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Jesper Rasmussen • commented on 26 posts 1 year ago

Guy Builds A VHS ‘Store’ In His Basement And It Might Give You Nostalgia (16 Pics)

I have to ask: Is there a ‘specal room’ with a curtain covering the door?

Netflix Asks Brands For X-Rated Jokes On Twitter, And The Replies Are Hilarious (65 Tweets)

I Prefer Coke 😉

Guy Builds A VHS ‘Store’ In His Basement And It Might Give You Nostalgia (16 Pics)

I have to ask: Is there a ‘specal room’ with a curtain covering the door?

Netflix Asks Brands For X-Rated Jokes On Twitter, And The Replies Are Hilarious (65 Tweets)

I Prefer Coke 😉

45 Puns That Are So Bad They're Good

Beer may not make you smart, Carlsberg. Nope ... didn’t work.

Woman Gives Her Boyfriend Of 3 Years An 'Out' After Getting Cancer, He Proposes Instead

What?

People Are Posting Their Decade Transformations And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

Combined wight loss: 487 kg.

Impressive “Ghost Plane” Performance Out Of 800 Drones Appeared At Chinese Air Show

@sveta. No free press. Only one party allowed. I’m pretty sure what they are.

Impressive “Ghost Plane” Performance Out Of 800 Drones Appeared At Chinese Air Show

Cina is a dictatorship - and yet we buy most of our stuff there 🤔

The Fastest Man-Made Object Might Be A Nuclear-Powered Manhole Cover Which Reached 125,000 MPH

Would a metal object, going that fast through air, not burn up in a matter of seconds?

45 Animal Fake Facts That Will Crack You Up

Is this a bible belt school book?

The Way This Guy Made Sure He Got His Lost Camera Back Is Genius

One could also stick a little QR-code on the camera with the text “if found scan this for info”. Not so funny, but easier.

Here Are 30 Things That You Probably Were Told To Be The Truth, But Actually Aren't

It’s OK to be vegan. But is not natural for humans to be vegan. No cultures have been or are vegan, but some cultures - like inuits - are almost only eating meat and other animal deriving foods :-)

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

Layne??

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

I call it ‘vodka yoga’.

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

Da!

Here’s How Celebrities Dressed Up For Halloween (50 Pics)

Try Netflix 😉

Mom Illustrates What Raising Kids Is Like In 30 Honest Comics

Heres some advice from a parent of 3: If you’re not prepared to do the hard work, don’t be a parent. If you are so upset about the kids goes with you to the bathroom, lock the door. Many dads actually do a great job - if not, do something about it. And again: If you really feel like bitching over your life as a parent - then maybe it’s not the right job for you. Kids are wonderful and takes a LOT of work 24-7 for many years. That’s just how it is - accept it.

Mom Illustrates What Raising Kids Is Like In 30 Honest Comics

I have three kids - two of the twins - and I don’t recall it being like that at all.

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

It eas a serious wuestion. And I ask for problems with the waste - not reactors melting down and so on. Has nuclear waste caused problems?

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

Show me a place where nuclear waste is a problem.

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

Yup - such a hoot to have those.

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

Who saw Adam and Eve? They were the only pople in the universe.

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

Oh no, Dalai. Not from you!

30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

He’s been in the US too long.

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Jesper Rasmussen • upvoted 14 items 1 year ago

Guy Gets His Mailbox Ruined By A Snow Plow Every Snowfall, Gets Perfect Revenge

I'm on my 12th mailbox in 28 years. Vandals, snow plows, vindictive mail carriers, and the TWO, count them, TWO times a tree fell and the county just bulldozed it onto my front lawn taking out my mailbox both times. Now I take my mail box in every night and put it out every morning. Pain in the a$$, but this box has lasted me for 7 years!

32 UK Towns With Hilarious Names That Actually Exist

I want to add some Swedish goodies, like Cu**y (Fittja), Tourmented Ballsack (Pungpinan), Cockvagina (Snorrslida) , Menstruation Swamp (Mensträsk) ...

Guy Gets His Mailbox Ruined By A Snow Plow Every Snowfall, Gets Perfect Revenge

32 UK Towns With Hilarious Names That Actually Exist

I want to add some Swedish goodies, like Cu**y (Fittja), Tourmented Ballsack (Pungpinan), Cockvagina (Snorrslida) , Menstruation Swamp (Mensträsk) ...

People Are Having Hard Time Believing This Cake Isn't Real Raw Turkey

Well done , but I would not like to have this on my desert plate.

People Are Having Hard Time Believing This Cake Isn't Real Raw Turkey

ART!

30 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections (New Pics)

I think dog, with receded (ahum.. decomposed) gums the teeth may look like this?

Tweets Shared By 40 Women That Made Others Crack Up

<3 honey figs

Tweets Shared By 40 Women That Made Others Crack Up

This could be any of my students ...

30 Recipes From The Past That Show How Everything Has Evolved, Even Our Taste

It is meltiiiinnnnggggg

Impressive “Ghost Plane” Performance Out Of 800 Drones Appeared At Chinese Air Show

Hong Kong: fighting for Human Rights and their lives China:...

Here Are 30 Things That You Probably Were Told To Be The Truth, But Actually Aren't

There is no evidence that Jesus was born. Period.

Here’s How Celebrities Dressed Up For Halloween (50 Pics)

She’s got the cheekbones

Mom Illustrates What Raising Kids Is Like In 30 Honest Comics

I hate this as a father, like we are incapable of caring for our children. And no, I'm not babysitting, I'm parenting

Mom Illustrates What Raising Kids Is Like In 30 Honest Comics

The toilet paper is hung in the wrong direction.

Mom Illustrates What Raising Kids Is Like In 30 Honest Comics

Stop the double standards, they're both doing good.

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Jesper Rasmussen • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

Guy Builds A VHS ‘Store’ In His Basement And It Might Give You Nostalgia (16 Pics)

I have to ask: Is there a ‘specal room’ with a curtain covering the door?

Netflix Asks Brands For X-Rated Jokes On Twitter, And The Replies Are Hilarious (65 Tweets)

I Prefer Coke 😉

45 Puns That Are So Bad They're Good

Beer may not make you smart, Carlsberg. Nope ... didn’t work.

Woman Gives Her Boyfriend Of 3 Years An 'Out' After Getting Cancer, He Proposes Instead

What?

People Are Posting Their Decade Transformations And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

Combined wight loss: 487 kg.

Tweets Shared By 40 Women That Made Others Crack Up

I’m going to hang around the Eiffel Tower more 🤔

Tweets Shared By 40 Women That Made Others Crack Up

A water filter??

30 Recipes From The Past That Show How Everything Has Evolved, Even Our Taste

Google (pictures) “marineret sild” and you can see how pickled herring is served here in Denmark. Love it!

Impressive “Ghost Plane” Performance Out Of 800 Drones Appeared At Chinese Air Show

@sveta. No free press. Only one party allowed. I’m pretty sure what they are.

Impressive “Ghost Plane” Performance Out Of 800 Drones Appeared At Chinese Air Show

Cina is a dictatorship - and yet we buy most of our stuff there 🤔

The Fastest Man-Made Object Might Be A Nuclear-Powered Manhole Cover Which Reached 125,000 MPH

Would a metal object, going that fast through air, not burn up in a matter of seconds?

45 Animal Fake Facts That Will Crack You Up

Is this a bible belt school book?

The Way This Guy Made Sure He Got His Lost Camera Back Is Genius

One could also stick a little QR-code on the camera with the text “if found scan this for info”. Not so funny, but easier.

Here Are 30 Things That You Probably Were Told To Be The Truth, But Actually Aren't

It’s OK to be vegan. But is not natural for humans to be vegan. No cultures have been or are vegan, but some cultures - like inuits - are almost only eating meat and other animal deriving foods :-)

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

Layne??

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

I call it ‘vodka yoga’.

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

Da!

Here’s How Celebrities Dressed Up For Halloween (50 Pics)

Try Netflix 😉

Mom Illustrates What Raising Kids Is Like In 30 Honest Comics

I have three kids - two of the twins - and I don’t recall it being like that at all.

Jesper Rasmussen • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Guy Gets His Mailbox Ruined By A Snow Plow Every Snowfall, Gets Perfect Revenge

32 UK Towns With Hilarious Names That Actually Exist

I want to add some Swedish goodies, like Cu**y (Fittja), Tourmented Ballsack (Pungpinan), Cockvagina (Snorrslida) , Menstruation Swamp (Mensträsk) ...

People Are Having Hard Time Believing This Cake Isn't Real Raw Turkey

Well done , but I would not like to have this on my desert plate.

People Are Having Hard Time Believing This Cake Isn't Real Raw Turkey

ART!

30 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections (New Pics)

I think dog, with receded (ahum.. decomposed) gums the teeth may look like this?

Tweets Shared By 40 Women That Made Others Crack Up

<3 honey figs

Tweets Shared By 40 Women That Made Others Crack Up

This could be any of my students ...

30 Recipes From The Past That Show How Everything Has Evolved, Even Our Taste

It is meltiiiinnnnggggg

Impressive “Ghost Plane” Performance Out Of 800 Drones Appeared At Chinese Air Show

Hong Kong: fighting for Human Rights and their lives China:...

Here Are 30 Things That You Probably Were Told To Be The Truth, But Actually Aren't

There is no evidence that Jesus was born. Period.

Here’s How Celebrities Dressed Up For Halloween (50 Pics)

She’s got the cheekbones

Mom Illustrates What Raising Kids Is Like In 30 Honest Comics

I hate this as a father, like we are incapable of caring for our children. And no, I'm not babysitting, I'm parenting

Mom Illustrates What Raising Kids Is Like In 30 Honest Comics

The toilet paper is hung in the wrong direction.

Mom Illustrates What Raising Kids Is Like In 30 Honest Comics

Stop the double standards, they're both doing good.

Climate Change Activist Greta Thunberg Is Eternalized Using A 150-Year-Old Photography Technique

feeling stronger yet?

Climate Change Activist Greta Thunberg Is Eternalized Using A 150-Year-Old Photography Technique

Yeah. I'm not saying she's right or wrong, but it is weird (to me) to be "immortalizing" such a young kid with no life experience. Agree/disagree with her viewpoint on things, as a parent I would afraid for how this might affect my daughter in the future. I guess this is no different than child stars as we do the same to them. We preach climate change and not doing enough to prevent it...maybe we need put the same level of effort into preventing another Corey Feldman or Mcaulay Culkin. I realize that is the responsibility of the parents, but this just bothered me.

People Are Sharing Hilarious Literal Translations, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

To-og-halvtreds - directly translated: two-and-fifty

My 10 New Real Advertisements Of Major Companies That Show The Harsh Reality (Warning: Upsetting Content)

Despite the fact that these pictures display the truth, we, as consumers, have a major role to play too. I drive a car, and am equally guilty as Shell, Lukoil or any other company. But by taking the bicycle, or using a cotton tote bag for shopping, I can contribute to a better world for all

Iranian Music Streaming Site Removes All Female Singers From Their Album Covers, And It Looks Really Wrong

I can imagine that these rules are strange and terrifying for people from rest of the world especially women.rules like that you can't wear whatever you want! or our terrible censorship. here women go to jail for disobeying such rules and we have so many women rights activists who fight for simple rights that we had once(40 years ago). It's not easy at all for us. some of them even pay with our life to fight with these conditions. if you like you can read a sad example in this link https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-49646879

My 10 New Real Advertisements Of Major Companies That Show The Harsh Reality (Warning: Upsetting Content)

Despite people down voting you, i agree with you. I'm sure large numbers of animals has suffered from Nestle waste, but this seal isn't one of them.

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