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Bender Bending Rodríguez • commented on 9 posts 2 hours ago

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

How does one steal a whole pint glass?

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

That's nice and all but after approving all request and when OP is not there, will those request be honored by next/interim person? I am concerned there will be people booking hotels and flights based on this "approved requests". Which they might need to cancel/reschedule later and pay some fees to do so. I know OP wants to do right by people but still it has potential to back fire.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

How does one steal a whole pint glass?

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Thank you for posting what it means here.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Care to explain why this is gaslighting? I am genuinely curious. All I see is harmless fun/joke. Would it be gaslighting if I tickled my wife's feet while she's sleeping?

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

OP didn't say they let it go to waste. May be that's how they enjoy their steak. I see this as one stone two birds situation. Have your steak while vetting out assholes.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

This is exactly the problem. You can't tell what someone else will like and shame them for their choice.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I am ok with leaving the lights on but let's not risk other innocent people with rolling car.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Oh my god! I am not exaggerating, this is so me. I have done same back and forth lock check with car as well; throw in making sure all windows are pulled up in the mix, all as in all four windows. I have to physically touch all four glass right under top rim of car window couple rounds while muttering ‘up’ before my brain will register. When I lock doors, I have to mutter “locked” while turning the key and while pressing lock button for car. It's really a curse.

30 Of The Best Poor People Life Hacks, As Shared On This Online Thread

It may not be hack but it's better than the option I had before, that option was nothing.

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Bender Bending Rodríguez • upvoted 23 items 4 hours ago

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I like having to chase after my steak but I can definitely say that you can still make a juicy well done steak. I don't care for it but we'll done does not mean dried and tough unless your my mom

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

You could make some holy water by boiling the hell out of it…

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I like having to chase after my steak but I can definitely say that you can still make a juicy well done steak. I don't care for it but we'll done does not mean dried and tough unless your my mom

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

You could make some holy water by boiling the hell out of it…

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

That's what ketchup and steak sauce are for!

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Why is it so damn hard for people to let other people eat what they want without comment?

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Yeah, that was my thought. I just googled it and apparently these remote-controlled cars can be 180 bucks, so I guess it makes sense if they're watching their bank account.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

It’s a high end department store in the UK.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

You could have shared the answer. Now I have to look it up.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Googled it - slang for holiday / vacation. Had never heard it before

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

It is still very juicy when well done. Steaks dry out when over done. Most restaurants and dads that think they are God's gift to BBQ are actually making over done steak, not well done

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I dont order well done because the line between well done and over done is pretty slim. I'm convinced almost every person who says that well done is running the steak says it because they confuse it with over done

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

There is 'different opinions' and then there is 'opinions straight from bowls of hell'.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

If they dont object, change it to something else at last minute.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Who TF stops for a drink on the way to delivering Grandma’s ashes to their SO, gets drunk enough to forget the box and leave it behind—-then doesn’t even remember it until it’s too late? What did our SO say when you got home empty-handed? Don’t be an a*****e. Complete your mission with NO distractions, then you can have your pint. Be a grownup, not a child.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Too bad. Now the racist b***h is going to have to replace it by shoplifting another one.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

The person who wrote it dropped the handbag into the harbour

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

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People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Tight household budget for one.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Same.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

When I go out I check the door several times, walk away. At that point my brain forgets I have locked the door so go back and check again

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

This could really backfire at home.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

She appears to be a nasty piece of work though, advocating to reduce women's right, and claiming she is an MP because "God wants her to be one".

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Respect for letting people eat their steak the way they like it.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Have your steak as you want it, not as some food snob tells you to!

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Bender Bending Rodríguez • commented on 6 posts 1 day ago

18 Times People Called In Sick At Work But Were Spotted In Public By Their Coworkers

"retired employee" = Older person (commonly known as a boomer) with mind set younger generation is lazy.

40 “Not My Job” Moments Where People Did The Absolute Bare Minimum (New Pics)

Reminds me of Peter Pettigrew.

18 Times People Called In Sick At Work But Were Spotted In Public By Their Coworkers

"retired employee" = Older person (commonly known as a boomer) with mind set younger generation is lazy.

40 “Not My Job” Moments Where People Did The Absolute Bare Minimum (New Pics)

Reminds me of Peter Pettigrew.

40 “Not My Job” Moments Where People Did The Absolute Bare Minimum (New Pics)

HAD*

"Men Writing Women": This Online Group Exposes Clueless Male Authors Who Know Nothing About Women (35 Pics)

They didn't say women ALLOWED him.

"Men Writing Women": This Online Group Exposes Clueless Male Authors Who Know Nothing About Women (35 Pics)

I am sorry ... WHAT? Why is Sargent Dave hating on Quebec women?

"Men Writing Women": This Online Group Exposes Clueless Male Authors Who Know Nothing About Women (35 Pics)

That needs to be checked out right away.

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Bender Bending Rodríguez • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

40 “Not My Job” Moments Where People Did The Absolute Bare Minimum (New Pics)

HAD*

18 Times People Called In Sick At Work But Were Spotted In Public By Their Coworkers

You were an a-hole. World is tough enough without rats trying to make other peoples lives miserable.

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Bender Bending Rodríguez • commented on 9 posts 2 hours ago

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

How does one steal a whole pint glass?

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Thank you for posting what it means here.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Care to explain why this is gaslighting? I am genuinely curious. All I see is harmless fun/joke. Would it be gaslighting if I tickled my wife's feet while she's sleeping?

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

OP didn't say they let it go to waste. May be that's how they enjoy their steak. I see this as one stone two birds situation. Have your steak while vetting out assholes.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

This is exactly the problem. You can't tell what someone else will like and shame them for their choice.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I am ok with leaving the lights on but let's not risk other innocent people with rolling car.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

30 Of The Best Poor People Life Hacks, As Shared On This Online Thread

It may not be hack but it's better than the option I had before, that option was nothing.

Bender Bending Rodríguez • commented on 7 posts 1 day ago

18 Times People Called In Sick At Work But Were Spotted In Public By Their Coworkers

"retired employee" = Older person (commonly known as a boomer) with mind set younger generation is lazy.

40 “Not My Job” Moments Where People Did The Absolute Bare Minimum (New Pics)

Reminds me of Peter Pettigrew.

40 “Not My Job” Moments Where People Did The Absolute Bare Minimum (New Pics)

HAD*

"Men Writing Women": This Online Group Exposes Clueless Male Authors Who Know Nothing About Women (35 Pics)

They didn't say women ALLOWED him.

"Men Writing Women": This Online Group Exposes Clueless Male Authors Who Know Nothing About Women (35 Pics)

I am sorry ... WHAT? Why is Sargent Dave hating on Quebec women?

"Men Writing Women": This Online Group Exposes Clueless Male Authors Who Know Nothing About Women (35 Pics)

That needs to be checked out right away.

"Men Writing Women": This Online Group Exposes Clueless Male Authors Who Know Nothing About Women (35 Pics)

Give him a banana and let him decide.

Bender Bending Rodríguez • commented on 4 posts 4 days ago

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names

Don't know about them being genius but they seem like a*****e for sure.

Delusional Job Flyer Blames 'Lazy Workers' For 50% Price Increase, Inspires This TikToker To Share 19 Ridiculous Job Signs

Wow you're serious! On top of that you are comparing living expenses of 50s with today's living expenses. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Delusional Job Flyer Blames 'Lazy Workers' For 50% Price Increase, Inspires This TikToker To Share 19 Ridiculous Job Signs

This sarcasm right?

Delusional Job Flyer Blames 'Lazy Workers' For 50% Price Increase, Inspires This TikToker To Share 19 Ridiculous Job Signs

True rethunglicant way.

Bender Bending Rodríguez • upvoted 20 items 5 hours ago

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

There is 'different opinions' and then there is 'opinions straight from bowls of hell'.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

She appears to be a nasty piece of work though, advocating to reduce women's right, and claiming she is an MP because "God wants her to be one".

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Same.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

You could have shared the answer. Now I have to look it up.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

It’s a high end department store in the UK.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Googled it - slang for holiday / vacation. Had never heard it before

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

You could make some holy water by boiling the hell out of it…

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

If they dont object, change it to something else at last minute.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Why is it so damn hard for people to let other people eat what they want without comment?

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

That's what ketchup and steak sauce are for!

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

It is still very juicy when well done. Steaks dry out when over done. Most restaurants and dads that think they are God's gift to BBQ are actually making over done steak, not well done

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I like having to chase after my steak but I can definitely say that you can still make a juicy well done steak. I don't care for it but we'll done does not mean dried and tough unless your my mom

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Have your steak as you want it, not as some food snob tells you to!

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Respect for letting people eat their steak the way they like it.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Yeah, that was my thought. I just googled it and apparently these remote-controlled cars can be 180 bucks, so I guess it makes sense if they're watching their bank account.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Tight household budget for one.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

When I go out I check the door several times, walk away. At that point my brain forgets I have locked the door so go back and check again

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

This could really backfire at home.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

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