Bored Panda

Myxomatosis

Community Member

Myxomatosis

Community Member

Follow (66) Unfollow

0 posts

1.2K comments

20.8K upvotes

721 points

Over Educated Smartypants:

Photography, photographic chemical engineering & then found myself in medicine.

Hobies include ornithology, veterinary sciences, horticulture and WoW.

Follow (66) Unfollow

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

Myxomatosis • upvoted 5 items 4 weeks ago

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

I posted this below, but I feel like it is important. At this time it is NOT ILLEGAL to use headphones!! (Deaf people drive.) **However,** it is (in most states) illegal to use your phone while driving UNLESS hands-free or with HEADPHONES!! **As a legal requirement, I AM mandated** to relay the following information: Please refer to your individual State's statutes (usually under transportation) for all laws and regulations regarding driving, phones, texting, handsfree, and headphones. I use mine as earmuffs and in stores without sound. <- Try it sometime. :)

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

It is NOT ILLEGAL!! (Deaf people drive.) However, it is (in most states) illegal to use your phone while driving UNLESS hands-free or with HEADPHONES!! **As a legal requirement, I AM mandated** to relay the following information: Please refer to your individual State's statutes (usually under transportation) for all laws and regulations regarding driving, phones, texting, handsfree, and headphones.

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

You press BOTH AT THE SAME TIME and downshift to slow down your TWO-TON DEATH MACHINE! Driving a Standard Transmission IS EASY! My 6-speed comes with a "MILLENNIAL ANTI-THEFT DEVICE" with TWO gears "under" two others WITHOUT sounds in the cabin if you shift into reverse (while moving forward) or a collar on the stick shift to unlock as some Volvo and VW cars have. Downshifting is your best friend. It slows your vehicle down FAST. Saves your brakes, clutch, and gas. See a cop? Need to slow down without tapping your brakes? DOWNSHIFT!!!

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

My Father came home in a *tiny* box with the same label. EDIT: He WANTED to be donated to science (Anatomical Donation) and went to our local med school in time for their current class. When the Special USPS Mailman handed over my Dad and I said, "S**t! He's heavy! That's okay... He's my father" singing the last part, the Mailman went white as a sheet. I was laughing so hard that my Father's ashes weighed over 10lbs and trying to apologize as well, that I did not notice he had backed away in shock! My Father died at 52 from lung cancer (I was 26). He was also an alcoholic who only drank Bombay Sapphire. A Bombay bottle is his urn. I am an only child/daughter, was his caregiver, and more. *Please remember, body donations TEACH DOCTORS HOW to CARE FOR US!*

Show All 5 Upvotes

Myxomatosis • commented on 4 posts 4 weeks ago

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Show All 4 Comments

Myxomatosis • upvoted 31 items 1 month ago

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Malaysian airlines flight 103!

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

When I pass I want as much humor as possible! I thought it was funny too. And yes, the wife of the deceased might be a bit more touchy - which is completely understandable. After my dad passed, my mom had my dad's ashes. My brother wanted them and they would steal dad back and forth. Drove me crazy. Then one gathering I spread newspapers out on the kitchen table and dumped dad out and gave them each half. Stayed peacefully that way and when my mom passed, my brother took her too and put dad back in one urn.

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Malaysian airlines flight 103!

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

That's why is best to give your loved ones so many goofy, fun, happy memories that there's no room for tears of sadness.

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

We have wild horses in Dülmen, Germany.

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

It's an RCS facility. For measuring radar cross sections of airplanes (and anything else). There are several in the south west of the U.S. The object to be tested is mounted on the right side of the strip, the radar (and other RF) signals are generated and measured by the antennae located of the left side. The strip is not for landing planes but for controlling radar reflections.

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

It's in the middle of the Danube Delta, there are no real roads and cars could only be transported on boats/ferries. Letea is a protected area, the last area with wild horses in Europe, as far as I know (not the ones pulling the carriage, obviously).

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

I aspire to be a plant. This lady is living my dream

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

I think I know where the settings of my comics are

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

Wait, there’s a place called normal?

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

I, For One, Welcome Our New Arachnid Overlords!!

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

Spawning a building

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

Drowning. I was looking for a drawn shed and I could not figure it out.

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

He looks like he's just casually taking his daily walk lol

Pics, Technology

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

What's the other thing - a little further out in the water?

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

Was that the selling point?

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

Minecraft biomes be like:

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

It’s a prison in France

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

You didn't see nothing

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

If only it was a Rick roll ... they would be immortalised!!

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

Mothman!

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

poor Bojack and his depression :(

30 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Maps, They Just Had To Share Them

Surprised BP have not censored it.

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Then crash from the sky, and sleep with the fish!

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Malaysian airlines flight 103!

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

If cutting your life short is something you wish...

Escaped Prisoner Found Near A Jail

It's Just A Little Longer, Doc

I Think The Matrix Is Low On Energy

It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's A... Flying Rabbit In Poland?! 49.9179962,19.9373255

Declaration Of Love I Found On The Island Of Gotland, Sweden

Show All 31 Upvotes

This Panda hasn't posted anything yet

Myxomatosis • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, When Did You Stop Believing In Santa, And Why? (Closed)

Myxomatosis • commented on 4 posts 4 weeks ago

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Myxomatosis • commented on 16 posts 1 month ago

Man Deposits Money He Won At Casino, Fiancée Trashes Entire Room Trying To Find It So She Can Pay Off Her Debts

Marriage is purely a financial transaction. You are literally marrying the other's debt. Assuming 50% responsibility. *Love does not require marriage.*

50 Times People Were So Surprised With How Perfectly Things Lined Up, They Just Had To Document It

I saw the vertebra

50 Times People Were So Surprised With How Perfectly Things Lined Up, They Just Had To Document It

Omg!!! THANK YOU! I have this and lost my R Arrow!

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

I cannot put my life-sized Bender (who is shiny) on my desk.

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

https://www.birdsofpreynorthwest.org/beauty-and-the-beak

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

https://www.birdsofpreynorthwest.org/beauty-and-the-beak

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

It no longer fits. https://www.birdsofpreynorthwest.org/beauty-and-the-beak

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

It was a ' muriKKKan WHO DID THIS: https://www.birdsofpreynorthwest.org/beauty-and-the-beak

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

They don't sound pathetic. Their cry is extremely hard on the ears for 70 plus% of the population. One sound for all B.O.P keeps it simple.

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

Plain ol ' muriKKKa.

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

Don Jr.

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

Only man-made objects

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

https://www.birdsofpreynorthwest.org/beauty-and-the-beak

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

~ Eagles "Chirp" THIS WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT: https://www.birdsofpreynorthwest.org/beauty-and-the-beak

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

Purposefully shot: https://www.birdsofpreynorthwest.org/beauty-and-the-beak

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

Probably Trump's kids considering what they do in Africa

Myxomatosis • upvoted 20 items 4 weeks ago

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

New rock.group name?

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

That’s the joke

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

... are they actual speed bumps or...?

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Just in case anyone cares I googled it. As of July 2022, the majority of states still allow people to drive while wearing headphones, headsets and earbuds and have no restrictions or laws regarding their use while driving. Nine states completely prohibit the use of driving with headphones.- U.S.A

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

This one I don't get. Apparently it's legal to blast your stereo so loud you can hear it blocks away, same thing basically. Also it's apparently illegal to drive barefoot. Why?

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Carbon monoxide anyone ? 😂

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Now to ruin the movie more… Genetically speaking there is no way for a blonde and a red head to have a kid with black hair…

Criminal-Tweets

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

It's a mix between mqylasian airlines flight 370 (missing) and pan am flight 103 (shot down by Libya everyone died)

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Trump ?

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Putin?

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Queen Anne's Revenge

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

🎵🎶 I even sang that line 🎶🎵

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

They said wrong answers!

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

It even rhymes.

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

It said WRONG answers smh some people don't follow directions /s

“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

No. It rhymes, and I sang it. No.

Myxomatosis • is following 5 people

Theo Nightingale

Community Member

Lingvistov

Community Member

Miri Nadler

Community Member

Antonela Pântea

Community Member

Magnet Rocket

Community Member

Myxomatosis • 66 followers

nanni_t87

Community Member

michelle1323

Community Member

b3008cc7

Community Member

hannah-demers

Community Member

Debbie Gilbert

Community Member

bdogma

Community Member

pinecampple

Community Member

babyhen

Community Member

rii1562

Community Member

albrecht09

Community Member

frasej3

Community Member

jeffery_stewart

Community Member

xblack-rosex

Community Member

keyura

Community Member

csabaoszlnszky

Community Member

lanaraven

Community Member

n-mortimer3723

Community Member

coyager

Community Member

Marry Davis

Community Member

kika

Community Member

xkim

Community Member

mikadonguyen

Community Member

greensnake35

Community Member

vikashsharma

Community Member

dan-a

Community Member

benedikt-b

Community Member

erenmemisoglu

Community Member

fosteradams

Community Member

jes2011

Community Member

jrmuir13

Community Member

joannasolowiej

Community Member

stalwart1

Community Member

madalina011293

Community Member

raydream

Community Member

lchizum

Community Member

kudar74

Community Member

jkowalski415

Community Member

caezisrael

Community Member

w1ckd54

Community Member

emmalouise-z

Community Member

minesonmez

Community Member

sofi_girl94

Community Member

plvander

Community Member

s-hemmati-82

Community Member

komisarus

Community Member

sasch-gromow2015

Community Member

dgoodmiles

Community Member

tmhanser

Community Member

tadascerniauskas

Community Member

loubird951

Community Member

lovedisco86

Community Member

sinee-lee

Community Member

runningonjava

Community Member

jonathanbugiel

Community Member

lstutler

Community Member

markmutai

Community Member

kleenex55

Community Member

allhomeworktutors

Community Member

lammemineshaft

Community Member

guerraturiso

Community Member

pkers10

Community Member

tahirimiora7

Community Member

kieratopham

Community Member

james-gerber

Community Member

isnabera51

Community Member

Mack-doodle

Community Member

Contact Bored Panda

If you have an urgent matter, you should contact the Bored Panda staff via our contact form. Please select the type of your inquiry:

General Inquiry

Report Post

Removal Request

Contact Myxomatosis directly: Email:

Points 721 Top 5% overall

App Store App Store

User Submissions

This One-Eared Pitbull Got A Second Chance And This Is What His Life Looks Like Now

10comments 50 points

21 Winners Of The 2023 British Wildlife Photography Awards Have Been Announced

0comments 34 points

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Terrible Movie You’ve Ever Watched?

65replies 28 points

Hey Pandas, Post The Weirdest Thing Your Pet Likes To Do

0comments 23 points

37 Of The Best Photos Taken With Mobile Phones: The 2022 Annual Mobile Photography Award Winners Have Been Announced

5comments 25 points

Hey Pandas, What’s The Funniest Thing You’ve Seen On Google Maps?

3comments 25 points

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Bad Dad Joke?

40replies 18 points

My 18 Portraits Of The Flower Men Of Saudi Arabia

4comments 47 points

My 35 'Moving' Tattoos That Might Make You Feel Dizzy

3comments 28 points

I Traveled To Moneron, A Small Volcanic Island Untouched By Man (10 Pics)

2comments 41 points

Get the App

App Store App Store Google News

About us
Contact
Jobs
Advertise
Privacy Policy
Top Users
Newsletter
Cookies