StormWolf • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

Women Share 30 Times Men Came Across As Creeps Without Realizing It

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

She is clearly somehow genetically linked to my own mother-dearest. The duplicitous-b***h gene is strong in these ones...

StormWolf • commented on 5 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

I recently saw a show that talked about the dipping of blood at executions, as the blood of those whose lives are stopped from taking their natural course was thought to have restorative properties. The blood of an executed royal would have been even more sought after. Macabre as hell but interesting to learn what random things we used to believe

30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

"Now in his 40s, Vespucci decided to leave business behind and embark on a life of exploration while he still could." Gee thanks for making this 44yr old feel ancient lol

30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

"Now in his 40s, Vespucci decided to leave business behind and embark on a life of exploration while he still could." Gee thanks for making this 44yr old feel ancient lol

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

Three stages of Boi: Good, Gooder, Goodest!

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

Such soulful eyes

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

r/suspiciouslyspecific ...lol

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StormWolf • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

But what about the dog?

30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

The person in the British poster is Lord Kitchener. He was the head of the army and died on a ship that had been torpedoed in 1915.

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

But what about the dog?

30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

The person in the British poster is Lord Kitchener. He was the head of the army and died on a ship that had been torpedoed in 1915.

30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

And the US succeeded in becoming an independent nation only thanks to France and Spain ...

30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

Fun facts about dinosaurs : Actually the very first dinosaur bone discovery ever documented dates back to 1677, by Robert Plot, an English naturalist, member of the Royal Society of London and first Professor of Chemistry at the University of Oxford. He drew what was later recognized as the femur of a Megalosaurus but he thought it was some kind of crystallisations of mineral salts with a coincidental zoological form. And Richard Owen, a Scottish-born geologist, natural scientist, educator, and American military officer is credited for inventing the word "dinosaur", in 1842. It's a contraption of Greek deinos "fearful" + sauros "lizard"

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StormWolf • commented on 11 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Historic Photos And The Stories Behind Them, Shared By The Instagram Page "History Colored"

Genuinely thought for a sec that his waistcoat was an extension of an awesome beard lol

50 Historic Photos And The Stories Behind Them, Shared By The Instagram Page "History Colored"

Pictured: Trotsky, the woman he shared a bed with...and his wife ;)

50 Historic Photos And The Stories Behind Them, Shared By The Instagram Page "History Colored"

Genuinely thought for a sec that his waistcoat was an extension of an awesome beard lol

50 Historic Photos And The Stories Behind Them, Shared By The Instagram Page "History Colored"

Pictured: Trotsky, the woman he shared a bed with...and his wife ;)

"Australia Is Wider Than The Moon": 35 Mind-Blowing Geography Facts They Never Taught You In School

Also, all of England fits into Cape Town (city of my birth, located on southern coast of South Africa). That concept blew my mind when I first moved here 25yrs ago

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

Agreed. KC is in a class all his own

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

Is she the only one unaware that this screams "I wish it was me marrying my son!!!"

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

If I was a dude and my bride wore a tribute to another fella on our big day, I'd be feeling damn inadequate... Even if it was Trump

30 Times Kids Told Their Parents Incredibly Creepy Things

Maybe to encourage her to reveal where she learned the concept, if it's a source of anxiety etc? Better than avoidance, just keep the dialogue age-appropriate

30 Times Kids Told Their Parents Incredibly Creepy Things

What kind of demented activities do the 5yr olds you know indulge in?

30 Times Kids Told Their Parents Incredibly Creepy Things

Telling kindergartners to swarm a gunman...wt actual f, people?!

30 Times Kids Told Their Parents Incredibly Creepy Things

She's not wrong though...

25 Dark Humor Comics I Drew To Escape From My Everyday Life

Thanks, Aurora. I'm even sorrier that kids are still going through things like that today and- knowing humanity- will still be doing so 100yrs from now...

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StormWolf • upvoted 10 items 3 weeks ago

50 Historic Photos And The Stories Behind Them, Shared By The Instagram Page "History Colored"

f**k your "master race".

"Australia Is Wider Than The Moon": 35 Mind-Blowing Geography Facts They Never Taught You In School

Yeah, but since the letter M in mackerel is neither silent nor invisible, this is debatable if it is truly the same letter. I think a better argument would be the (mostly) unspoken and invisible questionmark in both words 🤔 😉

50 Historic Photos And The Stories Behind Them, Shared By The Instagram Page "History Colored"

f**k your "master race".

"Australia Is Wider Than The Moon": 35 Mind-Blowing Geography Facts They Never Taught You In School

30 Times Kids Told Their Parents Incredibly Creepy Things

When I was little my dad was a firefighter. In the middle of the night one of his fellow firefighters pounded on our door to wake my dad because there was a huge explosion in our town. Dad left and I went back to sleep on the couch. My mom came out to check on me and said I was talking in my sleep. I had said "3 men fell in the fire." The next day we found out 3 firemen fell into the fire and died. Thank god my dad wasn't one of them.

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

The bride is fine - him smelling her armpit - not so much.

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

Nah, leave this girl alone. She’s selling her dress because her ex is a jerk. She deserves her bit of revenge.

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

Stop shaming the jail weddings. These women are expressing their commitment when these guys are at their lowest. I don't judge this. I'm touched by it. It's beautiful that she wants him more than she wants a big blow out that people usually only throw to impress other people.

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

He's Kurt Cobain. It's not going to be normal. Don't care about this one.

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

And the consonants don't improve it.

40 Humorous Comics About Random Things Made By This Artist

nice, the orichinal version in Tscherman. Wunderbar! vielem danke

New_journey868 reply

My son was around 3 at the time. Kept refusing to go downstairs as that’s where angel man was, and angel man wanted to hurt the family

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StormWolf • commented on a post 1 month ago

40 Humorous Comics About Random Things Made By This Artist

Wer mag der Herr wohl von diesem Häuschen sein?

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StormWolf • commented on a post 3 days ago

‘Old Photos In Real Life’: 30 Pics That Show How Much Time Affects Everything (New Pics)

...i was about to ask why there's a 6 now carved into the entryway...

StormWolf • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

Women Share 30 Times Men Came Across As Creeps Without Realizing It

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

She is clearly somehow genetically linked to my own mother-dearest. The duplicitous-b***h gene is strong in these ones...

StormWolf • commented on 5 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

"Now in his 40s, Vespucci decided to leave business behind and embark on a life of exploration while he still could." Gee thanks for making this 44yr old feel ancient lol

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

Three stages of Boi: Good, Gooder, Goodest!

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

Such soulful eyes

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

r/suspiciouslyspecific ...lol

StormWolf • commented on 11 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Historic Photos And The Stories Behind Them, Shared By The Instagram Page "History Colored"

Genuinely thought for a sec that his waistcoat was an extension of an awesome beard lol

50 Historic Photos And The Stories Behind Them, Shared By The Instagram Page "History Colored"

Pictured: Trotsky, the woman he shared a bed with...and his wife ;)

"Australia Is Wider Than The Moon": 35 Mind-Blowing Geography Facts They Never Taught You In School

Also, all of England fits into Cape Town (city of my birth, located on southern coast of South Africa). That concept blew my mind when I first moved here 25yrs ago

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

Agreed. KC is in a class all his own

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

Is she the only one unaware that this screams "I wish it was me marrying my son!!!"

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

If I was a dude and my bride wore a tribute to another fella on our big day, I'd be feeling damn inadequate... Even if it was Trump

30 Times Kids Told Their Parents Incredibly Creepy Things

Maybe to encourage her to reveal where she learned the concept, if it's a source of anxiety etc? Better than avoidance, just keep the dialogue age-appropriate

30 Times Kids Told Their Parents Incredibly Creepy Things

What kind of demented activities do the 5yr olds you know indulge in?

30 Times Kids Told Their Parents Incredibly Creepy Things

Telling kindergartners to swarm a gunman...wt actual f, people?!

30 Times Kids Told Their Parents Incredibly Creepy Things

She's not wrong though...

25 Dark Humor Comics I Drew To Escape From My Everyday Life

Thanks, Aurora. I'm even sorrier that kids are still going through things like that today and- knowing humanity- will still be doing so 100yrs from now...

StormWolf • commented on a post 1 month ago

40 Humorous Comics About Random Things Made By This Artist

Wer mag der Herr wohl von diesem Häuschen sein?

StormWolf • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

This Comics Artist Makes People Laugh With Single-Panel Jokes (40 New Pics)

Sorry, but the correct term is Card SharP.

Are You Poopin?!

StormWolf • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

"What It's Like To Have A Cat": 40 Illustrations By This Artist (New Pics)

They're there

"What It's Like To Have A Cat": 40 Illustrations By This Artist (New Pics)

If you zoom in you can see them. Drawn very faintly ;)

Women Share 30 Times Men Came Across As Creeps Without Realizing It

StormWolf • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

The person in the British poster is Lord Kitchener. He was the head of the army and died on a ship that had been torpedoed in 1915.

30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

And the US succeeded in becoming an independent nation only thanks to France and Spain ...

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

But what about the dog?

StormWolf • upvoted 10 items 3 weeks ago

50 Historic Photos And The Stories Behind Them, Shared By The Instagram Page "History Colored"

f**k your "master race".

"Australia Is Wider Than The Moon": 35 Mind-Blowing Geography Facts They Never Taught You In School

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

Nah, leave this girl alone. She’s selling her dress because her ex is a jerk. She deserves her bit of revenge.

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

The bride is fine - him smelling her armpit - not so much.

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

He's Kurt Cobain. It's not going to be normal. Don't care about this one.

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

And the consonants don't improve it.

30 Times Kids Told Their Parents Incredibly Creepy Things

New_journey868 reply

My son was around 3 at the time. Kept refusing to go downstairs as that’s where angel man was, and angel man wanted to hurt the family

25 Dark Humor Comics I Drew To Escape From My Everyday Life

That was me in my house as a kid, but voluntarily lol. My siblings couldn't handle physical punishment and my mother was a hitter. I was apparently born with zero fûcks to give and could shrug it off, so many times I gave myself up for a crime I did not commit ;)

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