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John Sampson • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

40 Cats That Fell Asleep In The Weirdest Places (New Pics)

Proving something?

Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (31 Pics)

Be careful what you ask for...probably valid in all these takes.

40 Cats That Fell Asleep In The Weirdest Places (New Pics)

Proving something?

Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (31 Pics)

Be careful what you ask for...probably valid in all these takes.

NASA’s Curiosity Has Been On Mars For More Than 7 Years And Here Are Its 30 Best Photos

Not possible!

30 Times People Broke Or Opened Things And Were Surprised By What They Found Inside

It could become a valuable item in a few years!

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John Sampson • commented on 5 posts 7 months ago

The Woman Who Refused To Cut Her Hair Since She Was 5 Is Now 34 Y.O. And Looks Like A Real-Life Rapunzel

She should do promotional work for a hair product company. She would probably make millions.

50 Fascinating Pics Of Rarely Seen Things

My friend Amber, her son was born.....???

The Woman Who Refused To Cut Her Hair Since She Was 5 Is Now 34 Y.O. And Looks Like A Real-Life Rapunzel

She should do promotional work for a hair product company. She would probably make millions.

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John Sampson • commented on 6 posts 8 months ago

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

... because he probably goes to the same tan parlour that the Donald does, but skimps on the time to save a few bucks...!

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

...lethality? Where did that drop out of? A Martian's garbage bin?

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

... because he probably goes to the same tan parlour that the Donald does, but skimps on the time to save a few bucks...!

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

...lethality? Where did that drop out of? A Martian's garbage bin?

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

Absolutely love this! The metric system is for same people.

27 Photos That Will Make You Understand Earth's Place In The Universe

So, having seen all of these pictures, projections, hypotheses, does anyone still believe that earth, that insignificant little speck, could by the wildest stretch of the imagination, be the only planet to support intelligent life, and this is just one galaxy!

40 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (New Pics)

...picture from Chernobyl?

40 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (New Pics)

...terrible roof, opportunistic cat...

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John Sampson • commented on 25 posts 9 months ago

Employee Totally Wrecks This 'Influencer' With 1,200 Followers Who Demanded A $1,500 Service For Free

Mmmm...why don't they just get a regular job, instead of all this pretense and B.S.! There is nothing as unconvincing as presenting yourself as an influencer!

30 Before And After Pics Of People Styled By Alexandr Rogov

Someone has yet to explain to me what the ripped jeans mean, besides an irrational flavour of the week!

Employee Totally Wrecks This 'Influencer' With 1,200 Followers Who Demanded A $1,500 Service For Free

Mmmm...why don't they just get a regular job, instead of all this pretense and B.S.! There is nothing as unconvincing as presenting yourself as an influencer!

30 Before And After Pics Of People Styled By Alexandr Rogov

Someone has yet to explain to me what the ripped jeans mean, besides an irrational flavour of the week!

30 Before And After Pics Of People Styled By Alexandr Rogov

Looks great!

Woman Posts Outfit Pics Her Boyfriend Hates, Captions Each One With A Quote From Him (30 Pics)

The jacket/coat is too straight. Take in the waist a bit.

Woman Posts Outfit Pics Her Boyfriend Hates, Captions Each One With A Quote From Him (30 Pics)

And it matches the Jag!

Woman Posts Outfit Pics Her Boyfriend Hates, Captions Each One With A Quote From Him (30 Pics)

The pole in the background that looks like an aerial is distracting!

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

There are none so strange as folk!

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

I wonder if he/she added a teaspoon of baking soda!

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

Seriously? You can't increase the size of the font?

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

I would like to know what he thinks when he sees himself 50 years down the line!

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

No, it tried to cross the road and did not quite make it.

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

He's in transition, give him time.

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

No pockets, is not a problem!

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

Clones are more common than we think. Or, the Martians are among us.

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

Not all sentient beings struggle to find a life. Sometimes life finds them!

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

Somehow, it make a lot of sense. She's in the pink now!

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

There might not be a free lunch in life, but a free ride, well, that's definitely on!

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

A glitch in the DNA!

30 Mind-Bending And Funny Photo Mash-Ups By Stephen Mcmennamy (New Pics)

More kitsch than cute.

30 Mind-Bending And Funny Photo Mash-Ups By Stephen Mcmennamy (New Pics)

Pity the wings are not fluttering.

This Guy Has Been A Plumber For 2 Years, And Here Are The Crazy Things He's Seen On The Job (30 Pics)

This is what happens when you invest in plastic sanitary-ware. Serves you damn right, now you've polluted your own environment.

Belgian Guy Documents Ugly Houses He Sees And They’re So Bad, It’s Hilarious (45 New Pics)

The multi-storey probably came after, but the house is...well...horrid!

30 Influencers That Deserved The Public Shaming They Got

Doesn't even know English! There is a huge difference between 'then' and 'than'. Don't rely on the spell-checker!

30 Influencers That Deserved The Public Shaming They Got

Wow! Lots of hungry people who have now found a way to live off gullible folk!

30 Influencers That Deserved The Public Shaming They Got

Yeah! I have 10 fingers and two of them just happen to be middle fingers. Wow! Some coincidence there! Good on you Joe.

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John Sampson • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

40 Cats That Fell Asleep In The Weirdest Places (New Pics)

Proving something?

Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (31 Pics)

Be careful what you ask for...probably valid in all these takes.

NASA’s Curiosity Has Been On Mars For More Than 7 Years And Here Are Its 30 Best Photos

Not possible!

30 Times People Broke Or Opened Things And Were Surprised By What They Found Inside

It could become a valuable item in a few years!

John Sampson • commented on 5 posts 7 months ago

The Woman Who Refused To Cut Her Hair Since She Was 5 Is Now 34 Y.O. And Looks Like A Real-Life Rapunzel

She should do promotional work for a hair product company. She would probably make millions.

50 Fascinating Pics Of Rarely Seen Things

My friend Amber, her son was born.....???

50 Fascinating Pics Of Rarely Seen Things

...and get high again...!

50 Fascinating Pics Of Rarely Seen Things

So, she couldn't give anyone the 'middle finger'!?!?

50 Fascinating Pics Of Rarely Seen Things

My girlfriend and I.......

John Sampson • commented on 6 posts 8 months ago

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

... because he probably goes to the same tan parlour that the Donald does, but skimps on the time to save a few bucks...!

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

...lethality? Where did that drop out of? A Martian's garbage bin?

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

Absolutely love this! The metric system is for same people.

27 Photos That Will Make You Understand Earth's Place In The Universe

40 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (New Pics)

...picture from Chernobyl?

40 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (New Pics)

...terrible roof, opportunistic cat...

John Sampson • commented on 5 posts 9 months ago

Employee Totally Wrecks This 'Influencer' With 1,200 Followers Who Demanded A $1,500 Service For Free

Mmmm...why don't they just get a regular job, instead of all this pretense and B.S.! There is nothing as unconvincing as presenting yourself as an influencer!

30 Before And After Pics Of People Styled By Alexandr Rogov

Someone has yet to explain to me what the ripped jeans mean, besides an irrational flavour of the week!

30 Before And After Pics Of People Styled By Alexandr Rogov

Looks great!

Woman Posts Outfit Pics Her Boyfriend Hates, Captions Each One With A Quote From Him (30 Pics)

The jacket/coat is too straight. Take in the waist a bit.

Woman Posts Outfit Pics Her Boyfriend Hates, Captions Each One With A Quote From Him (30 Pics)

And it matches the Jag!

John Sampson • upvoted an item 2 years ago

50 Times That People Spoke Words So Profound, They Literally Changed Lives

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